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5023898 No.5023898 [Reply] [Original]

What's your ability /jp/?
My ability is that i can fap to non-translated doujins!

>> No.5023903

C++

>> No.5023904
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5023904

I'm normal.

>> No.5023907

The ability to hide threads.

>> No.5023908

>My ability is that i can fap to non-translated doujins!
That's not really anything special, since lots of people have it.

My ability is manipulation of sleep patterns.

>> No.5023909

I'm hideously obese.

>> No.5023911

Quadruple-skill mastery in lawsuits.

>> No.5023916
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5023916

I can manipulate the subconscious

>> No.5023918

I can even fap to translated doujins... in German.

>> No.5023921

My ability is to sleep with a diminished amount of oxygen when I'm in bed for long periods of time. Sadly, I'm still alive

>> No.5023926

>>5023921
I'm >>5023909 and I also have this.

>> No.5023928

>>5023918
Fellow German here, that's an insane ability.

>> No.5023934

I have the power of being sexually attracted to children

>> No.5023935

>>5023898
That's actually awesome. I can't get stimulated enough from images alone.

>> No.5023941
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5023941

I have the power of kawaii

>> No.5023944

My ability is to go to work and speak to other humans

>> No.5023950
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5023950

um....I can "flame people for starting RP threads?"

>> No.5023951
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5023951

To grow tits

>> No.5023953

>>5023944
I have that power as well!

>> No.5023958

>>5023898
Some abilities apply here as well, like OP's.
My true ability is being able to understand and change code in very broad senses.

>> No.5023961

My ability is to be able to pass off as a male while posting on /jp/.

>> No.5023963

i can sleep for 20 hours a day without gaining weight

>> No.5023971

>>5023961

me too

>> No.5023977

to troll /jp/

>> No.5023984
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5023984

>>5023961

>> No.5023986

I can play the touhou games and not suck at them

>> No.5024003 [SPOILER] 
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5024003

I save pictures of the best touhou character.

>> No.5024011

>>5024003

sorry you seem to be mistaken no ellen in there

>> No.5024035

I can cause viewers gender confusion.

>> No.5024036

The ability to keep musle mass for doing noting long periods of time.

>> No.5024046

>>5023944
>>5023953
>>5023961
>>5023971

Special ability to not be a hikki NEET, or special ability to be female? Christ, I'd kill for either of those. I don't even have any abilities.

>> No.5024062

I heard there were MULTIPLE females in this thread! Surely one of you is willing to go out with me? Please?

>> No.5024067

I have the ability to allocate all of my recreational spending some 6 months to a year in advance of actually earning it.

>> No.5024079
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5024079

My ability is hunt Tengus.

I can manipulate anything that use electronics too.

>> No.5024082

>>5023961
I have this ability as well.

It's surprisingly easy to pull off.

>> No.5024103

I can secrete a white liqiuid when I grip my dick and move my hand up and down.

>> No.5024117

>>5024103
i can squirt greyish liquid by fingering my vagina

>> No.5024118

/jp/- level 0/general

>> No.5024128

Ability to edit manga

>> No.5024131

I like 2d girls.

>> No.5024133
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5024133

>>5024079

>> No.5024134

I have the ability to tie shoes from miles away.

>> No.5024140
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5024140

>>5024133
Don't mess with me.

>> No.5024141

I can manage to not work or go to school for 9 years and still have all the video games and figures I want.

>> No.5024142

>>5024079
But you never hit any of em...

>> No.5024145

I know all the secrets of the Scheme master race.

>> No.5024148

I have the ability to take an overdose of painkillers with no side-effects.

>> No.5024149

>My ability is that i can fap to non-translated doujins!

I can't fap to translated shit. I guess it is more a curse than an ability though. I have to find the raws or I ain't downloading it.

Oh and yes I read moon.

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5024153

>>5024142

AIMBOT!

>> No.5024158

- super google search skills
- fastest index finger in the west
- the ability to have no friends
- impervious to electrical discharges

>> No.5024164

My liver is invincible

>> No.5024181

>>5023951

I hate to ask for sauce, but..

>> No.5024191

>>5023971
speak of the devil

>> No.5024192

>>5023898

Does anyone have the ability to fap to doujins translated to their mother tounge?

>> No.5024200

I can masturbate at least ten times a day. I can also stay awake for days on end.

>> No.5024231

i have the ability to reply to all threads. no exceptions. unless moot closes them.

>> No.5024250

>>5024192
depends on the translation.
like, i can't fap to the ones that doesn't have the background words translate. and these ones are pretty uncommon.

>> No.5024285

The ability to make music.

>> No.5024354
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5024354

oh, and my secondary ability is that i can fap to pictures with absolutely no erotic nature.
like this one.

