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5079166 No.5079166 [Reply] [Original]

If Touhou characters were american wrestlers, who do you think they would be? These come to mind:


Reimu = Stone Cold
>Randomly beats other touhous, is over with the fans
Marisa = Eddie Guerrero
>She lies, she cheats, she steals. Also over with the fans.
Sanae = John Cena
>Newest main face of the company, is controversial with the fans.
Aya = Triple H
>Gets pushed down our throats in tons of storylines, gets lot of hate for it.
Suika = Scott Hall
>Self explanatory.
Cirno = Santino Marella
>Eye am the strongest intercontinental champion of all time!

>> No.5079171

but touhou isn't rigged

>> No.5079189
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WHAT?

>> No.5079194

So, Marisa's dead?

>> No.5079201
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Derp

>> No.5079204
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This thread was made for this picture?

>> No.5079254

>>5079194
Yes, and Alice just texted Patchouli "The dolls are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open"

>> No.5079283

Yuyuko = Undertaker

>> No.5079313

>>5079283
But who is Kane?

>> No.5079325

Who would be kurt angle?

>> No.5079329
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>>5079283
>>5079313
Taker and Kane positions have been taken already.

>> No.5079335
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Chen = Rey Mysterio

>> No.5079336

>>5079189
i lol'd

>> No.5079343

Byakuren = CM Punk

>> No.5079372

Letty = Great Khali

>> No.5079377
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I love Touhou wrestling.

>> No.5079422

>>5079325
Any olympic or all-american touhou? Probably not.

>> No.5079424
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Patchouli - R Truth

>> No.5079512
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Yuugi - Beth Phoenix

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Satori = Triple H
Koishi = Randy Orton
Orin = Ric Flair
Okuu = Batista

>> No.5080300

>assuming we know or care one iota about american wrestlers

>> No.5080357

Haven't watched Wrestling since the Kane vs Undertaker drama.

>> No.5080597

>>5080300
Well, judging by the fanart posted in this very thread...

>> No.5080725

>>5079204
IKUMANIA RUNNIN' WILD ON YA

>> No.5080776

>>5080300
>iota
What?

>> No.5081017

>>5079204
I demand an explanation of this one.

>> No.5081112
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>Get linked to this thread.
Fuck
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

>> No.5081126

>>5081112
gtfo weaver

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>>5081126
Who, me?

>> No.5081154
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>>5081132
Yeah. You.

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>>5081154
No.

>> No.5081168

Wow this thread amused me more than it should have.

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>>5081163

>> No.5081189

>>5081184
STUNNER STUNNER! BAH GAWD KING!!!

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>>5081184

>> No.5081197

/jp/ and /wooo/

TOGETHER AT LAST

>> No.5081226
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>>5081190
Holy shit.
What do we do now?

>> No.5081235
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>>5081226
Prepare your anus.

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>>5081226
chill out bitches.
I got this

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>>5081239
Fuck your bullets, I'm busy strutting and dodgin'.
BREE WOO.

>> No.5081254
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This has got to be the worst invasion ever

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>>5081254
Shovel Shovel Shovel

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>>5081254
Well, second worst.

>> No.5081260

>>5081154
Still one of the best reactions ever.

>> No.5081262

>>5081235

Anuses are preparing. Please watch warmly until they are ready.

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>>5081262
I can't stand by much longer.

>> No.5081284

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

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>>5081284

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>> No.5081293
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I LOOK ABOVE TO THE GODS AND WHEN YOU FALL BELOW THE SKELETONS OF THE WARRIOR'S PAST, THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR'S WILL BECOME THE EIGHT WONDER OF THE WORLD

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>>5081290

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>>5081293
Fuck your Warrior Bullshit, this is basic Thuganomics.

>> No.5081305
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SPEAR

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>>5081284

Fella, you're gonna be feelin bad after the Celtic War-yer is through with ya.

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>>5081305
Spear spear spear?

>> No.5081315

Get the fuck out of /jp/

>> No.5081318
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>>5081304
I WILL CRUSH YOU. I WILL MERCILESSLY PUMMEL YOUR BEING UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MERE ATOMS STAINING MY CLENCHED FISTS.

