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HURK, HURK, HUROAK

>> No.5321408

Why is Yuugi so horny?

>> No.5321429 [DELETED] 

We had a thread yesterday~

>> No.5321427

>>5321408
The oni was meant to be horny.

>> No.5321440
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>>5321393

Hordak all you want, not even obtaining the power of Greyskull can save you now.

>> No.5321437

>>5321408
Because she eats oni~ oni~ onion rings.

>> No.5321640

>>5321408
Oh you!

>> No.5321659

Hurk? Hulk?
Yeah, Yuugi is pretty buff.

>> No.5321683

>>5321408
Wait a second.....OH MAN THE PUN.

>> No.5321693
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>>5321659

She may not be green, but she's certainly seven foot tall and weighs 450 lbs.

>> No.5321706

>>5321408
>>5321427

ba-dum-tsh

>> No.5321735
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She mustn't spill a drop for the sake of her thirst.

>> No.5321837
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>>5321735

Yuugi certainly makes me go "boin".

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>>5321837

It seemed like a good idea under the influence.

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>> No.5324080

>>5321393
I want to spend a night drinking sake with Yuugi, and then lay my head on her massive breasts and drift off to sleep

>> No.5324092

>>5321693
That's news to me. Makes me want to fap to her more.

>> No.5324100

>>5324092
itsajokedude.

>> No.5324137
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>>5321393

I do not understand why you would start a Yuugi thread with the onomatopoeia of vomiting.

Here, have some abdominal muscles.

>> No.5324822

>>5324137
You weren't here for the thread yesterday.

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>Yuugi thread

>> No.5326999 [DELETED] 

>>5321389

tinyurl dot com/3ye3cob you WILL take down the illegal clone 3768e57eb8990fd4a465b49c80dfcb74

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More manly than any of you.

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>> No.5328369

Yuugi will never seize you with her powerful arms, pulling you close to her ample bosom, and whisper the things she's going to do to you that you have absolutely no say in, nor hope of escape.


;_;

>> No.5328377

>>5328369
tl;dr
you will never get laid

>> No.5329240

bump

>> No.5329547
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>>5328369

It's a shame. But I'd rather live a long good life, thank you.

>> No.5329579

>>5329547
but but but you don't want this >>5326971 to happens ?

>> No.5329589

>>5321393
Better version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kINg2uvtXDw&feature=related

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>>5329579

Actually, as I'm not anatomically equipped for that scenario to play out, I'd assume I'm heading for a quite different fate.

>> No.5329740

>>5329685
so you're saying you have a small dick?

>> No.5330927

>>5329740
yes

>> No.5330961

>>5324137

>She exhales a havey breath....steamy, hot with the scent of sake riding on it. Her hair has fallen down framing the sides her face with gold slightly all the while tickling your face.....

>A deeply unpleasant croak rises from her stomach and escapes her her luscious red lips, a trickle of bile spills out from her mouth as the effects of excess exert it's toll on her body. You try to writhe your way from under her but her oppressive weight pins you down, even as her eyes glaze over drunkenly while convulsions wrack her belly.

>Over and over she heaves "HURK HURK HURK" as her svelte form clenches and squeezes the poison out from her, frantic you kick and yelp trying to get away from the inevitable but you are far too weak to resist and she too far gone to notice you there anymore.

>With one more guttural sound she heaves out her guts onto your cringing face, pungent and hot acids sting your eyes painfully. Torrents of rejected sake, half digested food and gastric lining wash your face in great shuddering tides punctuated with coughs and sobs. You open your mouth to scream and are rewarded with the indescribably foul taste of her issue, trapped under her frame as you are you are forced to endure unable to spit it out (for fear of catching a fresh batch) and unwilling to swallow it.

>Your hair caked, your lips sticky, the bedsheets sodden, the pillow saturated, even your ears trickle with a sample of Yuugi's puke. With one final splurt she spits out a chunk of stomach lining onto your cheek, then passes out into unconsciousness still clinging to you. Tears of misery cut two clean lines through the mess on your face, it's days like this you regret your choice in waifus.

>> No.5330978

>>5330961

Pynchon, with a smattering of Bierce.

This is almost as brilliant as the scene in 'Gravity's Rainbow' where a woman defecates onto some unfortunate soul's face.

>> No.5330986

My inadequate penis would never be able to satisfy her, or any of the Touhou ladies for that matter, so I would just not even try.

I'd just admire them from afar.

>> No.5330994

>>5330978

That was preceded by a cruder yet still very visual description of the dangers of alcohol and bowel control

>And then she shits her self. Just, loses total control of her bowls in the throes of passion and ends up plastering your chest (reverse cowgirl) with a thick smattering of feces. Yuugi's a big girl too so it won't just be a few stringy cat shits like your anemic waifu, no this will be like warm, wet concrete being squeezed out of a fire hose. Caking everything below your neck in fowl smelling waste while she passes out drunk, falling head first off the bed before you even finish.

>Then she vomits during a yawn and you have to roll her over so she doesn't drown in it.

