/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Envious

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>slut
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

Parsee got a good end!Good for her.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5278238

[Anonymous No.]

nose....

her nose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278265
What about it? Not kawaiiuguu enough for ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278288
Best.Paring.EVER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278311
I know!

[Anonymous No.]

Actually this makes me think of an older version of MarisaXAlice.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278354
Yuugi got the faceless protag treatment.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5278335
>>5278288
>>5278354
Why is it that Yuugi's hair is covering her face in an intimate scene with Parsee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278371
see>>5278370

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278370
Now I can successfully believe that I am an oni with a single red horn with a star on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278383
What, you aren't an oni? That's rare.

I thought /jp/ is where we all relocated to when we got bored with the surface.

[Anonymous No.]

...

And now for something completely different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278393
Shh, we're supposed to use this as a chance to practice communication with humans.

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>>5278393
What, fuck off, tengu and kappa made /jp/, no oni allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278406
We oni will not be denied!

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

problems /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278424
Oni just shitpost all day. Grow up already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278453
Sion is an Oni?

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>>5278453
Oni contributed more original content than tengu and kappa combined. Who the fuck built the original furnace of Hell? Not you, that's who.

All tengu do is writing up shitty VN ideas that never take off. Fucking Sankaku is run by a tengu. Kappa are decent but this "shitting all over the river" nonsense is getting out of hand. Good fertilizer or not, it stinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278440
What's with Parsee and string-bikini?

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5278406
Aya and Nitori confirmed as OTP

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5278398
Dat abss

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278490
We're the reason you even have internet, you bastards. We know you've been pirating our VNs that apparently are "shitty VN ideas that never take off".

It takes time, and a lot of quality checking, you assholes, which something you wouldn't understand, because you're always fucking drunk.

At least WE can handle our drinks while still being productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278557
>which something you wouldn't understand
Tengu being masterful writers as always. You wouldn't be shit without Kappa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278513
They work well together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278490
>>5278557
Ghost here, chill out bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278557
Name me one tengu VN finished properly and I'll eat my horns.

You know what, screw that. You guys up for some booze?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5278727

With Guinness raised and panties off, long live the queen.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER STONE PARAVEX
MOTHER OF THE SEEKERS
COMETH DOWN HESSIAN
TO PLUNDER THE ARCHAIC TOMB

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278727
Hey, hey.

Fuck you.

You bitches loved Planetarium ~The Dream of a Little Gensokyo~.

[Anonymous No.]

Higepiyo?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5278803
Anyone want to explain what the fuck just happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278849
Typical oni behavior. No wonder humans got tired of their shit.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5278849

Japanese bridge princess gets TAKEN HOME by Russian bear, gets a full tank and plays some Pop the Pirate.

[Anonymous No.]

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5278870
This sounds like it would make a good anime...

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5278879

Would be a pretty neat one shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278929
rock hard abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278866
>Typical oni behavior. No wonder humans got tired of their shit.

I must confess. I would not like to get carted off by Yuugi as I dislike alcohol (A sin if you're a guy, I know). I'd more than likely, if she started trying to shove it down my throat, slap the bottle out of her hand and tell her to cut that shit out.

She'd then kill me of course.

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>>5278938
I'd rather see her feed the alcohol to Parsee mouth to mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278938
Naw she would laugh suika would kill ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278938
Humans, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278967
>>5278949
;________;

Hopefully it would be quick.

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>>5278967
Yeah, /jp/ is a paradise for youkai only.

You humans are accepted in the outside world, anyway. You don't have to shut yourselves in not to be oppressed by humanity. Get out of /jp/.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5278938

You'd live.

Your attempt to knock the bottle out of her hand would either result in a) nothing happening, or b) the bottle breaking at the neck. And in either event, resistance means CHALLENGE.

You may live, but you have zero chance of winning.

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>>5278938

[Anonymous No.]

Yuugi is a bro. She'd be a drinking buddy, act like one of the guys, and let you play with her massive rack when you're both drunk. She wouldn't mind watching sports on TV and wouldn't smack you for a crude joke. She'd also likely let you crash on her bed and have sex with her if you were both feeling lonely.

