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Recently it has come to my attention that Kotiya Sanae, miko of the Moriya shrine, is not adjusting well to life in Gensokyo. In fact, she misses the Outside World terribly but gets no help. My goal is to raise sufficient money and promise to make a huge donation to the Hakurei "Please, I Need Food!" fund if Reimu will let Sanae return to the Outside World.

The coffers are now open.

>> No.479864
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Her unhappiness actually stems from being a lonely straight girl in a world where every other girl is a lesbian.

Start a fund to bribe Reimu to let me into Gensokyo, I will provide Sanae with the male companionship she so desperately needs ;_;

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Eye would like to donate something.

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>>479848
>>479864
Pore thing is just straight outsider in a land of gay

>> No.479899

>>479885
>>Pore

>> No.479900
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>>479864
MANNSUKE can fix this

>> No.479908

No worries. She'll be prison gay in no time.

>> No.479922

>>479899
>poor

happy?

>> No.479925

>>479922

Better. You're a smarter person now.

>> No.479930
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Isn't it sad, Sanae?

>> No.479969

She should make friends with Alice.

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>>479848
Here's someone who'll donate sperm if it's accepted.

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>>479899

>> No.479985

>>479982

2/10

>> No.479980

>>479930
I just noticed the tear.

;_;

>> No.479987

This is something I've wondered; why is Sanae already a Danmaku legend despite only being in Gensokyo for a short time?

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>>479969
Sanae will become Reimu's Alice.

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>>479999

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Oh ho, why not whore ourselves.

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>>480011

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>>480025

>> No.480034

>>480029
How the hell am I supposed to find Carmen San Diego when she's in Gensokyo?!

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>>480032

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Hang in there, Sanae. We're pulling for you.

>> No.480055

Why doesn't she just become gay then? Problem solved.

>> No.480067

>>480055
Anon can't get women, why doesn't he just take it in the ass from other Anons?

If there's an even number of us on /jp/, then none of us will be virgins!

If there's an odd number, well, he can our Alice.

>> No.480078

>>480067
Anonymous, stop replying to yourself.

>> No.480083

>>480067
...
I see the problem.

>> No.480086

>>480067
That sounds pretty good to me, actually.

>> No.480092

>>480086
you are a sad sad man

>> No.480098

>>480092
She's picturing yaoi, not fat, balding basement-dwellers.

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>> No.480137

Its not Sanae fault she's NORMAL.

>> No.480162

>>480137
Normal, you call those frog and snake hair accessories normal?

>> No.480164

>>479987
Because people use danmaku in the outside world as well. Only in the forms of bullets, bombs and snowballs.


But seriously though, danmaku is just the manifestation of attack magic in ZUN WORLD.

>> No.480170

The first thing I'm doing after the LHC comes online is visiting her shrine. Somebody has to break the news to her and comfort the poor girl.

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>>480009
If that's true I sure hope they get a hentai doijin soon. It would definitely be armpitlicious.

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SANAE MUST FEED

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>>480164Because people use danmaku in the outside world as well

As seen here

>> No.480182

only faggots like the mof cast

>> No.480183

>>480175
>It would definitely be full of surprise penises

fixed.
this is Touhou we're talking about here.

>> No.480184

Oh, this is just one of those scams to Jew us out of out money, isn't it?

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>>480182
It's impossible to not like Suwako.

>> No.480200

>>480162
Well yes.
I've seen weirder things

>> No.480204

>>480194
Lookin' kinda cute there Suwa-HNNRRRNNRRRGGGG

>> No.480208

>>480183
it will be his >>479864

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obviously Sanae will appear in SWR with her two moms and she'll totally get more popular

also she'd probably be more helpful to kourin with explaining outside items for him unlike stupid sexy yukari.

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>>479999
>>480011
>>480025
>>480032
>>480042
Isn't it sad, Sanae?

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