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OH GOD THERES A BAT IN MY ROOM

What do I do? I'm scared of it. Why can't it just stay in a corner quietly and not fly around?

Do I ask /an/? I'm more comfortable around you guys.

I don't have any appropriate Remilia-related images for this either.

>> No.5252081 [DELETED] 

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>> No.5252082
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5252082

Do this.

>> No.5252085

Breed with it, create a hybrid race of Batm-

oh wait

>> No.5252084

Yes, ask /an/.

>> No.5252086

Uh.. I actually have no idea what's supposed to be scary about bats, unless it's the motherfucking batman.

>> No.5252090

Open the window and let it fly off.

They're vectors for rabies, ebola and Marburg fever, amongst a few others I can't recall offhand, but that's rare (like 1 in 200 bats for rabies. ) Otherwise harmless. Don't get bitten.

>> No.5252091

Just don't hurt the poor thing.....

>> No.5252093

DON'T PANIC

Now do you have a large container you could use to catch it?

>> No.5252095

>>5252082
Oh god, I still laugh everytime I see this shoop.

>> No.5252097
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5252097

first, you need a toothbrush.

>> No.5252099

>>5252086
I didn't notice it until it started squeaking and flying
>>5252082
I don't wanna touch it. I was looking for this image though

>> No.5252102

Talk to /co/
This is right up their street.

>> No.5252104

Show her your danmaku.

>> No.5252112

She's the best friend you'll ever have.
Give her a name and never let her go.

>> No.5252117

Play some rock song to chase it away. Bats are supposed to be susceptible to sounds, but that's just my shitty biology knowledge.

>> No.5252114

>>5252111
FUCK THAT, IT'S STILL HERE
At least it's quiet.

>> No.5252111

>>5252090
I ran to my door and opened it. I don't know if it flew outside, but at least I don't see it in my room anymore. They eat fruit, right?
>>5252091
I'm too scared of it to hurt it

>> No.5252120

Bats are adorable.

Adopt it.

>> No.5252121

>>5252117
Oh, then I should probably pause my moe-pop.

>> No.5252122

>>5252121

Play some demetori or something.

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>>5252111
>They eat fruit, right?

Depends on the bat. Some eat insects and such. I guess a good way to tell is looking at the face. If it looks cute, probably a fruit bat. If it looks like this picture, it probably eats bugs.

>> No.5252139
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5252139

I had one of these in my room the other day.

Put on some long pants and a hooded sweater if your that scared.
Just try to catch it gently with a soft towel. There's a good chance its not going to attack you, but it will try to fly away.

Corner it, catch it, keep it, or release it out your window. Bats are fairly non-aggressive and shy, so I wouldn't worry too much.

>> No.5252146

Ok, first you need a sizable tupperware bin, and a functioning microwave.

>> No.5252172

>>5252139
>>5252122
>>5252125
Well, I turned on my lights and blasted music. It went out into the living room and sorta huddled into a corner after flying around. I left the door outside open and closed the door to my room, so at least I know it's not in my room.

Is there a good chance that it'll just fly out by itself?

>> No.5252188

>>5252172
You need to chase it out of your house. If it's still stuck inside your house, something might happen to the poor thing.

>> No.5252182

>>5252172

Maybe, but it wouldn't hurt to try to guild it towards the door though.

>> No.5252195

>>5252139
>Bats are fairly non-aggressive and shy
So am I, that's the problem.

>> No.5252202

>>5252188
My neighbor told me to hit it with a broom...

I've never even talked to my neighbors before.

>> No.5252203

>>5252195
That 'd make a nice pairing. Just make it your pet.

>> No.5252210

>>5252202
pick it up with the broom like a shovel and toss it outside

>> No.5252212

>>5252203
I kinda want to, but I don't have a cage, plus, it seems like it likes to fly around (or it's just scared)..

I'd feel kinda bad keeping it

>> No.5252214

>>5252203

And call it Remilia.
then watch your problems melt away~

>> No.5252228

Just chill and do some research on what type of bat it is and how to take care of it.

>> No.5252230

What is with this pet shit?
Bats have rabies!

>> No.5252242

>>5252230
I thought rabies made animals act more vicious.

Seeing as I made this thread in a panicked state while it was flying around over my head, I'd say it was just as scared as I was, if it had rabies, wouldn't it have bitten me?

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>> No.5252257

>>5252230
All bats have rabies? They really suck as a species, then.

>> No.5252276

Let it bite you.

Become Batman.

>> No.5252279

>>5252257

Less than 5% have it.

>> No.5252284

It's a loli vampire in bat form. Befriend her OP.

>> No.5252300

If I grab a banana, peel it, and hold it up, will it just fly onto my hand and eat it?

That could be adorable

>> No.5252301

>>5252257
>All bats have rabies?

No. Less than 1% of bats carry the rabies virus.

>> No.5252315

>>5252279
>>5252301
I didn't actually believe that all bats had rabies, y'know. But I didn't know what number did. So thanks, I guess.

>> No.5252319

>>5252301
Oh, those are good odds.

>> No.5252320

>>5252111
I'm the same way with lizards bugs rodents and birds.

>> No.5252386

Well, after putting on a hoodie and opening the door to my room and walking around my house with a box, I couldn't find it. I looked everywhere except the basement, and, if it wants to live there it can be my guest.

Thanks /jp/, you guys are lifesavers.

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>>5252320
I remember when I lived in a house near some woods, in that time I had friends, and almost everyday we went out and hunted lizards and shit.

Those were good times, ignorance is bliss.


also OP, use some sheets to capture the little fucker, just throw them over it, and if you are too much of a pussy, use some welding gloves or something, then go outside and release the bloodsucker... or try to breed some ojou-samas.

>> No.5252393

>>5252386
Aw, that's good to hear. But you could have kept it as a pet, and name it Remilia too...

>> No.5252394

>>5252386
Lucky you just got a new pet.

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5252413

Remi is canon for eating other Touhous.

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