/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why must the majority of you treat me so badly because I had actual relations with women? It doesn't change how I feel about Touhou and VNs. I'm never a dick about it, never attempt to bring it up unnecessarily, and wish that you will have those relations some day as well.

It's been about 2 years that I've been posting here but if you really want me to go, I'll go. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody knows or gives a fuck who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095294
They do, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

あなた誰？

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

Nobody knows who you are.

But now I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

stop talking about it then

[Anonymous No.]

Noone here gives a shit about you and your personal life

[Anonymous No.]

Bye, see you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Curry?

[DrunkMoe !!5cvcMHxqOSf No.]

If you're going to make more threads like, then yeah.
Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous ‮anahs@ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

This is definitely not a troll thread.
I can tell because of the uncontroversial, uninflammatory subject matter and because I have a bachelor's in trollology.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm never a dick about it, never attempt to bring it up unnecessarily
>makes a thread attention whoring about it
Cool story bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Why apologize? You had sex, you're already infinitely superior to these losers in every way, shape or form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095280
Same here man! People start jumping all in my shit when they find out I lost my virginity in the real world. It isn't that fucking hard to get a real girl you guys. But I feel you.

However, most people want me to leave because I'm a am a troll (sometimes good at it, most times...not).

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095280
>Attention whoring on an anonymous image board.
And you wonder why we don't like normalfags.

[DrunkMoe !!5cvcMHxqOSf No.]

>>5095313
Forgot to sage, sry

[Anonymous No.]

Because of threads like these, and
>and wish that you will have those relations some day as well.
because you intefere with the lives of people who are content the way they are.

[Anonymous No.]

It's because you make threads about it. Please don't wish anything of the sort on me either. Real life relationships are not something I desire, having observed numerous from afar.

Well if that was all I wish you godspeed, wherever you may go from here.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5095321
>I'm a am

Cannot insert english?

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>5095321
>However, most people want me to leave because I'm a am a troll (sometimes good at it, most times...not).
Hey this sound like me...I wonder, could it rea-
>I'm a am a troll
Impossible, my grammar is not atrocious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095280

More often than not it's jealousy, but there are some people here totally devoted to having nothing to do with 3DPD and have wholly embraced 2D. The sad part is, I think I respect the 2D people way more than jealousfags who just bitch.

You're not the only un-virgin here.

[Anonymous ‮anahs@ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>5095332
Cannot insert sage, OP?

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5095353
Accusing me of being OP is going a little far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095327
I have never 'interfered'. I only try to cheer up those who make sad posts about wanting a 3D relationship. There is NOTHING wrong with 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095332
>>5095300
I don't give a shit about OP, but who are YOU? Stop acting like you're a regular around here.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5095387
If I act like a newfriend, then you'll just end up hating me more.

And me expressing my opinion isn't acting like a regular.

[Anonymous ‮anahs@ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>5095368
Who but the OP would bump a troll thread?
It's perfectly valid reasoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095280
Because you 3D loving faggots keep insisting we are wrong and need help.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5095408
So this is OP as well?

>>5095319
>>5095321
>>5095348
>>5095351
>>5095351
>>5095313
>>5095298

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095370

Stick to doing that only in threads designed for that purpose and I'm fine with it. Otherwise it's a problem because it wasn't asked for.

>>5095416 is a good reason. If you're not like the people this post is talking about then it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095313
I don't make threads about it. It comes up when we have regular conversations on here.

I feel like I'm in junior high when you have to lie about being a non-virgin to be cool. Here it's just swapped around.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop deluding yourselves, if you ever got the chance to hit a hot bitch all of y'all would jump at it.

Don't act all tough like you don't "need" a relationship, all humans do. Or are you saying you ain't human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095443

If you don't make threads about it, then what are we posting in?

[Anonymous No.]

