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Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:16:58 2010 No.5347247 [Reply] [Original]

GREETINGS /J-P/, MY NAME IS UNIMPORT-ANT

I AM AN EIGHTEEN-THOUSAND AND SIXTY-FOUR CYCLE OLD DA-LEK (GREAT-DESTROYER FOR YOU SI-LURIANS). I DO NOT PERFORM SUCH BASE ACTS SUCH AS CUL-TURE, BUT INSTEAD SPEND MY DAYS USING MY SUPERIOR IN-TELLIGENCE TO DERIVE STRATEGIES AND LOGISTICS FAR BEYOND ANY YOU CAN COM-PREHEND WITH YOUR PUNY MINDS.

I HAVE NO NEED TO TRAIN WITH MY GUN-STICK, THIS SUPERIOR WEAPON CAN SUNDER ANY ARMOUR AS IT PHASES THROUGH TIME IT-SELF, AND IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO ANY OTHER WEAPON ON THIS IN-SIGNIFICANT ROCK OF A PLA-NET. I HAVE HONED MY KILLING SKILLS TO THE FI-NEST IN THIS AREA OF SPACE.

I AM ABLE TO SPEAK ALL OF YOUR HUMAN DIA-LECTS WITH EASE, BOTH PAST, PRESENT AND FU-TURE, AND I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR MACHINES, BEND THEM TO MY WILL. I KNOW YOUR PAST. I KNOW YOUR FUTURE. IT IS A SHORT AND BLOODY ONE.

ONCE THE FLEET ARRIVES I WILL MOVE TO THE LAGRANGE POINT L-5 TO DESTROY MORE OF YOUR PATHETIC CUL-TURE. I WILL BECOME DALEK CO-MMANDER.

I WEAR MY BATTLE-ARMOUR OF PURE DALEKANIUM, WHICH I USE IN WAR. I CAN CONTROL IT BETTER THAN YOU CON-TROL YOUR OWN PITIFUL FLESHY BODIES. AS I LEAD, I O-BEY

I WILL MAKE THIS BOARD, /J-P/ A FORWARD STA-GING POST TO CONTROL YOUR NETWORK OF THIS INTER-NETS!

YOU WILL ALL PERISH! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINAAAATEEE!!!!!

>>	uguu !/89LMFkIFg Thu Jun 10 20:17:58 2010 No.5347254 >>5347247 didn't I just do this thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:18:58 2010 No.5347262 File: 90 KB, 759x568, hof002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello Im The Doctor. Your Threat Has Been Declared Invalid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:18:58 2010 No.5347264 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZDeB_kq_U8

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Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:20:58 2010 No.5347274
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IN-STEAD OF POSTING IN THE OTHER THREAD I DEEMED THIS IN-FORMATION TOO IMPORTANT TO LIN-GER IN A HUMAN'S PUTRID THREAD

DALEK THREADS ARE SUPREME

YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE SU-PERIOR RACE, THEN YOU WILL DIE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:21:58 2010 No.5347292 File: 87 KB, 750x600, 633561000142863688-imsorryicanthearyouoverthesoundofhowawesomeiamdoctorwhofunny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im Sorry, Thats not going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:24:58 2010 No.5347315 >>5347292 >>5347262 ALERT! ALERT! THE DOC-TOR HAS BEEN LURED OUT EVERYTHING IS PRO-CEEDING AS PLANNED DA-LEK INTELLECT IS SUPERIOR!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:26:58 2010 No.5347328 File: 31 KB, 640x368, 1275958693657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5347315

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:28:58 2010 No.5347354 File: 74 KB, 430x332, How-to-Build-Stairs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5347315 >>5347274 >>5347247 Invasion over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:29:58 2010 No.5347356 File: 290 KB, 1966x1422, doctorwho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO! I will save the Uni-Verse! And I will destroy YOU!

