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NEETs : What do you plan on doing when your funds finally run out?

>> No.4990829

What funds?

>> No.4990828

>>4990818

Kill myself lol. Just like any other Japanese when they depressed.

>> No.4990837

Marry up. Then I can continue my lifestyle.

>> No.4990850

I live in Australia. Hurrah for welfare.

>> No.4990851

Summon a witch, get some gold and investing tips from her.

>> No.4990859

>>4990828
Live in america
break legs
or back injury
receive disability income for the rest of your hikikomori life.

>> No.4990869

Either kill myself
Go on welfare

I cant see myself adapting to 3dpd

>> No.4990887

Join the army, get shot in the ass.

>> No.4990902

Sell a kidney.

>> No.4990938

>>4990887
I GAWT SHAWT IN TEH BUTTOCKS

>> No.4990959

i have 15K in my account, i will probably get 650 a month of welfare; i need 660 to live (all expenses included even private health care, l live in europe)
and no, a vegetative life is not living.

>> No.4990982

>>4990851
I know from personal experience that this doesn't work. On the contrary, she'll steal your shit.

>> No.4990983

Probably going to kill myself, or something. Working at a shitty job with normalfags isn't an option.

>> No.4991028

You are all sure pathetic. Human trash. I pity your parents who brought you into this world.

>> No.4991035

>>4991028
>posting in /jp/
>calling people pathetic

>> No.4991109

>>4991035
You can post on an imageboard and still have a fulfilling life and financial independence.

>> No.4991112

>>4990982
Yeah, she'll steal it, but you'll be almost dead by then.

... Anon, you're almost dead?!

>> No.4991115

Get a job.

>> No.4991117

>>4990902
They are cheap. So you'll need to sell something next week.

>>4991109
He is right. Having money is awesome. I have three debot cards, each with 700$. And I have 6 hour per day job which provide me another 700$ per month. Life is awesome. Awesome. Awesome. ;_;

>> No.4991122

>>4991117
It's okay, I wasn't using most of my liver anyways.

>> No.4991150
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>>4991122
>>4990902
That just won't do. Imagine your kidneys as young twins in identical deep red clothing, wearing paired adrenal glands as their hats. Would you send one away for money just because you're poor? Would you be able to endure it as she hugs you in tears and tells her crying twin sister to take good care of you, and then leaves for an unknown fate in another body?

Your kidneys are doing their best to take care of you, Anonymous. You better not dare abandon them!

>> No.4991156

Make a pact with a witch to get gold ingots.

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