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This is my Patchouli

>> No.5131634
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Would you like that with a side of Remi?

>> No.5131637
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This is my Kaguya.

>> No.5131640
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THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE

>> No.5131642

>>5131637
I get the feeling I've played WoW with Kaguya before.

>> No.5131647

>>5131615
Didn't someone post a similar picture on the drawthread earlier?

>> No.5131649

>>5131642
I get the feeling I've raided gaiafags with Kaguya before.

>> No.5131687

>>5131647
I don't know, but that Patchouli was drawn by Yuko (she is a Japanese friend of mine).

>> No.5131728
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This is my Patchouli.

>> No.5131733

>>5131728
Holy crap, yes please, i want that to.

>> No.5131752

>>5131733
You want that to what?

>> No.5131754

>>5131752
Well i want that too.

>> No.5131759

Patchouli is a fucking nerd.

>> No.5131769

>>5131759
Whoa. That was uncalled for.

>> No.5131778

>>5131687
And by "friend" do you mean you are her stalker?

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>>5131759

>> No.5131794
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>>5131640

This is my Patchouli. There are many like her, but this one is mine. My Patchy is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. My Patchy, without me, is useless. Without my Patchy, I am useless. I must love my Patchy truly. I must shoot my cum straighter than my enemy who is trying to shoot his cum. I must cum on Patchy before he does. I will...

My Patchy and myself know that what counts in this game is not the mode we play on, the volume of the BGM, nor the damage we make. We know that it is the score that counts. We will high-score...

My Patchy isn't human, even if I am, but she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a wife. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her accessories, her looks and her vagOO. I will ever guard her against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my Patchy clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My Patchy and myself are the defenders of my virginity. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy, but Patchy!

>> No.5131799

>>5131794
Good luck soldier!

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>>5131637

>> No.5131823

>>5131794
Where is this from? I've seen several variations of this pasta.

>> No.5131831

>>5131823
It's the rifleman's greed, you dense motherfucker.

>> No.5131836

>>5131831
I don't know what that is

>> No.5131842

>>5131836
Go watch Full Metal Jacket, fucker.

>> No.5131851

>>5131842
No thank you, I'm not into the whole war and dying for your country thing.

>> No.5131860

>>5131836
http://www.google.com/

>> No.5131861

>>5131815
And then Sakuya was dead.

>> No.5131872

>>5131851
Faggot.

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>>5131851 the whole war and dying for your country thing.
>Full Metal Jacket

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>>5131778
No, I talked to her before! A few times. Using Google Translate. ;_;

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>>5131615

>> No.5131916

>>5131842
What's with Japan's obsession with adding "Full Metal" everywhere?

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My patchy.

>> No.5131941

>>5131916
Too obvious.
0/10

>> No.5131961

>>5131815
>That wall socket... thing....

>> No.5131974

>>5131916
R. Lee Ermey happened.

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