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>aniotaku for many years
>interest in opposite sex present, subdued for sake of 2D
>meet a girl, doable
>get to know each
>icky feelings imminent
> *wohoooo*
>realization: 3D isn't that bad
>--- fast forward 2.5 weeks ------
>spending way too much on the bitch
>she getting clingy
>her herd of "friends" inspires me to bludgeon them all
>too much work, idea discarded
>prospect of 2D is looking more tempting than ever

What's a guy to do? :(
I mean, getting some is fucking sweet, but all that baggage? Fuck this.

>> No.4930780

First, stop typing with >greentext
Type out full paragraphs, or gtfo.

>> No.4930784

I suggest dying

>> No.4930788

What is OP trying to say? /r/ translation

>> No.4930789

Get the fuck out of /jp/ normalfag

/r9k/ will fucking love you however.

>> No.4930798

well this is depressing

>> No.4930799
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4930799

Another fucktard who has no idea how greentext works.

>> No.4930801

>>4930784
This. Maybe if you die, you will be united with you're 2D waifu.

>> No.4930802

Do you want a relationship or do you just want sex?

All that baggage is what a relationship is.

If you want just sex, you are barking up the wrong tree.

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4930810

>>4930802
whores must be expensive over there

>> No.4930811

>green text

>> No.4930814

>why would you do this?
>is there a point?
>I don't understand

>> No.4930818

Kill her friends.
Kill her.
Kill yourself.

>> No.4930825

>>4930814
>>4930811
It's the /v/ syndrome

Can't narrate anything unless they use greentext.

>> No.4930829

"aniotaku" is a poorly formed portmanteau. I'm disgusted.

>> No.4930831

/v/ level shitposting.

>> No.4930837

>>4930788
"The pleasure of being cummed inside."

>> No.4930846

Bad Thread by Lady Gaia
I want your off topic I want your greentext
You and me could write a bad thread
(ooooooooh)
I want your off topic I want your greentext
You and me could write a bad thread
(ooooooooh)
Caught in a bad thread

>> No.4930848

>>4930775
>/jp/
>is
>not
>your
>personal
>blog

>also

>green
>text

>> No.4930856

>>4930825
>Visit /v/
>Every post is written like this
>Realize you weren't kidding

>> No.4930927

Congrats OP, you got to the same realization I got with my first and only real relationship: yeah, it's nice to be able to have sex. But it isn't worth all the other shit.

>> No.4930930

>>4930927
Go away normalfag.

>> No.4930932

>>4930802
>All that baggage is what a relationship is.
Hahaha, true.

>> No.4930955

>>4930930
Nope, I'm staying here, normalfagging up your /jp/ like I have been doing since it was created.

>> No.4931011

>>4930955
"I'm going to make your board shitty and there is nothing you can do about it"
You and half of the other posters.

>> No.4931074

>>4931011
Except I'm not making your board shitty, but that's okay, I understand a lot of you guys have trouble accepting there are people who are just like you and simply have been in a relationship at some point.

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