/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Flandre so sexy?

[★☆★Masterspark☆★☆ !!gA+dfDWoIHt No.]

>>4849044
and mr.obvious saves the day

[Anonymous No.]

Because she was drawn that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Flan doesn't work that way

[Anonymous No.]

Because the artist drew her that way.

ZUN at most intended her to be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I fap the most to Flandre...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4849135
We know. You say that a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Little blond girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are shitty vampires so shitty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4849135
no, i fap to flandre the most

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4849192
How often?
One day I fap 5-10 times to Flandre... she is so hot!
I fap a long day for her.....

[Mike No.]

>>4849217
Holy shit, that picture is hot

[Anonymous No.]

The sexiest picture and my current wallpaper (stretched but whatever).

[Anonymous No.]

Well we can do things like this

[Anonymous No.]

and that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

alternatively odd pairings

[Anonymous No.]

she really did kill remilia at the end of that album ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4849372
I fap to this pic VERY often.....

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy Flandre

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Flandre is sexy because she's crazy.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>4849394
yassy, so good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

HAAAAAH
MEIKYUU MEIKYUU MEIKYUU LABYRINTH
MY LOVE
DO YOU KNOW
FLANDRE SCARLET

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4849394

>band aid

Axe wound.

[Anonymous No.]

After remilia's death she took to the path of the slut and alcoholism

[Anonymous No.]

>>4849440
PEDOFAG

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>>4849467
I'd imagine it'd be hard to be a pedo in gensokyo when all the lolis can kick your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/h/

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with Flandre = the best!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what it would feel like to come inside of Flandre.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck yeah, grown Scarlets are the best Scarlets.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported for pedoshit

[­ No.]

where's this from? don't remember seeing it in the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4849812
True!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

They're waiting for your call anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia moans quietly as you thrust up into her, her body rocking back and forth on top of you. As you feel yourself unable to prevent yourself from coming anymore, her wings start to flap spastically. She shudders violently as you cum inside her, and lets out a yelp of pleasure. You begin to relax as Remi leans over on top of you. You feel her cold breath against your neck as she kisses you gently- but suddenly, her icy fingers clamp down around your wrists and pin you to the bed. A searing pain tears through you as she bites down hard, severing the arteries and veins in your neck. You feel the warm gush of your own blood spilling out onto the sheets, and she laps it up eagerly. You look at her grinning face in horror, as it's drenched in your blood. She giggles and whispers to you not to worry, and a sickening sensation grows in your gut as you feel your heart stopping. Strangely though, you aren't dying- Remilia has turned you.

"I'd prefer my toys don't have such a short lifetime," she says brusquely as she rolls off of you. She tosses you your underwear on her way out the door and says "clean yourself up."

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Strangely enough, the pain in your neck starts to melt away shortly after Remilia leaves. Touching the area of the wound gently, you find it mostly healed already. "Maybe this vampire thing isn't so bad," you think as you put your pants back on. As you swing your feet over the edge of the bed to stand, a hand reaches out from under the bed and grabs you by the ankle. "Onee-sama neeeeever shares her toys~" a singsong voice calls. Flandre. She emerges from under the bed snickering mischeviously, her blonde hair a total mess from crawling around on the floor. She stares at you for a moment before cutting right to the chase- "Wrestle with me like you did my sister. That sort of wrestling looks fuuuun," she winks. "erm, uh..." you stutter, at a loss for words. "Flan, sweetie, the- uh... well, it's not exactly wrestling," you tell her as you comb the knots out of her hair with your hand. She blinks innocently and pouts at you. "Yes it is, stupid, it's wrestling!" she insists, backing away from you. You open your mouth to protest but are once again speechless as Flan pulls her panties down around her ankles, and kicks them off at you. "The kind of wresling where I can't wear those... come on! My sister never lets me play like this!"

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You relent, and stand up. "Okay Flan, but you have to keep this a secret, okay?" She nods eagerly. You stand behind her and slowly run your hand up her skirt, taking a deep breath and smelling the fragrance of her hair. She's sopping wet and as you slowly push your fingers into her she starts to tremble. "This feels tingly and funny," she whimpers to you. "That's the point of this sort of wrestling," you tell her. "Can we start now?" she asks timidly. "Sure," you tell her. At once you're suddenly thankful for your newfound immortality as Flan grabs you by the hair and shoulder drops you to the floor with fantastic strength, slamming your head on the ground. She's laughing uproariously as she mounts you and asks you "Is this how I win?"
"Sort of..." you cough weakly. Once you regain your strength, you notice she seems unaware of what to do next. You guide her on exactly how this works, and she's unimaginably tight. Onee-sama really doesn't let her play like this ever. "You're not even fighting back!" Flan complains. "I'll even let you win for a little!" "The maid is surely going to chop me into a thousand pieces for this," you think, as you yank Flan up off the ground and bend her over the bed.

