/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Post the Touhou you love the most and your reason.

She's abandoned and unloved by every other Touhou but still very happy and playful.

[Anonymous No.]

Her feet

[Anonymous No.]

I like Marisa's shots and danmaku. She's also funny.

[Anonymous No.]

shes abusive

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287804

That's not Sanae.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

That is one of my weekly waifus, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

She made me love her.

[Anonymous No.]

long white hair and red eyes

[Anonymous No.]

She knows why.

[Anonymous No.]

She never gives up.

[Anonymous No.]

She is hot

[Anonymous No.]

I love her feet and thighs, and I would read books with her any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287818

Kogasa is mine.

[GFT No.]

She's pretty much a walking snowman, and she's very nice to alot of people. I also like her because of her being underrated...
She is also very attractive, if you catch my drift
ZUN get your ass to work on a new game with Letty in it as a MAIN boss this time

[Anonymous No.]

Short messy black hair that gives her an appearance of being an active person. I also find exposed necks to be quite sexy.
Playful likes-to-be-chased personality fits well with my aggressive personality.
Short slender body triggers instincts to protect her, as well as provides general arousal.
Cute butt topped by a bunnypuff tail to provide endless visual pleasure, as well as endless fondling.

[Pyonta-kun !Kero9dR91. No.]

Dat hat

[Anonymous No.]

She's the best Touhou.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5287836

No she doesn't. Her sister may, but she doesn't.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5287900

I take it you're buying this.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5287886
No she's not.

I called her 3 posts after her screenshot showed up on the official /jp/ thread showing the first screens from the ufo play through.

Deal with it

[Taiko Drum Master !dqTSUNDERE No.]

>>5287917
yo BOOF have you accepted my friend invite on youtube yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287917

Endless people probably already claimed her in Japan. And you said she's one of your weekly waifus. That means you have more than one. Deal with the fact that she's my one and only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287914
I don't have any interest in figures. I have better things to spend money on.
So as much as I want to touch Tewi I wouldn't want to settle for a chunk of plastic shaped like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287914
Also I'll add that regarding that figure: The ears are hideous. They look like wind socks or something similarly out of place. They are round tubes that go down to her elbows.

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu because she was the first boss I ever really had trouble with. Also, she's always serious business while Yuyuko just lols.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5287952

I actually like her ears because of how ridiculously floppy they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Back when I was obscenely poor at Touhou, I enjoyed battling with Meiling the most. I also thought that her spellcards were simply beautiful.

She's been my favourite ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

She can open reality man

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287981
but can she open my heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287989
Definitely

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287989

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288008
But she won't. Too lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

She's always depicted as very cute and caring.
Also her expressions ingame made me fall in love with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288035
"frightening eyes no one loves" may also help. Poor satori.

[Anonymous No.]

Back when I got into Touhou, Perfect Cherry Blossom was released a month ago.

Though I played Koumakyou for a while, PCB was my next in line.

I fell in love with Flandre after I grew testacles.

Then I played more PCB, and after that, 7.5.

I started to love Youmu, she was a true waifu.
In these 6 years, she has not changed.
She is mine. Back off, anon. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287963
There's floppy ears then there are floppy ears you could tie in a knot under her chin.
Floppy ears that come down to about where normal human ears would be are optimal in my opinion. They double as ears and "ear covers" then.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5288073

Ear covers what? Do all Touhous have assumed human ears along with whatever animal ears they possess? I know Orin is like this...

[Anonymous No.]

Pyonta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288092

[Anonymous No.]

No Remilia fans? Wuuuuuuut.

Canon work indicates that she is immature. I still want to believe that a cute 500 year old vampire would have a mature side, though. ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288092
No.
But having them cover the place where human ears would be and are likely now vacant spaces helps reduce the chance of dwelling on such things.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play with and rub those floppy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288120

[Anonymous No.]

She's cute

I like her power

I like rabbits

She's one of the few characters you can trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288141
She's a coward. She abandoned the moon because she was scared of facing her fears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288124
Even withouta mature side, she is still " Dawwwwwwwwwww".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z3dpjufjCk

Anyway the choice is difficult between her and her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

She's sweet~♥

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288150

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5288141

I would just like to play with her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288153
I love characters who have that whole dissonance between maturity and childishness. Evangeline in Negima and Remilia to mention two.

