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46830116 No.46830116 [Reply] [Original]

So what shall it be? Do you join the Hag Unity, or do you die here? Join! Die! Join! Die!

>> No.46830122

The correct term is "fine mature ladies".

>> No.46830152
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>>46830116
The Mugenclave is more my style, mutie boy!

>> No.46830204
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>>46830116
You've got a problem with your master plan.
I happen to know that your hags are sterile.

>> No.46830209
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>>46830116
Based reference.
>>46830152
Truly the Frank Horrigan of hags.

>> No.46830221
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>>46830204
Ahem:

Should've done the sidequest, Village Dweller.

>> No.46830228

>>46830116
I'm a lolicon, so I'm not joining.
But I can take Kanako's virginity. I kinda feel bad for her.

>> No.46830434
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Yukari!
My beautiful wife!
Not a hag!
Endearing!
Fun!
Not a hag!
Elegant!
Sophisticated!
NOT. A. HAG.

>> No.46830495
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>>46830152
Listening to Mugenclave radio with our president Kurumi, the voice of warmth and reason in this cold, unreasonable world!

>> No.46830523
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Patrolling Gensokyo almost makes you wish for a Letty winter.

>> No.46830540

>>46830116
look at Madonna and her cleavage
she's clearly desperate

>> No.46830575
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>>46830540
Why would I even look at some 3DPD plastic surgery abomination hag? Why would I do that to myself?

>> No.46830602

>>46830575
Byakuren here looks like she's mad that she caught you masturbating to her used panties again, even after you got caught
and scolded by her numerous times before for that same crime. But she's a bit happy deep down that someone still views her as a woman despite her age.

>> No.46830641
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>>46830602
imagine raiding the Pandemonium laundry room for some freshly worn used hag panties
imagine using them to brew broth for oyakodon

>> No.46830683

>>46830116
What the fuck is this thread? You scammer! There is no hags! All I see is perfectly mature ladies!

>> No.46830743

>>46830116
I am a 30 year old geezer, there is no place for me in such a group...

>> No.46830776
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>>46830743
The ages of these women are measured in centuries or even millenia. To them a 30 year old is basically a small child.

>> No.46830840
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your innocence will be devoured

>> No.46830861

>>46830776
But can they see past the physical appearance of a haggard old man and see the comparatively young and inexperienced young man within?

>> No.46830881
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>>46830221
I did.
The Secret Sealing Club's hagtopsy conclusively proves that the haggification process causes rapid disintegration of all the woman's eggs, turning their ovaries, as professor Okazaki so eloquently put it, into "an empty carton".
Furthermore, their dusty old wombs are completely incapable of supporting life, and any attempt to implant an embryo will lead it to immediately and certainly perish.

Your hagdom has no future and will die out in a single generation.

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>>46830881
*sniff*
Th-that's not true, let me see that!
*Paper rustling*
This- this can't be real, you've just made this up, haven't you!
You're just trying to play a stupid prank on me! Prank! Me!

>> No.46831075

>>46830881
Your science means nothing to me
Even if the field is dead I will be there to water it

>> No.46831078
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>>46830985
You're coping! You're denying the facts right in front of you!
In reaching their age, a hag has lost all their reproductive capability. There is no cure for their condition, and as a result, they are completely incapable of granting a man the one thing they desire most.

>> No.46831095

>>46830575
that was to harsh on yukari
it's not her fault she's past her prime
let her cling to youth just one more time...

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>>46830116
I'll be happy either way; I either get doted on by beautiful older women, or put out of my misery by beautiful older women.

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>>46831099

>> No.46831133

>>46831110
>>46831099
canon yukari dont acts like this
she is autistic contrarian that is liked by nobody

>> No.46831145

>>46831133
I like her

>> No.46831154
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>>46831133
you're seen yukari, but have you seen yukari in love? or the closest thing she can approximate to love

>> No.46831189

Hags owe me paizuri

>> No.46831261

Hags owe me a sloppy kiss on the cheek

>> No.46832378

Hags owns me nothing, fuck off and go find a guy with mommy issues as your husband, not me

>> No.46832444

>>46830116
Hags owe me the free candies they promised

>> No.46832548
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>>46830116
for the Hag Unity, I'll serve as cum farm! I am doing my part!

>> No.46832588

>>46832444
What a splendid sense of humour. Pity I don't have one.

