/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So do you enjoy calling her Shameimaru or Syameimaru?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I call her ayayayayayayaya

[Anonymous No.]

Shameimaru the other is hard to remember and both are hard to pronounce

[Anonymous No.]

>>5001949
Stupid Tengu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5001959
It's the exact same thing but with a y instead of an h.

And I'm pretty sure it's "Shaa-mei-ma-roo"

[Anonymous No.]

You can't spell Shameimaru without Shame

[Anonymous No.]

I call her ＼社命丸／

On an unrelated note, how do you get to type (full width) backslashes with windows 7 japanese IME, I have no problem with slashes but I couldn't figure out how to fix backslashes

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

I call her Bun

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had to spell her last name.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I call her slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5002011
Man, that's not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5002019
Yes it is, look at the OPs pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>5002023
That's just being clumsy.
Horribly, horribly, clumsy.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5002019

You're right. It's Crowslut.

[Santa Yui !xmasY1T42Y No.]

I call her \SYAMEIMARU!!/

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5002026
>That's just being hot.
>Incredibly, incredibly, hot.

ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

Shyameimaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5002064
What's hot about a girl's panties being snagged on a branch?
That's embarrassing, it probably feels uncomfortable for her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5002074
That's why it's hot, I'd guess.
More moe than hot, if you ask me, but eh.

[Anonymous No.]

shame on you

[Anonymous No.]

"Aya-chan"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5002026
Even though you can see the broken end of the branch I like to think Aya had nothing better to do with her extended life span than to sit there until a tree branch grew through her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5002094
Why wouldn't she just put the branch through her panties?
Dumb crow

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

>>5002087
Aya-tan's better.
"Ha..Ha.. Oh yeah Aya-tan.. Feels good Aya-tan.. Ha.. Ha.."

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I don't enjoy calling her at all.
She has a nice voice but I can't speak japanese, so I just hear gibbering and can't understand a thing and it makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5002583
She can speak english, she just doesn't like it when strangers call her, so she just rambles about stuff until you go away.
Or, she knows you, and thinks you're a loser. Details...

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5002094

It was the only path. No regrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5002117

[S BENZ No.]

I just call her onee-sama

[Anonymous No.]

Shameimaru is playing tennis over there.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Aya Showmeyourmoves

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5006177
BUNBUN PUNCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5006177
I admit it, I laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>5006177

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Aya so sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

bump for more of my wafful Aya/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5007707
thats Mokou cosplaying as Aya

[No.]

Oh, look! It's a Tengu!

* BANG *

[Anonymous No.]

>>5007967
Oh, quit that. She can outrun your bullet. Your not going to hit her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5001973
wrong kanji, dude.

射命丸　文

[No.]

>>5007995
What If I shoot you instead? Do you look like a Tengu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008012
No.
I'm just saying, your not gonna hit her, and even if you did, she'd probably shurg it off and rip you to shreds. Waste of bullets and time, man.

[No.]

>>5008023
And that's why I'm asking you what if I shoot you instead? Because you are not going to evade my bullet.

The thing is hunt something. I'm hungry, I haven't eat in days because of those fucking toohooes and their bullet-evading skills.

[S BENZ No.]

>>5008057
well perhaps you should take it easy then

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008057
Don't even try it, man. Human tastes like shit, and it gets you sick too.
Why not hunt bears or buffalos or rhinos or something? They're pretty slow, and one of those'll feed you all week.

[No.]

>>5008073
No, I think I will be hunting Rozen Maidens instead. I wonder if they taste good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008079
Fine by me...but can you eat those? Arn't they dolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008079
You'll get splinters man.

[Alexander Degtyarev !!U9Xis6E7fDA No.]

>>5002006

[No.]