>> No.5024374

>>5024354
Skirts, lolis, anime faces, and Remilia are innately erotic. It's impossible to NOT fap to that picture, as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.5024381

I have the ability of staying hours straight of 4chan, while normal people would get bored and do something productive instead.

>> No.5024383

I resist fapping to Touhou + manga&anime I like/respect.

>> No.5024390

Ability to bullshit my way through life and to a high position in any given organisation. Really.

>> No.5024391

I can 1`cc SA on Lunatic.

I only lost sanity to get this ability.

>> No.5024396

I have the ability to be an avid fan of Touhou as well as frequent Danbooru and /jp/ yet still lead a normal life and socialize with normal people.

A rare ability indeed.

>> No.5024399 [DELETED] 

My ability is being a youmu and aya tier in the touhou 12.3!

>> No.5024412

Ability to do very well in classes without trying.

>> No.5024435

Ability to not fap to anything at all because I don't like fapping

>> No.5024436

I'm a real tsundere.

>> No.5024443

I can't fap to translated doujins unless I ignore the writing. Humorous doujins are another story, though. Fapping while laughing is the best.


No abilities to brag about.

>> No.5024461 [DELETED] 

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>> No.5024459

I have the ability to fap to anything as long as it's not fat.
I also cannot be affected by shock images, videos or real-life horrors. Nothing you could ever show me would make me as much as flinch. I'm scared of insects though.

>> No.5024477 [DELETED] 

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>> No.5024509

I don't need my nervous system in order to feel pain.

>> No.5024539
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5024539

I HAVE THE POWER

>> No.5024542
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5024542

I have the ability to instantly orgasm at the sight of maid uniforms.

...brb

>> No.5024560

I can eat all day long without getting fat
I can blow smoke rings

>> No.5024672
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5024672

and my third ability is that i can sometimes fly in my dreams.

>> No.5024719
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5024719

>Yes everything is cool but listen to MY ABILITY, which is undoubtely better and funnier than yours.

I'm usually ok to these "original" threads, but seriously, needs more pictures here.

>> No.5024739

>>5024354
that's not an ability, it's mental illness.

>> No.5024751

I am a great Magician. Your Clothes are Red!

>> No.5024754

>>5024751
HOW DID HE DO IT?

>> No.5024763
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5024763

I don't have any /jp/ related ability

>> No.5024894

>>5024672
actually, i got that ability too.
like, when i go swin some miles and come back home.
In my dream, im swimming in the air. Like, i float when i stroke the air.
Hope i can do that in real too.

>> No.5024927 [DELETED] 

>>5023895
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>> No.5024922

I have the ability to put up with absolutely anything. Thank you, 4chan.

>> No.5025586
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5025586

and my final ability is that im a lolicon.

>> No.5025607

i cant get fat, im eating a big mac as im posting this

also pretty decent in madden

>> No.5025616
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5025616

Manipulation of loli

>> No.5025640

I am multi-orgasmic.

>> No.5025690
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5025690

>> No.5025720
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5025720

I have the curse and obligation of fapping to anything that may be someone's fetish. Such as frilly swimsuits.

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5027875

i got the ability to use this in target.
actually did it once.

>> No.5027895

I can wiggle my way into the hearts of thousands.

>> No.5027947
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5027947

I have the power to manipulate manipulation of power.

>> No.5027985
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5027985

ability to play magic the gathering

>> No.5028016 [DELETED] 

My thing's sound effects. Here's a T-Rex.

REeeAAAAAAARGH

>> No.5028020

>>5028016
That sounds more like the mating call of an Alosaurus, anon. Try again.

>> No.5028025

>>5027895
BOOF
Put up your MC server
I'm bored and /jp/ sucks right now

>> No.5028032

My ability is to be the little girl whenever I want.

>> No.5028065

>>5028025
done.

>> No.5028072

Meido hates YTV.

>> No.5028075
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5028075

Ability to transform 2D to 3D

>> No.5028110
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5028110

>>5028075
THE MOST VILE CREATURE
LEAVE /jp/ AT ONCE

>> No.5028213
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5028213

checking in!

>> No.5028340

My ability is voluntary nystagmus, and it's for the most part absolutely useless.

>> No.5028377
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5028377

>>5028110
U MAD?

>> No.5028398

I'm really good at genuflecting.

>> No.5028420

>>5028377
Name?

>> No.5028443
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5028443

>>5028420
bitch we love to hate, lenfriend

>> No.5028450

>>5028420
Hello, newfriend.

>> No.5028466

Ability to be a little depressed all the time!!!

>> No.5028497

the ability to move you

>> No.5028864

>>5024003
Name?

>> No.5028873

I have the ability to copy Busu Kawaii's face.

