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4868114 No.4868114 [Reply] [Original]

When should one say: ''I'm too old for this shit,I'm going to look for a job''? how old are you /jp/?.

>> No.4868120

Never

>> No.4868126

Never.

>> No.4868132

Never.

>> No.4868134

I'd rather die. Reality is a terrible thing.

>> No.4868136

>>4868134
Agreed.

>> No.4868142

If by look for a job you mean kill myself then I'd say I have about 4 years left.

>> No.4868149

It's not really "I'm too old, I need to get a job", it's more like, "Oh Jesus fuck I need to eat or else I'm going to die before robot waifus are a reality".

>> No.4868150

19 should be the magic number. By then you've spent a whole year "resting" from the trials of sometimes-going to high school and barely passing. You have no excuse to still be sitting on your ass, and damned if your dumb ass is ever going to actually do a good job with the housework.

You're supposed to handwash the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher, numbnuts. Don't just put them away when they come out dirty, either.

>> No.4868153

You should never say such a thing.

Like >>4868134
said, reality is a terrible thing.

>> No.4868163

>>4868150

Oh no, what are you saying? You don't utter the "w word" in this place.

>> No.4868175

Looks like a band of malcontent miscreants.

Join me and I will forge an ideal world out from the ashes of the world of lies and decadence!

>> No.4868178

Never
If I become really desperate, I'll become a meido for one of you, in exchange for food and shelter

>> No.4868184

>>4868150
What kind of housework are you talking about here? I love cooking and cleaning.

>> No.4868186

>>4868175
Can I do this without leaving my room?

>> No.4868188

>>4868178
Actually, this might be a good option for a lot of us. Get hired by some rich ojou-sama and live in her house as her combat butler/maid.

>> No.4868196

>>4868188
I'm not too good at combat.

>> No.4868201

>>4868188
First we have to find some rich ojou-samas
I don't think there are many on /jp/, certainly not enough for us all

Though if she has a big house, we could share, I guess.

>> No.4868206

I'm 20, I said to myself one day "I'm tired, I'm going on an adventure" and since then I've been in university.

>> No.4868207

>>4868178
I'm dreaming about guy willing to come to my maido.

>> No.4868208
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4868208

I've got plenty of time to worry about that.

>> No.4868215

>>4868208
You had to go and post that.

>> No.4868217

Never. I'm 20 years old.

>> No.4868221

>>4868201
I'm the gatekeeper!

>> No.4868229

>>4868184

I'm a clean-freak hikki too. It's the ones that piss in bottles that bother me.

You're all disgusting and your parents wish you would hurry up and die.

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>>4868208

>> No.4868243
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>>4868229
So what till you say when you see my apartment?

>> No.4868249

>>4868229
You're just jealous that we're more efficient than you are.

>> No.4868254

>>4868229
Glad you reminded. I need to empty my peebottles now while the house is empty.

>> No.4868256

>>4868249
True efficiency can only be obtained through pissing in one's mouth. That way you recycle the fluid. It takes a true master to not spill a drop.

>> No.4868277

>>4868256
Oh my god... i hope that you are not serious.

>> No.4868279

>>4868243
That's one impressive stack behind that right monitor.

>> No.4868283
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4868283

Currently in college scraping by with a worthless major (Biology).

One more year until my scholarship funding is cut, then I either get a job or kill myself. I have no family to sponge off of as a NEET.

>> No.4868285

>>4868277
What's wrong with that? Piss is sterile if you don't let it touch open air.

>> No.4868292

>>4868283

Get a rich girlfriend.

>> No.4868293

>>4868277
He's not serious, or a dumb faggot. True efficiency is obtained by shitting into one's mouth, not only pissing.

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4868299

>>4868283
Way ahead of you bro, I dropped out last year and my student loans are piling up. I already made a deal with a friend to borrow a gun to kill myself with then he could claim I stole it from him and get it back from the police.

>> No.4868304

>>4868299
I sure wish I had a gun. I've gotta get creative.

>> No.4868306

I've had a job for the past few years. I really want to go back by now.