>>5008086
I haven't tried it. They might be soft and tasty when you put them on a fire. Like marshmallows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008114
Their like lobsters or crabs, you need to break the outer shell to get to the good stuff inside.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5007707

It stands to reason that a sentient magical construct with roughly a millennium of experience with cameras and short skirts will eventually learn how to flaunt it in every way imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ctrl+f "slut"
>Found results

Never change, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5001968
>丸
>pronounced ma-roo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008577
He is right, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008595
I just keep hearing some American pronouncing it in American in my head. Since when does a japanese る become r plus double o's in romaji? There should just be a short "u" sound at the end, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008677
Say "Kangaroo" do you drag out the "roo" longer than the "ga"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008682
I don't understand.
Kangaroo isn't japanese? We are talking about how to pronounce the japanese language.

Unless I missed something crucial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008682
Don't drag it.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5008677
>some American

If you see "ma-roo" and don't hear it in your head in Nixon's voice, you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Late into the thread comes the revelation to OP that Sya = Sha anyway so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008733
Well, obviously.
I'm just used to Sya over Sha.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5001949
I call her Shameless Crowslut

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't it Xiameimaru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008906
In Chinese, maybe.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[mugenjohncél !!Oy+LavZ+kRU No.]

>>5001949
So how did she ended up like that again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5001945
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[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5012591
attempted branch insertion

[Anonymous No.]

>>5001949
It's Aya...

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5012591

>>5002094

[Anonymous No.]

>>5012591
Well...I was flying low and fast, and I guess I made a turn I shouldn't have, or...something...I don't know, ok!? Let me down!

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

f|GHT the |n+ERn3T [enSÒRsh|p H+tP;// Àt , k|mMOÀ . $e / f|ght +HE ìNT3rn€T CENSÒr$h|p

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

Aya is not a slut.

She's a whore.

Poor Aya has to sell her own body to fund her newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017171
Which raises the question: Why even bother with the paper in the first place..?

[Anonymous No.]

Aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017180
gives her an excuse for being a whore

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5017180
Aya's paper is like /jp/'s computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017200
Full of porn?

[Anonymous No.]

i swear i saw this thread a few
oh its the same goddamn thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017200
>>5017203
I'd read her paper, if you know what I mean.

I mean, she can't have too many subscribers who just don't wanna fuck her. I'd feel bad for her. So I'd buy her paper as a token of good faith and begin to ween her off this sexual-slut view of herself, slowly building her self-esteem, until eventually I help her write the paper. Little articles, but less pictures of girls in the nude. And then, glorious tengu marriage

[­Anonymous No.]

>>5008057
DEER HUNTER FUCK YEAH

[­Anonymous No.]

Smoldering sexiness.

It's the back hair and red eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017444
and the reeking cum-soaked vagina.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5017203
Yes.

And she's obsessed with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>04/29/10(Thu)16:54
WTF PEOPLE!?

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5017455
never seen a rika thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Earl Grey Aya is the best Aya

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, a month old with 60 posts? Someone must be systematically bumping this to prevent it from dying. Fuck you.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5017509
>a month old

More like 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017509
Why must you take everything from Aya?
Is it so hard to accept people just love her?
No wonder she resorts to tooting around that porn rag of a magazine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017509
You must be new here.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5017545
The law of Touhou threads:
My opinion > Your opinion

Hopefully that clears some of this up for you.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5017455
>>5017509

help how do i calendar

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy calling her neither because I do not enjoy her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017635
She can't possibly be very aerodynamic with those slutty cow tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017670
They're crow tits, obviously.

And you'd be amazed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017670
You make that claim without having solid proof, anonymous. How do you know that a Tengu's tits do not enhance her flight?

Go to the lab and bring me your results.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5017736
If large enough, they can be used as a weapon.

Force = Mass x Acceleration, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017635
>bullet-shaped tits
looks aerodynamic to me.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5017670

Imagine. Even with large tits, she's still faster than Youmu.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017995
Breasts are fat storage. Which can be converted into energy.

Youmu lacks that.

[Anonymous No.]

goddamn crowslut thread is still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5001949

Does anyone have a 1024x768 wallpaper of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5019426
Welcome to /jp/.