>> No.46834855

I want to mating press that pervert Okina

>> No.46834880
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>> No.46835170
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help me eirin...

>> No.46835310

I need to be owned by a haghu

>> No.46835414

>>46830116
I'd rather do Kaguya, Reisen, Sanse, Suwako, Ran, Youmu or Nue

>> No.46836737

>>46830985
>>46832548
These are my favorite Yukaris so far and I believe she is the best mature lady as well.

>> No.46836773

>>46830116
With join you mean cum inside them?
Then Yes without a doubt

>> No.46836931
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>>46836773
It means you'll be playing Total Annihilation and Alpha Centauri with them, of course.

>> No.46837850
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Unlike those other girls with their barren dusty ovaries, this one is like volcanic soil.

>> No.46842676
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warning
warning

>> No.46843021

>>46842676
Lookit those saggers. I guess taoist magic doesn't fully save you from old age.

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46843029

who'd have guessed? She IS fertile!

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>>46836737
>I believe she is the best mature lady as well.
good boy

>> No.46843037

>>46843029
Dear God... That poor child won't be able to experience a second of his childhood without being molested.

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>>46843037
a-at least it'll be by this cutie, right…?

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seiga hour??!

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the chinese win again

>> No.46843077
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>>46843029
>>46843037
>>46843053
I don't think that's even her son. She just kidnapped a random baby on the street.

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finders keepers, no matter if she found the baby boy inside his crib in his parent's house.

>> No.46843152
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>>46843123
this >>46843137 is meant for you, forgot it as I was ritualistically praising evil chinese women saggers...

>> No.46843156
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It stinks of Taoist whores in this thread.

>> No.46843168
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This woman is way too sexy, her boobs are way too firm, her charm is way too good, her skin way too celluliteless, her feet way too not sore, her hearing way too keen, her sight way too clear, her taste in media way too modern to ever be considered part of the Hag Unity! Cease this posting at once!

>> No.46843171
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>>46843156
in hag sag terms, Saiga is unmatched.

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>>46843168
You ought to have a better look, she's clearly a hag with a pedigree

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>>46843156
The Byak isn't a true hag. She's a big sis type, auntie type if you push it.

>> No.46843190
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You're telling me a hag fermented this milk...?

>> No.46843196
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>>46843156
I love Byakuren as well. She's a sweet old lady that deserves to be kissed on the cheek.

>> No.46843206

>>46842676
reminder that in Taoism sex increase life span if you don't pull out and its encouraged to do it as often as possible

>> No.46843209
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>>46843206
Pull out? That's a goddamn crime

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>>46843206
how the fuck does she do it?! This woman must be the incarnation of sex, she's so fucking erotic... Hags, man, how can God let something like these exist just out of our reach? It's this those so-called toughest battles?

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>> No.46843237

>>46843190
HUGE granny vibes radiating from this image. Makes me wonder how each of the hags would react to you calling them granny. Seiga would probably just sweetly laugh it off.

>> No.46843257
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>>46843237
Call her granny, and suddenly she's babying you and doing everything to strip you of all your pride while methodically building your libido. This bitch would get maniacal if you give her any sense of power over you, and calling her a "grandma", "mother" and such is an insidious way to that.

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>>46843257
infant regression is her specialty

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>>46843267
>control tastes the sweetest when the one losing it doesn't even realize what's happening until it's too late
that's the phase I like to think fits best with this particular hag

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>>46843168
>her boobs are way too firm
delusion

>> No.46843762

>>46843032
Ha, imagine hearing such a nice thing from this sage.

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hag... must have hag...

>> No.46845414

>>46843190
>>46843237
I know DAMN well she is evil, I know DAMN well she is a whore of a woman, but fuck that smile is so pure and adorable.

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>>46843196
She seems like one of the more innocent hags.

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46846256

>Another old ladies thread
>No grandmahu in sight

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>>46845448
Byak's more like a mommy than a hag. She lacks that sometimes subtle, sometimes overt reek of desperation endemic to most hags.

>> No.46846350

>>46846279
Yeah but she's canonically a turbo granny. I don't think all hags fall into that desperate archetype.

>> No.46846415

>>46846279
>a mommy
Yes, that's pretty much an innocent hag.

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>>46846350
On second thought, desperate is a good word to describe someone who uses youth-preserving magic. She's a hag in disguise.