>> No.4868309

>>4868283
Clannad is such a good way to make you think about your future. Look at Tomoya. He slacked off throughout the entirety of high school and didn't even plan for his future nor planned on going to college. And yet he got a job, started to support himself and his wife, and later on his daughter. The fact is, all you gotta do is get a job, gain experience, and gradually apply for better jobs as you pad your resumé. So don't despair Anon.

PS: I'd kill to have Maeda write an After After Story featured Ushio in high school.

>> No.4868314

>>4868299
That's a really nice friend. Most people would just whine at you to stay alive even when you clearly don't want to.

>> No.4868315

I've been saying ''I'm too old for this shit, I'm going to look for a job'' to myself every day for about 3 years but I've always decided to look for that job tomorrow. ;_;

>> No.4868328

>>4868309
Tomoya had motivation in the form of Nagisa. He would have continued being a slacker or killed himself otherwise.

>> No.4868334

>>4868309
You're basing your reasoning off of fiction; life isn't that easy for a complete fuckup.

>> No.4868339

>>4868304

There's nothing creative about throwing yourself off a building. Although a lot of places limit access to their roofs, so actually getting there might take a crowbar.

If you're gonna kill yourself, at least troll someone while you're at it. Suppose you hated your parents, you could write a suicide letter that reads "If only my mother would've approved of my hispanic girlfriend..."

>> No.4868340

>>4868243
Get a maid.

>> No.4868343

>>4868309

You need to get a waifu to get motivated, like Tomoya did.

But, you know, 3d pig disgusting.

>> No.4868350

Committing obvious suicide is fucking stupid, just get into a fatal "accident"

>> No.4868354

>>4868328
>>4868334
Based on Tomoya's character, he would have done ANYTHING to get away from his father after high school, and remember that he also wanted to move away from that city. He would have found some way to survive, even without Nagisa.

>> No.4868356

Probably when I get sick of it. But, considering I've liked animu and animu related shit since I was like 10 (20 now) I don't see it happening any time soon.

Anyway, I'm in college getting a shit-tier degree (liberal arts) then I'm off to crappy law school, probably. I have a job at a department store-minimum wage shit-and couldn't imagine do anything so mind-numbingly fucking boring and shitty for 8 hours a day 5 days a week for the rest of my life.

Seriously, I'd rather blow my brains out. Assuming my students loans are about to crush me, or my family stops supporting me, I might just do so.

>> No.4868369

>>4868350

It's not like you'll be around any more to mourn how "stupidly obvious" your suicide was if you do it right.

>> No.4868376

>>4868309
>wife
>motivation

real life isn't some cutesy fairytale where you find someone special and they actually stick with you while you work to support them. they leave you, and you get sucked back down the drain and become a loser again.

believe me, that's where i was 6 months ago and he left me as i got my shit together.

>> No.4868384

>>4868376

I'll hire you as a maid.

>> No.4868385

>>4868114
19 man, shit sad...
I actually don't plan on stopping watching anime.
I'll just do it during vacations or maybe an hour during weekends.

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>>4868354
Sounds like a great way to live.

>> No.4868406

>>4868389
He only says that because he knows what love is. If he didn't know love, then he would have just gone on living.

>> No.4868409

>>4868376
>he
Well gay relationships aren't the most stable of the bunch. You're lucky he didn't have sex with 100 people without telling you and got aids. Actually you might want to get tested for aids anyway.

>> No.4868417

I'm 19, dropped out of high school, never have had a job nor have I attended college. I'm convinced I'll end up killing myself somewhere down the road.

>> No.4868428

>>4868417
>I'm convinced I'll end up killing myself somewhere down the road.

You've done this shit for 1 year, buddy. Most people like yourself wait until they're 55 to finally go through with it.

>> No.4868436

>>4868428
Notice how I said "somewhere down the road", suggesting that it probably isn't going to be any time soon.

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4868453

>>4868409
okay, for /jp/'s sake let's pretend i am a gay guy and not a female. i think i would have preferred it if he cheated and felt bad about it, but it's like i never existed.

i will get tested for AIDS though, thanks for your concern anon.

>> No.4868467

For anyone thinking about suicide, just join the military.

>> No.4868468

>>4868453
>okay, for /jp/'s sake let's pretend i am a gay
But you're not pretending at all!