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You lift her skirt up, exposing her naked ass. Flan is none the wiser to what you're about to do until suddenly her eyes go wide and she yelps "WHY THERE?!?!" You ignore her question for the moment and begin to thrust deeply inside of her. She struggles a little at first, but then she seems to be enjoying "losing" just as much as "winning" because she doesn't seem to be putting up much of a fight anymore. Tugging gently on her wings, you feel your orgasm welling up inside of you once again. Flandre starts to touch herself and is completely caught up in the act, bent over with her face in the pillow, moaning."Oh God Flan, I'm gonna cum!" you tell her. As you reach climax in Flan's butt, suddenly the maid is sitting on the edge of the bed and calmly asks you "and what, exactly, might you two be doing?"

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Scared shitless, you fall off of the bed and try to pull your pants back on. "Sakuya! What are you doing here?" Flandre asks. "Ojou-sama sent me in here to clean up the sheets," she says, "but it looks like you two were still working on dirtying them. Was it a mistake for us to give you free reign of the mansion, Miss Flandre?"
"Noooo...~" Flan says, innocent as can be.
"And you, I take it you're the new sla-er, resident of the mansion?" Sakuya says, glancing casually over at you. "Yes, um, ehhh..." You stutter nervously.
"We got to wrestle!" Flan shouts cheerfuly.
"I see that... Flandre, you should go back to your room for now." Sakuya replies.
Flan obediently, but dejectedly, stomps out of the room.
Fearing you're about to be stuck like a pincushion you cringe when Sakuya looks in your direction. "Lady Remilia would not be pleased..." you are about to start apologising profusely but Sakya continues sharply "BUT, Flandre is known to cause trouble around here sometimes, so I think it would be wise in both of your interests for me to refrain from mentioning this to anyone." Relief floods through you. She continues, "However, I do have a favor to ask of you in return. If you could wait for me in the library, I would much appreciate it."

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Flandre to grow up

[Anonymous No.]

Upon arriving in the library, you notice a frumpy looking girl in purple pajamas shuffling about arranging books. Another vampire? No, she certainly looks pale and frail enough to be one, but I don't think she is. She notices your presence and shyly says "Hi" under her breath before scooting away. You sit down and start reading a book at random to kill some time, when suddenly you hear a loud crash followed by the pajama girl shouting "MUKYUUUU~N!" As you run over to see what the fuss is all about, you see that the girl is buried under a pile of books and panting breathlessly. "Holy shit, miss, are you alright?!" you ask. "Yes... Just... get me... out... from under here." she responds between what sounds like asthmatic gasps. You help her out from under the pile and she manages to regain her composure. Unfortunately, she also notices that she's spilled ink all over the front of her pajamas. She summons her familiar who stands there looking at you expectantly. "Well? Will you turn away and give her some privacy?" "Oh! I'm sorry!" You blush as you turn away. After a moment the familiar leaves, and you assume it's safe to turn around. Her face turns bright red when she makes eye contact with you, as she's sitting there in her panties, holding a book over her breasts. "Don't stare! I'm getting new pajamas!" she scolds you. You apologise and there is an awkward moment. "erm... what's your name?" you ask, trying to break the ice. "Patchouli." she says.

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The poor girl is obviously tortured by the fact that her books are laying in a pile on the floor. "They're all out of order!" she bemoans. "I can help you sort them if you want," you tell her, but she immediately refuses- "I have a very specific way of organizing them." Trying fruitlessly to keep herself completely covered, she sets about trying to rearrange the books while at the same time not exposing herself. She fails a few times, but you don't say anything and pretend not to notice. Finally, she realizes she can't do it all herself and calls you into service. "Hold that ladder for me!" she snaps, and begins to climb up to the top levels of the bookshelves. "Keep your eyes down, please."
You obey her, but apparently she is an unimaginable klutz, as she falls off of the ladder and knocks you to the floor, landing on top of you, straddling you. She freezes, turns beet red, and mumbles "mukyun..." under her breath. There is a moment where you're not sure what to do, but then out of nowhere Patchy leans down and kisses you. You close your eyes and kiss her back, and then you hear the maid's voice once again. "Quite the stallion, aren't we?"

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You open your eyes to see Sakuya standing over you. Cradling Patchouli gently you sit back up and before you can talk she begins to explain what sort of "Favor" she had been talking about. "Seeing as how we don't often get such... talented men around here I thought I might have a little romp with you in return for not telling about your little 'wrestling match' with Flan. Looks like Patchy here beat me to you, but don't worry, I can share. I think you'll find my talents quite... impressive."
Your interest arounds, you ask "What sort of tal-" but are cut short as an almost paralyzing wave of pleasure washes over you. "What the hell!?" you gasp. Sakuya grins and licks her lips, explaining "I can freeze time and do things to you that you've only ever dreamed of. Did it feel good?" You nod vigorously, amazed by her prowess.
"Don't be rude, though, leaving Patchy hanging like that." Sakuya grins.

