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4904089 No.4904089 [Reply] [Original]

Shiki here.
Contrary to popular belief, I'm actually not the world's biggest bitch.
I'll consider sending you to heaven if you can name one good thing you've done for society.

>> No.4904093

I have given food to the poor.

Can you be my bitch now?

>> No.4904095
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4904095

>RP

Reported.

>> No.4904098

Reporting roleplay threads

>> No.4904099

I fapped to you countless times eiki-sama, can I go to heaven?

>> No.4904103

>>4904095
you are too tiny to be the law

>> No.4904104
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Well, not THIS world's biggest bitch.

>> No.4904112

I had a dream about Shiki last night. It was nonsense but she was in it. What the hell have you done to me /jp/?

>> No.4904114

>>4904112
Why don't you tell us what it was

>> No.4904115

youre pretty gutsy

>> No.4904120

>>4904112
Surprisingly Eiki was in my dream like 2 days ago. I woke up as happy man.

>> No.4904124

The only touhou I would bend over and rape.

Cheating whore.

>> No.4904140

E~ki-Sama! I told all of my friends that your name is Shikieiki Yamadanadu, I can go to heaven, right?

>> No.4904149

I haven't killed anyone, and god knows the temptation is there.

>> No.4904152

>>4904124
>cheating whore
WAT

>> No.4904154

i will kill myself

>> No.4904156
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>>4904140
No you can't.

>> No.4904160

>you can go to heaven
YAMA-XANA-DOOOO!
... I can't go to heaven anymore, can I?

>> No.4904165

>>4904124
How is she a cheating whore?

>> No.4904167

>>4904156
>>4904156

E~ki-Sama! I pleasured myself to dirty pictures of you so many times I've lost count, can I go to heaven!?

>> No.4904168

Reporting a roleplay thread

>> No.4904173

I've given a little girl a little daughter.
She was so happy she cried.

>> No.4904186

>>4904167
you may~

>> No.4904193

>one good thing you've done
Okay...
>for society.
not that shit again.

>> No.4904207

>>4904173
So~ happy~

>> No.4904209

I am the bone of my sword.

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>>4904209

>> No.4904802
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I invented loli

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>>4904802
Oh really?

>> No.4904826

I beat up a gypsy. Isn't that a good thing?

>> No.4904829
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best thread on /jp/

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>>4904112
>>4904120
I never have dreams about touhous, the only dreams I have is of me being chased endlessly and then falling off a cliff into a pit of some annoying sorts

>> No.4904885

>>4904866
Eiki played an important role in the dream though... I don't remember what.

>> No.4904900

I help children, does that count?

>> No.4904907

>>4904900
In the wrong ways? No.

>> No.4904918

i once broke a dudes wrist for stealing five bucks from me

>> No.4904982

>>4904907
Wrong ways?

>> No.4904990

>>4904982
You know....

>> No.4904992

>>4904982
You help them achieve sexual satisfaction.

>> No.4904996

>>4904990
Sorry, I'm a moralfag in real life.

>> No.4905017

>>4904996
If you mean you're just not attracted to kids, then okay.

If it means you are also opposed to stuff like incest or whatever, or age gaps in relationships, then kill yourself.

>> No.4905036

>>4905017
Don't really mind about the latter, you want to be in a relationship, go ahead.

>> No.4905359

Enma has tried to contact you, hes asking why the hell you went AWOL with a part of his hell.
Not to mention where is the nine other Yama's, I want a proper trial.

>> No.4905370

>>4905017
>moralfags suck if they oppose incest

We really have become /b/!

>> No.4905372

i don't want to hurt people, is it a good thing ?

>> No.4905376

>>4905359
Isn't better just to deal with Eiki? She's much nicer than the other Yamas.

>> No.4905458

>>4905376

Well it will be jugded based on things only SHE thinks is important. Of course she is generally a good person, but seeing as she was once mortal and of our world she will have her biases.

>> No.4905470

>>4905370
>We really have become /b/!
Oh please, like you have been here long enough to notice any change.

>> No.4905495

I uhh.... Aiiii uuuuhhh.... I dont really care to go to heaven.
Hell is pretty sweet you know? There is hell ravens, dead man-carry cats, lil-sisters, big sisters, booze, aid's controllin spiders, girls in buckets... nazis...
Everything totally awesome! But i did give 2 euros to charity...about 3 years ago! Mwhahahahaaa!

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Hey- Hey Yamada! Is this mirror of the soul yours?

>> No.4905582

>>4905495
Dude, that was a joke.
Read Dante's inferno, that's how hell really looks like.

>> No.4905584

Do you jugde suicide harshly?
What do you do with stillborn children?
Shouldnt you be checking up on Komachi?
Does Reimu have that bad Karma?
What do you think about Buddhism?

>> No.4905593

>>4905582
Christianity is a joke as a religion.

>> No.4905594

>>4905582
Not in Japanese myth, still sucks.
Especially if Wanyuudou drags you to Kakuri.
Be imaginative, what do you really fear?

>> No.4905598

>>4905594
>what do you really fear?

Living a "normal" average life in present day society.

>> No.4905606

>>4905582
Bleh, im not christian. I worship ZUN. I know where i'll go when i die.