>> No.5028899

>>5028420
Busu Kawaii

>> No.5028918

I'm pretty useless.

>> No.5028943
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5028943

>>5028899

you called?

>> No.5028946

>>5028943

OH FUCK IT'S THAT BITCH WITH THE CREEPY EYES

>> No.5028947

>>5028943
Hello nightmare fuel!

>> No.5028948
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5028948

>>5028946

thats mean. =-=

>> No.5028952

I can love

>> No.5028956
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5028956

>>5028952
then love aka-san

>> No.5028969

>>5028943
>>5028948
>>5028956

Does anyone have that pic of her with no nose?

>> No.5028986

>>5028969

she has a nose?

>> No.5028988

>>5028986

Pffff that'll do. Thanks (:

>> No.5029527

Most of you don't know this, but I'm the secret defender of /jp/. My power ensures that none of you are attacked by bears while surfing.
It's a hard job, but it's worth it, if only to see your posts every day as I wake.

>> No.5029536

My ability is killing vampires with a knife.

>> No.5029576

>>5028075
You. Turn Saya from saya no uta 3d. NOW. The universe is short one cthulhu.

>> No.5029635

I can kill servants.

>> No.5029658

I revive servants

>> No.5029666
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5029666

>>5024003 thats a fucking awesome ability

I have the ability to make bullshit threads without being saged

pic related

>> No.5029684

>>5029666
and the ability to make cursed posts that kill threads apparently

>> No.5029694
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5029694

I'm good at pretty much everything

>> No.5029704

>>5029694

Except being a father.

>> No.5029706

I have the ability to not give a fuck.

I'm not using it now though.

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5029709

>>5029704
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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5029724

>>5029704
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

kiss my ass janitor

>> No.5029734
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5029734

>>5029704
He tries his best.

>> No.5029753

I have the power of immortality, ressurection, and i can also kill a man in three strikes

>> No.5029763

I can kill servants.

>> No.5029765
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5029765

This is my O face.

>> No.5030107

>>5023898
duh.. i can do that too, it's pretty normal...

>> No.5030112

I have the ability to make friends and do studies and stuff while still staying on my hiki ways when there is no class..

>> No.5030122

>>5030112
So you're essentially /jp/ back in high school? The real power here is staying with it into further education, or even the workplace!

>> No.5030131
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5030131

I can seperate man and boy, through the power of tears.

>> No.5030137

>>5023898
I can induce lucid dreams whenever I feel like it.

>> No.5030155

>>5030122
Well I'm in college, 4th year to be exact.. I\m about to step on the working age but still, no one can take me away from my touhou and VN

>> No.5030158

>>5030155
nice proxy bro

>> No.5030159

I can predict parts of the future.

No joke. Back in the miid-late nineties with no internet, I as a kid could predict every tv episode that would be on the following day/certain days without fail (and we had shitty tv service that didn't even tell you that), amongst other things.

>> No.5030199

>>5030159
Speaking of, I used to have a really good talent sort of related.
I knew exactly when to pause and unpause a VCR recording a TV show to skip commercials. To a godly degree, during playback there was not a single frame of ads at all.
Sort of useless now, but you reminded me of that.

>> No.5031501

I can learn stuff pretty fast & without much effort, but I never actually get good at anything/actually learn stuff well. (usually because of losing interest in it)

>> No.5031518

I can watch miko Reimu.

>> No.5031528

Fast acceleration, high top speed (for a short period of time), high maneuverability.

lolbikes

>> No.5031534

Ability to lucid dream at any time I want, feels great.

>> No.5031550

I keep having these awesome dreams where I'm an ability user, and my power is to be able to alter the friction of anything I touch.

I'm sure such an ability probably has much more use, but I always just use it so I can go skidding/skating around in regular shoes. That shit is fucking fun. Get up a head of steam, jump up and negate friction, then just slide for as long as I feel.

It makes me sad when I wake up, though.

>> No.5031567

I can delay orgasm indefinitely.

>> No.5031579
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5031579

I can procrastinate with the force of a thousand suns.

>> No.5031587

>>5031579
What's masterbation? is it a masterfully performed masturbation?

>> No.5031589

im a level four troll

>> No.5031613

>>5031589
I can summon you without tributes?

>> No.5031625

mi habilidad es hablar en español

>> No.5031630
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5031630

Accurate shootan

>> No.5031632

>>5031625
y matar sirvientes

>> No.5031638

>>5031625
ahh, I'm currently studying the language of the beaners on my own.

>> No.5031657

i'm french i have te ability to eat cheese, to buy baguette everyday, to do two type of riot and to rise a white flag

>> No.5031674

>>5031638
Go back to /lang/ with your memes.

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