[Anonymous No.]

It's hard to put my finger on it.
She's overconfident, thinking she's stronger than she really is (especially when I started liking her around TH10)
She's naive
But still she works hard
and is a good girl.

Also, she doesn't forgive.

[Anonymous No.]

I love her adorable design, and the very idea of giving her all sorts of little weapons to use.

[Anonymous No.]

Everything. Her ears to her soft, warm tails. I can only imagine what it must be like to lay next to her cuddling and having those silken tails lightly ticking you, caressing you, warming you.

[Anonymous No.]

Rubbing and massaging those ears while she makes cute little whimpers. Blushing and fidgeting all the way.

Ah, but what of her fuzzy bunny tail?

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5288192
>L85A1
>AW50

now all they need is the L86 LSW variant and they can join the British Armed Forces.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5287921
I have a youtube account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288153
I dunno. I kind of prefer the fanon grimdark depiction of Remilia because it does show that mature side.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to just have a conversation with her. Let her tell me stories about herself and Gensokyo, be they true or not.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5288384
Same. Her conversations would be great over a cup of tea.

But my absolute favourite is tied between Ran, Patchouli, and Yuuka.

Ran is a very mature woman and protective of her shikigami. which makes her all the more lovely. I would cook dinner with her(as long as I'm not the meal).

Patchouli has an endless supply of knowledge and wouldn't be bothered by me if I sat and read books with her

And Yuuka doesn't take crap from anybody. she Beautiful and elegant. she would probably kill me if I entered her garden but I would still try and visit her and gaze upon the flowers. also Youkai Moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288271
I know, wonderful isn't it?

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5288433
>two gundam level Mobile suits

Oh wow. that's kickass.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/-san... /jp/-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288522
WHAT!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288531

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288522
WHAT DO YOU WANT, BITCH?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288541
Oh shit.. I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

Best Tengu in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288585
PUFFY VULVA

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288585

[Anonymous No.]

Fans are mean to her and call her stupid ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to drink tea with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Because she's player 2. And a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287789
You now realize that umbrella-girl is the new Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

Because haters gonna hate.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys!

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5288701
I thought she was the new Youkai Moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5287900
That's the talk of a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

She's imperishable

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5288715
also mine

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not exactly sure why I love her, I just do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288201
>OH MY GOD, THE STENCH!
>GODDAMET RAN, USE SOME SHAMPOO AND REMEMBER TO USE A BLOWER TO DRY YOUR FUR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288720
I'd much prefer my Touhous covered in fur than skin. They'd be much nicer to hug.

I'd groom her and check for fleas and other pests every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288754
Cool me off BOOF-kun, I'm hot~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288422
Ask Patchouli to teach you shachuu magic and now you're a very basic level youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

her personality

[Anonymous No.]

I've always thought of her being such a kind girl living in that dark forest all alone while saving humans from Youkai Mountains' dangers/drawing misfortune. I can't help but love her /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288422
How would your view of Yuuka change if you accept the notion that she might have been the other half (Yukari being the other) behind inventing the spell card system and rules?

[Anonymous No.]

Every touhou is my favorite touhou. Am I allowed to love all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288795
Even worthless ones like Kaguya and Marisa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288762
Whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288801
Here, I fixed your post.

[Anonymous No.]

flan because Kyuu~

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5288787
not by much. thinking her as being cool for having a hand in such a thing. but I do loath some spell cards. but it's not directly linked to her, so it's not her fault.

[Anonymous No.]

Because Charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288840
Original character?

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsune are VERY receptive to touching.

[Anonymous No.]

She's peaceful
She has cool hair

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5288624
>>5288623
Whats wrong with a puffy vulva? Also, dat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288873
What is puffy vulva anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288871
I'd hardly call someone that acts a double agent peaceful. Even now, nobody has any idea where her allegiance lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288906
It's a part of the vagina, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288906
Do you know what puffy means?
Do you know what a vulva is?
Mix them up and you get that.

[Anonymous No.]

Because she has high ideals and standards and wants everything to be for the best. Also, she tries hard to get others to improve and maintains a smile even before and after a battle. And she's the strongest, even stronger than Yukari.