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Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:32:58 2010 No.5347377
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>>5347354
E-LEVATE!!!
>>5347356
YOU ARE A FOOL, DOC-TOR! BY COMING HERE, YOU HAVE BEEN TRAPPED BY OUR TWICE-DIMENSIONAL ANCHOR!
WE DALEKS HAVE NOTED YOUR INEXPLICABLE ATTRA-CTION TO HU-MAN FEMALES AND WILL CAPITALISE ON IT

WITH THIS 2D LOCK YOU WILL BE TRAPPED, MIND AND SOUL ON THIS INTERNET PLANE BESET BY 2-D IMAGES OF THE HU-MAN GIRLS YOU LOVE SO MUCH!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:34:22 2010 No.5347388 remo ve y our il leg al clo ne moota rd www.anongalk.se except t instead of g in the mid dle be cause po olar bear is a psyc ho thi ef 00b7f68e6bfddcf47030180dea9688be

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:35:58 2010 No.5347407 File: 82 KB, 411x330, doctor-who-tennant33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, Well Ok. No too bad here plenty of space. Pr0nz, People, My TARDIS. Im OK with this. But you Forgot one thing! I have my Screwdriver!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:38:58 2010 No.5347440 Just out of curiosity...... Is there a doctor in the house?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:40:58 2010 No.5347460 >>5347407 WHAT NO THIS IS INCONCEIVABLE HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO USE A SONIC-BASED TOOL IN AN IMAGEBOARD ENVIRONMENT THERE IS NO LOGIC BEHIND THIS! YOU ARE ILLOGICAL! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR! EXTERMINATE HIM!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:40:58 2010 No.5347459 File: 385 KB, 1280x816, Doctor_Who_by_vanbriesen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who force Assemble! Yes there is.

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Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:44:58 2010 No.5347483
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Aha, I you cant function without Logic.
Let me ask you somthing?
WHAT IS PI!?
IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS DOES IT MAKE A SOUND!?
HOW DO YOU KILL SOMTHING THAT CAN NOT DIE!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:44:58 2010 No.5347486 File: 16 KB, 126x254, Th08eirin01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5347247 Did somebody call a doctor? L5 Lagrange point? REISEN, WE GOT LUNARIANS AGAIN!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:50:58 2010 No.5347539 File: 75 KB, 450x338, cybermen_on_bbc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] INELEGANT LIFEFORM DETECTED! DELETE!DELETE!DELETE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:51:58 2010 No.5347550 inb4 Yukari-tardis crossover

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Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:53:58 2010 No.5347560
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>>5347483
LOGIC DOES NOT HOLD US BACK IN THIS PLACE, DOC-TOR!!!

WE HAVE NO NEED TO ANS-WER YOUR FOOLISH QUERIES! NOW TASTE YOUR DEATH FROM OUR LASERS!

...DOCTOR?

WHY IS IT THAT HE ALWAYS RUNS AWAY DURING OUR MONOLOGUE?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:53:58 2010 No.5347564 >>5347550 What would happen if she gapped the tardis into the tardis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:53:58 2010 No.5347567 File: 21 KB, 488x364, 128810499030343586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes! They will fight each other. Time to escape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:53:58 2010 No.5347571 >>5347560 Shoot first, monologue later. It's not like you need him alive to monologue at, since you don't care for his opinions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:58:58 2010 No.5347625 File: 299 KB, 600x750, 1239094448521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEY GUYS I GOT THIS, EYE'M THE STRONGEST!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:59:58 2010 No.5347626 >>5347571 FUCK IT I'M GOING TO GO TENTACLE RAPE SOME TWO DIMENSIONAL GIRLS TO DEATH EXTER-AH, FUCK IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 20:59:58 2010 No.5347635 File: 81 KB, 503x840, r173949_658402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its ok. Were buds now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 21:02:58 2010 No.5347673 I-ITS NOT BECAUSE WE ARE MORTAL ENEMIES OR ANYTHING! FOOLISH DOCTOR! DALEKS DO NOT FEEL LOVE, AND THUS ARE IN-CAPABLE OF FEELING TSUNDERE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 10 21:04:58 2010 No.5347696 File: 77 KB, 480x517, tom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do you have to be like that?

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