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Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:15:14 2010 No.4968362 [Reply] [Original]

What do you think is the best way to keep from getting beaten up or eaten by your favourite touhou?

I would think it would be confessing your love to them right before/during the beating

"any last words?"
"I love you!"
"...what!?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:17:14 2010 No.4968371 I'm being quoted. Woo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:18:14 2010 No.4968376 >>4968362 >>4968371 I read that too. I find the fact that there are anons who spend as much time here as me oddly comforting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:19:14 2010 No.4968381 Beating up and eating your favorite Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:20:14 2010 No.4968384 >>4968371 Oh really? I don't remember seeing this anywhere though. I just thought of it today while looking through my Touhou folder (specifically Yuuka).

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:20:17 2010 No.4968388 File: 11 KB, 321x306, green lex luthor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:22:14 2010 No.4968399 Wriggle:- " I saw your penis" Shou:- " I saw your penis"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:25:14 2010 No.4968407 >>4968384 That's quite the coincidence then. http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S4965353#p4966543

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:25:14 2010 No.4968409 >>4968384 see >>4966543

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:26:14 2010 No.4968410 File: 322 KB, 848x612, 1271793616378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] C-C-COUNTER!!. seriously, just shove alcohol at her and she'll leave you alone, or rather just have fun with you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:26:14 2010 No.4968413 Grab marisa breast and ass Marisa -Wh-what!! Me -I love- my face is fried by a lazer FUCKING WORTH IT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:29:14 2010 No.4968423 File: 1009 KB, 1060x1100, 1267765161516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4968407 >>4968409 Wow, what funny is it was this picture that brought up the thought. great minds think alike i guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:34:14 2010 No.4968435 Wave money in Reimu's face "I got lots more where this came from. how about I make you a deal. you let me live here. I buy the groceries. and we both split the chores?" instant good end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:35:14 2010 No.4968438 Enjoy having your throats ripped out before you utter the first syllable in "love"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:35:14 2010 No.4968439 >>4968435 Monopoly money isn't legal tender anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:54:14 2010 No.4968504 >>4968423 Looks like she's ready to force-feed you that red thinger. What could it be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:56:14 2010 No.4968507 File: 35 KB, 600x400, gold-desert-eagle-gun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't need to say anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 04:57:14 2010 No.4968509 >>4968504 Your lips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 05:01:14 2010 No.4968517 >>4968507 >.44 >.50AE wat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 05:01:14 2010 No.4968518 >>4968507 What's that, a spellcard with just seven bullets? Good luck with that in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 05:10:14 2010 No.4968546 >>4968504 Artist says it's chocolate. Awwww.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 05:11:14 2010 No.4968554 Instant regeneration and a ROCK HARD DICK

>>	Shanker Sun Apr 25 05:21:14 2010 No.4968588 >>4968439 Reimu does not need to know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:19:14 2010 No.4968677 File: 76 KB, 996x364, yukacopypasta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:23:19 2010 No.4968683 >>4968677 Still pretty gay looking guro copypasta. But that is expected from pooshlmer. Not that I have anything against them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:24:14 2010 No.4968684 >>4968518 But they fly with the speed of sound. Can't dodge that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:33:14 2010 No.4968693 >this thread http://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/res/172.html#4244

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:36:14 2010 No.4968704 File: 95 KB, 754x600, f9b9325993382683aeba8a3b9267e884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would she really try to eat me?

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A Sun Apr 25 06:36:14 2010 No.4968706 >>4968517 >Implying that the DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE doesn't come in a variety of high powered revolver cartridges. >>4968362 "Why are you here, da ze?" "B-because I love you!" "...what!?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:38:14 2010 No.4968712 Reisen eyes are glowing Reisen:"This will be better for both for us" Me:"I love you!" Reisen: "I know" Then I was a bear. Moon rabbit is a bear too. Make bear love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:38:14 2010 No.4968710 >>4968677 Its shit like thi that give Yuka fans like me a bad name. I don't know what pisses me off more, BAKA XD CIRNO or YUKA EAT MY GUTS OH GOD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:45:14 2010 No.4968727 >>4968684 >Sword-slashes dodged, that move 1/4 the speed of light I'm sorry? You were saying?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:50:14 2010 No.4968748 File: 589 KB, 733x733, 1257841287511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa would just ignore me. I'm not an accomplished wizard and I have nothing of interest to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:52:14 2010 No.4968756 File: 168 KB, 384x512, 0b06465ceaaeb6d6db3408177f5fcaf7b5a173ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I did something to warrant a beating from Alice I probably deserved it anyway. She doesn't seem the type to attack unless provoked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:54:14 2010 No.4968765 >>4968748 Don't give up anon! You will surely win her heart one day!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 25 06:56:14 2010 No.4968773 You make it sound like getting beaten up or eaten isn't what I want. I'd be very beaten up from the passionate rough hate-sex with her, and then I'll let her eat my thick penis juice. Beaten n' Eaten can't have it any other way.

>>	Shanker Sun Apr 25 06:56:14 2010 No.4968774 File: 195 KB, 1420x927, 1270229396412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4968748 Oh, no. You ALWAYS have something she wants.

Anonymous Sun Apr 25 15:54:14 2010 No.4971514

>>4968704
she would probably send orin or ooku after you. you probably wouldn't need to say anything, she would read your thoughts. oh hey wait.

"Satori I have something I want to tell you-"
"Kyaaah Don't say it! just don't say those words!'
"I love you" ensue getting attacked

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 26 02:44:14 2010 No.4975110 if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

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