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I'm ready for Gensokyo.

Teach me how to get there, /jp/

>> No.5334257

Suicide.

>> No.5334255

Hakurei Shrine, clap twice, portal, etc.

>> No.5334263

Pour a litre of vodka in your anus

>> No.5334270
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>>5334263

Can I drink it afterwards?

>> No.5334279

Alice you are huge

>> No.5334283

>>5334257
Every 60 years, etc.

>> No.5334285

>>5334279
Those are all just dolls

>> No.5334291

>>5334285
Is a sentient doll really a doll?

>> No.5334296

>>5334270
She'd need some supernatural phenomenon to not pass out from the pain of pouring sake down her ass

>> No.5334311

>>5334296
She's an oni. Something like that won't faze her.

>> No.5334321
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>> No.5334322
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>>5334291

Dolls, but robots too.

Robotic dolls.

>> No.5334328

>>5334322
Maybe her dolls only awake when she sleeps?

>> No.5334333
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>>5334328

Suffice to say, this artist doesn't think so...

>> No.5334335

>>5334270
This image excites me, post more.

>> No.5334344
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5334344

TOUHOU FETISH THREAD

>> No.5334342

>>5334333
How can they pull her?

>> No.5334340

>>5334333
This image is really confusing, considering she's controlling all those dolls while blind. A masochist who tortures herself... weird.

>> No.5334350

It must be 3:22 AM GMT on the 7th day of any month. You must be in a house, alone with no other humans (cats or dogs are fine), and all the lights must be off regardless of whether it's night or day where you live. Light two candles that are no more than 3 inches tall and place them beside your computer screen. Make sure that your computer is off before doing so.

Turn on your computer at exactly 3:22 AM GMT. Your computer may be the ONLY electric appliance in that room that is currently on. Once it starts up, there will be an icon directly in the center of your desktop. What the icon looks like is different for every person. Double click it.

You will immediately pass out. When you wake up, you will be in a white room with no doors and no windows. On one of the walls will be two buttons. Push the orange button. If you push the other button, whatever color it may be, then you will never be able to leave the room. After you push the orange button, you will find a door when you turn around. Turn the handle to the door and wait at least three seconds before pulling it open. If you open it any sooner, then there will be nothing but the wall behind it and you will be trapped in the room forever.

>> No.5334352

>>5334350

When you open the door, there will be a dimly lit hallway with countless doors on each side. Open the 14th door on the right. DO NOT open any of the other doors. Once you enter the 14th door, there will be a man in a coat with no face sitting at a small square table. At the center of the table will be a biscuit. On the biscuit will be either jelly or butter, and it may be toasted or plain. It will always be wheat. Join that man at the table by sitting in the empty chair directly across from him.

At this point, you will feel a nearly irresistible urge to consume the biscuit. You must resist this urge. If you eat the biscuit, then the man will immediately kill you when you swallow the last bite. The method he will use depends on his mood. If you can resist eating the biscuit for a full 30 seconds, then the man will leave the room the way you came in. When he closes the door, stand up and leave the room as well. Again, DO NOT eat the biscuit.

When you leave the room, you will now be in Gensokyo. Enjoy your stay.

>> No.5334380

>>5334352

What is this


Is Gensokyo the 150th object of 728?

>> No.5334391

>>5334380

But you didn't go somewhere and ask for someone.

>> No.5334392

>>5334380

THE HOLDER OF THE END IS YUKARI

>> No.5334398 [SPOILER] 
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>>5334333
neither does this one

>> No.5334400

>>5334392
That... that can't be! There's no border at the end!

>> No.5334409

>>5334350
>>5334352
Is this from some /x/ pasta or something?

>> No.5334411
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>>5334340
>>5334398

Again, this artist considers Alice's dolls to be automotive.

>> No.5334412

>>5334400
The border between existence and the end of all things.

>> No.5334413

>>5334409
I believe it's a matrix parody.

>> No.5334414

>>5334411
That artist is wrong wrong wrong.

>> No.5334422

>>5334412
For a border to exist, there has to be something on both sides. What you're describing is everything up to x and x. There's nothing on the other side of x. No border.

>> No.5334424
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>>5334414

It's a fan creation. We can play with whatever we like.

>> No.5334432

>>5334422

You're a bit confused.

It's not a BORDER, but it's a BOUNDARY.

Yukari is the youkai of BOUNDARIES. All borders are boundaries, not all boundaries are borders.

>> No.5334431

>>5334424
Sure, and I'll interpret it as Alice being incredibly skilled at masturbation.

>> No.5334438
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>>5334431

You stick with that.

>> No.5334445

>>5334398
Ahegao~

>> No.5334453

>>5334438
I want to be that doll.

>> No.5334456
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>>5334333

Well, now I have to fap.

Thanks a lot butthole.

>> No.5334492

>>5334456
You don't have to fap! Resist it!

>> No.5334518

>>5334492
probably he's already gone... there is nothing to do... anon... dammit... DAMMIT!

>> No.5334522
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>>5334251

YOU COULD START BY RUNNING THROUGH THE CAVE OF SLIDES AND CLIMBING DOWN INTO THE PIT OF DESPAIR. TURN THE WHEEL AND LIFT THE STONE SLAB, THEN RACE INTO THE THRONE ROOM. SIT ON THE THRONE OF THE PRETENDER AND THEN YOU CAN GO UP INTO THE HEART ROOM OR INTO THE TREACHEROUS HALLS OF PYTHON. IF YOU ESCAPE, YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO ENTER THE TOMB OF ANCIENT KINGS. FIND THE RIGHT KEY TO GO UPSTAIRS OR GO THROUGH THE WALL AND INTO THE WELL. NEXT, JUMP INTO THE BUCKET AND RISE UP INTO THE ROOM OF THREE TORCHES. FIND THE RIGHT TORCH THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO ENTER THE SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY. ASSEMBLE THE STATUE AND YOU MAY BE HEADED INTO THE TREASURE ROOM! NEXT, ENTER THE OBSERVATORY, SPIN THE SUNDIAL, AND RUN ACROSS THE TROUBLED BRIDGE. THEN, PASS THE ROOM OF THREE GARGOYLES, RACE DOWNSTAIRS, AND BACK TO THE TEMPLE GATE!