>> No.4868470

>>4868467

Jobcorps would be even better. No physical requirements, and they won't throw you into the frontlines just because you're a talentless fuckup.

Although you have to be under 25...

>> No.4868471

>>4868453
If you're going to pretend to be a girl on /jp/ at least capitalize your I's. I can't masturbate to a trap who doesn't capitalize his I's.

>> No.4868473

>>4868467
There are too many things wrong with me physically for them to accept me.

>> No.4868475
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>>4868468
you'll never know for sure now, will you?

>> No.4868515

>>4868417
Fuck it. Just continue doing what you like and leech off of society.

>> No.4868517

>>4868473
Bull Fucking Shit. They'll take anyone and everyone, just depends on where they put you.

>> No.4868545

>>4868517
Not anymore. They are actually meeting their quota and getting better recruits because of how shitty the economy is. Besides they treat you like shit and I would imagine most /jp/sies wouldn't survive basic training.

>> No.4868557

How many of you guys are actual NEETs? I just need to know that I'm not alone.

>> No.4868565
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4868565

I'm fortunate enough to be relatively wealthy, I'd take one or more of you in and feed you and shelter you and even provide you with a spare computer to lurk /jp/.

In return: you must work in my home as a maid. Maid uniforms will be mandatory, you must keep shaven from face to toe, female hormone treatment (if necessary) will be paid for, but must be purchased in your name. You will be taught how to cook and clean at no charge, I am a believer in discipline, so there will be "punishment" for failures in the course of training.

>> No.4868567

>>4868557
/jp/ is overflowing with normalfags these days, I'm pretty sure we're the extreme minority.

>> No.4868571

>>4868545
They treat you like shit so that you can get through basic training and teach you the chain of command.

Either way, a volunteer army is always going to want moar lackeys.

>> No.4868579

>>4868517
I have flat feet so I can't march and I can't see shit without my glasses so I'm a liability in combat if I lose them. Believe me, I already tried the military route, they meet their quotas so they can be picky with who they choose.

>> No.4868582

>>4868557
Here, i'm going to be hungry this month.

>> No.4868587

>>4868565
If you're seriously looking, you may as well post a general area so not to get people's hopes up

>> No.4868593

>>4868582

I'm a non-NEET in every way and I'm still starving.

I'd have more money and Financial Aid if I were in welfare.

>> No.4868605

>>4868593
No one asked you about your situation.

>> No.4868614

>>4868605

No one asked you for your opinion.

BOO-YAH!

>> No.4868622

>>4868614
He didn't give his opinion
It's quite clearly a FACT that you were never asked.

>> No.4868628

>>4868622

That my situation was unwanted is an OPINION, which was his intended message.

>> No.4868629

>>4868579
Then you go somewhere where they're not meeting their quotas.

And seriously, join the navy at the very least. Spend all your time on a ship; no combat, no marching.

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>>4868587
And if you're seriously interested, you should probably go ahead and post some pictures of yourself in some kneesocks/thigh-highs and panties

>> No.4868634

>>4868629
How do I man up enough to pass Basic training?

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4868637

Man, now that I think about it, I'm almost 24. I guess jp's demise is a good moment to finally try to move on. I've had a crappy job for 2 years now though, so not much is going to change.

>> No.4868644

>>4868634

Start jogging. From what I can tell, the biggest dick that they'll shove up your ass is the daily routine of waking up at 5:00 AM and marching for a mile or so.

>> No.4868653

>>4868557
NEET/hikki here. going on four years now.

>> No.4868654

>>4868565
>must be purchased in your name
???

>> No.4868659

>>4868654

He thinks that buying estrogen pills in bulk is somehow more embarrassing than having a harem that's obviously filled with men in maid costumes.

>> No.4868663

I like how for a place that claims to be full of NEETs a common career choice of all things is in the military, what?

>> No.4868667
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>>4868654
as in, purchased under your name on a credit card/debit/etc

I'd prefer that kind of purchase not be on my record, and otherwise it might look like I was keeping slaves.... which I guess I would be, in a way.

>> No.4868668

>>4868663

The military is a last-ditch effort for fuckups with no talent or education. What, did you think we were all cool enough to be janitors?