>> No.46846568

>>46846256
I figured it’s because she’s too obvious and this Nemuno gets overlooked. She’s still a worthy haghu.

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>> No.46847049
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>>46845414
that's how she lures her victims

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>>46846256

>> No.46847557

Which haghu would you accidentally call "mum" in front of people and get super embarrassed about, only to have her tease you about it later at night while she's wrapping her legs around you ensuring your inside of her deep as possible while you creampie her?

>> No.46847566

>>46847557
Mommyzou

>> No.46847787
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>>46847557
Toyo, who'd be all fun and naive between our peers, but the very moment we're alone...

>> No.46847849 [SPOILER] 
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>>46847557
This mature lady but without the passionate breeding session yet

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>>46847557
I call her that on purpose just to embarrass her.

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>>46847849
she's dry as a desert Anon, too much radiation in space and trauma

>> No.46847928

>>46847787
I would worship her peaches. Eat them too...

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>>46847903
No, nonsense, I gotta believe

>> No.46847944

>>46847557
>accidentally
Eh...

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>>46847566

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>>46847557
It's an easy mistake anybody would make.

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>>46848093
What mistake

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>>46847931
h-here, Anon, this is totally your baby that came out of her! She didn't fake her pregnancy for nine months then kidnapped a random newborn, no, no! Congrats on fatherhood!

>> No.46848325

>>46848168
>kidnapped a random newborn
She did? Damn, should've known she would do that. Either way, I still gotta believe

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I'LL SAY IT! I'LL FUCKING SAY IT: I love u mum!

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Damn hags! I hate you! Not because I think you're ugly, but because you give me all these feelings that I don't know what to do with it. Curse you, bastards!! Take responsibility, NOW!

>> No.46849608
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>>46847557
The teasing/doting would be horrible

>> No.46849623

TOTAL
HAG
MATING PRESS

>> No.46849673
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>>46849623
HELL YEAH BROTHA!

>> No.46849729
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We need to go saggier

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>>46849608

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What makes a true hag?

>> No.46849783
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>>46847903
Quite the opposite, anon.
Junko is the rare hag that can get pregnant, because she effectively purified herself into becoming the divine essence of motherhood, and is now so fertile that she could repopulate the entirety of Japan if she needed to.
That's why you need to use at least three kinds of protection to avoid guaranteed pregnancy with her.

>> No.46849843

>>46849783
What happens if I put fertility meds in her food, courtesy of Eirin?

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>>46849729
I love hag saggers...

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>>46849783
>That's why you need to use at least three kinds of protection to avoid guaranteed pregnancy with her
s-she's too powerful!

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>>46849843
Those would be completely ineffective because she cannot get any less or more fertile since she's the platonic ideal of fertility already.

>> No.46849932

>>46849729
The Sage's sagging saggers
Yukari's_mouth.jpg

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>>46849932
>Yukari's_mouth.jpg
WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT??!

>> No.46849963

>>46849896
I don't think she is.

>> No.46849981

hag milk...

>> No.46849993

>>46849867
>kanako saggers
Anon...
Where are they...

>> No.46850015

>>46849673
For some reason I cant see Yuuka as a hag in the same light as the others. In my mind she's just too elegant and refined and the pathetic games of the other hags would never appeal to her. Despite having the look and age, she gives off zero hag energy to me.

>> No.46850021
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>>46849981
the best kind of milk...

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>>46849993
fuck the Myouren temple, using bait and switch like that! That's not Kanako!

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>>46849963
Nobody cares what you think, Chang'e.
Now watch as the pure hag gets pregnant with sedecimplets again.

>> No.46850119

In mortal human years, what's the prime age of a hag?

>> No.46850127

>>46847787
You'll literally need a new dick and be bleeding

>> No.46850131
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>>46850078
>appears in front of you
>purifies you back into baby form
>nurtures you with immense love and affection
that's how you deal with jerks!

>> No.46850147

which of the hags do you think would be frightened about becoming a mother?
I imagine a large amount of them would be once the reality of the situation really sets in

>> No.46850163
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>>46850119
17 years old - (10^6 × 26) years old
so from Yukari to Kaguya

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>>46850127
some things in life are just worthy it, Anon.

>> No.46850184

>>46849729
No we (they) need a bra.

