/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Which Touhou would you most like to impregnate?

Pic related, I think Meiling would enjoy motherhood.

[Anonymous No.]

Ex-Keine and/or Mokou

[Anonymous No.]

Rinnosuke

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687279

>Meiling

Enjoy your stabbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687303
Meiling would protect me

[Anonymous No.]

Suwako

[Anonymous No.]

Flandre

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to have a beautiful half-Shinigami child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687334
Too bad Komachi hates people like you

It's canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687336
I'd love to get shoved into the Sanzu by her. Because that would mean she exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687336

No, she hates jealous shut-ins like you.

What she loves are ravishing rogues with the ability to spin tall tales. I fit the latter part.

[Necrobrotent No.]

Can't/don't want to make more of me

though me and my future waifu will adopt rumia and teach her to be a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

yuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687344
>What she loves are ravishing rogues with the ability to spin tall tales. I fit the latter part.
I bet you do... I bet you do...

[Anonymous No.]

She.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687350
Teach her? She already knows how.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>4687355
>he writes fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687336
I don't remember this. When does she say it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687362
Problem? Fanfiction can be interesting. Most people here read doujins.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>4687372
oh I don't care. inb4 arc ragequits again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687364
K: Well, however you play is fine,
as long as you don't make yourself depressed.
If you are, your outlook, what you can see, will be small.
It'll bring forth envy and vanity,
and on top of that you'll try to justify that
and become a very narrow-minded person.
Depressed humans will, in no time at all,
become isolated.
They will try to justify their isolation, speak ill of others,
and eventually reach a state where they cannot be reached. I abandon them.

S: You haven't crossed the river at all.
K: Ah, aah, er, well.
The souls I was about to ferry were,
S: The souls were?
K: Souls were... that's right,
shut-ins that were full of jealousy,
so I extinguished them before they could cross the river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687336

This is why God gave us NITORI™ tazers and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687364

PoFV.

Komachi VS Marisa, post-fight

Komachi: Well, however you play is fine,
as long as you don't make yourself depressed.
If you are, your outlook, what you can see, will be small.
It'll bring forth envy and vanity,
and on top of that you'll try to justify that
and become a very narrow-minded person.
Depressed humans will, in no time at all,
become isolated.
They will try to justify their isolation, speak ill of others,
and eventually reach a state where they cannot be reached. I abandon them.

Komachi VS. Shikieiki pre-fight

Shiki: You haven't crossed the river at all.
Komachi: Ah, aah, er, well. The souls I was about to ferry were...
Shiki: The souls were?
Komachi: Souls were... that's right, shut-ins that were full of jealousy, so I extinguished them before they could cross the river.

[Anonymous No.]

Keine would make an excellent mother and housewife, wouldn't you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687387
Oh, she just hates depressed shut-ins. I'm not depressed. Phew... dodged a bullet there.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuugi

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687399
Then why are you here?

If you lie and say "because I like it" I'll send you to Hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687387
>>4687393

Ah, but those are clearly depressed people and jealous people. Despite being a lazy shut-in, I am neither.

I'm not even one of those guys ranting on about sluts and 3D disgusting or society hates us or whatever, I just happen to take it really really easy.

[Anonymous No.]

none
i would not want to taint touhou with my shittyness
;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687405
Just think, your child would spend 9 months growing in an alcohol filled uterus.

[Anonymous No.]

Lyrica Prismriver probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687279
But if you got Meiling pregnant Sakuya would be sad and jealous and you'd have to knock her up too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687408
Because it's 5 in the morning and I have nothing better to do with my time till work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687408
Because I'm lazy. Posting here is easy and fairly amusing, so I do that in between doing other things.

[Anonymous No.]

Reisen of course. With her medical training and former Moon OPERATOR, surely I'll safe from danger and disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687447
Sakuya has Remilia as a back-up. Meiling has no one! I, for one, would wish for Meilings success with motherhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687447

That wouldn't be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if vampires can actually have children, but I bet after 400 years she'd be happy to have someone to love.

[Anonymous No.]

definately has the mammaries to nurse several children at once

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate Cirno the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687505

Your penis will be frozen and will shattered in pieces before you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687512
He did say "The Least"

So...that's alright then. it's not like he's gonna do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687505
She's tiny. Having a normal sized child would probably kill her. You'd all enjoy that though. MONSTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687468
OPERATOR?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687512
Cirno is actually quite warm. If she consented, I'd be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687512
>Your penis will be frozen

This is what secondaryfags believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687544
It's true though. If you try to rape Cirno, your penis will be frozen. Probably most of the rest of you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

No one else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687549
Cirno would love to have something warm in her

[Anonymous No.]