All in all, she's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278993
But I don't want to win.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5279006
Right before she crushed you with her massive fucking abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279006
I don't want to play with her rack, sports are boring, I don't like crude jokes, not interested in sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5278938
No, she'd probably treat it as foreplay.

yougonnagetraped.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279006
>bro
I just love how hikki shut-ins use this word. I guess because they have no bros of their own,
>She'd also likely let you crash on her bed and have sex with her if you were both feeling lonely.
And now you've made her a casual sex whore. How nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279021
what a pleasurable way to go

>>5279024
well what do you want then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279006
Jocks and frat heads do not belong on /jp/.

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>>5279030
unlike most of /jp/ I have no issue with the free expression of love.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5279006

>act like one of the guys

More like she'd act like an oni.

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>>5279006
Perfect? Perfect if you're a fratboy, which no one on /jp/ is.

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>>5279040
yuugi is an older version of marisa.

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>>5279047
Why do you assume this type of behavior is limited to fratboys? Its not.

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>>5279037
It ain't LOVE if you both screw because you're lonely. You must be one of those idiots that think having sex = love. That is one of the problems with society today. They think the only way to express love is through fucking.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5279061
Theres probably other ways.

But fuck is it great.
Probably ;_;

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>>5279055
Oh, I'm sorry. Rednecks too.

You telling me that there are Anons here that go out with buds to the bar, make crude sex jokes, get shitfaced and act like idiots, have casual sex with anything breathing, and watch sports while yelling intelligible gibberish at the TV?

No wonder this place went to shit.

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>>5278870
Remove her breasts and she would become a man.

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>>5279032
I don't know. Just hang. I guess she can help me mod stuff, and we can learn to draw or something, so we can make a doujin. It wold also be nice to have someone strong to help me out in making shit like a proper bedframe or a work table. I've a lot of heavy stuff too, she could help me move stuff around.

I've only got water and some cheap wine because I am poor, maybe I can learn to brew or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279061
No. But it's also not correct to say love does not include fucking. Love is a broad concept.

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>>5279073
Yeah, there is. For a woman it's buying her something, usually expensive and trivial that she'll hardly ever use or wear.

You see, saying, "I love you" and meaning it just doesn't cut it anymore. You have to have something materialistic to go along with it or else you're just lying and do not really love her.

Anniversary rolls around:
Guy: Hey honey, I got you a little something for our anniversary.
Girl: Aw, you shouldn't have!
Guy: Here. It's a card I handmade and wrote. I love you.
Girl: Oh..........(is disappointed because she didn't get some fancy, expensive anniversary ring)

Shazam.

[1st Duke of Trolls No.]

>>5279108
Love and Sex are two entirely different things.
Stop believing the romance bullshit the media tries to feed you.

[Anonymous No.]

Lonely hateful shut-ins are lonely and hateful

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279114
Oh, more dumbass generalizations. I thought for a second you were going to say something intelligent.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5279108
Oh love does include sex. I call it sex because too many 'youngster's' just call it fucking nowadays. No sex, no making love. Just, "Hey let's fuck." You think that's love?

Girls make the mistake that, "He's fucking me because he loves me." That is where they get screwed over.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

The queen in her mountain frowns upon this inability to be excellent and party hard, but the princess on her bridge finds most overwhelming arousal in this misery.

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>>5279134
Oh boy, a feminized (or maybe even a female in the flesh) white knight. How does it feel to be blind and ignorant of the times?

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>>5279139
It can be. I'm just saying love takes a lot of different forms, that's all.

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>>5279152
How does it feel to shitpost on imageboards because you're frustrated about your life?

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>>5279147
>inability to be excellent and party hard

I'll leave the partying to you guys and Yuugi. I'll sit at home and have a nice, relaxing quiet night to myself.

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>>5279168
How does it feel to not even know me and yet claim I am frustrated (you're probably referring to sex) with my life? Are you trying to guilt me into thinking I am worthless because I'm still a virgin? Go ahead, keep on attacking. I'd really love to see what else you have to say.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5279171

May not celebrate ravishiously, but your excellence is strong. Much ale shall be heaved in thy honour.

[Friendship~fairy No.]

>>5279168
>>5279184
Can't we all just get along!

[Anonymous No.]

Booze hurts my ulcer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279197
No, we cannot. Because we're human. That's how it works.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Skin like rolled homogenous armour and stomach liner like Cheyenne Mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

What's going on in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279241
Nothing, Parsee, just go back to what you were doing.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5279241

I have no idea anymore.

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>>5279241
I'll start with a song.

Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone
Judy left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he's supposed to be mine

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Playin' my records, keep dancin' all night
Leave me alone for a while
'Till Johnny's dancin' with me
I've got no reason to smile

It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279246
Alright. I'll just post a couple pictures and not worry about it.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5279258

As I was going over
The famed Ibuki mountain
I met the brave o' Yamato
An' his herb queller he was totin'
I produced me kanabo
An' then stowed me drinkin' ware
Sayin' STAND AN' DELIVER!
For I ain't no bloody deceiver

Musha ring dumma do damma da
Whack for Shuten-doji
Whack for Shuten-doji
There's shochu in me jar

[Anonymous No.]

Is it okay if I post a Yuuka in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy.......

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You wish you were the little boy with Yuugi.

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>>5279461
So she would let me sleep with her, smothered between her warm, soft womanly breasts?

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>>5279483
That is a distinct possibility.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5279510

Yuugi might have kids somewhere out there.

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>>5279532
It'd be kinda weird to have kids when you live centuries, wouldn't it?

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>>5279546
Male parsee looks the same....

[Anonymous No.]

Are oni even born? It seems like youkai just sort of... happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279611
They're like condensed spirits born of feelings and ideas or something. They just come into existence.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a footjob from an oni be like?

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>>5279635
Your dick would be crushed.

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>>5279631
I guess. Gods come into existence because people believe in them, it seems. Or, tangible existence, anyway. God knows what sorts of beasts are dying for a bit of belief...

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>>5279642
It's pain inflicted out of love.

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>>5279655
>>5279631
So if I sit here and believe in Yukari long enough she'll materialize in my room?

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>>5279733
Only if she feels like it, which is never.

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>>5279740
I'm depressed now. Thanks.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5279611

Yes, oddly.
Youkai in general vary, but traditional oni seem to have been considered mammals with sexual reproduction. Still, I'm in doubt whether there is anything written that mentions oni children or adolescents - since oni are something of the traditional "monsters of the week", adults with little backround information are the norm in folklore.

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>>5279733
Nah, she already exists. All a single person can get with their belief is hallucinations... but those are almost as good as the real thing, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279805
So we get to make up our own oni fanon. Excellent.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5279820

Only piece of folklore I recall off the top of my head that specifically mentions oni sexuality had a marauding oni capturing and attempting to impregnate a carpenter's (woodcutter's?) daughter. This fails for whatever reason - maybe she just didn't conceive, or a rare example of folklore being restrictive on hybridisation - but when she (somehow) feigns pregnancy the oni seems overjoyed.
Then the carpenter and some kid come in and kill him.

I'm not sure how to interpret it. Will try if I manage to track down the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279887
Bastards. That oni just wanted the pleasure of raising a child...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5279887
>>5279920
Rape is wrong and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5280178
If that oni is unable to conceive any other way, it is a necessary evil.

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>>5280231

Huh? If he is able to conceive through rape then he can certainly conceive consensually? Why can't he just court someone like everyone else? He thinks he's special just because he's some endangered mythological beast? I'm sure he can charm a woman or two. Remember that unlike men women aren't as interested in looks as they are in strength and support, so I don't his ugly looks would be too much of a damper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5280363
are you seriously arguing about this

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>>5280363
Well, if two humans were able to kill him, he's clearly a runt that oni women wouldn't touch. Maybe he tried courting other women, and failed? It was just too much for him, and he resorted to rape...and keep in mind, the myth was likely written from a human perspective with horrible human bias creeping in. Plus, if the woman was pretending to be pregnant, she was probably lying from the start and the oni thought he had finally found a consensual mate.

[Anonymous No.]

So, anyone find some good female Oni pictures on pixiv, not just Yuugi?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Yuugi washes her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>5280415
Should be pretty easy. Just type oni -touhou into pixiv.

I'll check myself if nobody has in a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

Quite a few under 鬼娘 (tons of porn), but this one is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

one last bump

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5280431
This artist draws such pretty eyes~

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

she has the best music in sta.
but i hate Yuugi's theme..

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5282217
>>5282217
Yuugi's theme is pretty terrible.

Native Faith is my favourite of all time though.

[Anonymous No.]

Green eyes
Like a beam of the sun
That, swift, hides while it runs
Within the white foam
Green eyes
Your glance burned my chest
The desire of the quest
Of some eyes like those~