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Anything touhou goes here.
Can be pic related if anon prefers.

>> No.5179299

>>5179294
Where the fuck is that?

>> No.5179308

>>5179299
It looks like the world with the vines in Yume Nikki.

>> No.5179312

>>5179299
More like what the fuck is that. It doesn't look link it belongs there...

>> No.5179311

Why would you make a general Touhou thread on /jp/ of all places?
That's like making a thread on /a/ and saying 'Anything anime goes here'.

>> No.5179332
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>>5179312
>link
Freudian slip?

>> No.5179337
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5179337

reminds me of a certain touhou...

>> No.5179348
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5179348

TOOTH BREAKING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

>> No.5179357
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5179357

Is that the place where you fight dark link?

>> No.5179358
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5179358

oro? unyaa? unyaaa!

>> No.5179367
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5179367

>>5179358

>> No.5179370
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I wish buganon would offer his analysis on that creature in OP's pic though.

>> No.5179381
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5179381

Tewi teaching SDM how to not be serious!

>> No.5179382

IS THAT A COCONUT CRAB

>> No.5179389
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5179389

>>5179299

>> No.5179402
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5179402

You wish to learn the serious art of making mochi?

>> No.5179406

>>5179389
This picture makes me think of morrowind.

>> No.5179416

>>5179402
Not at all! But I will anyway.

>> No.5179418
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5179418

Exercising is too much for her...

>> No.5179428
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5179428

KOGA-

>> No.5179434

>>5179428
oh crap, I was just dreaming.

>> No.5179440
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5179440

Killing rabbits is serious business.

>> No.5179441

>>5179389
Do you have the endgame version of that map?

>> No.5179451
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>>5179402

>> No.5179456
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All rolling and no fun

>> No.5179463
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5179463

>>5179294
>>5179299
>>5179382
No, seriously. Is it?

I think if I ever saw an IRL coconut crab I would have a for-real heart attack and die. I am scared now.

>> No.5179468

>>5179441
Nope, sorry.

>> No.5179469
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5179469

>>5179440

>> No.5179473

>Anything touhou goes here.
Respectable as your effort is, I'm afraid it will not work OP.

>> No.5179474

>>5179463

Why are you such a pussy?

Are you braindead or did you forget about the fact that it's about 100 times slower than you?

"Oh no run, the turtle's coming to kill us all!"

Dreck.

>> No.5179480

>>5179473
That's why I put in the second one to open up suggestions.
Thanks.

>> No.5179486
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>>5179474

>> No.5179488
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5179488

>>5179474
Take out the trash, see this. What do you do?

>> No.5179490

>>5179486
Wrestle it, try to pin it down!

>> No.5179496

>>5179488

Walk away.

>> No.5179497

>>5179488
Motherfucking shotgun.

>> No.5179503

>>5179488
I fire danmaku at it.

>> No.5179501

>>5179486
burger crab

>> No.5179505

>>5179488
There must be a way to inflict massive damage to it. But how?

>> No.5179507

>>5179488

See if there's a "trade" dialog.

>> No.5179506

>>5179497
You fire your shotgun at the coco- BOOOOOM.
[YOU DIED]

Crab was apparently protecting us from a bomb hidden inside the trash can...

>> No.5179511

>>5179507
It has nothing but a Cirno figure in there...

>> No.5179514

>>5179486
Oh man. Every time i see pictures of the marvels of Japanese wildlife i get the urge to become a Steve Irwin type of character, without the funds and cameracrew.

>> No.5179516

>>5179488
Shoot it... with arrows...

>> No.5179517

>>5179488
Re-check the internet to see if it's possible date route.

>> No.5179532
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>>5179517
>date route.

>> No.5179534 [DELETED] 

>>5179292

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>> No.5179538

>>5179514
>> coconut crab
>> Japanese

How retarded are you?

>> No.5179546
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5179546

I'm in your thread, eating a corn dog.

>> No.5179549
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>>5179488
Call on a few friends to take care of it for me.

>> No.5179551

>>5179488
You see Coco.
She is rummaging the trash for food.

=>+ Give it a coconut +
=>Do nothing
=>Stick it in

=>Leave
=>+Say hi+
=>Ask it what's in the trash can

=> Stick it in
=> +Ask out on date+
=>Ask it what's in the trash can

>> No.5179552

>>5179294
There's supposed to be a series of scenery pictures with Cirno figure in it. This is one of them. Can anyone else contribute the rest?

I like coconut crabs for dinner. So sorry, Steve.