>> No.46850193
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>>46850131
how horrible
who would want that h-haha?...

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>>46850193
can you imagine the terrible fate of being tenderly nurtured on her large bosom as she whispers exactly why you're the most important thing in her life and that your sole presence and innocent love keeps her going? Sounds like fucking hell.

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>>46850282
Yeah, imagine losing all those cool adult things that you get to enjoy like taxes, bills, stress, having to earn a living, doing the laundry, cleaning up after yourself or having to prepare food for yourself, and only getting things like stability, care, fresh milk and unconditional love in return.

>> No.46850484

>>46850078
Imagine the belly rubs...

>> No.46850855
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>>46830116
Dancing with the hag

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I'm afraid of hag pampering, because I don't want to be a useless and unreliable man, but at the end of the day I get worn out, lose the will to do anything, and become useless anyway.
So I think it would be better if Junko existed so I could feel a sense of purpose in defying a hateful and sterile existence rather then for the desire to be treated well by an older woman. But I suppose either way hags would be my reason for existence.
Terrifying.

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>>46830116
I already am in the hag unity!

>> No.46850997

>>46850981
Why are you posting a fox in the hag thread?

>> No.46851017
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46851017

If you don't want to impregnate and start a family with your hag you don't deserve her

>> No.46851037

>>46851017
How many am I allowed?

>> No.46851054

>>46851037
12. Any less than that is simply an insult to your hagwife's womb.

>> No.46851062

>>46851054
Only 12?

>> No.46851167
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>>46849776
Quite frankly it's the attitude. Hagdom is a state of mind which comes naturally with old creaky bodies. You can have voluptuous women and not be a hag, and the existence of lolibaba proves you don't necessarily need great big saggers or height. Simply put, a woman who's not in her prime and has reached the acceptance stage of denial about it. Petty mischief, meddling, and lazy lifestyles are hallmark behavior. When it comes down to it, it's an energy you can just instinctually "feel" from a character.
>>46850997
She is a borderline hag like Yuuka. She stokes jealousy in women who's potential for children are drier than the Atacama and good form and posture means no back pains or sagging. She has some of the attitude, but is comfortable, like a mother permanently stuck before menopause.

>> No.46851182
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>>46849938

>> No.46851201

>>46851182
Kissing Yukari...

>> No.46851217

Would any of those lassies get on a ship with me? I like seas and oceans.

>> No.46851232
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>>46851217
she's a hag o' war(reads breeding)

>> No.46851242
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>>46851182
she taught Reimu french kissing that day

>> No.46851256

>>46851232
okay we really need to start defining what makes a hag character because you guys are just throwing this term around willy nilly at this point

>> No.46851274
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>>46851256
this Anon >>46851167 perfectly describes it. Careful with the hags, Anon, they hide in plain sight most of the time.

>> No.46851353
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>>46851017
well said

>> No.46851370

>>46851232
Sink me matey, leave a chore! She to be sailin' wit' a me yarrr!

>> No.46851398
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I was writing a very long post describing different hag types but I pressed the button to go back in my mouse and lost everything...

>> No.46851413
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>>46851398
HEY! THIS MF WAS WRITING A LONG PARAGRAPH IN THE 4CHIN TEXT BOX!!!!

>> No.46851440
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>>46851413
It wasn't supposed to be long but I got carried away, I swear!

>> No.46851443
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>>46851370
see how she handles the mast!!

>> No.46851457
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46851457

stop posting women in their prime with expectations for a good life and wombs as fertile as volcanic soil; those aren't hags. This is what a hag looks like!

>> No.46851469
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>>46851440
failure is the greatest teacher...

>> No.46851768

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? THINK OF YOUR AGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.46851823
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>>46851768
she's not that old and looks incredible in anything!

>> No.46851830
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46851834

s-she's very young, really! She even called herself a 'whippersnapper'!

>> No.46851919
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>>46830116
Why is Yuyuko a hag? She killed herself with her teenage body.
And Byakuren became inmortal with about 24-28 years, shes far from a hag.