It's too bad they screwed this figure up.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5288858

Looks like it's Medicine.

>>5288701

Except that Alice is a shut-in. She enjoys her dolls and actually has friends, despite the fact that she lives alone. She just prefers the company of her dolls.

She's the closest thing that ZUN has created to a character with Asperger syndrome.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5288946

How'd they screw her up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288946
She strikes me as the sort of person that would rebel if her job started conflicting with her ideals, but I wonder if all yama are the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288927
I dont get it. Could you offer me some visual aid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288946
>And she's the strongest, even stronger than Yukari.

Trolling modo activate!

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5288977
it's canon
like written by ZUN and all

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288965
http://www.google.com/images?q=puffy+vulva

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5288980

Her power isn't as versatile as Yukari's.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5288946
She's got the best hat in Gensokyo, too bad she balls me in PoFV.

[Anonymous No.]

huge ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288977
>"They must have come to watch the violet sakura. We're no match for them, so we'd probably better leave, okay?"

Yukari says it herself.
She, Reimu and Yuyuko are no match.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Suika fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288988
Eiki's power is absolute.
Youkari can't control the border between B&W.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288988
Rainbows have access to lots of paths, but their bless sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288997
Wrong, Yuyuko can match any Yama at being a virtuous and good person!

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289001

She's a judge, though. Her power is absolute, but it can only do one thing. Yukari is much more versatile, but if she does something to be judged by Eiki, Eiki would win and Yukari couldn't manipulate the border.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288997
Consider this: one ninja is extremely powerful, but a group of them is cannon fodder.
It's the same thing for Touhous. Yukari alone is very powerful, but when you team her up with Reimu and Yuyuko, they become a group, which doesn't receive the plothax bonuses they would alone.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289012

Too bad she causes death by moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289015
Inverse skill laws have no place here.

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

Orin lover here. Chen's fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288994
>best hat

I think you're forgetting someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289014
>if she does something to be judged by Eiki, Eiki would win and Yukari couldn't manipulate the border.
[citation required]
Powerlevel discussion is faggotry. The player character HAS to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>touhou power levels

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289042

It's been stated that Eiki's power is absolute. That implies that nothing can be done to change the power, not even border manipulation.

She also probably lets the heroine win because she's still in the process of judging her.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5289040
Her hats alright. But theres really no contest here.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289040

Werecow with lunchbox hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289061
Just like Aya lets the player character win? You know whose power is absolute? ZUN's. Fuck your Touhou. Tons of them have powers that, if taken to their logical end, essentially give them omnipotence.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, it's pretty obvious who is truly the strongest in Gensokyo, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Shikieiki's power may not be alterable by the powers of others, but it's not like it's a particularly useful power in day-to-day life. Okay, bam, you're judged. Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288916
>vulva
>part of the vagina

Looks like you have no idea what either of those words actually mean, "son."

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5289082
I thought we were basing it on who we loved the most.

But really, I'm conflicted between Momiji and Suika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289032
In a danmaku fight, it's far easier to act alone than as part of a group. Why do you think Reimu and Marisa don't team up? It ain't hubris, that much is certain.

[Anonymous No.]

Because she has huge tracts of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288271
Real men use the RPD.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad my Touhou doesn't get involved in power level arguments.
>>5288720
Hey, a bunnypuff beats a tramp stamp for ass accentuating accessory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289096
Case in point: the Prismriver Sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288958

Long hair on the left side. Japanese people for all their skill in "artistry" often mess up basic details, like mixing up left and right feet for example. It's such an... obnoxious mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

Her personality is the most charming to me.

And in some art she even comes across as sort of elegant.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289116

She's a carefree millennium-old rabbit who brings good fortune to others. Nobody cares about her because she's not a bitch.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5289147
Yeah, but she does trick the fuck out of Reisen, and, well, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289129
Maybe she turned around and her sprite got flipped.

