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Why is it in /jp/ related media they always have that quiet guy paired up with the loli? What are my chances of a loli following me around if I go to Japan? That last sentence was a joke, the first was serious not a troll.

>> No.513353

>>513347
Except for annoying air-headed couples, do you ever see a boy and a girl both being noisy?

The security of a quiet and calm man is appealing to the underaged.

>> No.513358

The loli increases their badass by contrast.

>> No.513361

The serious quiet guy is the character foil for the boisterous, youthful loli type. The contrast of the two throws each ones personality into sharper focus. The serious dude is always seen as much more serious when he's around the playful loli, and vice versa.

>> No.513385

Aside from the reasons outlined above, the quiet serious guy seems to be more appreciative of the things around himself. The loli has the ability to enjoy the world as it is and find light in darkness. Having something the other lacks, they constantly reinforce each other and grow together.

Like an ideal parent/child, elder/youth relationship.

>> No.513402
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513402

Please give me a reference to this media you're talking about where a quiet guy is paired with a loli. I find the concept relevant to my interests.

>> No.513412

I'm a calm, quiet guy with average looks.

I've got an adorable aunt half my age who adores me like no other. Funny how she calls me "big brother."

I think you've just helped me realize the holy grail, /jp/.

>> No.513418
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513418

something's not right, here

>> No.513421

>>513412
rape your aunt

>> No.513424

Is there a bottom half to the OP?

>> No.513426

Is this a common occurrence in Japan? I want to find me some abandoned loli because I'll never have consentual sex that doesn't involve money, therefore I can never have children of my own.

>> No.513432
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513432

>>513424

>> No.513436

>>513432
The guys got a pair of fuckin' wooden legs. That's metal.

>> No.513437
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513437

>>513358
True story.

>> No.513444

>>513437
The Professional?
Awesome movie.

>> No.513445

>>513426
I'm sure you can find one in an alley off some busy street.
Most likely in a cardboard box with something like "abandoned loli" written on it.

>> No.513531

>>513445
/r/ directions to said busy street.

>> No.513586

Can single guys adopt a loli in the US, Japan, or anywhere else for that matter?

>> No.513601

>>513586
you can adopt anyone you want if you're willing to use some force.

>> No.513621

>>513601
Kidnapping someone is NOT a good way to gain their trust.

>> No.513627

>>513621
they trust you pretty easy if you just say you have candy

>> No.513628

>>513586
Not unless you can prove you're not a pedo and can support her. Being rich would help. But then you could just buy loli slaves form Guatemala or Thailand or something.

>> No.513634

>>513621
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

>> No.513714

>>513412
How old?

>> No.513726

God damn it! Why do I need to have a wife to have a child ;_;

>> No.513734

>>513726
Its a good indicator that you can get it up around adult women.

>> No.513742

>>513621
>>513634
As this anon mentioned stockholm syndrome disagrees.

One day anon will actually kidnap a loli and bring her home. He'll write about it on 4chan. Then eventually he'll get v& and it will be sad.

>> No.513771

>One day anon will actually kidnap a loli and bring her home. He'll write about it on 4chan. Then eventually he'll get v& and it will be sad.

This wouldn't suprise me at all. I'd be torn apart on the inside, conflicted with morals and understanding Anon's feeling of roneryness. It's a depressing world out there.

>> No.513774

Hay. i just kidnapped a loli. what do i do

>> No.513778

>>513774
Take pics, post on 4chan behind seven proxies.

>> No.513786

>>513774
Return her you criminal scum.

>> No.513787

>>513786
Fuck off God.

>> No.513790

>>513774
Bring out the maid uniforms, school swimsuits, cat ears and tails. Then take pics... oodles and oodles of them.

>> No.513795

>>513790
First feed her cake if she's crying.

>> No.513798

>>513787
Why? ;_;

>> No.513802

>>513774
Stick it in her mouth.

You know, a lollipop or something. Actually, don't you stick it in, just hand it to her. I know you can't always trust children with candy but if you... where was i going with this

>> No.513803

>>513790
>>513778
This is why we can't have nice things, like lolis.

>>513795
This is how you are supposed treat your first loli.

>> No.513804

>>513786
Deep down inside I believe that God himself is a big lolicon.

>> No.513806

>>513804
I like loli and healthy.

>> No.513805

>>513804
Well he did start religion.

>> No.513807

>>513803
Yay I'm the one who posted that. Should I kidnap a loli now?

You know... to save her from her cruel parents...

>> No.513809

>>513803
Oh no no no no. This isn't my first loli. I did find that the cake does work the best though

>> No.513811
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513811

Only on 4chan.

>> No.513820

Some anonymous actually has a daughter you know.

Imagine growing up as a daughter of anonymous...

>> No.513824

>>513820

Wait, you mean we can make our own lolis now?

>> No.513825

>>513820
Impossible.

>> No.513857

Hay. my daughter is a loli. what do i do

>> No.513862
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513862

You guys wanna start a cult? We can have gay marriages and that way we should be able to adopt lolis. We could keep the outsiders away and it would kick ass seriously we should do it guys.

