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5218369 No.5218369 [Reply] [Original]

Touhous are not your friends.

They're evil.
They have no vaginas and assholes.
They're lesbian.
And they're fictional characters.

>> No.5218376
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>They have no vaginas and assholes.

>> No.5218374
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5218374

That feel when I can still skullfuck them.

>> No.5218377

Well, fuck you too, zun.

>> No.5218380

Touhous can be your friends if you get into Gensokyo.

They're not really evil.
Let's not talk about naughty parts!
They could be in a relationship if they wanted.
Gensokyo exists.

>> No.5218386
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>>5218380

>> No.5218392

Anyone who has half a brain knows that.
But sir, be careful with what you say. Children need to have their dreams.

>> No.5218410

>>5218374
Dat feel

>> No.5218433
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>> No.5218438

>>5218433
Ah~pretty shiny love,Yeah~it's unbelievable.

>> No.5219079

bubump badabump

>> No.5219089

>They have no vaginas and assholes.
They don't have mouths too, do they?

>> No.5219103

>>5219089
What are you? Newfriend?
It's a canon actually. No bellybutton = no vagina.
And they never poop.

>> No.5219145
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>>5218369
>lesbian
After much research, I hereby declare the following Touhoes as heterosexual.

-Keine
-Tewi
-Iku
-Nazrin
-Kaguya

>> No.5219152

>>5219145
>Keine
remove her.

>> No.5219172

>>5219145
No Alice?

>> No.5219268
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>>5219172
>Alice
>heterosexual

>> No.5219284

>>5218369

That wouldn't stop me from collapsing into Ran's tails before she tore me to shreds.

>> No.5219290

>>5219145
>Keine
Your research is flawed.

>> No.5219292
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5219292

ZUN is an oni.

>> No.5219294
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5219294

Off topic but, what type of hat does Zun wear?

>> No.5219296

>They're lesbian.
Nothing wrong with that.
>And they're fictional characters.
;_;

>> No.5219316

>>5219145
Homosexuell Touhous: Keine

>> No.5219312

>>5219294
Flat cap?

>> No.5219313

If they have no vaginas and are lesbian, then what do they do?

>> No.5219320

>>5219313
They feel sexual gratification when they rub their hats together.

Patting a Touhou's head is like a blowjob.

>> No.5219340

>>5219320
So that's what happens in that picture!

>> No.5219343
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>>5219340

>> No.5219353
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>>5219343

>> No.5219357

>>5219343
Slut.

>> No.5219358
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>>5219313
The mating ritual of the modern Touhou is complex and deep. During periods of great stress, usually brought on by environmental events such as unusual fog or violent weather patterns a Touhou will become agitated from normal behavior and take to the sky in search of a mate. When a possible suitor is discovered a terse verbal exchange is made in which the two Touhous evaluate the willingness to mate of the other party. If both parties are prepared to reproduced they begin the complex mating dance of the Touhou.
They release haploid gametophytes called "danmaku" in a semi-random pattern over an extended period of time. This danmaku is comparable to the way in which plants release large amounts of pollen over a wide area. However it also serves another purpose. Much like the peacock's plume the way in which a Touhou arranges danmaku beautifully demonstrates the sexual fitness of a potential mate. If a danmaku reaches an egg, sometimes called a "hit box" then that Touhou will typically become submissive and follow the now dominant partner to a new location for tea, a necessary nutrient for the growing child.
Due to the semi-random nature of danmaku based reproduction breeding there are sometimes accidental fertilization, resulting in unusual combinations of mates, also known as "crack pairings." [See left insert: An unusual half-bunny, quarter ghost hybrid.]

>> No.5219363

>>5219353
>Did the file get corrupted? I don-
>OH GOD

>> No.5219381
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>>5219320
>They feel sexual gratification when they rub their hats together.

Everyone look at the purest Touhou.

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5219392

This is how you can make love with Touhous.

>> No.5219395

Is the zun in OP's pic real?

>> No.5219398

>>5219392
Does this have a source?

>> No.5219410

>>5219398
Author is [etcycle]

>> No.5219411
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5219411

abuse works just as well.

>> No.5219555

>>5219411
Is there any pic where Yuka finally gets shot at?

She's shot down Wriggle, Alice and well Tenshi is her bottom bitch.

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>>5219395
No. This is though.

>> No.5219604

how do they release excrement?

>> No.5219608
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>>5219555
I'm not to sure about shot at, but Yukari has made her a sex slave.

>> No.5219630

>They're lesbian.
FANON DOESN'T COUNT OP

>> No.5219638

>>5219608
Approved.
YuukaxYukari or YuukaxTenshi is always a nice thing.

Fuck Wriggle, seriously.

>> No.5219669

>>5219638
I like wriggleXYamame better but YuukaXEllyXKurumiXTenshiXWriggleXMedicine would be good too if anyone ever drew it

>> No.5219690

Fanon Wriggle = no good for me, and if they go for canon does she even know who Yuuka is?

Why is Medicine not outstanding I even think the Aki is better than her ;_;

>> No.5219707

>>5219294

Newsboy hat.

I have one in black.

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