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4729826 No.4729826 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/? Quick question.

Okay, I took responsibility, just like you told me.

What the heck do I do now?

>> No.4729832

Enjoy you're waifu.

>> No.4729839

Ask her why they have a piano but no control unit for the enormous pipe organ assembly behind it.

>> No.4729845

Climb the ladders to Cirith Ungol

>> No.4729844

you're fucked now, puto

>> No.4729880
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4729880

You should be able to solve this.

>> No.4729882

Love your waifu and watch her carrefuly or she might cheat on you when your back is turned.

>> No.4729888

>>4729880
I see this all over the place. Where is it from?

>> No.4729901

>>4729888

Sengoku Rance. The girl in the picture is Cunthime.

>> No.4729923

>>4729901
No, no, >>4729880.

>> No.4729929

>>4729888
I believe it's from a rape game by Waffles.

>> No.4729930
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>>4729901

>> No.4729938

That's a beautiful waifu.

>> No.4729950

>>4729929
...Waffles.
Waffles comes up with nothing from my usual sources, or comes up with...waffles, but thanks. Its something.

>> No.4729976

how are waifus socially acceptable?
dont you feel like a tool to claim that some drawing is your wife

>> No.4729980

What is this?

>> No.4729981

>>4729976
I only talk about my Waifu on anonymous image boards

>> No.4729995

>>4729980
KimiAru

>> No.4729999

>>4729981
dont you feel pathetic? you obviously know that having one isnt mentally healthy.
this shit just leads down a really lonely life path. dont be that guy man.

>> No.4730007

>>4729999

I am that guy. We are those guys.

You're that guy, too.

>> No.4730021

>>4729999
I think you you should start looking for a waifu of your own, anonymous. Isn't there a girl out there who catches your fancy?

>> No.4730026
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>>4729999

>> No.4730030
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>>4730007
not me, im just lurking the boards because im bored. i know next to nothing about japenese culture, but what i do know is that they view otakus about the same as americans view them.

japanese culture isnt about waifus or strange ass harem anime, they were very violent, imperialistic, and had a strong sense of pride.

this is japanese culture, not your waifu.

>> No.4730037

A VN that lets you get married just makes me feel bad that I'll never find a bride of my own.

>> No.4730036

>>4730030

You don't belong here.

>> No.4730034

>>4729999
How can we be lonely if we have ou're waifus?

>> No.4730035

>>4730030
This board isn't about traditional Japanese culture.

>> No.4730043

>>4729950
Err Waffle, without the s.
http://vndb.org/p341

Can't check as their website seems to be under gaijin block.

>> No.4730046

>>4730021
not really, im pretty well grounded in reality.

>> No.4730055

>>4730034
cant tell if serious,
i just cant understand this kind of thinking.

>> No.4730062

Is it ok for me to pretend that is my waifu?

>> No.4730063
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>>4730030
but this board isnt about japan...

>> No.4730066

>>4730046
And so we are, that's why we have waifus.

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>>4730066
that dosent make any sense.
waifu means wife. you cant marry a doll or a picture, your worshiping something that isnt real. and that is totally not healthy.

how can this be considered a healthy lifestyle? its fucking creepy.

>> No.4730110
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this is how some dood spent christmas, with a freaking cartoon. its creepy and insane.

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>>4730098
No, my Waifu already has a Husbando

>> No.4730128
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4730128

>>4730120

>> No.4730132

>>4730110
Yeah it's pretty creepy.

You should leave now since /jp/ has a lot of these people here.

>> No.4730136

>>4730098
If you think waifus are creepy then you can just leave

>> No.4730138
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>>4730110

>> No.4730143

>>4730098
>waifu means wife.

Here's your misconception. Waifu does not merely mean wife. It is something sublime that cannot be attained but should still be strived for. Like monks meditating for hours to get a glimpse of enlightenment or burying themselves alive and starving to death to become a Buddha, there is nothing we are unwilling to do to be one with our beloved waifus.

>> No.4730146

>>4730098
>you cant marry a doll or a picture
Maybe not legally, but that doesn't make my love any less true.

>your worshiping something that isnt real.
If religious people can do it then so can I.

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>>4730143
well why dont you just kill yourself then? that is the absolutely only way you can ever hope to be with your waifu. and thats not even taking into consideration that some epicly adorable, perfect teenage girl would even remotely consider spending her "life" with you in the first place.

pic related, its what an otaku with an waifu looks like.

>> No.4730201

>>4730098
You can marry your waifu like the japanese guy that married his NDS waifu, some disgusting Korean married a fate dakimura

>> No.4730209
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>> No.4730213

>>4730197
>its what an otaku with an waifu looks like.

