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Anonymous Sun May 2 21:43:09 2010 No.5027357 [Reply] [Original]

Family reunions are the best place to pick up girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:45:09 2010 No.5027371 >>5027366 My family will never be cool like the Ushiromiyas. ;_;

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 21:45:09 2010 No.5027366 File: 149 KB, 787x584, 1262988109586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only if you are a ushiromiya.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:46:09 2010 No.5027379 Well, that nigga battler be macking on his aunts, his mother, his cousin, and half sister. Keepin it in da family, ya know? Old sckool but dont be hating, youd do the same.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 21:47:09 2010 No.5027382 File: 442 KB, 673x850, 1260674409960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027371 Or as batshit insane.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:48:09 2010 No.5027385 Not to mention he made Maria promise to let him eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:48:09 2010 No.5027389 File: 501 KB, 853x480, 1271878853743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No saggage

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 21:49:09 2010 No.5027392 File: 46 KB, 142x128, thewitchoforigins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027385 Yep, all of them are batshit insane alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:52:09 2010 No.5027416 >>5027392 There's some normal, sane people in the Ushiromiya family.... like Jessica! And.....er....loli-Ange!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:54:09 2010 No.5027427 >>5027416 Don't forget Battler's wife. She really is sane.

None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 21:54:09 2010 No.5027431
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>>5027416
One of them, apparently, wants to fuck a transvestite and the other one listens to what some witch told her in a dream, ruining a perfectly viable relationship with her aunt.

Yep, completly normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:54:09 2010 No.5027432 >>5027416 You mean miss "game of pretend" and Maria's BFF? WRONG The family's nuttier than a Mr.Goodbar

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:55:09 2010 No.5027439 >>5027431 yeah, compared to daytime tv families - very normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:55:09 2010 No.5027440 >>5027431 As if you wouldn't want to fuck the shit out of Kanon...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:56:09 2010 No.5027447 One of them has an "imaginary" friend. And guess what? Shes insane.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:56:09 2010 No.5027446 File: 403 KB, 893x737, 1271875424838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027382 Why does everyone rape her?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:57:09 2010 No.5027455 >>5027446 To make her headache worse.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 21:57:09 2010 No.5027458 File: 83 KB, 581x583, 1272424721010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027440 I'm confused, I don't know what he's supposed to look like anymore. >>5027446 Because moe~

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:57:09 2010 No.5027463 >>5027446 well shit look at her who wouldn't?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:57:09 2010 No.5027465 Rosa obaasan, I want your doujins ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 21:58:09 2010 No.5027466 Yeah, Jessica and Ange are delusional. If Jessica isn't delusional, she's sociopathic. Meaning she isn't quite sane. The whole family is bonkers. I wish I could just save Gohda from those wackjobs.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 21:59:09 2010 No.5027470 File: 376 KB, 631x1300, rosa being awesome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027465 Cannot have

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 22:00:09 2010 No.5027473 File: 55 KB, 640x480, Magical Gohda Chef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027466 Yeah, poor gohda.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:01:09 2010 No.5027478 >>5027470 You will never be able to fap to doujins of a slutty chaotic neutral MILF.....

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:01:09 2010 No.5027483 File: 30 KB, 265x350, 115795m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That cannibalism was tasty. I would've eaten that Maria too if it weren't for that meddling Battler.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:02:09 2010 No.5027493 File: 263 KB, 592x1024, 5494299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027465 >>5027470 I wasn't really interested in all the milfs...until THAT FUCKING DVD bonus dakimura. It's like the Rosa doujins were spirited anyway.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 22:02:09 2010 No.5027489 File: 49 KB, 320x453, rosa pillow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027478 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:02:09 2010 No.5027488 >>5027473 Gohda's schedule on Rokkenjima: Prepare delicious food Serve delicious food Do best to impress Die horribly for vaguely defined reasons AND REPEAT

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 22:03:09 2010 No.5027497 File: 58 KB, 500x600, gohda living the dream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027488 Then again, he has some sort of waifu in purgatory.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 22:04:09 2010 No.5027503 >>5027493 ...by the demon?

Anonymous Sun May 2 22:05:09 2010 No.5027507

>>5027478
See, I want to make an alignment chart of the pieces, but I have to keep switching around Shannon, Kanon, and Jessica because /jp/ can't make up its fucking mind.

Chaotic Good one day, the next it's True Neutral, the next it's Lawful Good, the next, Chaotic Evil, argh!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:08:09 2010 No.5027526 >>5027497 Doesn't count, Golden Land is for scrubs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:10:09 2010 No.5027538 I've researched this, and there are NO Rosa doujinshi at all. Its a damn shame. I've only been able to find a Natsuhi one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:10:09 2010 No.5027539 File: 224 KB, 450x338, beato.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you do her, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:10:09 2010 No.5027543 >>5027357 Did Rosa get a promise out of Battler to that effect?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:12:09 2010 No.5027547 >>5027539 >>5027538 I have no choice then. I have to delude myself into believing that Good and Bad Beato are Rosa's split personalities and fap to those Beato doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:12:09 2010 No.5027548 Why the fuck don't we have any Rosa doujins?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:13:09 2010 No.5027556 >>5027548 Someone with kids is a bit too...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:14:09 2010 No.5027567 >>5027556 That's what makes it hot dammit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:17:09 2010 No.5027591 >>5027548 Blame the otaku and their dislike of sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:23:09 2010 No.5027627 Slut? MY ROSA IS PURE VIRGIN SAVING HERSELF FOR ME.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:23:09 2010 No.5027633 >>5027627 I have bad news for you.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 22:24:09 2010 No.5027635 >>5027591 >Blame the otaku and their dislike of grown women fix'd

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:26:09 2010 No.5027650 >>5027635 But, last week you yourself said she was a slut.....

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 22:29:09 2010 No.5027673 >>5027650 No, I still think she is a slut. I'm just saying that's not the reason why there's no doujins of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:30:45 2010 No.5027683 >>5027673 But there are Natsuhi doujins! Tons of them! THIS IS CHECKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:31:09 2010 No.5027692 >>5027683 >tons I've only ever seen one.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 22:32:09 2010 No.5027700 File: 40 KB, 185x185, 1266986678478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027692 Gahaha, it's my victory once again.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:38:09 2010 No.5027753 File: 924 KB, 2000x1414, Anime Beato.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027539 would you do her?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:40:09 2010 No.5027766 Woah, my post about Natsuhi got deleted. That was odd. But yeah, I think the otaku make exceptions for moe older women.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Sun May 2 22:40:09 2010 No.5027767 File: 45 KB, 960x540, 1272586391594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5027753 She's quite moe

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:51:09 2010 No.5027860 >>5027753 I would do her.

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