THE CHOICES ARE YOURS, AND YOURS ALONE.

GOOD LUCK.

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>>5334522

>> No.5334558

>>5334522
OH GOD I LOVED THAT SHOW

>> No.5334572

>>5334532
Once your entire body is able to resonate at the same frequency as George Nakata's voice, you will dissipate into pure energy as your mind and consciousness become one with the Universe.

>> No.5334579

>>5334522

I didn't have that channel as a kid.

Try again.

>> No.5334622
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>>5334350
>start reading holder of the end

I was going to have a lucid dream about Gensokyo, but now I'm scared. ;_;

>> No.5334749
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>>5334622
Only your belief in Gensokyo can protect you from what haunts you now.

>> No.5334761
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>>5334749

And then there are the things in Gensokyo that nothing can protect you from.

If, in the dark of night, you happen to feel bony hands closing around your arms, and smell the scent of perfume, try not to panic.

Yukari hates that.

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>>5334761
If asleep in the wilderness of Gensokyo, you awake to find yourself unable to see, do not rise or make a sound. Attracting the attention of the horrifying creature passing by will be your last action in Gensokyo.

>> No.5334799
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>>5334761
>in the dark of night, you happen to feel bony hands closing around your arms, and smell the scent of perfume
I wouldn't panic, I'd be pic related.

>> No.5334836

>>5334799
Doshio~

>> No.5334865

>>5334251
I love how the characters all have their own unique walk cycle.

>> No.5334989

>>5334799
Tenshi is the only one who understands.
Why can't people see this?

>> No.5335084

>>5334749
SAUCE

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>>5334350
>You will then be taken to a separate building, which appears to be an old, wooden Japanese palace. Inside will be a seemingly endless corridor far, far longer than the length of the palace.
>There will be no sound in the corridor. Attempting to make any at the wrong time is a grievous, grievous mistake. You will notice the lights in the corridor get brighter and brighter as you make your way down towards the end, becoming nearly blinding. If at any point the lights go out, QUICKLY shout out "No! Stop! What you are doing is wrong!" while backing away. If the lights do not come back on, bolt for the door you came in through. It should still be open and hopefully you aren't far enough down the hallway for them to close it on you. If they manage to close it, hell itself would be preferable to what you will suffer.
>If the lights come back on, return to flying forward down the corridor. Inside the cell will be a mad pastiche of colorful bullets, arranged in several harlequin-like formations. You must not be distracted by them; for at the center of a room is a useless little rabbit, only good for her sex appeal.

>> No.5335247

>>5335221
Genuinely creepy.

>> No.5335258
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>>5335221
>Enter the gap and walk straight forward until it closes. Now, you have to say the words "Excuse me, I'd like to learn from you.". If you did anything wrong, you will be dead before you even realize it, so do not worry much about this. Should nothing happen for several dozen seconds, you may resume walking. Do this until you reach a heart that is as big as your head. Do not touch it, instead, turn around. You will see either the most beautiful woman or the most horrific creature your eyes have ever witnessed.

>> No.5335281
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>>5335258
>If you have closed your eyes in time, after an hour of standing in confusion, you will hear a soft, female voice call out, "Can I?" Do not answer this question. Instead, stomp your foot upon the floor and then open your eyes. If you see a long, stretching field of sunflowers in front of you, then you have succeeded in the first half of your endeavor. If you see a fiery plain of death and mutilation, then it is too late for you. You will be devoured by your own thoughts of your greatest fears.
>Walk towards the setting sun in the field of sunflowers for one hour until you reach an enormous tree which does not blossom in the spring. As you get closer you see that the tree is constructed out of bones and it is surrounded in a pool of blood. Submerge yourself fully in this blood, and when you surface once more, you will feel a ghostly hand press something into your palm, it is a small vial. Do not drink from this vial; you will become half a ghost, half a man, and be the vassal of the queen of ghosts for all eternity.

>> No.5335284

this is how
youtube.com/watch?v=NAVnai_crLc

>> No.5335285

But you're on /jp/!

You're already there!

doushiyo.jpg

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>>5335281
>Once you finish descending into the darkness, the trapdoor will close and lock above you, leaving you alone in hellish silence. Do not move an inch, do not talk, do not breathe; eventually, as your vision swims, candles will be set aflame at your feet. It is safe, for now.
>You will meet an emaciated waif of a girl with iron wings with crystalline feathers. She will ask one of two questions. If she asks, "Will you play with me?" then you are too late and the piece is lost, as is your life and all hope. Your foul luck will result in a death so horrific, painful, and excruciating that even the tormented souls of the damned would pity you. If she asks, "Are you my latest meal?" then respond, quickly and earnestly, "I wish to dine with you."

>> No.5335323

>>5335284
If American reality television were half as entertaining as these kinds of Japanese shows I would probably still be buying cable.

>> No.5336247

Add up the thread numbers of all Sion threads. Write the number you get in a magic circle of your own design, alongside your full name. Without leaving this circle, 1cc all Windows Touhou games on Lunatic, you get as many tries as you want so long as you don't leave the circle. Doing so will open a portal to Gensokyo.

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