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5079856 No.5079856 [Reply] [Original]

How do you guys buy food if you never leave your house?

>> No.5079870

Real NEETs usually have family to take care of them, you can also have your groceries shipped to you.

>> No.5079876

>>5079870
/thread

>> No.5079881

Defecate > eat it > repeat

>> No.5079887

>>5079881
im not bending down all the way to the floor just to pick up some food

>> No.5079888

>>5079881
But I poop on the floor, do you poop on a plate?

>> No.5079890

>have your groceries shipped to you

That's way to expensive to be a feasible option, not to mention what your neighbors would think if you actually did it.

>> No.5079891

my mommy takes care of me

>> No.5079901

>>5079887
>>5079888
You tape a ladle to the side of your chair and shit off the side of your chair into it, then just grab the handle and eat it when you get hungry. Rinse and repeat.

Shitting on the floor is a bit too messy for me, but it happens when I get diarrhea and such and really stinks up the room.

>> No.5079904
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>>5079901
Fascinating.

>> No.5079905

>Your cat has died
>You found 5 lbs of meat

>> No.5079908
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>>5079856

>> No.5079916

>>5079908
>he is now very skilled at getting proper screenshots

I'm proud.

>> No.5079918

>>5079908
I don't live in Europe because I'm not scum.

We don't have that in America, shit is too spread out.

>> No.5079922

>>5079916
I can be taught!

>> No.5079926

>>5079918
>He doesn't know getting your groceries delivered is normal in America.

>> No.5079927

>>5079908
>has tabs open that aren't /jp/

GET OUT NORMALFAG

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

RUDE SAGE

>> No.5079925

>>5079922
Reported for being an unknown tripfag.

>> No.5079940

>>5079927
But how else am I supposed to go to Pixiv to get fapping material?

>> No.5079946

>>5079926
It's not normal, you're obviously an exception because your a leech on the government's ass and think everyone else lives like you.

I can't believe I pay taxes so you can keep breathing, it's a terrible investment.

>> No.5079948

I've found that it's actually worth driving a few miles to the asian supermarket, they have a whole aisle of packaged noodles in every flavor imaginable. Other than that I don't leave the house.

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5079949

>>5079908
>Cherry Code 2 Ltr Bottle

>> No.5079958

>>5079948
>has a car

GET OUT NORMALFAG

>> No.5079967

>>5079949
its on special - 3 for 2 I think

>> No.5079968

>>5079940
/jp/ will post it eventually.

>> No.5080000

>>5079967
>he's a thrifty shopper!

>> No.5080001

>This thread
Don't ever change, /jp/.

>> No.5080008

>>5080000
well my mum is - I just get the bills for the tesco clubcard vouchers - using them to take an astrophyics course next year.

>> No.5080022

>>5080001
>implying we haven't already changed drastically

>> No.5080030

>>5080000
HOLY SHIT GET

Can we get a sticky, please?

>> No.5080028

My mom gets me food. I eat it after I thank her.

>> No.5080038

>>5080008
>mum

Ugh, eurotrash talk. It's mother or mom or even mommy, not mum.

>> No.5080040

>>5080030
None of us care.
Take a screenshot or something if it matters that much to you.

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>>5080038
mummy dearest

>> No.5080047

>>5080038
well she likes mama-sama but shes a weeaboo at heart

>> No.5080051

>>5079901
>Shitting on the floor is a bit too messy for me
Get out of /jp/ normalfag.

>> No.5080058

My daddy takes me grocery shopping when I run out of poo to eat.

>> No.5080225

>shit on the floor
>parents refuse to clean it up

GODDAMN PRICKS

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>>5080225

>> No.5080429

I trap small rodents that get into my house

>> No.5080441

my mom buys it for me

>> No.5080445

>>5080030
4/10

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>>5080445

>> No.5080529

I live on the barrels of glucose/nutrient solutions I have in my basement.

I just hook that shit to an IV drip.

>> No.5080540

I don't buy food too often.

/jp/ is underweight weeaboos, /a/ is overweight weeaboos.

>> No.5080554

>>5080540
normalweight /jp//a/ crossbreed here, your statement is correct

>> No.5080830

I'm hungry. Who wants to feed me?

>> No.5080869

>>5080830
Only if you're a little girl.

>> No.5080871

>>5080830
I got something for you to eat.

>> No.5080929

>>5080871
Really? Cause I'm starving.

>> No.5080996

I only eat chicken sandwiches.

>> No.5081002

Why am I so reminded of N.H.K. all of a sudden?

>> No.5081004

>>5080929
Don't do it, that weeaboo fag is going to feed you his pocky.

>> No.5081030

There are enoguh stores with delivery service.

>> No.5081036

>>5081004
Thanks for the heads up, I hate that shit.

>> No.5081052

How do you guys shit on the floor if your parents refuse to clean it up?

>> No.5081089

>>5081052
They always come around when the smell gets strong enough to permeate the walls and reach their room.

>> No.5081158

>>5081089
Hell no. They gave me a little bell I ring to let them know.

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>>5079853
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