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

This one.

She'd make a funny mother.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687560
Enjoy your 3 daily meals of mushrooms and her never being home to raise a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687552
Not really. She's quite warm and gets warmer every time she freezes something. Just ask Reisen, moon rabbit scientist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687533

Yes, She escaped moon and managed to infiltrate Gensokyo border without using moon cape unlike Reisen II. She familiar with earth surrounding (Proved in Inaba series where she can easily sell drugs to human without trouble) that maybe put her in Moon Intelligence Division. She also managed to stand against torture by her mentor just like Big Boss in 1960s.

[finfag !ABARTHJim2 No.]

>>4687533

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687512
>>4687505

[Anonymous No.]

I have a thing for good girls.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4687564
She would change her ways if she had a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687587

cirno doesnt have a hymen

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687587
wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687577
Reisen II is faster than Reisen could ever hope to be. The fastest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687590
>She would change
>Marisa

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687601
Yes, Marisa will change. She's young.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4687601
Are you implying that Marisa would abandon her child, leaving it to starve in the forest?

[Anonymous No.]

Would we have one child or would I end up raising a litter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687608


she's like 20 dude

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4687617
Shes like, 15/16 dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687619

Except Marisa and Reimu age every game. She was 15 in EoSD maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687279

Patchouli and/or Koakuma. Just look at how cute they are, it would pretty much be a waste not to do it.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4687625
She actually gets younger. Pic relates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687617
You think 20 isn't young? You're still young until 30. At least. Most Anonymous will still be babies in their 40's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687632
I'd fill her with knowledge, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687599

The fastest? Oh come on!
Reisen II smartly infiltrate Moon capital by FRONT DOOR! And during Moon invasion, she keep using breach-lock, bayonet rifle while Reisen already using invisible pistol firing big-freakin' poisoned suppository

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687638

Curious Case of Marisa Kirisame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687652
Reisen II is so fast her movements border on teleporting and confuse the fuck out of Reimu. Reisen can't match that! She didn't infiltrate the moon capital because that's a fucking stupid idea, better to just use the front door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687663

BY TOOLS. She can't do shit once Marisa steal her Moon cape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687613

Tewi would have like 8 kids, and then trick you into taking full custody/raising all of them. She'd probably ditch you all the time and continue go hang around in Eientei.

But hey, she's adorable, so it's your call man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687681
We don't know if it was by tools or not! She's just really fast.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4687682
its tempting. just look at dem ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687699

Nah, ZUN already told in SSiB where she got scared shitless when Reimu steal her cape. Once the cape were destroyed, she is nothing more than mochi-pounding-worker-class-peasant-rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687722
That's what I'm talking about. She stole it back with teleport-like speed. She didn't even HAVE the cape at the time.

I'm not going to go open up SSiB to check this so please correct me if I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care if I get cancer from all the radiation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687846
but then who will raise the baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687851
Satori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687851

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrmXW3JHViw

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687851
First few years, I'll be around... After five or so years, if I do die, then she will, of course. She might be an airhead, but she'll learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687858
what the fuck did I just watch?

Also I loled at one of the related vids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ff2vrZaH8s&feature=related

[Anonymous No.]

I would impregnate Sakuya. Since she is a maid, she knows how to take care of everything in an household, including babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687577

OPERATOR!!

[Anonymous No.]

She might eat the baby though D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687958

-Your daughter will died due to hunger as Sakuya doesn't produced enough milk to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687994


IT'S AWWRIGGHHT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687958

Wouldn't Remy fire or demote her or something though, due to being temporarily unable to fulfill her duties? Given Sakuya's age and Remy's age, it's pretty much certain that Remy's gone through many chief guard-maids by now, and wouldn't care to drop her to get another one.