BTW, stop crying cuz you jealous of us who had some success in life. If you stop the bitch tears maybe we'll even give ya some tips on how to score a broad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095466

Anyone who replies seriously to this should leave /jp/ forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095322

well what the fuck do you want him to say in threads that get into our personal lives? to cry about being lonely because it is not true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095475
>what do you want him to say in threads that get into our personal lives?
You aren't supposed to reply to such threads in the first place because they are blatantly off-topic. Go to /r9k/ if you have to discuss details of your irrelevant, personal life.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a dream, that one day people will realize these threads only happen because they themselves sage them every single time instead of being sensible and leaving them alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095547
there are always going to be personal topics coming up in regular online conversations, not just threads made for them. i suggest you get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095581
Like these losers ever will. All they do all day is complain, they're never happy.

[Anonymous No.]

unvirgins are losers. Eat shit and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095631
That insult is reserved for tripfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095280
If you know that people will give you shit about it, then don't bring it up. You have no obligation to talk about your meaningless social life in any of the threads here. You apparently know that mentioning that you are not a virgin will cause trouble, and yet you do it anyway. And you make threads like this. You are a bad poster and I suggest that you do leave. You are not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

I know how OP feels. I have become numb to it though. Whenever I see a baww post now I just don't respond. There is no way to help the majority on here because they will make excuses and not help themselves. So I just play Hisoutensoku with them like always and blend in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095643
Stop replying, OP already knows all that and is probably hurring with all his might at your response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095656
This is what I do. Everytime a ronery thread comes up I just roll my eyes and hide it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095658
You're right. Thread reported and hidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>never attempt to bring it up unnecessarily

also, 6/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095643

there is no reason for it to cause trouble. he is not the problem. being a dick to people out of sheer jealousy will not help you in life either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095319
>You had sex, you're already infinitely superior to these losers in every way, shape or form.

I really don't understand this thought process, someone explain it to me. If you are desperate enough to bone some fat ugly cow, you are worse than a virgin. If you resort to paying a prostitute or an escort, you are worse than a virgin. If you are too retarded to not have any standards in choosing who you have sex with, you are worse than a virgin. It all depends on the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095687
Boards work a certain way. If you want to post in one, it is your job to assimilate and not cause problems. When in Rome, etc. If you are unwilling to do this, then you are not wanted and it is your fault for causing the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095687
They'll never change. /jp/ is losers' final stop. You can't go lower from here, so if they have already refused to change so much they ended up here, they'll never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095692
>implying having sex means it has to be out of desperation with an ugly cow or with a hooker, and not with an attractive women who wants it as much as you do.

I have some bad news for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095692
>implying everyone who had sex did it with some ugly whore
Why can't you just accept some of us HAVE been able to find a cute, sexy girlfriend?

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>5095432
I don't like touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095708

>implying your average Bro doesn't do just that then goes patting himself on the back.

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>5095714
this
fucking this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095694

and Rome evolved because the majority view changed. lead, do not follow.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5095728
And then Rome became a steaming pile of shit and died, good fucking job normalromans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095728
This is not a country. It is an imageboard where people come to discuss their hobbies. It functions a certain way, and if you act against the grain, then you should expect to be treated badly. If you don't like how the board works, then go somewhere else. No one here will miss you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095708
>>5095714
I hate to do this but
>implying there are attractive women that aren't total sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

Every day in /jp/ is interesting because all different kinds of trolls come here.

Today's troll award goes to the normalfag-troll.

Seriously now, it gets boring after a while, so stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095740
While this isn't a country, it functions like one. And in the way you mentioned, at that. Protagoras would be proud of you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5095735
>>5095728
>>5095769
I.10.2-3 (Bar of Prima); 8258, 8259: The story of Successus, Severus and Iris is played out on the walls of a bar: [Severus]: “Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris. She, however, does not love him. Still, he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye.”. [Answer by Successus]: “Envious one, why do you get in the way. Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.” [Answer by Severus]: “I have spoken. I have written all there is to say. You love Iris, but she does not love you.”

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792b: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

Fucking Normalpompeiians ruining everyone's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095740
>No one here will miss you.
You say that, yet you care so much about him you must. respond. to. every. post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095740
> If you don't like how the board works, then go somewhere else.
why don't we do this the other way: you don't like our posts, you can fuck off somewhere else. were here to stay deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095821
Because this is the only place we have, normalfags have hundreds of places on the internet to talk about their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095821
You are the minority and thus your opinion is irrelevant. Sorry, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095830
We don't have any place to discuss Touhou or VNs on 4chan, in case you didn't know. And your hobbies are not exclusive to you ronery virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095833
>minority
not for long
like i said deal with it we ain't going away

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095838
There are other websites that you can go to. You aren't wanted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095842
The less you want me, the more inclined I am to keep posting here.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

Dude, just don't bring it up. It's a sore spot for a great majority of us for one reason or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095841
Reminds me of the furry invasion.

