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4772234 No.4772234[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What do you do when Patchouli presents herself to you?

>> No.4772238

gouge the head and kill.

>> No.4772244

Call her a good girl and give her a book.

>> No.4772245

Pat her on the head.

>> No.4772247

Molest.

>> No.4772248

Politely request that she ditch the ridiculous outfit and pads

>> No.4772250

Collapse her esophagus by kicking her in the throat, leave her for dead.

EoSD can suck my sweaty right testicle.

>> No.4772251

Wonder where the fuck I am if Patchy is presenting herself to me.

If it was really happening, I'd scream "COVER UP" in her face and then pat her on the head.

>> No.4772254

Learn her some common decency.

Goddamn no Sensible man would react to such a thing outside of the bedroom.

>> No.4772260

>>4772234
I'd give her some books and read with her. I'd also bring some tea. Good times will be had.

>> No.4772265

>>4772260

She's half naked though.

>> No.4772266
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4772266

Give her a hug.

>> No.4772271

Let's cosplay together Patchu-chan! ヽ(´・ω・`)ノ

>> No.4772273

Maim, kill. Maim, kill.

>> No.4772274

Have sex with her, freak out when she suffocates from an asthma attack halfway through. Cry at her funeral. Begin fucking her servant a few weeks later.

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