>> No.513877

>>513857
I think you already know the answer

>> No.513884

Sora.
JUSTICE~

>> No.513886
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513886

ITT: Your ideal Loli.

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513895

>>513886

>> No.513900

>>513895
A immortal retard? Have fun with that.

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513907

>>513886

>> No.513915
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513915

>>513900

I will, as soon as I invent a heater for my penis.

>> No.514534
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514534

I can't choose just one.

>> No.514550
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514550

>>513915

>> No.514555

>loli

You mean religion, right?

>> No.514570
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514570

My ideal loli.

>> No.514605

You guys read too many loli mangos. When you stick the p0n0 in a loli vag00 you hurt them. A lot. If you really cared about a loli you wouldn't do that, amirite?

>> No.514606

>>514605
Shut up moralfag.

>> No.514621

>>514606
Two fingers are more than enough!

>> No.514642

>>514621
We must look to the Doujin "Little Wife" for what to do.

stretching, little by little, each day.

>> No.514644

>>514642
Dude, she was 21.

>> No.514646

>>514605
>p0n0 in a loli vag00
It's pOnOs and VagOOO.

>> No.514672

>>514644
Body size is the thing that matters.

>> No.514679

>>514644
And Len is fucking ancient, what's your point?

>> No.514707

>>514646
It's p◯n◯s and vag◯◯◯.

>> No.514714

Gee sure is old meme, tonight.

>> No.514738

I'm willing to bet Nurse-kun got away with adopting a loli.

>> No.514761

Does /b/ even still remember cockmongler? Or do they actually think his name really is grinman?

>> No.515963
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515963

>>514707
>It's p⑨n⑨s and vag⑨⑨⑨.

I'm a genius!

>> No.515980

Anon loev loli

>> No.515983

>>514738
Haven't seen one of those threads in forever...

>> No.515988

>>515983

He stopped making them

>> No.515999

>>515988
;____;

That sucks. Made /b/ more bearable.

>> No.516010
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516010

>>513886
Rika is perfect.

>>514605
I suppose she could still give blowjobs, right?

>> No.516011

>>514550
oh the memories that brings back.

>> No.516027

>>514642
I would like a link to this doujin.

For educational purposes.

>> No.516219

>>516027
http://rapidshare.com/files/105363273/koume_keito_-_the_pollinic_girls_attack___ch_4_little_wife.rar
That was hard

>> No.516253

Oh man so I went to /b/ to check the fail, right?
"04/26/08(Sat)11:12:20 No.64598622 [Reply][Quick Reply]

I think Queen is a pretty cool guy, he has epic then dies, and doesnt afraid of anything.

Showing all replies.
>> 04/26/08(Sat)11:12:50 No.64598666

Freddie Mercury. Queen is the band, not the person"
God damn it's not even that old of a meme and they're already fucking failing.

>> No.518412

FUCK FUCK FUCK! I'M NOT QUIET! I WON'T GET THE LOLI!?!

>> No.518430

>>518412
Just use chloroform.

>> No.518482

>>518430
I figured what I'd do is find a country with a good rate of homeless adolescents. I'd then search out one that I figure looks good beneath the dirt, grime, etc, and lure her with the promise of a home with a bed, food, and whatever she wants. Nobody will notice/care that a homeless girl has gone missing, and the loli will be grateful for you saving her life.

>> No.518492

>>518482
if you like darkies, that wont be hard.

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518495

>>518430
This man knows what he's talking about

>> No.518496

>>518492
Darkies is subjective. Little brown girls are the best, obviously. But if we're talking niggers? Hell no. Nigger vagOOOs don't even look right.

>> No.518500

>>513786 criminal scum.
STOP RIGHT THERE

>> No.518508

>>518496
you could get SE-Asian or Hispanic girls as well.

>> No.518509

>>518495
Just remember that inhaling chloroform increases the chances of getting liver or kidney cancer so don't overdo it. Also the safe level for inhalation is below that which we can detect via our sense of smell, so if you can smell it you're already exposed to more than you ought to be.

>> No.518515

>>516010
There's always intercrural

>> No.518523

>>518508
Hispanics aren't bad. SE-Asian is alright, usually, but there are some ugly ones, like koreans etc. Also, puberty tends to ruin any Asian female, while it only seems to improve the Hispanics.

>> No.518600

Great, now I just need to find statistics on adolescent homelessness and look up the countries/cities where I'm most likely to find a good group of young girls to select from.

Not to mention actually work up the money to make the thing possible in the first place.

>> No.518718

>>518515
how about armpits?

>> No.518750

In the U.S. and Canada at least, single men can't adopt lolis, and male homosexual couples can't adopt lolis either, so your clever plan of pretending to be gay won't work either.

Sorry /jp/.

>> No.518751

why can single women and dykes adopt kids but not single men?

>> No.518755

>>518751
If you scroll up in this thread, I think you'll find your answer.

Besides, everyone knows there's no such thing as lesbian rape!

>> No.518823

>>518755
Who said a woman can't rape little boys.

>> No.518841

>>518823

Little boys everywhere.

>> No.519278

So if single men can't adopt a loli in the US, where can we get them at?

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