/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored of life /jp/

Whats the easiest and painless way to kill myself?

[Anonymous No.]

Drink Cyanide

[Anonymous No.]

Duct tape a trash bag over your head and OD on Phenobarbital.

[Anonymous No.]

The easiest way is to live.
You'll die much faster than you would like to.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask for suicide advice on /b/, and let your mind slowly deteriorate by reading the replies, to the point where you will no longer be able to survive outside the comfort of your parents' basement.

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

op's pic makes me want to kill myself.
well, if you're serious about killing yourself, Get some chroloholums and consume them as much as you can. After that, you'll just go into sleep for some weeks and then you're simply dead.
Have fun at gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4917985
>chroloholums
try typing that again, because Im getting 0 hits from google

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>>4917939
Browse /jp/ long enough. Maplestory and deleted will make your path clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4917946
>>4917985
I have no idea what these are. Are they easily available from your grocer at the very least?

[Anonymous No.]

- Helium
- Bag over head

[Anonymous No.]

>>4917994
Grocers don't sell prescription drugs, no.

[Anonymous No.]

Go to the seediest alley you can find and shout "NIGGERS" at the top of your lungs.

[Anonymous No.]

DEATH BY TENGA

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

http://sankyo-chem.com/tantai/Chloroform1.html
chroloform*

[Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj No.]

>>4917998
So you end up saying "Goodbye cruel world!" with a silly high pitched voice?

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>>4918015
>still can't spell correctly

[Anonymous No.]

OP's picture related? seems hard and painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4918029
Please don't make fun of the disabled.

[Anonymous No.]

Jump off a tall building

[Anonymous No.]

Actually I would think it'd be putting a powerful bomb in your mouth.
Completely painless. Just a huge ass mess.

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

Heard sleeping pills and pool/full bath is pretty reliable.

[Anonymous No.]

if you live in a cold climate, just chug a 40 of whatever, then walk outside naked.

[Anonymous No.]

Bang your head against the ground until you die.

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>>4918170
Maybe it would be less messy if he just used a lot of small bombs.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

glue your hands to your head and hang yourself with cheese wire.

It will look like you ripped your head off.

[Anonymous No.]

be at ground zero of a nuclear attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4918275
which is probably going to be japan again, ironically

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>>4918254
That'd be hard to orchestrate as a suicide though, good idea nonetheless.

The best pussy way out is probably to take chug some sleeping pills and drink alcohol.

Where I used to work we had this real meth/crack addict sometimes visit our store, one night he tried to steal some chips and we called the cops on him. Turns out he ran out into the dessert (greetings from Nevada!) for 42 miles straight while the cops chased him in their police cruisers going around 30 miles per hour. The fucker collapsed dead when the cops finally caught up to him.

A few weeks later a cop who was on that chase told us that when they did the autopsy they found out the guy's heart exploded.

[GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 No.]

>>4918254

You missed about like 20 steps in the process of how to actually do that.

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>>4917939
Don't do it anon! We will have robot waifus within our lifetime!

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>>4918449
What kind of dessert is large enough to run into? I hope it was strawberry shortcake.

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>>4917952
>>4918863
only comments to this i like

[Anonymous No.]

>>4918480
And you missed about like 20 replies telling you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear the guillotine is remarkably painless. Then again, I've also heard it's so efficient that your head has a 50/50 chance to stay conscious for almost a minute before you run out of blood.
That might be a bonus for you; painless death and you get to enjoy the view!

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>>4920012
>run out of blood

That's not why you die when you're beheaded.

also: OP, sleeping pills, LOTS of sleeping pills.
You'll be asleep when you die, for reasons that are absolutely fucking obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

A bullet in the back of the brain is probably the best way.

On another note, I love OP's pic. These guys wouldn't need sex toys with their looks.

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[Anonymous No.]

Depending on how shameful you want your corpse to be, you could consider emptying a bottle of vodka into your ass. The tissue of your rectum will absorb it at an alarming rate - far too fast for your body to filter - alongside all the other impurities. Generally speaking, you'll be unconscious within a minute or so, and if you're positioned so that it doesn't all just leak out at that point you're likely to die of alcohol poisoning without having to deal with all the nasty side effects.

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>>4917939
But dying is such a hassle, OP.

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[Anonymous No.]

if you're bored of life then why the fuck would you want to die? the only reason its boring is because you have let it. when you die its all over, theres nothing. why do people want to die?

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>>4920052

That's the sales pitch.

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>>4920090
Because, Life-------nothing
Life = troublesome
Life < nothingess
Now you know.

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>>4920090
Well everyone dies eventually, if life isn't worth living then you can reach the inevitable end sooner rather than later. Every passing second brings you one second closer to death anyway

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>>4920088
>glock

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>>4920157
Erm, not saying I'm encouraging anyone to suicide, just explaining the suicidal mindset in a logical way.