>> No.4868670

>>4868634
If you want to make it easier at the get go, do what >>4868644 says, along with other forms of regular exercise daily for about a month before you sign up. Even longer would be better, but really, you're not going to push yourself as hard as they'll push you in basic, so you won't be ready no matter how long you try.

>> No.4868673

>>4868565
If you're serious, tell me where you live.
By the way, I'm a muscular 6 and a half foot tall white man with extremely bold facial features and a rigid jawline.

And I'll do it.

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4868676

>>4868659
guffaw'd. thanks for that, first legitimate laugh in a while.

>> No.4868677

23 and have yet to have a job. Its not for a lack of trying though, I've applied to 40-50 different places since I was 19. Only 4 have ever called me in for an interview... I think i am doing something wrong.

>> No.4868680

>>4868668

And thus the problem is created.

>> No.4868690

>>4868673
A perfectly good body is wasted on you.

>> No.4868691
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>>4868676
>>4868659
Don't you have a football game to be talking about in /sp/ or something?

>> No.4868697

>>4868677
never wait for them to call you. call them, borderline harass them for the job. show up and try to talk to the manager whenever you can. even after an interview call them and ask them if their done their interviews. keep bugging them. once they see that your serious about getting the job they'll hire you.

>> No.4868699

>>4868659
Having a harem of any kind is pretty impressive, homosexual or otherwise.

>> No.4868702

>>4868690
I went 11-0 in amateur cruiserweight before I went over the weight limit, I also powerlift.

How would you use my physique so that it wouldn't be wasted?

>> No.4868711

>>4868673
You'd have better luck in the military. If >>4868565 is serious (which I seriously doubt, but still) then anyone who wants to do it has no idea what they'd be getting themselves into. At least do a little research on human trafficking and modern sexual slavery, first, geez.

>> No.4868720

>>4868711
But I'm Kamen no Maidguy, not Guile.

>> No.4868722

>>4868702

Wal-Mart stocker. Really, a lot of factories and distribution centers could use some good meat.

>> No.4868723

>>4868691
>laughing at traps
>being a jock

wat

>> No.4868732

>>4868722
Feels bad man, I can't help but feel you've become my least favorite poster.

>> No.4868736

>>4868711

Ironic, you talk about "no idea what they'd be getting themselves into" as a con to human trafficking but then recommend the military.

>> No.4868740

>>4868711
I'd willingly become a slave if I was owned by an attractive wealthy woman. I just want some sort of purpose in my life. ;_;

>> No.4868742

>>4868732

Then you've never met Decepticunt. Or much of anyone from /v/, /r9k/, or /cgl/.

I was giving real advice. I don't think you understand just how much a stocker can make, especially if they have a union.

>> No.4868745

>>4868742
Why the fuck would I got to any of those shithole boards?

>> No.4868751

>>4868736
At least in the military you get minimum wage in addition to wearing snazzy outfits.

>> No.4868752

Biganon here, I'm not this guy.
>>4868740

>> No.4868753

>>4868745

Because /jp/ is a shithole board.

Don't pretend that this is the only one you go to.

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>>4868711
Human trafficking and slavery? It's not like I'm talking about putting a roofie in their scotch and shanghai-ing them off to China to work in a shoe factory.

We're talking about something a great number of /jp/ers (if not the majority) have fantasized about for years

>> No.4868763

>>4868742
you were cool until you mentioned /r9k/.

>> No.4868766

You guys seem so pathetic that you must even do some effort to look so pathetic. Really.

>> No.4868770

>>4868740
Finding stuff on modern slavery is not hard; it's happening all over the world.

>> No.4868771

>>4868763

/v/ has more /b/ shit, and /cgl/ has more womyn and normalfags. Don't see how you'd hate /baww9k/ the most aside from it mirroring /jp/.

>> No.4868781

>>4868763
R9k wasn't always the dismal place it is now. At the least Classic Criminal made quite a few insightful threads on that otherwise shitty board.

>> No.4868785

>>4868751

Sounds like a Filipino maid working in Singapore to me.

>> No.4868789

>>4868759
>We're talking about something a great number of /jp/ers (if not the majority) have fantasized about for years
>fantasized

And that's the key word. Fantasies are glorified and one who fantasizes never thinks of the really bad stuff, stuff that would make your stomach churn. Who wouldn't want a life of fantasy if it was possible?

