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4785437 No.4785437 [Reply] [Original]

/a/: . . . You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Normalfags, not join them! It was you who would bring balance to the Faggotry, not leave it in Darkness!

*/a/ picks up /jp/'s IOSYS album and begins to walk away. He stops and looks back.*

/jp/: I hate you!

/a/: You were my brother, /jp/. I loved you.

*/a/ turns his back and tearfully leaves /jp/ to die.*

>> No.4785442

DO NOT WANT

>> No.4785441

And it's better this way.

>> No.4785443

fuck off

>> No.4785448
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And then this happened.

>> No.4785457

This doesn't makes any sense. Just like Episode 3.

>> No.4785464
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>/jp/
>dying
>implying /a/ didn't die after the split
Seriously its like a pair of siamese twins where, when you separate them only one lives on because it keeps the other part alive.

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I regret nothing.

>> No.4785467

*punches OP, is 300 pounds*

>> No.4785468

/a/ is like jar jar binks

/jp/ is like the lamest jedi there is but at least we are a jedi

>> No.4785473

>>4785457
Shitty filler arc

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>> No.4785482
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>*/a/ picks up /jp/'s IOSYS album and begins to walk away.

THAT THIEVING SON OF A BITCH

>> No.4785491

>>4785468
haha

>> No.4785492

Does this mean /jp/ is finally getting deleted?

>> No.4785499

>>4785468
/jp/ is an ewok.

>> No.4785511
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>>4785492
You're already dead

>> No.4785505

>>4785499
FUCK YEAH EWOKS ARE FUCKING AWESOME

>> No.4785518
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4785518

Shouldn't /a/ be Anakin and /jp/ be Luke?

/a/ is /jp/'s father, after all.

>> No.4785529

>>4785518
No

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>> No.4785542

>>4785518
/a/ is Kinzo and /jp/ is Battler

>> No.4785556
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4785556

This is /jp/.

/a/ is some gay shit.

>> No.4785558

>>4785529
Really? I thought we liked twinsest?

>> No.4785563

What was the IOSYS album in the original script? His arm?

I haven't watched this shit in ages.

>> No.4785566

Fuck off.

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>>4785566

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/jp/ is this badass motherfucker

>> No.4785584

>>4785442
>>4785441
Oh /a/.

Get out.

>> No.4785585

/jp/: I don't give a fuck

*/jp/ walks away and never meet /a/ again*

True End route.

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*moot lies on a bed inside the ship. /a/ walks over and checks on her.*

moot: /a/? Is /jp/ all right?

*/a/ looks at her sadly and does not answer. He brushes her hair back. moot drops back into unconsciousness. R-2 watches over her.*

*/a/ rides in the co-pilot's station. He sits looking pensive. C3PO drives.*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.4785610

Fucking reported.

>> No.4785607

/a/ tries too hard.

>> No.4785635
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>> No.4785649

Moot: Failed to stop the Normalfags, I have. Still much to learn, there is ...

Snacks: Patience. You will have time. I did not. When I became one with the Faggotry I made a great discovery. With my training, you will be able to merge with the Faggotry at will. Your physical self will fade away, but you will still retain your consciousness. You will become more powerful than any Normalfag.

YODA: Eternal faggotry.

Snacks: The ability to defy normalfaggotry can be achieved, but only for oneself. It was accomplished by a Shaman of /tg/. It is a state acquired through compassion, not trolling.

Moot: . . . to become one with the Faggotry, and influence still have . . . A power greater than all, it is.

Snacks: You will learn to let go of everything. No tripcode, no thought of self. No physical self.

Moot: A great NEET, you have become, Snacks. Your apprentice I gratefully become.

*Moot thinks about this for a minute, then /b/ enters the room and breaks his meditation.

/b/: Excuse me, Moot. /a/ has made contact.

END

>> No.4785653

What the fuck is this thread?

>> No.4785656

This thread is so bad.

>> No.4785691

>>4785653
The only decent thread on the front page, apparently.

Why is /jp/ so crappy?

>> No.4785693

>>4785653
>>4785656
The usual shitposters craving for attention.
Seats are on the left, popcorn on the right, they're probably going to continue for some weeks so we can at least enjoy.

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what a quality post.

>> No.4785701

Can't tell if this is copypasta...

>> No.4785708

what a funy thread
NOT (borat- 2006)

>> No.4785710

>>4785693
>shitposters

No need for plurals, it's just me.

What's so shitty about the thread? Do you want to sit down and vent your frustrations?

>> No.4785719

>>4785710
>What's so shitty about the thread?
Nothing at all, go on don't mind me.

>> No.4785729

>>4785719
But you're rudely saging.

I can't just ignore that.

>> No.4785734

>>4785729
Excuse me, your /a/ is showing

>> No.4785737

>>4785729
>rudely saging.
Not this again.

>> No.4785740

>>4785649
>YODA: Eternal faggotry.

I don't know why but I spit milk all over my desk from laughing.

I hate you, /jp/.

>> No.4785747

>>4785734
>>4785737
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>> No.4785749

>>4785747
ur a faget

>> No.4785755

>>4785749
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively.

This is untrue.

>> No.4785759

>>4785747
newfag, sage downvotes a thread

>> No.4785765

>>4785747
Shouldn't this pasta be directed at the guy complaining about a "rude sage"?

>> No.4785766

>>4785747
...sigh
sage just means "I don't want to bump this thread", it's surprising how many people take that copypasta so seriously.

>> No.4785767

>>4785747
Oh great, it's that equilibrium sage copypasta.

>> No.4785772

I remember when sage was still spelled sega and 15 segas would actually delete a thread.

I miss the good ol' days.

>> No.4785789

>>4785767
It never fails to draw the sagers out.

>> No.4785786

Seriously, what the fuck is up with this thread?

The maid was everywhere earlier.

And this thread, holy shit...
I want to see it deleted immediately so I can maintain the illusion that the majority of /jp/ isn't retarded.

>> No.4785799

>>4785786
I'm just going to go ahead and think that 90% of the posts are the OP.

>> No.4785810

>>4785786
Yep, because those endless daily Touhou threads that are spammed all day every day and never get deleted are so good.

It's THIS thread that destroys that illusion.

>> No.4785812

Why is this thread still here?

>>4785786
It's /a/. At least I hope it is.

>> No.4785821

>>4785786
OP is actually the meido trolling /jp/.

>> No.4785837

>>4785812
OP here, I haven't been to /a/ in ~2 years.

Why you think copying Star Wars scripts and replacing words originates from /a/ is beyond me. I've only made a whopping 4 posts in this thread, this one included.

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