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4955648 No.4955648 [Reply] [Original]

Patchy kinda looks like a dude. You can't unsee it.

>> No.4955653

A very, very girly and good-looking dude. Which I don't mind a bit.

>> No.4955649

Probably because I can't even see it.

>> No.4955657

Uhhhh what

>> No.4955665

>>4955648
Trying to parody the shit thread from last week, huh?

>> No.4955668
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A dude, you say?

>> No.4955674 [DELETED] 
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You sayin' I like dudes?

>> No.4955676

Nah, not quite cute enough to be overcompensating for a penis.

>> No.4955687
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4955687

Dudes...

>> No.4955696

Patchy looks no more like a guy than Ayase Yue from Negima does.

>> No.4955700
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READ YOUR SICP!

>> No.4955719

Patchy is the worst Touhou.

>> No.4955738

>>4955719
Renkolololololol

>> No.4955739

>>4955696
Yue = Patchy

>> No.4955746

>>4955739
This.

>> No.4955755
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4955755

Patchy kinda looks like a dude. You can't unsee it.

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>> No.4955788

>>4955755
Hm... not all guys can pull off wearing lots of purple, but I guess male Patchy can do it.

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>>4955739
>>4955746

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>>4955738
TAKE THAT SHIT BACK RENKO IS AWESOME

>> No.4955802
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4955802

Hip-Hop thread?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ELX91ChFvs

>> No.4955833

>>4955648

Even more hot.

>> No.4955878
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>>4955800

>> No.4955906

Patchy = /jp/

Look at the similarities. But don't take it literally like, "HURR NO ONE IN /jp/ LEVITATES"

>> No.4955908

>>4955906
i wish i could levitate

>> No.4955910

>>4955802
does listening to hip hop make you not gloomy?

>> No.4955926

>>4955648
No she doesn't.

>> No.4955934

>>4955906
i levitate by applying aikido to gravity

>> No.4955935

>>4955910
In short? yes.

>> No.4955937

>>4955906
Sorry to ruin your fantasy but /jp/ don't spend their whole time researching for useful stuff and working on useful stuff (In patchy's case: Magic)

We just enjoy our time with entertainment while Patchy actually is working on something essential to her.

>> No.4955941

>>4955934

You're Suigin, though.

Disregard the fucking levitation thing. If she had a computer do you think she would do anything other than read VN's all day?

>> No.4955951

It's Kaguya that = /jp/ not Patchy.

>> No.4955960
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Shirou looks kind of like patchy in a sick and twist-able way

>> No.4955965

>>4955951

Kaguya has a place in society, though. Patchy is just in her libary 24/7 and dislikes company.

>> No.4955967

>>4955960
no

>> No.4955970

>>4955960
everything looks like everything in that same sick and twist-able way

>> No.4955971
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4955971

I'll show you a trick... that book floats on its own.

>> No.4955976

>>4955965
More like she has status rather then a place. It would be like she was a rich little princess but still a hiki, only real difference would be that we are not rich little princes.

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>>4955967
How about now?

>> No.4955985

>>4955978
he looks like a crossdressing nun in purple.

>> No.4955986

>>4955976

Is that the only similarity?

>> No.4955987

>>4955978
You forgot the moon

>> No.4955990

>>4955978
needs the hat
it cant be a touhou without a silly hat

>> No.4956008

>>4955986
"Only"?

I dunno, being a hiki constitutes allot of things after all.

>> No.4956013

>>4956008
I constituted your mother.

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>>4955976
> It would be like she was a rich little princess but still a hiki
Funnily enough, there just happens to be a manga about that.

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>>4955990

Yeah, really, Patchouli is probably the worst case of this. She looks completely alien without her hat.

>> No.4956024

>>4956008

True. Patchy is kind of a hiki as well. They both have withdrawn from social society, but Kaguya does it because she wants to. Patchy does it because she needs to upgrade her magic by reading books non-stop.

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>>4955971
Nice book.

>> No.4956029

>>4955755
still looks rapeable.

>> No.4956032

>>4956030

Ouch.

>> No.4956038

>>4956017
holy crap sauce! i think i just grew an infant fetish

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>>4956024

And once she has fully absorbed all the knowledge she needs to know then she's going to...

...?

>> No.4956043

>>4956038

Patchun! Milk

>> No.4956045

>>4956024
Patchy does it too because she wants to. She just reads her books with useless knowledge all day long and is quite happy if noone ever bothers her.

