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Sometime I wish I could turn into a girl and live in Gensokyo, and get me and all the other Touhous pregnant by scissoring and we'd be pregnant forever. No birth, just pregnant forever, including me.
Is that so wrong?

>> No.5286745

Who'd be the futa?

>> No.5286744

>>5286740
Yes. You are insane.

>> No.5286747

QUALITY THREAD,

>> No.5286746

Yes, wrong. Bigger hitbox. Gensokyan girls say thanks, but no, thanks.

>> No.5286751

>>5286745
No one, futa is nasty. It'd be magic pregnacy.

>> No.5286752

I don't know, but they both have wedding rings on and they're both pregnant and it looks like they found out you've been two timing them.

Someone is royally fucked.

>> No.5286759
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5286759

Well, it's not what I would do if I became a girl and lived in Gensokyo, but I guess it's about as unusual as even wanting that in the first place, so I can't judge you.

>> No.5286760

Well, we all have a fantasy or two, anon. There's nothing wrong about it, really.

>> No.5286761

>>5286752
Maybe it's allowed in gensokyo and the guy just answered the wrong way.
Considering they're both holding their tummies, it was probably a "do I look fat" question.

>> No.5286768

So touhou science babies, minus ever actually giving birth?

imokaywiththis.jpg

>> No.5286778

So you wish to be the pregnant little girl
Sick fuck.

>> No.5286785

Wanting to be a girl isn't a bad fetish. Neither is pregnancy, both are natural fetishes you can come across.

>> No.5286802

Yeah, that's fucked up. On the other hand, I want to impregnate half the touhous but not have to deal with the babies.
Big bellies and breasts = win.

>> No.5286858

>>5286761
Hahaha, no.

We're looking at an imminent Mortal Kombat-style fatality here.

>> No.5286866

>>5286858
Yukari would just revive you anyways afterwards.

>> No.5286867

Well, at least you're not a pregnant little girl who is also a furry.

>> No.5286870

>>5286752
How are you sure they aren't married to each other and you tried to hit on one of them instead?

>> No.5286879

>>5286752

I can't imagine Yukari and Yuuka would be so clueless as to a lowly human's actions that he'd get to the point of going through the marriage process with both before figuring out what he's up to.

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>> No.5286899

>>5286879
Not in my doujin!

>> No.5286902
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>> No.5286939

>>5286895
Oh wow, China is fucked.

>> No.5286962

>>5286939
If you knock her up, she will become much larger than you possibly can imagine.

>> No.5286989
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>>5286895
Yay!

>> No.5287005

>>5286962
Meiling with a bubble tummy?
Mmmmmmm.

>> No.5287021

>>5286939

How ironic, given the situation.

>> No.5287058

>>5287021
Maybe as punishment they'll impregnate China, and then it'll domino into the entire SDM being pregnant.

>> No.5287059

>>5286895
The world needs more Meiling x Flan porn.

>> No.5287089

>>5287058

I could get behind such a doujin.

>> No.5287091

OP was adopted

>> No.5287102

>>5287091
Interesting theory anon.

>> No.5287114

>>5287091
Nope.

>> No.5287119
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>>5286740
I want turn into a girl, go to Gensokyo, romance Momiji, start a shrine for Hina and be her shrine maiden and then get Momiji magic pregnant and live happy lesbian life forever.

Picture related. It's my future wife.

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5287132

>pregnant by scissoring

Um...

>> No.5287133

>>5287114
Then according to modern psychological standards you're bonkers.

>> No.5287135

>>5287119
Go back to /th/, Adahn.

>> No.5287136

Sure is fantasy island in here

>> No.5287139

>>5287136
Why yes, this is /jp/, nice observational abilities.

>> No.5287147

>>5287132
How else would they reproduce?

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>>5287147

They....dont?

>> No.5287155

You are insane.

Pregnancy is evil and children are death.

>> No.5287161

>>5287136
Da shitty thread Da shitty thread!

>> No.5287185

>>5287155
Pregnancy isn't evil! Sure, kids are a bad effect, but they get bigger boobs and a big tummy to bounce against.

>> No.5287360

>>5287185

Large bellys are gross .

And babies come out. Thats even more gross.

>> No.5287383

>>5287360
You can't tell me the idea of pressing your body against the perfectly curved belly and breasts of a pregnant girl has never crossed your mind.

>> No.5287471

>>5287383
THIS!
>>5287360
It's a good thing you will never reproduce.

>> No.5287485

I don't think I've heard that one before actually.

Why not just chubby? Would that be okay? Why do you want to have a living fetus inside your belly?

>> No.5287478

Pregnancy is a messed up fetish. Girls in the state of pregnancy has appeal but the baby itself ruins it.

>> No.5287499

>>5287383
I agree with this, but I couldn't stand becoming a father. Several months of enhanced pleasure wouldn't be worth a couple decades of torture.

>> No.5287503

>>5287485
Pregnant gives off a warm glow from the woman, larger breasts, and a much more fined shaped belly.

>> No.5287507

>>5287485
Not OP here, but I find fat disgusting really, but pregnancy is fine.
>>5287478
Better than piss and shit fetish.
>implying wastes can be sexual while pregnancy is the result of sex.

>> No.5287520

Well okay. At least take comfort that if you're interested in pregnancy and it arouses you, that's probably a sign of a healthy and well developed normal sexuality. Good for you I suppose. Now get out there and have sum babies.

>> No.5287534

>>5287520
>implying wanting to fuck fat chicks, even those due to being knocked up, is normal

>> No.5287539

my god pregnancy is a nasty fetish. I know it's normal, but sorry, my stomach doesn't agree.

>> No.5287543

>>5287534
futsuu te yuuna!!

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>>5287534
But some of these "fat chicks" can look really good.

>> No.5287610

>>5287589
daaaaamn

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>>5287534
If loving fat/chubby girls is wrong I don't want to be right.

>> No.5287623

>>5287611
Darn it. Now You're making me think of Fat Princess.

>> No.5287747

>>5287539
It really makes you sick to your stomach? Odd.
>>5287534
pregnancy=/=fat.

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>>5287611
Cute

>> No.5291661

bump

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