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The most important question still remains.
How thick do you think it is?

>> No.506297

Normal skin thickness

>> No.506307

Are you talking about his penis?

>> No.506309

Think what is?

>> No.506313

His skull?

We talking relatively?

>> No.506317
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>> No.506318
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>>506307

>> No.506319

Japanese have small penis

>> No.506320

why does takeuchi draw such strange proportions?

I can't help but wonder every time I see FSN art.

>> No.506321

Look at that slick motherfucker. He pounded Caster.

>> No.506322

>>506319
Japan 13.0 cm, United States 12.9 cm

>> No.506327

Caster said something about this in some doujin, forget it's name but Saber goes shopping or something.

>> No.506340
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Caster isn't interested in his penis.

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>>506327

Lancer is so moe.

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>>506318
She wasn't interesting in his penis...

>> No.506367
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>> No.506368

>>506340
OP here
I wasn't talking about Caster
I was just interested in his penis

>> No.506371

>>506363
Fucking lol'd, sauce?

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>> No.506385

What? His tie?

>> No.506390

>>506321
>>Look at that slick motherfucker. He pounded Caster.

Well-phrased, Anon. Well-phrased.

>> No.506398

>>506385
Don't be stupid, that'd be length not thickness

>> No.506399

Shit would've been awesome if Shirou had summoned Caster instead.

Though, she'd be ridiculously UNDERPOWERED, in that case.

>> No.506405

>>506320
Its because everyone wears their pants as high as possible.

>> No.506407

>>506399
I wonder if I can find that doujin efore someone else

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>> No.506418

I could!

>> No.506419

Someone upload that grocery store one.

>> No.506422

>>506405
That's one part, but not the only one.

Their testicles must be suffocating.

>> No.506423

>>506399

Shit would've been awesome if Shirou was a woman.

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>>506423
If Shirou was female then I would've demanded a Gilgamesh raping Ayako scene.

>> No.506435

>>506416
If only....

>> No.506443

>>506434
Saver has a really strange expression in this picture.

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>>506423

>> No.506455

>>506443
That's because he isn't wearing any pants and Shirou isn't wearing any panties.

>> No.506458

>>506322
Made up number. Have fun with your small dick.

>> No.506462

>>506451

At least now her retardedness when it comes to sex is cute...

>> No.506466

>>506458
I dont know who you are, but I am buff, and can probably beat you up in RL.

>> No.506471

>>506466
OH YEAH
WELL I CAN LIFT LIKE TWELVE CARS
WITH MY PENIS

>> No.506474

>>506458
I'm an alpha male.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

>> No.506486

>>506474
Haven't seen that one in a while

>> No.506488

>>506474
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level.

Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of.

It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the fucking skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "fucking every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people.

Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life.

You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the pussy while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power.

So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America.

You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married.

>> No.506492

>>506488
I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing.

By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that) next we get the women.

And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty that would be glad to take your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power.

And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury.

Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing.

Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery.

So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are fucking. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate.

>> No.506511

>>506488
>>506492
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>> No.506527

>>506511
Fucking lol'd

>> No.506570

This thread went places quickly

>> No.506575

How did this shit move from his penis to stale /b/ copypasta?

>> No.506602

>>506575
They are one and the same.

>> No.506603

>>506575

I thought question was why did it take so long to move from penises to copypasta.

>> No.506612

/jp/'s finest work

>> No.506616

>>506603
>>506575

Shit! We've been talking about penises?!

Did any one join us?

>> No.506628

What really annoys me is that we've had no "we're discussing penises, want to join?" images.

>> No.506654

>>506511
I lol'd really hard

>> No.506662

>>506527
>>506654

Fucking newfags.

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here

>> No.506718

>>506662
Know it's copypasta, fuck you. Still funny.

>> No.506723

Alright, If you guys are discussing pasta, then I'm leaving.

>> No.506739

>>506718
I remember when I first came to that, it was almost two years ago.

>> No.506753

>>506739
Stop trying to justify your newfaggotry. This copypasta became stale and unfunny a long time ago.

>> No.506790

>>506718

Wow, fucking fail more dumbass.

>> No.506839

I found this woman on craigslist after placing an ad searching for a slut who was interested in working out a rape fantasy. After a few brief emails between the two of us we decide to meet up. We already discussed the parameters of what we were going to do and decided upon a safe word, which can be used by either party to immediately stop everything for any reason at any point. Its sort of safety valve if things get out of control. So before we finally get together, we are both had a pretty good idea as to what we were going to do.

I wait at a bar for her to show up and after being about 20 minutes late she calls me to tell me she's about 2 miles away but is having car trouble. She tells me where to find her. I drive out from the bar, annoyed, but still hopeful and pick her up. She claims that the car just stopped running at a red light and wouldn't start again. She was somewhat attractive, a little bit pudgy, but worth the fuck. She said she was a lawyer and I believed her after a couple of minutes of casual conversation. It was obvious she was educated. We both pushed the car to the curb and decide to deal with it later. We were both clearly a little anxious to get started on the night's activities.

>> No.506842

Back at my pace, after downing about 8 beers each, we fuck and work out our fantasy. Essentially, I fuck the beejeezus out of her, slap the shit out of her, pull her hair... the full treatment. After fucking her pussy bare-back for about 25 minutes I roll her over on her stomach. Its time for her to lose her anal virginity.

At first she was a little nervous as I slipped the head of my cock into her tightest of holes. She took a sharp deep breath as her sphincter stretched to accommodate my penis. As the head when in she and the sphincter closed around my shaft she let out a cry of pain. Not wanting to lose any momentum I start pushing my cock deep into her. Her wimpers then faded into to "stop, stop, stop" and she began to cry. I pound harder. I realize she is overwhelmed by things and really wants me to stop. For real. Like right away. But we had a deal - a safe word. She's clearly smart and an adult and if she can't remember, too bad. Having already been fucking her pussy, and being so turned on by the tears and mascara streaming down her face, begging me desperately to stop, I shoot a massive load deep into her ass. As soon as I cum I realize what I just did, pull out quickly, and she screams as my cock gets viciously torn out of her ass. She seems to almost be in shock. I don't think anal was quite what she expected.

I get out of bed and leave her curled up in a fetal position, with a massive puddle of spunk streaming out of her ass and onto the bed. I light a cigarette, wait for her to stop crying, and tell her to leave.

My question is this, how does a car engine, after having been reliable for tens of thousands of miles, suddenly stop functioning without any warning?

>> No.506874

>>506322
LIES!

>> No.506883

>>506874 WIKIPEDIA
Fixed

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