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4822618 No.4822618 [Reply] [Original]

What if Umineko were a musical?

>> No.4822624

The real question is why isn't it a musical?

>> No.4822640

It's already a musical.

>> No.4822649

it'd probably be one of those boring European opera style ones.

>> No.4822696

"Oh Desire." Get your tickets while supplies last.

I can imagine the their opening number "Oh Desire~" having all them come together spinning around with their hands reaching out above their heads. "Oh desire! Oh desire! OOOOOOOHHH DESIRE!" and then Battler will be like, "I'M FALLING! UUUUUOOOOOOHHHH"

>> No.4822714

Umineko Episode 1 Musical Show
List of acts:

1-I'm Battler, nice to meet you
2-Weird Family
3-Maria's Rose, where are you?
4-The uu- song ( interactive dance with Rosa and Maria)
5- Beatrice, oh Beatrice ( Kinzo's solo)
6- Get out of my house, get out of my life
7- White Horse
8- Misterious letter, let's cry
9- 6 people are dead and it's your fault(Natsuhi vs Eva interactive dancing fight)
10- More people are dying, the winchester song
11- The kihihihi song
12- 00:00 o'clock, the 'we failed' dance
13- Tea Party(rap version)
14- Nice to meet you, I'm Beatrice
15- Nice to meet you, I'm trolling you ( bern's interactive dance)

>> No.4822711

>>4822696
ok I lol'd

>> No.4822736

>>4822714
>11- The kihihihi song
>13- Tea Party(rap version)

It's glorious!

>> No.4822745
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>>4822714

>15- Nice to meet you, I'm trolling you ( bern's interactive dance)

>> No.4822789

Musical powerlevel maths where?

>> No.4822872

>>4822714
Genious.

>> No.4823041

Umineko Episode 2 Musical Show
List of acts:

1-Visiting the fishes ( the llama song)
2- Tsurupettan
3- I think I love a chair ( Jessica and george interactive dance)
4- Nice to meet you, I'm battler and here we go again
5- Stop hitting me, I just want a candy( the remixed uu- song)
6- I'm fighting a Witch even if I say that She doesn't Exists(The Chessboard Song)
7- Maria's rose, why do you keep disappearing?
8- Black Witch (the slap song)
9- Happy Haloween for Maria (interactive dance between Maria and Battler dressed as Jack O'lantern)
10 - The stake's Song
11- Ojou, your boobs are pressing my back ( the goodbye song Jessica and Kanon version)
12- Sheep and wolves
13- OMG, THERE'S A BODY IN YOUR HOLE! (interactive dance between the servants and Kanon)
14- Can't win my shield (goodbye song George and Shannon song)
15- Drunk guy ( battler's solo)
16- Drop de kid, bring the gold (Maria and rosa interactive dance)
17- Last banquet, try to eat your daughter's head
18- Fight-oh, battler, or I can''t troll you again(bern interactive funk)

>> No.4823071

>>4823041
>18- Fight-oh, battler, or I can''t troll you again(bern interactive funk)
oh shit, i laughed out loud here.

>> No.4823091

>>4822872

well, thank you s2

>> No.4823093

Oh Desire in tune with Rocky Horror Picture Show

>> No.4823100
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>>4822714
>>4823041
Someone needs to start working on the lyrics for these ASAP.

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>>4823041

>> No.4823163
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4823163

Please don't say you are lazy, because you're a stake~

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>>4823041
>9- Happy Haloween for Maria (interactive dance between Maria and Battler dressed as Jack O'lantern)
>18- Fight-oh, battler, or I can''t troll you again(bern interactive funk)

Fucking fund it

>> No.4823501

Umineko Episode 2 Musical Show
>>15- Drunk guy ( battler's solo)

You can't defeat me, evil Witch!
I'll save my stingy relatives from your course!
I may not be so smart, but I know what I can uuse!
I'll turn the chessboard over and defeat you merciless!
BUT IT'S AAAAAALL USELESS, IT'S ALL USELESS!

>> No.4823678

inb4

Umineko Episode 3 Musical Show
>> Troll Face (interactive dance between Beatrice and Battler)

I wanna troll em' like they did em hinamizawa fates
Fold em' let em' hit themselvesm baby stay with me (I love it)
lovegame intuition play the pieces to start

And after he's been trolled i'll play the on that's on hit heart.


Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
i'll get him trapped, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
i'll get him trapped, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my TROLL FACE
(She's got to love nobody)

T-t-t-troll face, t-t-troll face
(Mum mum mum mah)
T-t-t-troll face, t-t-troll face
(Mum mum mum mah)

i wanna support him, a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me

Turn the chessboard over is not the same without you
And baby when it's love if it's not rought it isn't fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
i'll get him trapped, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
i'll get him trapped, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my TROLL FACE

T-t-t-troll face, t-t-troll face
(Mum mum mum mah)
T-t-t-troll face, t-t-troll face
(Mum mum mum mah)

>> No.4823711

I'm waiting for the Umineko Murder Mystery Dinner.

>> No.4823729
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>> No.4823738

>>4823678
Delicious.

>> No.4823746

>>4823678
>>4823041
>>4822714
Continue.

>> No.4823750

>>4823711

Can you figure out who-a-dun-it before dessert (chocolate ganache small bombs)?

>> No.4824742

>>4823746

Oh sorry, I was sleeping. Good day, /jp/ ready for more shows?

>> No.4824762

It'd be the first musical I'd pay to watch.

>> No.4824776

>>4824742
Yes please!

>> No.4824780

>>4824762
You've obvious never heard of friday the 13th the musical.

>> No.4824793

>>4824780
True, I don't get out much.

>> No.4824801

>>4824793

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrDui7xeGv0

>> No.4824808

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DESSSSSSSSSSSSSS-------

IREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.4825058

The ending of the first 4 acts (ep. 1-4) should climax with Umineko Rhapsody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gymBixP5rQU

>> No.4825062

aw i was too late to post "It'd be shit" like in the first thread

>> No.4825115

>>4822618
>Implying Hurricane Yellow was a girl

>> No.4825143
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UUUUUOOOOOOHHHH BEATO!
CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BEATO
JUST GOTTA DENY
JUST GOTTA DENY YOU EXISTA!

fuck yes I am so pumped up right now

>> No.4825173

Will there be finger snapping?

>> No.4825187
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4825187

Why not have an Unineko VS Tsukihime musical?

>> No.4825190

>>4825143
Haha... ?

>> No.4825206

Episode 4

My useless son(A solo sung by Kinzo)

Bunny Hop Trigger Finger (An energetic ensemble piece sung in the meeting room)

George's Elegy

Banana Phone

I'm not trolling, seriously (Duet sung by Kyrie and Jessica)

Sin? What sin? (fast paced duet between Battler and Beatrice)

Well, that was a BLAST(End of the episode song sung by Drunk Battler)

I will violate you! (Somber song sung by Battler in the courtyard)

>> No.4825232

>>4823041
3- I think I love a chair
[George]
I must be the first man to ever fall in love with furniture
gonna bend down on my knees,and ask that chair to marry me
those legs makes forget about any chick i been wit in the past
cause we got a lot in common she's a chair i'm a freak
makes me wanna grab it i have a habit,I gotta have it
they call me the man of steel cause that ass is like a magnet
damn you got me so in love,can't stay away from this island
every time I find my self rollin' up on them dubs
I've been around the world,see booty all the time
I never seen a booty,so so prerty,so so fine
comin' down the stairs,no secret why I'm here
cause girl you keep my donk on swole,with a drop drop with it
pop pop when it hop hop baby the way you doing that thang with it don't you stop stop,
I wanna stick it,wanna kiss it if I could I'd put my whole damn head in it,i'm in love with a chair
[chorus]
I'm in love with a chair
She really think I'm playing, I'm playing
She take me for a joke when I say it
I'm in love with a chair
Gotta get her, I gotta get with her
I can't stay out this island

>> No.4825234

[Jessica]
I'm in love with a chair, I need to get some furniture counselin'
'cause I'm the first one in the front row when he serves tea
I think I'm fallin' in love with the most quiet one
Thin, lil' bitty waist, I'ma go and buy that bitch a Volkswagen
Jess, pimp tight, no mo' tippin' stop the bill
If I come in here one mo' night I'm gon' need Dr. Phil
But I'm a G, I'll step back and tell them bitches outright
Ain't no way I can turn a furniture into a husband
[chorus]
I'm in love with a chair
He really think I'm playing, I'm playing
He take me for a joke when I say it
I'm in love with a chair
Gotta get him, I gotta get with him
I can't stay out this island
[George]
The last girl was pretty but she wasn't fine as you
She sexy but couldn't do the thangs you do
She could clean but nothin' like the way you move
I used to want her until the day I saw you
I'm a grown ass man I thought I seen it all
Doin' all that on the kitchen and didn't even fall
And right then I knew exactly what it was (What's that)
I wanna fuck the sexiest bitch in the island

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4825461

go on

>> No.4825473

btw, where's the list for ep3?