>> No.5081322
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>Sanae = John Cena
The fuck you dare compare that piece of shit.

If Jerico didn't have his cowardice coments I'd compare him to Yuka.

Flandere = Seamus

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>>5081318
You're not even over anymore. Get a better gimmick.

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>>5081318
>>5081293

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>> No.5081338
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>>5081325
BEHOLD THE CRUSHING MIGHT

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>>5081335
Did someone call upon me to put back on my tights as the DX Guy again?

>> No.5081342

Reisen can be CM punk.

>> No.5081345
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>>5081338

>> No.5081351

Ran = Naked Mideon

>> No.5081355

>>5081342
No, Eirin is CM Punk.
Reisen is Luke Gallows.

>> No.5081361
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5081361

WITH THESE SHADES PERCHED UPON MY FACE I SHALL CALL DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE TO UNLEASH A FURIOUS VENGEANCE UPON YOUR BEING. SCORCHED EARTH AND SCREAMS SHALL REIGN THE LAND AND YOU WILL LOOK UP FROM YOUR PLACE IN THE MUD TO SEE ME LOOKING AT YOU. THE SUN SHINING BRIGHTLY UPON MY GLORIOUS BACK, MY FIGURE SILHOUETTED AGAINST THE COMING DAWN.

THE DAWN........OF THE WARRIOR

>> No.5081364

>>5081355
C'mon, Byakuren is CM Punk. Both are canonically Jesus.

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>>5081361
Words words words?

>> No.5081375

>>5081311
If he does a spear, I'm a ballerina, with big tits.

>> No.5081376
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>>5081371
TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH

>> No.5081381

Sakuya can be Shawn Michaels.

>Everybody loves her, best theme song, recently retired

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>>5081376
You shout even more than Cornette.

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>>5081325

Coming from the face that always gets booed unless the show is in the northeast.

>> No.5081388

>>5081381
>Everybody loves her
Who is this everybody? Do I count as that?

>> No.5081394

>>5081388
Yes.

She makes you feel like you're on cloud nine.

>> No.5081396
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>>5081385
THE GODS HAVE INSTILLED WITHIN ME A MIGHTY VOICE.

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>>5081394
No she does not.

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>>5081387
>Implying anyone cares about Smark boos, or just people who dislike Cena to be "different".
>>5081396
You're silly.

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Yuki and Mai are the hardy boyz.

But only because I can't think of any other 2v1 bosses.

The prismrivers are a 3 man they don't count.

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>>5081407
IT WILL BOOM OVER THUNDERS ACROSS THE LAND. A SONIC AURAL ASSAULT UPON THE EARS TURNING YOUR BRAIN INTO USELESS MUCK.

>> No.5081437
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who's kofi

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>>5081422
And I thought Jeff did too much meth.

>> No.5081444

>>5081440
CRYSTAL Meth.

So he can be Mai.

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>>5081315
Chill brother.
Can't you see that /wooo/ loves you guys so much that we've come to share the fun we have over there. Well the fun we have until someone get butthurt about something. But you get it right.

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>>5081445
This.

>> No.5081464
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>>5081440
THERE IS NO NEED FOR MIND ALTERING CHEMICALS WHEN THE WARRIOR IS PRESENT. MERELY BEING IN PRESENCE OF MY FORM AND FIGURE IS ENOUGH TO SEND MERE MORTAL MEN SHAKING IN HARROWING FEAR, ELICITING GARBLED, MUMBLED SPEECH AS SPITTLE DRIBBLES DOWN THEY'RE QUIVERING CHINS. THEY WILL NOT BE A PART OF THE NEW DAWN....

THE WARRIOR'S DAWN.

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>>5081464
You ain't skronkin' enough bro.

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I'm disappointed as fuck now! I go away for a few days, and come back to almost miss a wrestling thread on /jp/!

You guys are real jerks!

>> No.5081483

Who would be Raven?

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>>5081478
Calm the fuck down or you're gonna job to a midget.