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5179565

I'm playing with the Strongest!

>> No.5179566

>>5179538
Fairly so, id say. Now please, stop shitting on my parade man, im trying to have fantasies of myself wrestling with one here with a beautiful Okinawa backdrop and slanty eyed Japanese broads cheerin me on. No need to take everything away from me, you dick.

>> No.5179572
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>>5179532
> NTR route

>> No.5179577
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5179577

Retitle thread.

>> No.5179582

>>5179572
>>5179551
Copy/pasting seafood: the VN

Tsundere mantis shrimp girl. Slapstick comedy often associated with tsunderes isn't quite slapstick for her, given her punches can blow holes in walls and people alike.

Shy krill loli, though over 18 of course. (Rightfully) afraid that everyone else is out to eat her, runs away at the slightest provocation. Needless to say, you eventually do get to eat her.

Hikikomori scallop girl, whose route also doubles as the "bro" route. You may either choose to warm her to society or become a hikikomori yourself, playing whatever online game anthropomorphized clams may play all day and cuddling her to sleep in her shell every night.

Mimic octopus route for those who like nukiges. More H-scenes than everyone else combined, often appealing to fetishes (breast expansion? lactation? ) due to her shapeshifting ability.

Yandere starfish girl, creepy stalker type. If you talk to other girls, she starts stalking them too, and it doesn't end well (starfishes are slow but unstoppable murder machines of the deep. ) Is into rough sex, asks you to cut her up during foreplay (starfishes are also great at regenerating and can even end up increasing in number due to it. )

>> No.5179581

>>5179577
Fine with me, but where is the touhou in your picture? ;__;

>> No.5179610

>>5179582
Starfish stalk other sea creatures?
Buganon help is appreciated too.

>> No.5179673

>>5179610
Starfish are practically underwater Romero zombies, with a bit of Resident Evil's T virus mixed in for good measure. They slowly shamble towards you, and you being some bivalve or coral, there's practically nothing you can do but watch in horror (well, there are swimming mussels that jump away at the slightest touch. ) as it slowly crawls over you, dips in its stomach and digests you alive.

And like the Tyrant series, unless you burn them or otherwise thoroughly destroy them, they ignore any kind of damage and even regenerate a new starfish from each seperate piece afterwards.

Bogleech has a good article on awesome echinoderms, including two that turn themselves into living deathtraps, raising themselves to imitate a shelter and dropping down on unsuspecting fish taking refuge there. I would suggest reading it.

http://www.bogleech.com/bio-echinoderms2.html

>> No.5179965

>>5179673
I can always count on you, buganon!

>> No.5180000

>>5179673
And the there's the entire regeneration and copy self bit. Starfish are hax.

>> No.5180021

>>5179965
I just noticed that stalking isn't their real nature in the midst of reading that bit of interesting starfish info. I guess that's just anon's bit of imagination then, heh.

>> No.5180031

>>5179673
Oh, it also seems those scallops and mussels sense starfish by their "smell", rising to act only when an actual starfish is nearby and ignoring other movements.

Also, Echinoblog is another excellent source of information about skinless, carnivorous sea urchins with an entire ecosystem living struck on their spikes, sea cucumbers evolving anal teeth to deter fish that make their home on their body cavity, mud-dwelling starfish that can turn their anus into a drill and have inbuilt water circulation pumps, and other curiosities. The author is also very enthusiastic about his posts, so it's entertaining to read them.

>> No.5180043
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Serious, you say.

>> No.5180075
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>>5179582
FUKO WAS RIGHT

>> No.5180080

>>5180043
OP, here. Cosplay is fine too!

>> No.5180083 [DELETED] 

>>5179293

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>> No.5180095

>>5180043
Who is the guy in the bath towel supposed to be..?

>> No.5180103

>>5180021
Oh, the stalking bit was because of their slow, silent creep reminded me of the stalker-type yandere behavior, though starfish indeed notice their prey via chemical cues and home in before confirming by touch. It must be noted that the prey itself is not defenseless either - in addition to the aforementioned swimming bivalves, various barnacles, algae, hydrozoans and sponges growing on potential prey reduce the preference of starfish for those individuals, possibly by masking the "scent" of the bivalve prey, preventing the starfish from holding on or releasing deterrent chemicals.

>> No.5180112

>>5180095
The manliest touhou ever.

>> No.5180150
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>> No.5180154

>>5180150
He's got some meat on him too, seriously.

>> No.5182777

>>5179552

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