>> No.4868791

>>4868771
R9k hasn't been decent in months, it's basically a slower version of /b/ now.

>> No.4868792

>>4868771
aside from the fact that they hate us for no reason. have you missed the threads about how sick /jp/ is? they all get together and circlejerk about how bad we are so they feel better about themselves.

>> No.4868803

>>4868792

...they circlejerk about how shitty /mu/ is. Either way, you shouldn't get all protective over a damn image board. That's no reason to hate the robot.

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>>4868803
i guess you haven't seen the threads then.

i'm protective about /jp/ because i feel like i belong here, a feeling i don't get from any other board. problem, tripfag?

>> No.4868831

>>4868792
>they all get together and circlejerk about how bad we are
Hahahahaha. I remember those. They are really merciless when it comes to insulting us.

>> No.4868832

>>4868770
Becoming a slave would not be hard.
Becoming a slave of an attractive wealthy women, would.

>> No.4868839

>>4868822

I've seen plenty of "what's the shittiest board on 4chan?" threads on there. It's pretty unanimous that it's /mu/. /jp/ gets as many votes as /a/, so that's why I don't see where you're getting all this from.

And I don't really care that you dislike the board, just your reasons for it.

Bitch about /co/ or /tg/ and that might strike a nerve.

>> No.4868843

fuck this shit bitches, I'm going to Africa.

>> No.4868844

>>4868822
I know that feeling. It's a shame little shits from other boards come here with the intent to ruin this board.

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4868846

There's plenty of reason to hate /r9k/

They're the whole reason /adv/ was created, A board so filled with normalfag teenagers with their problems and their tears and angst (faggoty behavior people have come to 4chan for years to get away from) is enough to dismiss that board as nothing but a trash bin of human detritus.

>>4868789
There's plenty of living examples that living the life of a trap is quite attainable.

>> No.4868849

When I'm done with my education, which will be awhile since I'm going for a PhD so I won't have to enter the real world for another 5 or so years. Even then I'm not going to give up eroge or lolis, if that's what you mean by "too old for this shit."

>> No.4868854

>>4868846
>They're the whole reason /adv/ was created

moot made /adv/ because his own ronery request attracted nothing but trolls.

>> No.4868861

>>4868846
>living the life of a trap is quite attainable

Yeah, because some traffickers traffic in just traps.

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>>4868854
Delusions are fun.

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>>4868861
What exactly is your point?

>> No.4868907

>>4868881
If you haven't caught it yet: There is nothing good about slavery. Rather, slavery is nothing but pure evil. You hand yourself over to someone who can control you anyway they want, send you anywhere, do anything to you, and you can't do shit, *and* if you complain you're bound to be severely punished, and not just a smack to the face, but pure, unadulterated mind-breaking, soul-crushing torture, which ensures that someone will not disobey again.

No one thinks of these things. No one in a normal, everyday life thinks about how bad slavery is, because they're not exposed to it. When I said stomach churning, I wasn't kidding.

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>>4868907
I think I smell a bitter negro

in any case, I'm talking about voluntary servitude.
They can leave any time they want, if they want to become a normalfag and get a real job. working as a maid is merely to preserve their shut-in lifestyle and fulfill one of their lifelong fantasies. In return I get a warm hole as well as someone else to do the cooking and clean the house.

>> No.4868952

>>4868930
No, this has nothing to do with slavery of the past, though there's also that. I'm talking about modern slavery, especially modern sexual slavery.

And then you mention "voluntary", as if many of the people you would serve would give you this option. Remember, you'd be a slave, completely dependent on your master for food, shelter and protection. Morbid dependency could even set in in certain dire situations. Everyone has a mental line they can't cross before they turn the other direction, but by the time you get to the line, they'll push you over whether you like it or not.

>> No.4868960

>>4868952
Have you been a slave?

>> No.4868967
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>>4868952
Well it's either maid work or the streets for some shut-ins.

>> No.4868976

>>4868960
Thank God no, but I've read enough about it to know at least some of what I'm talking about.

>> No.4868998

>>4868846
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu

>> No.4869309

>>4868976
Ever had a paint-thinner injection, kid?

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