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Which touhou would make the best sister

>> No.5238475

All of them, at the same time.

>> No.5238479

Koishi

Oh god, Chen is so lovely in that pic.

>> No.5238487

the one that wouldn't tell on me for molesting them.

So chen

>> No.5238489

Keine

>> No.5238494

Cheeen!! Pass me nitro too!

>> No.5238500

Satori. That way she would know when I'm masturbating and come in and help me.

>> No.5238502

Reisen, actually. She's the most sane character. I want a sane sister*

*I have two insane sisters

>> No.5238506

I have no older sister, but I think that Yukari would be pretty-
>>5238487
...NO, I DO NOT AGREE. NOT ONE BIT. I WOULD NEVER... NEVER... UH...

So, like I was saying, Chen would be a pretty nice little sister.

>> No.5238511
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5238511

Pick one.

>> No.5238517

>>5238511
Flander. Remi wouldn't stop bitching.

>> No.5238518

>>5238468
The dog one for little sister.
The princess for big sister.
One of the Autumn sisters for twin sister.

>> No.5238522
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Tiny Tiny Clever Sister

>> No.5238559
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I'll have a heart attack before she Kyus me anyway.

>> No.5238590

>>5238559
She's never kyu her own brother.

>> No.5238598

Keine. She's like the older sister you could open up to. To help you with your homework, to talk to with relationship difficulties, to cave the schoolyards bullies.

>> No.5238604
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5238604

Optimistic, sympathetic, outgoing older sister? I'll take 20.

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>>5238590
really?

>> No.5238616
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5238616

Big hearted big sis.

>> No.5238635

>>5238604
Yuugi would fit an uncle`s role better.

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>> No.5238668

smelly Patchy

>> No.5238675

Any of them that are "adult/mature." Having sisters that are not teenagers anymore is way better than sisters that are. Having both in the house, I see the distinct advantage of the former. And little girls, no way. Even the cuteness does not make up for annoying-ness.

So I guess the likes of Reisen, Keine, Eirin, etc.

>> No.5238693

Okuu. She reeks of older sister material to me.

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>> No.5238733

I don't think I could stand another sibling, my younger brother makes 3 times what I do(he's in the service) and I just had to wire him 500 bucks because he overdrew on his account and was going to starve or something.

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>>5238733
500 bucks? For food? Bullshit.

On-topic, I'd be the luckiest brother ever.

>> No.5238752
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5238752

Mature and mostly dependable, and so huggable too

>> No.5238768
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5238768

She cleans, cooks, gardens, protects from evil... What would I need to do?

>> No.5238771

>>5238752
Mostly? Try completely. Every single event in UFO happened due to her influence.

>> No.5238774

>>5238741
Its for a months worth of food, he really fucked up, and I was trying to make him feel guilty for always relying on me and the rest of the family and to be quite honest its money I don't actually need. He'll pay me back but I wish he would stop trying to be a fucking army Baller and learn the value of a money.

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>>5238468
onii-chan?

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>>5238768
Not to mention, she's so light that you could easily shove her around if she gave you lip.

>> No.5238792

>>5238782
You'd never be able to lay a hand on her, anon.

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>>5238776

>> No.5238798

>>5238774
That's like 15 bucks a day for a single person. Still bullshit.

>> No.5238802
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5238802

Lazy big sister type

>> No.5238805

Youmu, Keine, or Alice.

>> No.5238806
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>>5238782
>>5238768
softest

>> No.5238818

>>5238733
>my younger brother makes 3 times what I do

Three multiplied by zero is still just zero...

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>>5238792
If snow can lay a finger on Youmu, snow can I!

>> No.5238835
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5238835

Money Money Money.

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>>5238802

Big sisters ftw

>> No.5238839

>>5238818
What kind of job pays zero monies?

>> No.5238858
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5238858

Kaguya.
I'd pat her head after she had a lover's quarrel with Mokou.
And she probably wouldn't mind giving me a few bunnygirls.