Vis a vis you'd probably get Sakuya fired. Which would also mean you wouldn't get to see SDM or meet its residents, and probably live in the boring ass human village.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4687975
OPERATOR CAT BUSTIN EM WHILE OPERATION IN AN OPERATIONAL OPERATOR COPTOR WHICH HAS AN OPERATIONAL ENGINE OPERATING OVER A DYNAMIC OPERATOR BATTLEFIELD.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4688028
She would get pregnancy leave or else the SDM would face a strike from the Maid Union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4688028
Sakuya's age is "lol I dunno" because she can manipulate time.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya age is probably around 20. Even small breasts can produce milk, and I don't mind living in the human village. I mean, how could a human convince Remilia to let him live in the SDM in the first place ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4688039
About 6 years ago, she was in her "late teens".

[Anonymous No.]

Go back in time. Marry Ran. Take Ran from Yakumo family. Impregnate Ran.
And then Chen would be born. And we will all live happily ever after.

also this thread incredibly silly.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin, methinks.

Because it'd be awesome, no matter how bizzare the end result turns out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Impregnate Ran.
>And then Chen would be born.
Go back to biology class.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>4688264
Whats wrong with silly threads?

[Anonymous No.]

An electrifying experience for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate Patchy.

[Manly No.]

I love all the toohoos but the only ones that I would let bear my superior offspring are Utsuho, Rin, Komachi, Yuka, Hina, ans Kanako.

The rest would be my aforementioned superior offspring.

They would be in good hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4688320
>>4688320
oh you

[Manly No.]

>>4688320
Isn't she an OARFISH youkai though? I did not know oarfish had electrical charges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4688334

This one does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4688330
Utsuho

enjoy being sterilized by radiation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4688264
Silly? Touhou? Naaaaaaahhhhh

[Manly No.]

>>4688350
My sperm is too manly.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia

[Anonymous No.]

[Kagami !!oYJmKSUywig No.]

Komachi is the only right answer

[deleted !!b2lauPvC6UT No.]

Kanako.

[Anonymous No.]

TEAR DOWN THIS WALL

[Anonymous No.]

>No Keine
Well fuck. Anyway she's mine.

[Anonymous No.]

IT'D BE WORTH IT NO MATTER WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

How come nobody said Mima?

[Anonymous No.]

Reisen Udongein Inaba or Konpaku Youmu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4689091
We'll raise a toast for you on your fateful full moon night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4689193
You're too kind.

[Anonymous No.]

Cant find a kaguya pic, so remilia will suffice

[deleted !!b2lauPvC6UT No.]

>>4689231
She's too small to have a child!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4689231
Just for you.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

You will never be impregnated by EX Keine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4689231
dat pose
dat face
dem stockings

I would gladly impregnate that young lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4689721
?

[deleted !!b2lauPvC6UT No.]

>>4690348
Fine, adult versions work.

[Anonymous No.]

Komachi already taken? Damn. And Meiling? Well shit. Even Utsuho and Yukarin? Ah well.

Then I take delicious masochistic Tenshi. She would make a great wife and pretty good mother, on top of enjoying me beating the shit out of her. Of course, it'd only be because I love her so much. Delicious Tenshi...

[Anonymous No.]

Best mom.

Can always find tie for her kids.

[Anonymous No.]

Tewi

[NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M No.]

Ran would be the perfect mother(she already is too)

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4691368

Certainly. She's almost guaranteed to have had hundreds of kits in the first 100 years to become youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

Aya

inb4 OMGLOLWTF SLUT SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>4691385
dem tails

[Anonymous No.]

All of them

[Anonymous No.]

Akyuu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

We'll be lonely...together.

[Manly No.]

Revised selections.

Utsuho, Nitori, Yuka, Hina.

[Anonymous No.]

Koakuma

[Anonymous No.]

>>4691433
You can't be lonely when you have a wife and child.

[deleted No.]

>>4691433
Lucky you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4693867
sure you can. What if they end up just having sex and are too shy to talk to each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4691385


Nah, Ran is pure waifu.

If Ran had any kids, she could visit them on the outside because Yukari controls the border. If any of them were dead, she could visit them by going to Yuyuko's.

So what, the greatest mom has a bad relationship with her kids that she can't even talk to them? Nope, they just don't exist, because she's Yukari's wife.

[Anonymous No.]

So desirable that even Patchy wants to impregnate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>4687589

>I have a thing for sluts.

Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4695794
Such a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4695915
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY WAIFU A SLUT!!!!!!!
RAAAAAEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Which Touhou would you most like to impregnate?

You're not joking, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure.
Yuka or Yukari, I suppose. They'd make interesting moms.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know about impregnating (lol) but I like Reimu, Suika, and Meiling.