>deal with it we ain't going away
Do you still wonder why you're not liked here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095849
yeh cuz ur jelous

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095817
every thread, no exceptions, etc. though I didn't expect you to know about that.
>>5095821
What's with all this normalfag propaganda today? Did you think "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" means "/jp/ - My relationship with my girlfriend"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095853
>implying I want you to like me
I want you to hate me. You deserve nothing but shit since that's what you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095857
why dont u tell us why u cant get one urself too ugly or penis small hmmmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095860
>hurr durr hurr durr

Whatever, someone go fetch the Maid from IRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095873
Crawling back into your corner so soon? Maybe you should stay there, if you can't even defend yourself in a debate.

Wahhhhh mommy the guys are being mean to me, punish them!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095860
And yet you come here to discuss your hobbies with us. How quaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095867
You are so funny and refreshing. Still reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095881
Because I'm the person you responded to, right? Gosh, you /r9k/ers are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095881
>debate
There is no debate here. You are a faggot and not even your own guts like you, I think everyone agrees on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095881
> if you can't even defend yourself in a debate.
Insulting someone isn't debating. And yet still you normalfags wonder why we don't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

Undoing all your sages with a single post.

How does it feel, sagefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095943
Feels good watching you ridiculing yourself more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally, I browse /jp/ and /adv/ simultaneously and get great enjoyment from it.
It's like eating an ice cream on a hot day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095943
There is no "undoing" of sage, so they shouldn't feel anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095955
Then why are you walking away?

Haha, owned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5095816
Severus is such a dick. I hope Successus got the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

How is it is so hard for you to have sex /jp/. i just do not understand. i could not have stayed a virgin if i tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096107
>How is it is so hard for you to have sex /jp/. i just do not understand. i could not have stayed a virgin if i tried.
/jp/ anons don't want sex, they want the perfect, pure and innocent romance but all they get is 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>Then why are you walking away?
if someone threw a pile of stinky shit in the center of your group, you'd walk away to talk somewhere else too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096151
>>5096219
Don't reply. Let him go to sleep content that he epickally raided us and let this thread die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096219
Then why did you say you enjoyed watching?

P-p-p-p-pwned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096239
You're finally learning it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096242
Because it's two different people

R-r-r-retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096254
Yeah, it's always a different person when it's beneficial to you.

[Anonymous No.]

MAAAAAAAAAAID, THIS ONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

OK wait.
Who the fuck is OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096276
Even if it wasn't, the fact that you smear yourself with a bucketload of shit is amusing, as long as I get away from you and watch from afar. Now, go ahead shit yourself more.

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>this thread
>my reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096286
Normalfag raid, don't mind it. Probably from /a/ or /r9k/ or something.

Also
Meeeeeeeiiiiiiiido-saaaaaaaaaaan

[Anonymous No.]

Is meido still slacking?

[Anonymous No.]

Why the shit isn't this thread deleted when two other less retarded ones just were?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096309
She deleted two threads already, so I don't see why this one should pass. She really needs to see the ones in other pages through too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096307
I'm pretty sure it's /sp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096321
If it was /sp/ they would casually walk in with
>my face when weeaboos were being weeaboos near me
kind of posting, like always. These guys seem way more subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

Meido-san, look over here~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096347
girls can't get off that way.

christ, even the artists are fucking virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096360
>girls can't get off that way.
Wait, what? They can too. Everybody can enjoy oral.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

4chan/Infowars join together for complete insight into government takeover, chem trails, post to facebook, I post your facebook, LHC miniature black holes, FEMA death camps, I see you through your webcam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096366
not in that position. it just feels awkward.

tip: the more her legs are closed, the more sensitivity she will have. so she should be on her back, clenching your head it her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5096420
>*in her thighs.