>>5019465
Is this 1998?

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5019404

They're also weight and wind resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5017235
Hey, don't steal my plan.

[Anonymous No.]

Aya's favorite fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021195
That's a very weird apple.

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

Aya is mai waifu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021226
That's because it's an Orange, dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

All tabloid writers are sluts.
Some tabloid writers are Tengus.

Are all Tengu sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021302
What? Are you high? Oranges are round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021313
I have seen square watermelons, so there is a possibility of elongated oranges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021326
And what about the color? Oranges are supposed to be FUCKING ORANGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021306
No, all tengu tabloid writers are sluts. lrn2logic

[Anonymous No.]

uh, isn't the point moot since all tengu are aseuxual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021412
Until a man from the human village sticks his penis in her, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021416
Don't think that'll happen, tengu are forces to be reckoned with brah

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021425
>>5021412
In before monstergirl encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021371

hatate is not she is just a valley girl but aya.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021447
Her name is Hotato.

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

>>5021463
rage.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021463
Now let's just change that H into a P and everything becomes clear.
No, wait, that's retarded.
I think the apples/oranges stupidity got to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021425
Who said the tengu won't do it consensually?

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

She doesn't seem too happy about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5021485
>>5021463
Goddamnit, stop calling my waifu different kinds of food.
She is not a vegetable nor any sort of seafood.

She's poultry

[Anonymous No.]

>>5019539
I still have a 1024 x 768 monitor.
Upgrading is expensive, and the thought of replacing all my wallpapers is a pain in the ass.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pray you never get to Gensokyo, /jp/. You'll be smears on the ground the second I get ahold of you.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5025981

That seems like a waste of a story opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

Like Aya needs people alive to make a story about them. She'll just make shit up just like always.

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

>>5027249
you lie!

[Anonymous No.]

All Aya are sluts. Q.E.D.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5027263
She has VERY high ethical standards!
Goddamn libelers

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS COCK-CUNTING FUCK

HOW IS THIS STILL HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028236
That one Reisen thread lasted a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028236
Because people like you don't know how to sage so the thread is automatically deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028249
That's different. People like Reisen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028227
It's not libel when she says it herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028252
>sage
>automatically deleted
Wow, it's like I'm in some backwater trailer park talking to rednecks about politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028270
What makes you think these people are not rednecks living forever inside a decayed trailer, living off welfare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028288
I suppose Touhou could appeal to Rednecks
But Rednecks can't use a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

I know several rednecks that can use a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028262
More like Kilga M. Aya~n bumped it every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tempted to give a Yamame Appreciation Thread another shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028311
Eh, I'm happier knowing that someone decided to just bump an old Aya thread instead of making a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028331
she has skill
i get the feeling she has done this before

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028264
who is that on the right?

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5028501

GB Hatate.

[Anonymous No.]

...Aya's shoes have always pissed me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028767
They seem uncomfortable to walk and balance yourself on.
Of course, she can fly, so I guess it doesn't matter

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5028767
>>5028780

Wearing those shoes is worth it for the SWR ducking pose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028780
Yet even youkai need to rest eventually.

But more than that, it isn't just the shoes.. it's the... fucking.. way they're shaped.. The aesthetics of them just annoy the shit out of me.
It's like one of those natural OCD reactions.
Like nails on a chalkboard or uneven paintings.. I just can't fucking stand them.
They make me rage for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028819
Not gonna lie to you, that sounds like a serious problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025981
Good luck girl, I know Saikyo style karate, you'll need light years of practice before you can beat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028843
Well, no I guess it's not even that.. It's just the logic of the shoes.
I mean, they don't serve any purpose?
What the fuck?
How come they don't bend our break?
GODDAMN IT THOSE FUCKING SHOES
THEY HAUNT MY DREAMS THOSE FUCKING SHOES

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028885
STFU Dan. Everybody knows your mail order training doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028892
>bend our break
I don't know why, but this is funny.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5028892

FUCKING TENGU GETA
HOW DO THEY WORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028905

they have wings to balnce them and regular people wear shoes like that too.......but i bet aya can run fast in those

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

>>5028917
They do and they help too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028905
They're balanced to fit the wearer's frame, that toe is actually rather thick, and they don't bend because they're made of wood or some other non-pliable stuff.
Now was that so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028885
>you'll need light years of practice before you can beat me
Oh Dan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028926
I still hate them.
I can't explain it. I just hate them.

