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4869052 No.4869052 [Reply] [Original]

I wish to masturbate by rubbing my penis on the soft inner walls of Iori's vagina.

>> No.4869062

/jp/, you've just realized that sex is basically two people using each other to masturbate.

>> No.4869069

>>4869062
well shit....

>> No.4869070

I think a nice titfuck would be much better.

>> No.4869074

The more important issue here is why you would pass up using her forehead.

>> No.4869088

>>4869074
Her forehead would be a little hard wouldn't it? I might bruise myself before I start feeling good. Her chest is much better.

>> No.4869125

You could lube her forehead first, then rub your penis in it. Just like I always fantasized.

>> No.4869478
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4869478

We need more Iori

>> No.4869756
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4869756

I wish to annoy Iori by kissing her on the forehead when she wants to be kissed on the lips.

>> No.4869849
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But I'm a man.

>> No.4869882

>>4869849
Iori is a homosexual. Homosexual are not true men.

>> No.4869913

>>4869062
I already knew this. Also, some people reading may think this is a joke, but just think and you'll realize it's completely true.

>> No.4870016

>>4869849
Iori Yagami
>Yagami
>Imagay

>> No.4870022

>>4869125
This

>> No.4870031
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>>4870016

>> No.4870043
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4870043

somebody say iori?

>> No.4870062

>>4870043
STOP RUINING MY FANTASIES

>> No.4870071

>>4870043
Speaking of stupid assholes who still turn out to be pretty decent guys, Jiminez is still the best NPC I've come across in Strange Journey.

Still only just before the boss of Sector Carina, though.

>> No.4870144

>>4869882
Iori is just FABULOUS.

>> No.4870252
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4870252

Iori will cut the faggotry

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4870265

I like how she and Azusa have red eyes.

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>> No.4870277
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4870277

I heard this was an Iori thread so I'm posting some Iori in it.

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>> No.4870374

>>4869052
You know, I'm not so terrified about sex thinking about it that way.

>> No.4870401
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にひひ

>> No.4870411

>>4869052

If you were slow and careful enough, and she were properly excited, I think you could do so with no damage.

>> No.4870428
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>> No.4870443
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4870443

Bangs?

>> No.4870742
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4870742

Wow Nico's going high quality.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9377758

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>>4870742
Had to edit my post down to almost nothing. I don't know what wasn't allowed to be posted. All sorts of confused.

>> No.4870764

>>4870742
Hi 2009.

>> No.4870767
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Iori will let you cum in her butt

>> No.4870770
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>> No.4870786

I just want to hold her hand.

So lonely...

>> No.4870791

On the forehead. Forehead friction. Forehead friction is my Everest. I must.

>> No.4870798

>>4869052

>I wish to masturbate by rubbing my penis on the soft inner walls of Iori's vagina.

It's callex having sex, bro.

>> No.4870839
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>>4870791
I don't see the appeal. You can get better from feet thighs and armpits.

>> No.4870841
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>> No.4870844

>>4870798
That's preposterous.
Please take that back.

>> No.4870861

>>4870798
Its not sex if she just lays there like a cold dead fish

>> No.4870862

>>4870839
Just imagine her fidgeting, little noises, while she tries to look through her brows at your meat obelisk as it rubs against her forehead. Eventually when you cum, you splatter thick mayo on her forehead. She rushes to keep the sauce from running down her face. BUT! you quickly grab her hands to prevent her as the semen bleeds down her face, into her eyes, sliding down her nose eventually onto her lips.

Shit.

>> No.4870884

>>4870767
/r/ing doujin of Iori having to go sing with semen leaking out of her ass and dripping on the stage

>> No.4870885

>>4870862
New meaning to the word "headbanging"

>> No.4870891

>>4870862
Fuck you, I got a boner.

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>>4870861
That's my fetish.

>> No.4870906

>>4870904
Apathy?

>> No.4870938

>>4870904
"No, no, MISAKA is cumming" says MISAKA in a heated voice.

>> No.4870953
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>>4870862

>> No.4871001

>>4870938
As if MISAKA even has a heated voice to begin with.

>> No.4871055
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4871055

Hmm, white

>> No.4871165
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A Mami appears

>> No.4871181
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>> No.4871340

By masturbating, you're tricking your body into believing you've had sex thousands of times.

>> No.4871402

>>4871340

Does that have any effect? Like, when you ejaculate, are chemicals released into your brain to help prepare you for raising children?

Some people say they feel smarter when they abstain so you never know!

>> No.4871407

>>4871402
I feel smarter, but I can't think as clearly, so it's exactly like being drunk while using crystal meth.

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She's staring at you .... FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.4874790

>>4869062
Is sex really two people using each other to masturbate? Or is masturbation one person having simulated sex with themselves?

>> No.4874821

>>4874790
Sex is attempting to procreate.
Sex feels good because it makes babies.
Masturbating is tricking your body into thinking it is mating.

>> No.4874898

>>4874790
>philsoraptor.jpeg

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>> No.4876071

>>4874790

Wanko to Kurasou, etc.

>> No.4876081

I'd rather rub my penis between her thighs, pressing against her vagina over her bloomers until I ejaculate. I think that'd be real nice.

>> No.4876098 [DELETED] 

>>4876081
And her bloomers would become damn and she'd quiver everytime I thrust. Yes. That would be very nice.

>> No.4876105

>>4876081
And her bloomers would become damp and she'd quiver everytime I thrust. Yes. That would be very nice.

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