Or maybe she decided to do her hair differently one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289147
>brings good fortune to others
>lying mischievous bitch

idontthinksotim.jpg

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289129

>long hair on the left side

You mean like how she ACTUALLY LOOKS?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5289166
But it's backwards, raaaaaaage.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5289102
the RPD, albeit stronger and has more penatration and FPS, it lacks the stability and Accuracy of an L86 LSW. an RPD is also susceptible to jams far more than the L86. the L86 also feature easier reloading since it uses Mag's rather than the typical belt-fed LSW's. I say that the L86 LSW is a superior weapon to the RPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289147
>Tewi
>not a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289166
Compare the pictures, doofus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289157
>>5289160
Hey, she can do good too.
Hard to trick anyone if they don't trust you some in the first place.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289160

She's not particularly mean to humans, just other Touhous.

>Because Tewi is known to help lost people find their way and sometimes grants good fortune, she's one of the few youkai that's not harmful to humans at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289182
Well RPD stands for Raging Porn Demon so your argument is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5288150
>Coward
>scared of facing her fears

Uh, isn't being afraid of facing your fears NORMAL? Besides, compared to normal everyday fears(the dark, heights, clowns), her running away from her fears(fighting in a war, getting killed, I believe it was) is perfectly justified

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289185

Long hair on one side, at least that's somewhat accurate. It's on her right in the camera, but I'm assuming that it's because cameras tend to mirror things.

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

Shikieiki, obviously.

[NukuAnon !!1kill4CULiC No.]

>>5289213
>Camera's tend to mirror things

what?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, you're forgetting that Tewi's lies are so awesome that you will thank her for telling them to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289213

What are you talking about? Are you pulling complete nonsense out of your butt to cover your mistake? It's really not that complicated.

Zun art- hair on left
Figure- hair on right

Hurr durr camera mirrors things... what?

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

>>5289218
am i the only one here who just hates her hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289241
Her stories are quite popular.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiki's hair is on the right side in that figurine, rather than the left (as in the ZUN art), because Shiki always knows right from wrong.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5289265
You're of African Descent, sir.

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5289265
Yes, how can anyone hate Fred flinsto-er, Yamaxanadu's hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289305

[GoldTrip !!KE8s6+ceEOZ No.]

Because..I'm weak.

[Anonymous No.]

Because she's the best and most pure touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice, because she's also a shut in who could associate with others if she wasn't more interested in her research and fighting them.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou because she likes butts and is unafraid of getting shit on her dick.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5289350
She's not a shut in, you're thinking of Kaguya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289345
OH YOU!

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5289311
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289350
I read that as slut instead of shut-in and I was going to throw down the white glove

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289311

I love her goofy smile. I'd say she has the silliest smile.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough trolling, here's mine.

Sure she's not canon but that color is just awesome.

Assuming you're reading this thread, have you drawn more of her?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289260

Something I heard about lenses mirroring things so left appears right and right appears left. May only have to do with people or some shit, but I heard it somewhere, but it may have more to do with the human eye than a camera.

Also, does anyone actually have the figure and can confirm that it's really on the wrong side?

[Anonymous No.]

50 Years[/Spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289471
I haven't.

Also, all the credit for the coloring belongs to one of those obnoxious furry-drawing roleplaying Mexicans on some Paintchat a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289479
Mirrors mirror things, cameras don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Tewi and Reisen. They have to be together, they're a troll-victim double act.

[Anonymous No.]

She's the best baka quartet member.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark was the night.....

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko because she acts cutely oblivious but everything is going exactly as planned.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289619

justasplanned.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>ctrl+f Sakuya
>nothing
Not much love for the perfect and elegant maid?
I think her time manipulation magic and knife throwing skills are really cool. I rather like her personality, too. She's the first Touhou character I actually really liked.

And she's really hot, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

Iku because mature, elegant, well reserved and dem frills.

inb4 imgoingtopleasuremyselfwiththisfish.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289690
I do not find that image of her pretty.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289690

1. Why is she wearing boots?

2. She could fuck you for hours on end and it would only feel like a picosecond to you. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289739
How's this, then?

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5289690

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289755

nice knee

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289733
She can also dance.

You can both waltz in your living room, dimly light, fireplace crackling, music softly playing in the background......