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Focusing your attention back on Patchouli, you lift her up on top of the table and pull her panties off. As she lays spread eagle on the table you pull her to the edge and start vigorously fucking her. Sakuya comes up behind you and begins to nibble on your ear and whisper encouragement. "She says 'Mukyuu' when she comes, too, you know. Go ahead, make her say it." Patchouli is thorougly and utterly out of breath, almost gasping for air. "Are you doing alright?" you ask. "Don't stop" is her breathless reply. As you oblige her, Sakuya again whispers "she's almost there" in your ear. Patchy's face is turning red and she looks like she's about to pass out, but she continues to pant "Don't stop!" After a few more thrusts she spasms and shouts out "MUKYUUUHN!" at the top of her lungs. Taking this as your cue, you spin around and lift Sakuya up off the ground. Her legs lock around your torso and you lift her skirt up and start to thrust into her. She loves every bit of it and tells you not to worry about lasting long enough for her. Moments later she freezes time again and does god knows what to you for however long she desires, and you collapse to the floor, cumming inside the maid. "It might not have been long on your end, but it was a good hour or two for me" Sakuya smiles.

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>>4849854
That story was the best part of thanksgiving
Some good copy pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>4849905
That wouldn't happen. If she froze time and rubbed your dick for 2 hours it would burst into flames from friction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4849967
do not want

[Anonymous No.]

>>4849967
The question becomes does energy transfer while time is stopped? If electrons are not moving how can they transfer energy?

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>>4849967

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>>4849967
Fuck off hag, you don't know anything about penises.

1000 years old and still a virgin? How weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>Moments later she freezes time again and does god knows what to you for however long she desires

This is where I lol'd.

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>>4849975
the answer is MAGIC.

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>>4850014
well if she doesnt transfer energy then the friction wouldnt create heat and your penis would thusly not burst into flames

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>>4849967
Oh, right. I remember that episode of Dexter's Lab too.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how all the fanfics with sex go.

Making it seem like women enjoy sex. What a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850024

Pornography does that too.

Don't blame us, we just follow what people say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850024
Just need magic jazz hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850027
That is what's bad. Porn brainwashes boys/young men into thinking women enjoy sex. They do not.

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>>4850056
Who cares, it's not like we'll ever experience real sex.
And my fetish is seeing women enjoying themselves.
Hey, don't judge me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850066
voyeurism would be a global otaku/jp fetish

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.]

The translation made my dxxk strong like bull

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850066
SICK FUCK

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4850066
Same.

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850094
>dxxk

You're a goddamn idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850066
So you'd rather watch a woman get fucked than being the one fucking her? Hmm......

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>>4850056
how can you say that?
do you know that for a fact?
have you had sex with women?
or isnt it that they dont enjoy sex with you?

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>>4850179
Women do not enjoy sex period.

I should know I watch them all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850170
Not bad

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>>4850198
have you actually had sex?
with an actual woman?
ever?

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>>4850176
fucking is the only way women enjoy themselves

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ japan/fucking women

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850248
>someone from /jp/
>having sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850248
>Sex
>3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850248
I have watched many women engage in coitus and I must say that my tea did floweth from thine mouth whent she began bleeding upon his erect phallus.

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>>4850367
>she began bleeding upon his erect phallus.

I am shocked and appalled.

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>>4850056
>>4850198
Are you saying women aren't cock starving whores who enjoy having dozens of dicks stuffed into all their holes.

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>>4850176
Nah, I never said that.
I meant I enjoy seeing the woman I'm having sex with enjoy herself. Makes me feel awesome.
None of that "I'm so disgusting that the only way I'd have sex with a girl is if I raped her."
Of course, this is all in my head.

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>>4850401
You sound like the type of guy who wouldn't enjoy the sex if she wasn't enjoying it. I commend you, sir.

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>>4850401
>>>/a/

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>>4850396
Yes. That is what I am saying.

Anime, hentai, doujins, fanfics etc have brainwashed you into believing this.

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>>4850441
>>>/a/

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>>4850445
>>4850453
Awwwwwww~ Sound wike wittle Anonymouse can only fantasize about waping women because he is too fat and ugly. Boo hooey hooooooooooooo~

It okay wittle boy.

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>>4850445
At least give me a reason, Anon.
Put some effort into it.

>>4850441
Thank you, good sir.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4850401
>>4850446
I agree wholeheartedly.

[Anonymous No.]

3 minutes and 23 seconds of Remilia fingering Flandre
http://www.mediafire.com/?elvxzcndnoj

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>>4850541
What the fuck.......?

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>>4850679
Your pic makes me wtf more than the fingering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4850707
I must new-start my pc... something is wrong with this file!

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>>4850094

Danbooru is shit.

What exactly does it say?

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>>4850541
requesting banjo fingering powerhouse

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>>4851136
Fuck that.

I am not easymode-ing that again.

[Anonymous No.]

/r/ing >>4849217 again please