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

Hatate is mai waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5028991
Plus it's more than that.
They don't appear to be balanced well enough.
The shoe is a longer than the wood etc....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5029005
Forgot; and nothing just always flies.
As I said, even youkai need rest.
Birds do walk, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

so is this going to be one of those long lasting threads

[eek !SYLPH2qXy2 No.]

>>5029151
173 posts after 3.5 days, so it's unlikely that it will last very long.

I think the record holder is a rika thread which survived for around 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5029213
Hasn't the Reitaisai thread currently alive survived longer than that now?

[eek !SYLPH2qXy2 No.]

>>5029254
dunno and too lazy to look for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I call her Ajakkie jakkie

[Anonymous No.]

>>5029014
I've never seen a bird walk
I've seen them hop. Aya probably does that little bunnyhops when she lands

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030825
I'm pretty sure pigeons "walk".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030825

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030825
>>5030848
There has to be a 4koma of Aya doing those little walking/hops that small birds do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030856

Crows walk.
Mystia would probably be the one doing the hopping.

[Anonymous No.]

Shameimaru because it has "shame" in it and thus it fits well with her being a nasty spying, lying slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030895
Ayaaaaa Shame I'm on you!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030895

Also "I mar U"

mar (mɑ:) vb mars, marring, marred
1. (tr) to cause harm to; spoil or impair
► n
2. a disfiguring mark; blemish
[Old English merran; compare Old Saxon merrian to hinder, Old Norse merja to bruise]
> 'marrer n

[Anonymous No.]

>>5001949
I just call her "that slut".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030886
Crows have that really funny kind of walk. Imagine Aya walking like that.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5030955
Wrong one, bird brain

[Anonymous No.]

Why does /jp/ think Aya is a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5029005
You do know that tengu geta are used in real life?

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5032971

Originally it was used by Sakuyafags to vent their frustration at Aya consistently reappearing while Sakuya did not. Now it's just a silly meme perpetuation because it mirrors the Sanae is a slut meme (also started by Sakuyafags, unsurprisingly).

[Anonymous No.]

>>5033027
Sakuyafag here. It's all true. Though I don't hate Aya or think she's a slut. I just prefer maids over birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5032971
Although I don't approve of the "Aya is a slut meme", I have to agree that out of all Touhou porn I enjoy Aya stuff the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5033052
I agree
But then again, I prefer maids over a lot of things

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5034049

I must wonder where the rest of the crow's body is, given there seem to be no abnormal bulges in Aya's mouth or throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5034067
Not the sort of thing to think too much about

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5036096
If this thread survives up to Friday, I'll give you a prize.

Anything you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5036112
I'm holding you to this

[Tripfag McGee !NHqdxYQAec No.]

Tell me, Kilga. Do you just have a huge-ass folder for every Touhou character that you just dump whenever you see fit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5036193
It's not so much a dump as it is a slow ooze or leak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5036199
I'm okay with this.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5036158
This is only for Kilga.

Please keep it realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5036244
Damnit

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5036112

Awesome. I think I already know what I'm going to ask for, actually.

>>5036193

My Reisen/Eirin image folder is 1.06GB.

My two Aya/Momizi/Hatate folders combine for about 712 MB.

Everyone else, though? Nowhere close. Next biggest would be Siki/Komachi at 452 MB.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5036469

Oh wait, Reimu/Marisa/Alice is 493 MB.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she some sort of Murkrow?