/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

[Anonymous No.]

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You missed /new/ by a lot but so true its funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>Department of Transportation

[Anonymous No.]

>potholes everywhere
>lost/delayed mail
>shitty schools filled with retards that grow up to be criminals

you were saying?

sage, leave this shitty copypasta in /new/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fascinating tale comrade

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

So fucking saved.

I think even a right wing fringe lunatic would be able to spot the hypocrisy here if you read it to them slowly and explained all the big words.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>4873877
Sup American /new/s user. Yout tax dollars just paid for my 1/4 KOS-MOS figure that came in the mail today. Bonus: I also paid some Corean to airbrush it for me, and it looks wonderful. I am now going to remove my pants and masturbate furiously.

God bless America!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874906
You're going to rub your little baby penis?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think my house would be pillaged and burned to the ground, regardless of whether there are policemen around or not.
For one thing, I live in a 90 square meters apartment. Then there's this little thing about me not owning anything valuable aside from the small LCD monitor from which I'm reading this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported.
Christ. How is this related to us in any fucking way?

[GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 No.]

>>4874937

Your life isn't related to the world, but you keep living in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad the agenda isn't to provide healthcare, it's to force insurance onto citizens. Healthcare doesn't change at all.

Any discussion with pharmaceutical providers and medical staff come to a brick wall within minutes.

[citation needed]

Sage because I actually like /jp/ despite the rampant image dumping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874967
Yeah. People need to remember that having health insurance isn't the same as having health care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4874967
>Healthcare doesn't change at all.

Please read the changes before saying something so amazingly stupid.

Don't get me wrong, it sure as fuck isn't perfect. But "Healthcare doesn't change at all"? Really? Have you done ANY research?