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OK, enough with the "you came to Gensokyo, who would you choose to be your waifu" thread #53677372562.

Now, for something completely different: you're in Gensokyo and you can pick any kind of power. What kind of power would you choose and which Touhou character would you like to FIGHT? Yes, fight, as in kill-or-be-killed fight, not some danmaku fight bullshit.

>> No.5319437

My power is SEX
I fight EVERYONE

>> No.5319440

>>5319434
The ability to teleport into people and erupt from their chests with their heart in my hand, and my body covered completely in their blood.

>> No.5319441

sex, dicks, etc.
/thread

>> No.5319444

Control over sound. can make heads explode and loud noises.

All in a battle Royale.

>> No.5319446

I'd like to manipulate all forms of nature.. and use that to fight EVERYONE! And rule the world!

>> No.5319447

immortality so i can join kaguya and mokou in their never ending fight to the death
and then when we finally get bored of fighting, we can have crazy rough threesome sex all day long

>> No.5319451

>>5319434
"What kind of power" thread #53677372563.

>> No.5319452

The ability to kill people over the internet for making shitty "what do" threads.

>> No.5319456

>>5319434
only S.T.A.L.K.E.R people will understand

i take monolith i'm not the FUKIN' ROCK, only the power

and fight with ...... huuu ..... yukari random choose

>> No.5319459

Catch anything with my Pokeballs. Yes, that means you, OP.

>> No.5319462
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5319462

Power: the ripple.
I would get a FABULOUS top hat and then I'd proceed to storm the scarlet devil mansion Castlevania style.

>> No.5319467

The power to acquire Touhou waifus?

>> No.5319469

>>5319467
oh ! nice idea i take this one

>> No.5319482

>>5319430

http://tinyurl.com/2c6m48e aa7d37b5aea63f8b1b5d8b5476ba93ad

>> No.5319483

I want power to multiply Touhous. I'd make 200 million Yukaris.

>> No.5319485
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5319485

>>5319467

>> No.5319493

I would use Rinnosuke's manpit and fight Aya Shameimaru

>> No.5319499

My power would be love.
I would travel around lovin everyone and watch time do it's job.

>> No.5319506

the power to pwn shikieiki

>> No.5319519

>>5319432

is u poop sausage lulz ded84645673d34d1d980ed15e3c04021

>> No.5319527

Oh! I thought of a better one! The power to make food appear at will! I'd fight Yuyuko!

>> No.5319532

The power to have the power of my enemy but a little stronger. Automatically win any powerlevel fights.

>> No.5319545
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5319545

Eh, I'll just go with Black Magic (Transmution).

Alchemy, building stuff, altering components, self-alteration buffs, you name it, I've prepped it in advance.

>> No.5319564
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5319564

Oh, come on /jp/. Is sex all you had in mind everytime Touhou mentioned?
Personally, I think fighting till your blood splattered all over the place and all your bones cracked is the purest form of love. Sex being the second.
With that said, I'd definitely pick a fight with Yuuka.

>> No.5319590
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5319590

The power to copy other's spellcards perfectly. I know it's a horrible example but think of it as a sharingan for spellcards.

I would wanna fight Marisa. If I win she has to be my wife. If I lose I'll just keep stalking and challenging her until I win.

>> No.5319595

>>5319590
>sharingan

>> No.5319592

The power to pollinate, against Yuka

>> No.5319597

the power to control anomaly from the Zone, i fight Okuu
1 ON 1 YOU BIRD BRAIN !

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>>5319595

It was the only example I could think of.

Cut me some slack.

>> No.5319606

>>5319456
>>5319597


Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>> No.5319612

The power to control the many sciences at will. I guess something like Alchemy? I 'unno.

>> No.5319616

I'll fight Byakuren! As my human self! With my rock throwing!

>> No.5319624

I'd gain the power to become the main character of Touhou.

>> No.5319625

>>5319612
Oh, and I'd fight Yukari.

>> No.5319628

You mean someone I'd have a chance of beating?
Uh...Tokiko
No, Orange

>> No.5319641

>>5319628
And my power would be...uh
Extreme deductive reasoning, a photographic memory, being able to read lips, and lockpicking.

And thus, I will become the greatest Detective in all of Gensokyo.

>> No.5319646

Manipulation of Eternity or time
Any touhou really

>> No.5319655

Doppelganger. FULL, dopplegangery, none of that "oh I look like you but can't do shit" stuff. That's stupid.
Why would I want to fight anyone?

>> No.5319684

>>5319641
>lock picking

Do they even have locks on their doors in Gensokyo?

>> No.5319693

>>5319684
Why not? It's not like locks are particularly difficult to make

>> No.5319699
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5319699

The power of SCIENCE!

And I would fight Nitori in an epic battle involving chemistry, physics, engineering and techno music.

>> No.5319782
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5319782

The power to create large robots with imagination. Then proceed to fight the Moriya family and the Hisoutensoku in a robot vs robot brawl

>> No.5319828

>>5319693

They aren't but do they really need to lock their doors?

>> No.5319845

Coercion/hypnotism. Fight with Reisen to see if forced coercion could win over insanity eyes that distort the real world.

Oh, and I could also force any Touhou into sex.

>> No.5319853

>>5319828
Well, most things that want to get in their house can break through the ceiling...
But it might be useful if, say, I need to open the door to the basement of a certain vampire's house

>> No.5319867

The power to summon ZUN.

>> No.5319873

>>5319853

Is that door even locked? I always assumed Flan stayed there of her own volition but actually has free roam of the mansion.

>> No.5319883

>>5319873
I hope so, otherwise that lockpicking power won't be as useful as I though

>> No.5319902

ITT lockpicking discussion

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