>> No.4825840

continueeee

>> No.4825882
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4825882

BEATORIIIIIIICHE
YOU KNOW I'M A RIGHTEOUS MAN
OF MY DESIRE I AM JUSTLY PROUD

BEATORIIIIIIIICHE
YOU KNOW I'M SO MUCH PURER THAN
MY COMMON, VULGAR, WEAK, LICENTIOUS BROOD

>> No.4825911

nice rip off of an /a/ thread

>> No.4825941

There's no "When Gulls Cry" /jp/?!?! That should be a dead giveaway, it's a song that makes it's self. Is Prince too good for you guys?

>> No.4825945

>>4825882
FUCK YOU I WANTED TO MAKE THAT
>>4825911
newfag

>> No.4825967

>>4825473

Sorry, I was sleeping again
...I'm actually sleeping a lot, maybe I'm going to die?

Umineko Episode 3 Musical Show
List of acts:


1- Little Princess Beatrice
2- A witch dream ( Nice to meet you, I'm Virgilia and I don't have hands)
3- I want to have a penis right now!( Eva and someone dressed as a gigante Penis-san interactive dance)
4- Nice to meet you for the third time, I'm Battler
5- Chance strikes! Let's get the gold! (Eva and Chibi Eva interactive dance)
6- I'm Ronove and I can make cookies ( the Bro Song)
7- I killed Beatrice (Chibi Rosa and Beatrice interactive dance)
8- Witch Fight ( the To Sir with Love song)
9- Eva-Beatrice (the ahaha.wav remixed song)
10- Call me Beato and love me, Battler
11- Who would guess that Rosa is inteligent? Kill her!(the goodbye song remixed with the uu- song Rosa and Maria Version)
12- I hate you, Beatrice (Interactive dance between Battler and Beatrice)
13- My sister stole my man ( the winchester song Kyrie's version)
14- Marry me, Belphagor, who cares for my first two wifes?(the winchester song Rudolf's version)
15- Siestas (Siesta 410 and 45 interactive dance)
16- Why are you dressed like a 14 years old witch? (Hideyoshi and eva-beatrice interactive dance)
17-I forgot about the first twilight( the "who cares for the chairs?" dance)
18- Revive, Shannon!(the Phoenix Down song)
19- The blonde is blind (jessica and kanon's interactive dance )
20- Only if you kill me first ( the goodbye song beatrice version)
21- If I had a dick, I would be the winner ( the eva-beatrice goodbye song)
22- Troll party( the distorted faces song)
23- See you again, I'm Ange
24- Nice to meet you, Ange, I'm Bern, can I troll you?

>> No.4825972

>>4825945
This is the fourth time you said that. Get to it already you lazy dipshit.

>> No.4825981

>>4825972
ahh fuck it you do it
most people have me filtered anyways

>> No.4826000

>>4825967
GREAT

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>>4825967
>2- A witch dream ( Nice to meet you, I'm Virgilia and I don't have hands)

>> No.4826021

>>4825967
Lambda fooling around and then trolling and humiliating Beato must be in the list too.

>> No.4826546

>>4825967

Don't die, finish all the 6 episodes show first

>> No.4826874

>>4825967

Don't let the musical of the Golden Witch die here~!

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>>4822714
>>4823041
>>4825232


SUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

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>>4825967
>3- I want to have a penis right now!( Eva and someone dressed as a gigante Penis-san interactive dance)

>> No.4827653
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Can you imagine preople using these clothes and dancing?

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>>4825967

>2- A witch dream ( Nice to meet you, I'm Virgilia and I don't have hands)

If she doesn't has hands, how does she masturbate?

>> No.4827676

>>4827668
You don't need hands to masturbate when you have tables.

>> No.4827833
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4827833

what if NOT

>> No.4827840

>>4827676
You don't need Sion to masturbate when you have tables.

>> No.4827854

>>4827840
Why would you use Sion-chan to masturbate in the first place?

That's just creepy.

>> No.4827860

>>4827833
what if YES

>> No.4827916

>>4827860
sup nack

>> No.4827955

>>4827916
yo

>> No.4828903

Waiting for episode 4 list

>> No.4832571

>>4822618

>What if Umineko were a musical?

no one would watch it

>> No.4835738

>>4823041

>2- Tsurupettan

THAT

>> No.4838305 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.4840692

bump

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