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>>5238839
Slavery. Duh.

Most Touhous are slaves.

>> No.5238868

>>5238839
the one where you jack off at home

>> No.5238875

Reimu.

Because I wish to be dominated by her.

>> No.5238877

>>5238839

Being a house wife is the only legitimate answer to this question

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5238883

Kaguya, as it'd mean I'm royalty and could be a NEET that leeches off of Eirin too.

>> No.5238885

>>5238877
What about personal guard to his own house?

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5238890

i must stay on the good path

>> No.5238900

>>5238883
A good brother would serve as an example to his sister by not being a worthless NEET.

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>>5238900
She's older than me. Kaguya onee-san is teaching me wrongly by being a NEET, not the other way around.

>> No.5239104

>>5238920
If you're her brother and she's still really old you're really old!

>> No.5239138

>>5239104
Not necessarily.
If Kaguya's parents live on the moon, they don't age. So you could be 12 and she could be 1200 and there'd be no conflict.

>> No.5239199

who else but Marisa

>> No.5239204

Suika, get drunk forever and not worry about someone bitching at me.

>> No.5239210
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5239210

Myouren had a good life.

>> No.5239627

Ellen is my imouto.

>> No.5244274

people need to see this

>> No.5244287

I dunno. Which Touhou is a sadistic older sister type?

>> No.5244294

>>5244287
Prolly Tenshi.

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>>5238768
the best choice

>> No.5244302

>>5244294
She's always depicted as a masochist.
But if she was a bit sadistic: that works out pretty well. She's one of my favourite Touhous.

>> No.5244318

Shikeiki because I want to be scolded by her

>> No.5244325

>>5244287
Remilia? I mean she doesn't let her sister go.

>> No.5244336
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5244336

Abusive older sister♥

>> No.5244342

>>5244325
Not really that kind of sadism. Just slightly sadistic.

>> No.5244347
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>> No.5244350

>>5238487
Pretty much this. Having a little sister as perfect as Chen who would never tell on you is probably the holy grail of relatives.

>> No.5244366

>>5244336

This, please.

Also, having Yuka as your sister means you'd probably be a youkai, and, this being Gensokyo, a cute girl as well. The daily rape would just be icing on the sexy cake.

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5244371

Two choices:
Youmu: Responsible little sister who scolds you for being lazy, but helps you be lazy anyway by doing chores, etc. Easy to tease and overly serious.
Meiling: Cool big sister who can still be the target of jokes but encourages you to work hard.

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Ellen. Never grows up and becomes a bitch. Doesn't remember shit, so I can be as mean as I want and still act the nice guy- I mean, so I'll always be smarter than her and she'll look up to me.

>> No.5244447

Flan
We could play all day every day

>> No.5244481

>>5244371
>Youmu: Responsible little sister who scolds you for being lazy, but helps you be lazy anyway by doing chores, etc. Easy to tease and overly serious.

I just moe'd in my pants.

>> No.5244602

Pros of Youmu: You actually get 2 sisters
Cons of Youmu: They can only ever be your half sisters.

>> No.5244633

For me Kaguya we would keep it NEET

>> No.5244635

Do you think Youmu would tell on you if you fell asleep together while watching a movie, and she woke up to find you with your hand inside her panties rubbing her soft little pussy?

>> No.5244637

>>5244481
I never cared much for Youmu at first, but after I found out her personality is like that I started liking her a lot.

>> No.5244654
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5244654

Lazy, but caring and easygoing sister. Just avoid her on Saturdays.

>> No.5244705

>>5239210
Myouren was a NEET. Being a monk was just a pretense to not leave his mountain (having a flying bowl that collected alms so he didn't even have to move to get food is another bonus. )

Incest with Byakuren seems incredibly likely.

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5244764

obviously

>> No.5244775 [DELETED] 

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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>>5244635
She would be too embarrassed.

>> No.5244789

>>5244705
Myouren was a great man. Don't insult him like this.