>> No.4956047

>>4956024
Exactly, Patchy does it for a purpose, it is productive for her at the very least.
In Kaguya's case there is nothing productive about it which is allot closer to /jp/'s case.

>> No.4956048

>>4956047
>>4956045

You two disagree.

By 4chan law you must now fight to the death.

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>>4956038

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>>4956048

Dance my puppets, dance.

>> No.4956059

>>4956048
With what? day old noodles?

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>>4956034

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>>4955990
Now?

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>>4956034

>> No.4956071

>>4956059
your ramen bowls and chopsticks. or kendo sticks if you got them.

>> No.4956074

>>4956047
No, she doesnt do it for a purpose. She reads all kinds of books, magic just happens to be one of her interests. She would be quite happy if she would never have to actually use her magic.

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WRZBQZRDBAXYOBPJYKEEYSVKXMRV

>> No.4956081

>>4956064
Now he just looks like a One Piece pirate.

>> No.4956087

>>4956064
looks like terribly bad photoshop bro'

>> No.4956092

>>4956087
Dont make fun of it, i spent a lot of time counting the pixels.

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>>4956064
What's up Patchy? You look kinda different. New haircut?

>> No.4956102

>>4956087
Maybe thats because it is a terrible photoshop.

>> No.4956106

>>4956074
The fact that she is accumulating knowledge is productive, even if it is to no one but her. Also she does not need to ever use what she has accumulated for it to have a purpose, her purpose is to simply accumulate it, that is all.

>> No.4956112

>>4956071
Well I have a bagful of empty instant noodle cups, en guard!

>> No.4956117

>>4956106
But reading for the purpose of gaining knowledge that you're never going to use is effectively equivalent to reading for pleasure.

>> No.4956133

>>4956106
Well, okay, maybe that can be considered productive opposed to Kaguya just bumming around all day. Just wanted to point out that she doesn't do it to become like best magician ever (that would be more like Marisa's trail).

>> No.4956131

>>4956112

Why doesn't /jp/ have real weapons?

I have a damned broadsword and an axe in my house. Yes, real. Just throwing that out there.

>> No.4956134

>>4956117
Wanting to possess that knowledge is purpose, if it is used or not is another matter entirely. What matters is the willingness to learn, and that's patchy in a nutshell, the egghead.

>> No.4956137

>>4956131
Um...I'm poor.

>> No.4956142

>>4956133
That would be more like ambitious, which Patchy isn't, that 's for sure.

>> No.4956144

>>4956134
Does Patchy reread books she's already read, if they're ones she likes? If so, then her pursuit of knowledge is simply another aspect of her love of books. If not, then the knowledge is more important to her than the books themselves.

>> No.4956150

>>4956137

Someone breaks into your home. How do you defend yourself?

>> No.4956162

>>4956150
hide under the bed/mattress/carpet

>> No.4956166

>>4956144
I do not know if she rereads the books or not, but I not think rereading books is limited to only THAT reason. You've never replayed a VN or re-watched a show and noticed things you did not the first time?

Either way, if she intends to read all the books in that library of hers, or intends to, then that is already purpose right there, how many time she reads them is not an issue.

>> No.4956177

>>4956150
I'm poor..what are they gonna steal from me? my 8 year old computer?
Well if they did that I suppose i'd poke their eyes out with a pencil.

>> No.4956197

>>4956177

Defend your life, fool. Let's say they've got a gun or a knife.

>> No.4956198

>>4956166
Damn typos.

I do not think*

Or she has already read the books*

>> No.4956216

>>4956197
If they have a gun, tell them not to waste their bullets on me and that I'll be dead in a gutter within the month anyway.
If they have a knife, well, hmm.. actually it's rather easy to overcome someone with a knife even when unarmed if your not afraid of getting hurt and they aern't actually trained in using it like rambo or something.

>> No.4956223

>>4956216

Gun: Game over, you have died.

Knife: True.

>> No.4956230

Dude looks like a lady.

>> No.4956234

>>4956197
I whip ou my badass sword-cane.

>> No.4956244

>>4956234
Hyper-Weapon!

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4956359

More important question: Why is Patchouli-sama so sexy though she never goes out?

>> No.4956363

>>4956359
She has a hometrainer.

>> No.4956365

>>4956359
Magic

>> No.4956368

>>4956359
Lots of fat and ugly people go outside, to the beach, etc.

Why?

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>>4956359

Doesn't move around a lot -> gets fat -> magically redirects all fat to tits and ass

>> No.4956376

>>4956359
Because FANART.

>> No.4956426

>>4956359
Because she is not real.

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