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[Anonymous No.]

Why the hell is Parsee jealous? She has fucking Yuugi, what else do you need?

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

a fanbase

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

Probably health insurance

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

The power of chi.

[Anonymous No.]

The knowledge of why kids love the tast- fuck this

[Anonymous No.]

Bigger tits.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

A useful ability.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5059220

bingo

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

She sits on a bridge all day. She does nothing but watch a bridge. It's in her nature to watch a bridge. She's defined down to her most atomic existance by the act of keeping watch over a bridge. She's the Terminator of guarding bridges. It's what she does. It's all she does.
However, it isn't the only thing she can comprehend.

Needless to say, she gets a bit envious over the variation and freedom expressed by people passing the bridge, compared to how she herself is defined by and bound to one thing.

But that is just a wild guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5059222
why can't she just manipulate her own jealousy? idgi

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even know where the perceived relationship between Parsee and Yuugi comes from. It's completely fanon, right? They have hardly anything to do with each other in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5059222
Not every ability has to be viable for DEEBEEZEE battles, you know. Nue's power is to "hide her true form", but that doesn't stop her from being EX-tier in danmaku and probably strong as fuck too.
Parsee is just weak, that's all there is to it. But she's cute so we forgive her~

[Anonymous No.]

I never really understood this pairing. I mean, despite being 2nd and 3rd bosses, there's no real other connection between them, with Yuugi being a party oni, and Parsee pretty much being the Grinch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5059240
See Hina x Nitori

Demo bosses are usually paired together.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5059240

/u/ fandom reasoning.
Tall + short = LESBIANS!

>>5059251
>Parsee pretty much being the Grinch

We're all fucked when Parsee opens up her Paraphernalia Wagon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5059274
What kind of shampoo do you use?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5059280

I'd never thought I'd see the word "shampoo" mentioned in the context of subterranean oni.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Feel the lust. Get summoned.

[Anonymous No.]

She's jealous of her horn.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5059471

Who wouldn't be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5059193

I wish I had fucking Yuugi

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[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5059536

Everyone is Suika on the inside.

Not quite Yuugi, but close.

[Anonymous No.]

In most f the work i see they make her say that she is jealous of her height,her bust,and her muscles.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5061569

Well... depending on Parsee's height and weight, Yuugi may be up over 2' taller and weigh up to 4 times as much.

But looks aren't everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5061607
lol a jelous oni thats fun but i wonder what will parsee's power would be

[Anonymous No.]

BUMPERZ!

[Shameimaru !AyAyayAyaE No.]

>>5059740
>Everyone is Suika on the inside
Except Yabbadabbadu.

[Anonymous No.]