Fat Gordon Freeman?

I guess I'm okay with this.

>> No.4730232

>>4730213
i meant, 30 years old, broke, alone, with a doll collection worth more than his car.

that guy in the pic is a model.

>> No.4730247

>>4730232
That's a pretty detailed model

>> No.4730252

>>4730241
so your okay with being friendzoned by a cartoon??

>> No.4730241
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>>4730197
>hope to be with your waifu
why would I want to do that when she already has a great husbando?

>> No.4730257

>i meant, 30 years old, broke, alone, with a doll collection worth more than his car
Did he buy a realdoll?
Man, someone on /jp/ HAS to have a realdoll... please post pics

>> No.4730266

>>4730197
You're too simple minded if you can't understand the desire to reach for an ideal that can never be achieved.

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>>4730252
If she is happy, thats exactly what I want more of.

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>>4730098
I don't think having a waifu is creepy. It's just that a normalfriend like yourself wouldn't understand the true love between a man and his waifu.

>> No.4730292

>>4730272
but shes not happy, because shes not real.
your personifying a cartoon who you are friendzoned by. itrs fucking crazy.

>> No.4730301

ITT: normalfags

>> No.4730307
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4730307

a Waifu is simply a character you enjoy quite a bit.
She could be heroic and tear her foes limb from limb, or she could be a nice, sweet girl (or a mix of both).

As long as fanartists keep drawing her, and as long as she appears in various media, she is still "alive" and her story continues.

>> No.4730311

>>4730276
your true love is a million different colored pixels.
yall are just trolling the world, thats what i think.

>> No.4730316

>>4730307
okay, now that i understand. and thats perfectly okay.
but like the people in >>4730138 thats not okay, thats what i cant understand.

>> No.4730324

>>4730311
And yours is a couple trillion cells. What's your point?

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>>4730292
>but shes not happy, because shes not real.
thats not what happens in MY gensokyo

>> No.4730336

Those with waifus simply have stronger minds than those without

>> No.4730349
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>>4730307
you convinced me, my waifu is ghazghull mag uruk thraka.
hes the best ever, and hes feared by many.

>> No.4730366

>>4730336
that makes absolutely no sense.
anyone with a girlfriend has a stronger mind than someone who is married to a cartoon.

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4730367

Putin in my waifu.

>> No.4730382
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4730382

This man's waifu is alternating current. I like to think my love of my waifu is as pure as his.

>> No.4730384

>>4730316
My favorite one is the roast chicken with the monitor having an image of Kenshirou standing behind the two thugs.

>> No.4730411

>>4730402
>>4730408

You talking shit on my Stalin waifu?

>> No.4730408

>>4730402
same here, funny shit.

>> No.4730402

>>4730138

I nearly coughed up my soda when I scrolled across the Stalin waifu. Good shit.

>> No.4730404
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4730404

al gore is my waifu, he believes in global warming so much

>> No.4730415

>>4730197
shut the fuck up and gtfo.

>> No.4730418

>>4730366
Their "love" for some 3D pig has to be reinforced with physical contact. Ours is purely mental and therefore requires more mental fortitude.

>> No.4730421

>>4730367
Aw man, I wish I had saved the picture of the half naked Putin holding a rifle.

wouldve been good for this thread.

>> No.4730426

>>4730382
Tesla is so dreamy...

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>>4730421

?

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>>4730418
>purely mental

suuure buddy. purely mental..

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>>4730421
Oh, Putin is my husbando

>> No.4730436

I don't see anything wrong with having a waifu or marrying a character of a game or a pillow. If you want to do it, then do it.

It's better than marrying somebody and being cheated on with a nigger.

>> No.4730439

>>4730426
He never needed any 3D pigs. They would have just interfered with the love of his powerful waifu.

>> No.4730449

>>4730307
>a Waifu is simply a character you enjoy quite a bit.
Maybe for you. For most of us waifu is a way of life.

>> No.4730453

>>4730435

He was mine first, you whore!

>> No.4730461

So, whos going to write a VN about a girl with an "electric" personality?

>> No.4730465
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>>4730439
yup, 3D pigs.. id rather go for a drawing any day than be with one of those.

>> No.4730472

>>4730465
I'm glad you agree.

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4730475

this thread
so tsundere

>> No.4730478

>>4730465
One of us, one of us.

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the world's number one princess

>> No.4730492

>>4730138
Is there a term for pictures meant for eating with your waifu?

>> No.4730532
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My waifu has no husbando, only a younger brother.

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