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4692266 No.4692266 [Reply] [Original]

Mother asks when I'm going to settle down.

Tell her I'm seeing a girl who is into reading.

>> No.4692332

nice

>> No.4692342
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4692342

Witty rejoinder, sir.

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4692350

I'm guessing they are the easiest to distract. Just give her a book and she won't even know if you go out and commit some shenanigans.

>> No.4692354

Did you tell her that she shoots thousands of bulletts that shoot bullets that shoot bullets?

>> No.4692360

forgot your >

>> No.4692384 [DELETED] 

>>4692350
>implying I go out

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4692401

>>4692266
>Oh, look, another human. Let's shoot him bullets!

>> No.4692414

>>4692384
Well disappear to the basement where you do things to your waifu then.

>> No.4692440 [DELETED] 

>>4692414
implying that patches ever goes out

>> No.4692444

my mother asked me not to move out again because she'd get bored and lonely - and the talked about converting the loft for me.

dunno what to do at all.

>> No.4692456

>>4692444

How old is she? Does she own the house? Siblings? Other relatives?

>> No.4692464

>>4692456
61 - yeah she owns the house, me and my two brothers here - they've never left - I moved out when I was 18 and back when I was 30

>> No.4692465

>>4692444
You should get a cellar converted instead, its colder down there.

>> No.4692474

>>4692444
You know that you miss being a NEET.

>> No.4692504

>>4692350
patchy what are you doing in that mug get out of there you are not a drink

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