>> No.4905608

>>4905598
That can still be twisted many ways...

Most of it is Oni's kicking your ass, pouring molten gold down your throat, all kinds of painfull shit.

>> No.4905609

>>4905593
The inferno pictured in Divine Comedy is pretty much universal for all religions. It's generally identical in all of them: bad place with demons and torture.
Maybe except for buddhism, but even dead religion like the greek and nordic ones have that kind of hell.

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>>4905598
Me too.
Brofist!

>> No.4905614

>>4905608
sexy.... *droool*

>> No.4905620

>>4905614
>*roleplay*
get out.

>> No.4905625

>>4905608
As opposed to working 9 to 5, 5 days a week, sometimes more and even on weekends all so I can keep "living"?
Trade one hell for another, it's all hell and torment anyway. The reason they call it eternal is cause it's always present no matter where you are.

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>>4905612

>> No.4905631

>>4905620
Im just trying to express enticement.

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>> No.4905637

>>4905631
Get the FUCK out

>> No.4905640

>>4905609
>Buddhism

Narakas count.

Anyway, at least I'd get to meet Datsue-ba and rape her. Surely she'll be a cute girl, right?

>> No.4905648

>>4905637
You are so mean... Please tell me im a bad boy, yeeah...

>> No.4905650

Well...
What would you consider a good thing for society? "For society" for me implys that I've had to have done something which effects my entire society, directly.

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>>4905650
>society

>> No.4905663

Why society? I would think you'd be more interested in the world or nature rather then a bunch of silly humans prattling about their meaningless existence shiki-sama.

>> No.4905665

>>4905650
Shut the fuck up

>> No.4905669

>>4905663
That's her job.

>> No.4905676

>>4905658
>>4905665
Why so mad?

>> No.4905677

>>4905669
Oh right, i guess no one's happy with their jobs.

>> No.4905683

>>4905677
I love to sit on my ass!

>> No.4905694

>>4905677
Gensokyo has lots of people who like their jobs.

>> No.4905700

>>4905694
The majority have jobs?

>> No.4905708

I did an educational play for school kids, teaching them about the second world war.

>> No.4905710

>>4905700
No. However, the majority of those that do have jobs enjoy them.

>> No.4905713

>>4905710
Which is what? 3/5?

>> No.4905717

>>4905700
yeeaa... Eirin is doctor, Marisa is thief, Aya is a slut, Orin is necrophiliac... You know the list...

>> No.4905722

>>4905717
You need to look up the definition of a job I think.

>> No.4905734

>>4905722
Y sayin being slut is not a job? Well i be the pimp.

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>>4905717
REPORTER.
Aya is a REPORTER.

>> No.4905742

Well I did good things to society in the past, many things actually. But then I learned that dedicating yourself to society is just a waste of time and something unfair to your own self, just enjoy the only life you have, I don't care if I'm not helping society.

>> No.4905743

>>4905734
It's not, a prostitute maybe, slut no.

>>4905735
Suppose that counts, since she's working for herself and all, but I do wonder if she does it for the reporting of for the voyeur pics, really.

>> No.4905744

I killed a worthless neet the other day

>> No.4905749

>>4905744
Shiki-sama does not approve of suicide.

>> No.4905758
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>>4905743
A little from column A, a little from column B. The subscribers like risque shots, so risque shots I take.

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>>4905749
OH SSSSNAA-P

>> No.4905772

>>4905758
>subscribers

Seriously?

>> No.4905773
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>>4905749
Actually I can't recall this being stated anywhere. There is a doujin where Komachi tells Cirno not to kill herself and to give life a chance but nothing on it being against any rules.

>> No.4905779

>>4905773
>doujin
It doesn't matters what is said in doujins or not.

Komachi talked about suicide in PoFV.

>> No.4905783

>>4904089
So, I fapped to you Shiki, can I still got o heaven?

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>>4905772
Yeah. Reporting is my life, but reporting on stuff no one will buy doesn't put food on the table.

>> No.4905786

>>4905773
>>4905779

So I can go to heaven if I kill myself? I love you shiki-sama~

>> No.4905790

>>4905779
Komachi would probably want you not to kill yourself because she had more work to do then.

>> No.4905791

>>4905779
Oh. Great. Now this will become a "canon vs fanon" thread.

>> No.4905794

>>4905790
Komachi hates NEETs and hikkis in general. This is canon.

>> No.4905799

>>4905784
>reporting on stuff no one will buy doesn't put food on the table.

Now I understand why you've been getting so thin lately Aya, poor girl.

>> No.4905801

>>4905786
>>4905790
No. If you have played the games you would know that suicide is not a good end for one's soul. Now go play some PoFV.

>>4905791
It's better than most of /jp/ right now.

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>>4905786
But if you love her you should go to hell

>> No.4906301

>>4906279
Shiki-sama's lap is hell?

>> No.4906301,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why did the thread disappear? The maid didn't delete it, then why... ;_;

>> No.4906301,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>4906301,1
>The maid didn't delete it, then why... ;_;
How do you know that?

>> No.4906301,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>4906301,2
Isn't it obvious? Maid knows about /ghost/, you know.

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