>> No.5331005

>>5330961
/r/ the other parts that were written in that thread. That one Anonymous was shelling out some real fap text material.

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>>5330961
>>5330994

>> No.5331046

I'd like Yuugi's vomit out from between her toes.

Just sayin'.

>> No.5331060

>>5330994
>bowls
wat
You mean bowels?

>> No.5331069

>>5331010
you're too weak

>> No.5331081 [DELETED] 

>>5330961
The first quote is correct. The rest is shit that someone came up with.

>> No.5331117 [DELETED] 

>>5331111
>She then kisses you, roughly too. It's sloppy and you feel her tongue forcefully enter your mouth. You can taste the sake she was consuming a few minutes prior, as she then clamps down hard on your mouth sealing it shut with hers. You can audibly hear her thick, muscled inner thighs slapping against the sides of you abdomen as her sopping wet pussy eagerly sucks you erect cock back into it.

>You feel yourself beginning to lose control....an enormous orgasm has been building for sometime now, eager to be released into Yuugi's warm, moist vagOOO. She still pounding her thighs against you, atop you like an expert bull rider. She's leaned her head next to yours and you can feel her exhaled breaths in you ear......her gasping moans sending shivers down your spine....You feel a twitch....and then another. You begin to try and tell her that you're about to cum. She leans herself back up, using her hands on your chest to prop herself up. She peers at you with those eyes aflame with lust, a shit eating grin plastered on her heavily flushed face. You say again, as she slams into you with reckless abandon, that you're about to cum. She grabs a fistful of your hair and pulls your face to hers. "Do it", she whispers harshly, "Give yourself to me. Give it all to me..." She then once again locks her mouth to yours as you groan into her mouth, spraying her insides with your gooey, thick hot load.

>She then rolls off onto the bed, roughly pulling you to her for an after sex cuddle and nap. Before your own tiredness takes you to dream land, you notice and warm content smile upon her blushing face.

At least, that's what I fapped to.

>> No.5331111 [DELETED] 

>>5331005
Here's the original (I think):

>Her forcefully riding you.....musky sweat in the air. Her rippling abs and full breasts slick with sweat.....her long, lustrous blond hair matted and damp and she throws her head back causing it to cascade down her back like a golden waterfall.....

>She then leans in real close to your face, her red eyes glowing with lust and desire. She exhales a havey breath....steamy, hot with the scent of sake riding on it. Her hair has fallen down framing the sides her face with gold slightly all the while tickling your face.....

Part 1

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>> No.5331191 [DELETED] 

>>5331182
Well it's what the guy posted and what several of us fapped to.

>> No.5331182

>>5331117

This is generic.

>> No.5331190

>>5331117

>She still pounding her thighs against you, atop you like an expert bull rider.

Fucking masterpiece

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>>5331117
>>5331111

>> No.5331270

>>5331209
Uh, so can I.

>> No.5331338 [DELETED] 

>>5331270
>>5331209
Did you thank me for digging through the archive? No.

>> No.5331362
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Uurg... I feel... A little...

HURK
HURK
HURK

>> No.5331365

Yuugi foot fetish is top tier

>> No.5331373

>>5331365
She has the smelliest feet of all Touhou.

>> No.5331390

>>5331373
I'm ok with this

>> No.5331613
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This thread

>> No.5333427

MOAR!

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>> No.5334124

I like beer

>> No.5334132

What kind of stupid fanfiction is that, Yuugi is a badass oni who can down any amount of alcohol without spilling a drop, quit imposing your pussy lightweight drinking habits on the character

>> No.5334136

>watching TV
>Yuugi vomit text randomly pops into my head thanks to a commercial
>go to /jp/
>first thread on page 0 is a Yuugi thread
>enter it
>see Yuugi vomit text

stop reading my mind

>> No.5334141

>>5334136

>>>/v/

>> No.5334143

>>5334132

On the other hand, she probably pukes a hell of a lot more than a normal person.

I am annoyed that we are talking about this.

>> No.5334146

>>5334143
Should we talk about what her shit tastes like instead?

>> No.5334163

>>5334146
Yes.

>> No.5334170

>>5334146

I'd really rather not.

>> No.5334203

>>5334146
I don't know, but her piss tastes like sweet alcohol. A doujin said it so it must be true.

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>> No.5336873

>>5334203
It tastes like Natural Ice.

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i think taking off her horn can make her look better.
im such a horrible person..

>> No.5341725

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBrWPePRois

This song suits her so well.

>> No.5341737

I like whiskey

>> No.5341746

>>5341682
I just Imagined the amount of pain that cutting off her horn would cause to her. you are an evil person Maple.

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>>5341746
Don't worry. It's removable.

>> No.5341797

>>5341788
Puns incoming, take cover.

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>>5341797
>>5341788

DETACHABLE PENIS

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Forehead Genitalia

>> No.5342205

>>5341925

Get the fuck out.

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>> No.5344038

>>5341838
I love that song

>> No.5344049

This thread is extraordinarily funny. Is the one with all the other humourous fiction archived?

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