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289755
SOMEONE GET HER A SAMMICH!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289769


Too bad she's the most retarded fucking being personification

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289755
THAT MOTHERFUCKING KNEE

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289769

>she can also dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXvwL-GFOnk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289777
I just saw it. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289769

That makes it all the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289755

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289783

Fuck yeah NOSTALGIAAAA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289776
I'm having trouble understanding what you're saying; could you say it a bit more clearly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289823

>nostalgia
>one year old video

Get the fuck out and learn what nostalgia means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289834

Talking about the song not the vid.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289830

She's supposed to be an oarfish from the sky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289830

She's a fucking oarfish. A FUCKING OARFISH.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish fish were this sexy and beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289776
>Too bad she's the most retarded fucking being personification

And you're not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289859
... Yes? I'm not seeing how this is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289878

No, because I am not an Oarfish. I am also not a personification of anything.

Try again, anonymous!

[Anonymous No.]

Oarfish predicted all the earthquakes this year in real life. When's the last time you saw a fucking rabbit or cow predict an earthquake? Huh? Never, that's when. Oarfish kick ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289753
1. Not sure why she's wearing boots. I rather like them, though.
2. I may see your point. But I'd be willing to take the risk if everyone else is with their favorite Touhou.
>>5289767
>>5289777
Wait, what's wrong with her kn-OH SHI-

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289871

I still don't get how Nitori is a ninja turtle. She's neither a ninja nor turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289886
But you're the personification of Anonymous, hence why you're posting as him. Anonymous is known throughout the land as a thoroughbred retard and in general a loathsome person filled to the brim with scathing remarks and has a childish temper to accompany it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289903

Still, a humanoid oarfish is still retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289776

>implying that all touhous aren't personifications of horrifying mythical monsters.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289904

The "she could fuck you for what seems like hours" thing is probably someone's fetish. She freezes time, has her way with you for as long as she wants (let's say she goes to ridiculous extremes and fucks you for 24 hours straight in frozen time). Then she unfreezes time and you feel all of the sensations of a 24 hour fuck session in about 20 seconds or however long it would take for you to finish cumming. You'd probably pass out from sensory overload as soon as she came out of frozen time.

[Anonymous No.]

Especially the kappa.*shivers*

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289918

Reimu, Marisa, and Sanae are humans. Tewi's a fucking rabbit. How are they horrifying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289916
What if you were out chillin' by the water and then suddenly an oarfish through itself onto the dry land and began mutating and transforming. It began to take the form of a shapely young woman and before you knew it Iku laid there before you, her chest and bosoms heaving adapting to the breathing of oxygen into her lungs. Her hair wet and her smooth skin slick and glistening in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289916
And something like Yamame isn't? Tons of touhous really shouldn't be humanoid but they are anyway for moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289924
>You'd probably pass out from sensory overload as soon as she came out of frozen time.
>as soon as she came
Aahhn~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289924
There's actually a tag for this on pixiv. Time rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289943
>through
>threw

GODDAMMIT

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289946

She'd already be done and smoking when time resumed...or maybe she would resume it so she could feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289801
That's a nice looking pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289943

gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289943
I'd turn tail and haul ass.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289903

You know...she lives in the heavens. She points to the sky a lot. One of her attacks involves a fucking drill punch.

ZUN watched Gurren Lagann, didn't he?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5289973
He was drunk, thats about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Real life iku is prettier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289967
The same could be said for any of the animal based youkai. Ran used to be just another mangy fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289943

Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289973
Did ZUN actually decide all her attacks? I know he did the design.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289982

>mangy fox

Foxes are cute. Fuck you.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5289987

Well, SOMEONE at Tasofro as probably watching Gurren Lagann.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289982
At the very least she was a mammal, which isn't as gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289993
And Mystia just another bird flying around making too much goddamn noise...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5289982
Ran's previous form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290000
Another mangy fox reeking of her own feces and piss, her fur matted and wet and musty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290001
Fuck your shit, anon. I'd give anything to have Mystia singing outside my window every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290000
Oarfish are gross now? Look at this face and tell me it's gross again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290009
GO

FUCK

YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290001
All of Mystia's kind are loud bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290016

Mammals aren't gross, anon, like an oarfish is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290037
So you'd be okay with fucking a cat, but not a fish? What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290022
That's pretty disgusting, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290037
>>5290042

Oh this better not turn into a bestiality thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Chen/Rin

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290049
SEXY
AS
HELL

A cat, or two, is most definitely fine.

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

>>5290049
yea.. i loved them so much that i wasted 20 bucks for just making them as my pets in maplestory..