>> No.5081490

>>5081464
ok, at first i thought you funny. now i think you're annoying. so may i introduce you to my filter? it's a nice filter.

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>>5081474
YOU INSOLENT LITTLE MAN. I SHALL REIGN DOWN TERRORS UPON YOU NOT OF THIS EARTH. I SHALL FOLLOW THE FOOTSTEPS AND UNLOCK THE DOOR, DESCENDING UPON THE SACRED TOMB AND BLACKING THE HEXED SARCOPHAGUS. UNLEASHING SUMMONING THE HOUND.

THE BRINGER OF IMPENDING DOOM.

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>>5081490
NO FILTER CAN DULL THE WARRIOR'S PRESENCE FOOLISH LITTLE BOY. I SHALL COME CRASHING FORTH THROUGH THAT FILTER AND THROTTLE YOU WITH UTMOST BONE CRUSHING FURY.

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>>5081315
Mitsuharu Misawa's spirit approves of this thread.
All who disagree
黙れ

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>>5081492

>> No.5081517

I didn't think /jp/ could go any lower, but wow..

>> No.5081535
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5081535

You guys should really take it easy. I do, and look at how serene I am.

>> No.5081545
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>>5081504
Warrior you're fired.

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>>5081535
>Serene
>Batshit insane.

>> No.5081559
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>>5081545
>>5081546
AAAAAHhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CAN YOU FEEL IT!?!?!? CAN YOU FEEL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>5081559
No.

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>>5081559
I can feel how good it will be when the cops taze your ass and carry you out of here.

>> No.5081577

How is this thread still alive.

>> No.5081587
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5081587

Fuck this shit then.

>> No.5081589

>>5081577
By shear power of will.
And the fact that is Japanese related....sort of.

>> No.5081591
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Pic unrelated

Now that we're on /jp/, i have something to propose: Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, and Yoshi Tatsu are undeniably "Team Anime." Discuss.

>> No.5081596
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Not enough puroresu in this thread.

>> No.5081597

>>5081591
Anime goes in /a/

>> No.5081600
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what the hell?

/woo/'s ultimate warrior migrated to /jp/?

god damnit, i need to find another board AGAIN.

>> No.5081604
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>> No.5081612

Evan is Naruto fan
Yoshi is Bleach Fan
Kofi is J-Pop fan.
Shit will be cash!

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>>this thread

>> No.5081631

>>5081600
Trust me buddy /wooo/ doesn't even want him.
But don't worry he'll leave after awhile when is roids wear off. That take a few days though :/

>> No.5081632

>>5081600
I didn't know /woo/ had an ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Hell I do not even know what/where /woo/ is. I just know him from my childhood.

>> No.5081636

>>5079520
Satori as the cerebral assassin lol 3rdeye

Koishi has dat pose

Orin constantly runs interference

And Utsuho is the power house.

I like this

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chill the fuck out everyone

Dino is here to make this thread relevant

>> No.5081664

ITT: Wrestling in anime gifs.
Im looking at you Clannad's Misae Sagara

>> No.5081673

>>5081632
/wooo/ is the only accepted board amongst 4chan that resides at one of those OTHER chans

>> No.5081677
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INOKI PUNCH

>> No.5081696

>>5079171
That's what ZUN wants you to believe.

>> No.5081713

>>5081612
DO WANT

>> No.5081731

Well looks like this thread is dying down.
Thank /jp/ for hosting this little cross promotion.
Was fun as hell.
Drop by /wooo/ if you find any cool wrestling related /jp/ stuff.

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But who would be Miz?

>> No.5083600
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Barack Hussein Obama is a Marxist.

>> No.5083871
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ANIME JA NAI

>> No.5084188

IM A GIANT FAG

>> No.5084252

>>5079377
THIS.

>> No.5084262

>>5084188
DAMMIT GUY

>> No.5084287
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>>5081600
>/woo/

>> No.5086155

This thread is bad, and you should all feel bad.

>> No.5086269

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMs7juOPsDw

>> No.5086318

I don't get these comparisons because I am not a white trash teenager.

>> No.5087105

I think 4chan needs it's own Wrestling Board

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