>> No.5244812

>>5244789
Of course he's a great man.

Ignoring a dying Emperor's summons to slack off on his mountain is what makes him my hero.

>> No.5244829

>>5244812
I was talking about the incest allegation, not the NEET thing.

>> No.5244910

I like imagining how adorably embarrassed my imouto Youmu would be if I were to enter her room to tell her that supper was ready and caught her masturbating. It would be so cute.

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5244960

Mokou would make an AWESOME older sister. Just thinking about her smoking while criticizing how much of a pussy/loser I am all day gives me the goosebumps.
And maybe the possibility of her teaching me how to be a man oh god I really should stop daydreaming ;_;[/spoilers]

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All my misfortune. All of it.

>> No.5245034 [DELETED] 

>>5244764
Second on this.

Or maybe Reisen.
It's always Tewi and Eirin who profit, not fair.

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>>5244336
I DON'T NEED YOUR RULES, SISTER

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>>5238598
>>5244764

Third on her.

Or maybe Reisen.
It's always Tewi and Eirin who profit, not fair.

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>>5244960
>smoking Mokou
>her teaching me how to be a man
Jesus christ yes I need this.

>> No.5245123

>>5245045
But Mokou isn't a man. All she could teach you is worthless cultural norms.

>> No.5245284

>>5245123
>Mokou isn't a man
I bet to differ.

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>>5245284
I'll take that bet.

>> No.5245740

>>5245667
>superior outfit.jpg
In what way is that outfit superior?

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>>5245045
mokou is like kamina of touhou. she'd be an awesome big sister.

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>>5245123
You know we're talking about fantasy right?

>> No.5245766

>>5245740
It's like they designed a new character, realised right at the end it'd get 100x more appreciation if it was a touhou, and threw a ribbon in its hair.

>> No.5245785
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Fun loving older sister

>> No.5245796

>>5245748
>kamina of touhou
No, that's Marisa.

>> No.5245798

>>5238675
I have a big sis fetish anyhow. I love their (usual) personalities.

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Stupid /jp/, I didnt want to be your sister anyway

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Many of TH11 would make good sisters:

Yuugi: Fun loving big sister. You could even stay at home and drink some beer with her.
Satori: Quiet, caring sister. You could have great conversations with her, due to her power.
Rin: Hardworking, active sister. Both charismatic and likeable. And that accent would be a treat to hear.
Okuu: Simple-minded sister. She'd be more than happy if you made her food and petted her head when she does things right.
Koishi: Awesome sister. In truth, she'd be travelling a lot, or just taking long walks. The fact that you don't know what's in her head makes it more interesting.

Also, Iku: She knows how's the mood everywhere, so you could both chill in a nice place. Also, disco lessons.
Wriggle: Would be fun to tease every now and then. Also, you'd die if you took her to buy girly clothes and she showed them to you in a shy manner.

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can my sisters also be non-touhou?

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>>5247309
Kisume: hikki sister

>> No.5247383
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Rin Satsuki. Who else~?

>> No.5247386

I'd say Yuyuko, but she'd spend more time just eating your food than doing anything useful. She's still really easygoing and would be great to talk to, just because she's really smart despite acting like an airhead.

>> No.5247400

>>5247383
The sister for those who do not want sisters.

Because she doesn't exist

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You also get a brother/father/grandfather/uncle as a bonus.

>> No.5249827

Alice- she would come home all sad and dejected that she still didn't make any headway with Marisa and still lacks friends, so you would be there for her and help her forget all of her troubles. Eventually she would realize that all this time she was chasing Marisa and friends for nothing and that you were the only one for her all along and then turns straight and this leads to delicious incest.

>> No.5249852

>>5244910
>I like imagining how adorably embarrassed my imouto Youmu would be if I were to enter her room to tell her that supper was ready and caught her masturbating. It would be so cute.

>enter her room
You are already a bad brother. You don't deserve a sister.

>> No.5249861

I want Yukari as my onee-sama.

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