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290049
This picture was in that cat thread on /co/ not long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290054
Why are they fighting...

[Anonymous No.]

Oarfish can grow up to 15 meters, you know. Imagine 15 meters of Iku wrapped around you.

Really though, it's her clothes that personify an oarfish. Does that mean Iku can't take her clothes off? I'd be okay with fucking her frills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290048
>people talking about fucking touhous

>implying it isn't

[Anonymous No.]

Now for a more delicate yokai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290065

Oarfish can't wear clothes, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290075
This oarfish can. She's quite possibly the only Touhou where the old "remove its hat and it dies" joke actually holds true.

[Anonymous No.]

Nitori/Mitori

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290075
rabbits can't either, but tewi does nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290079

Oh now I get it.

[Anonymous No.]

Come here and lick this honey from my breasts, Anonymous.

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

Oarfish are pretty badass, some guy once told me Mola Mola were better, but he was wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290094
I'd rather steal Flandre's honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290094
DO WANT, but can't have. ;~~~~~;

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

I liked her at the beginning because she had a nice personality and wasn't really that popular, not many pictures back in the day of her. Then with the invention of niconico and pixiv she became really really popular. I liker her even more now.

So basically the unique design of beautiful almost innocent looking woman in a flower field thats actually one of the most powerful begins of gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290096
No he wasn't.
Sunfish are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290135
That thing looks fat. Oarfish are slender and beautiful.

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5290150
>>5290135
What he said, Oarfish are DAH BOMB.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I cute, uguu~

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

I'll also add Ran here because she has a motherly feeling, a feeling that she'll love you no matter what and will never betray you, plus i love the fluffy ears and tail, and she has such a nice mater body. She is the wife you'll never have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290150
Not fat, just BIG.
I'd like to see you try to call that one-horned oni, fat.
But you can't.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290166
What are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290174
Read the filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290166
I will kill you dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290168
Damn you Croatia

[Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS No.]

>>5290168

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290150

Slender, beautiful and don't forget elegant!

[Anonymous No.]

She's fucking awesome, goddamn.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5290184
Give me the whole translated one I lose it ;_;

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5290207
*lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290203
Cloaca

Fucking sick

[Anonymous No.]

She's totally radical and to the extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290195
>>5290150
>>5290135
Posting the best waifu material in the sea. She's a colony of hundreds of animals at once, so you get an entire harem in shape of a single girl. She's also highly poisonous so she can defend herself against potential rapists, keeping herself pure for you.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5290203

Too bad she's really fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290258
But can she predict earthquakes? I value this property highly in a potential wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290222

Stop that, anonymous. Her body is human, like like all the other youkai touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

THE BEST

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290203

I agree.

[Snork !IR7ogMhC0s No.]

>>5290264
You could say she's a birdbrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290267
Cloaca. Just like Mystia. She shits and pisses out of her snatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290264
Ravens are actually quite smart. Hell Ravens should be no exception.

Unless fusing with the Yatagarasu lowered her IQ... oh god, Flowers for Utsuho...

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5290277
Whatever, man.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5290277

Anyone have that comic of Rinnosuke and Aya eating eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290277

Anon, why are you not understanding biology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290284

[Anonymous No.]

The original.

Yes, the version where she doesn't mention that they are hers is the edited version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290297
>>5290284
Oh god, why did this turn me on so much? The thought of Aya laying eggs and then putting her own eggs into a pan to fry them for eating........

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290319
You can enjoy that too.
Just get your girlfriend to collect her period and fry it for you to eat.
YUM~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290328

Silly anon, /jp/ doesn't have girlfriends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290332
Get you're sister's then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290313
The edits are way better. That's why nobody posts the "original" (at least find the original moonrunes if you're going to post like that).

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290343

I wish I had Anonymous, unfortunately I live alone and have no siblings. Feels good and bad at the same time man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290345
I'd post the moonrune original but the thread has reached 150 images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290355
Find yourself a girl
goddamet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290379
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got a good site for shift-jis touhou art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290398
Deleting your own image doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290405
Cry me a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>300 posts and 150 image replies omitted.

Oh wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290328

Shut up! Shut up! Stop putting those sick thoughts in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290437
No way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5290470
You know you want to.