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>>46851919
I'm pretty sure Byakuren became immortal as an old woman, she uses magic to make herself young and dramatically enhance her strength

>> No.46851991

>>46850282
who r you people and why/how do you keep reading my deepest most passionate fantasies from my mind

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>>46851919
It's the mindset. A chubby food-loving ditzy woman? That's a hag

>> No.46852156
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I'm a very lonely mid 30's manlet, I need to meet clingy mature 2hu's ;-;

>> No.46852164
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My mother never loved me enough, I need sexy lonely 2hu's to want me

>> No.46852229
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46852229

>>46851991
that's a secret, Anon!

>> No.46852291

>>46851457
>There are people in this world who think fucking Yuugi is a hag

>> No.46852440

You call these women "hags", but none of them look older than 40.

>> No.46852452

>wanting to fuck Junko when she'll just be thinking of Chang'e

>> No.46852459

>>46852440
yet none of them is younger than 400

>> No.46852487

>>46852440
Post 40 year old looking aaa touhous then

>> No.46852488
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46852488

>>46852291
she's prime big sister, never hag

>> No.46852513

>>46852452
"My husband-son is impregnating me, are you watching Chang'e?!"

>> No.46852519
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>>46852487
he worked a lot of nightshifts

>> No.46852522
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>>46852487
Arguably, Yukari looks even younger than that. A fine 17 year old maiden we have here, if I may say so myself.

>> No.46852529

>>46852488
this invasion of anes into the oba territory is quite suspicious.

>> No.46852542
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I'm going to start discreetly slipping invitations to the Hag meetings into Sanae's mailbox

>> No.46852545
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>>46852522
maybe she's even younger, but pitying her hag pals enough to stay as a ripe 17 years old

>> No.46852558
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46852558

she's test driving mom attire

>> No.46852584

>>46852229
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
i dont need hag mommy...

>> No.46852808

>>46852542
Don't be mean to Sanae
She'll start to worry about her looks and age if you keep doing that

>> No.46852860

>>46831133
>autistic contrarian that is liked by nobody
So, all of us?
...Dear God, does that mean that all of us hate and love each other at the same time? Maybe we should form some sort of Unity.

>> No.46852884

>>46831133
>canon
Anyone in canon touhou is a gigantic unlikable cunt 9 times out of 10, who gives a shit?

>> No.46852913
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46852913

>>46831133
>Guys! the autistic contrarian hag isn't like that she's like this!
You know she's listening in on these threads right? Are you trying to turn her into a easy, needy woman on purpose? It won't end well for you!

>> No.46852933

>>46852913
I think that Miss Yukari is cute

>> No.46854108

Need Yukari wearing a school uniform with her flabby belly poking out
Other hags work too

>> No.46854180
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>>46854108
hags in schoolgirl uniforms hits the perfect spot between comedic, sad and sexy

>> No.46854189
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46854189

so much belly to love...

>> No.46854197

>>46854189
And just like hex maniacs, she is built for bearing ludicrous amounts of children
Imagine the belly...

>> No.46854218
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46854218

>>46854197
the more belly, the better...
imagine the grabs

>> No.46854222
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>>46854218

>> No.46854428

Why all hagfags are so goddamn horny?

>> No.46854607
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>>46854428
they are very erotic and draw you in even if you didn't have mother issues, suffice to say, they are a cognitohazard to susceptible individuals leading to a very measurable drop in their intelligence

>> No.46855210

I absolutely deserve to get hagged with no hope of escape

>> No.46856492
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46856492

Here's your team for this week's group project.

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>>46856492
I elope with Eirin, do the absolute bare minimum of work while she insists on doing all the hard stuff, and ask that we be graded seperately
Those two whores on the left bursting into tears once they realise that I knew all they were going to do is file their nails and try to suck dick will be worth the passing grade.
And then of course I give that cute nerd a rough dicking since she is in fact extremely hot, just in a less slutty way.

>> No.46857126

>>46856492
I love this artists hags

>> No.46857172
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46857172

The past week I've only had Yuyuko-sama in my mind. I want to get lost in her otherwordly beauty and softness.

>> No.46857212

>>46857172
The reason only she has been in your mind is because she's so fat nothing else can fit in it

>> No.46857216
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46857216

>>46857172
same, she's just so perfect

>> No.46857221
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>>46857212
she's a big hunk of love!

>> No.46857264
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46857264

>>46857212
She's a big girl (for me)

>> No.46857323
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46857323

>>46857126
He truly is the chubmeister

>> No.46857332

>>46857323
Damn these flabby, saggy hags!
Correction is needed!

>> No.46857344

Toho is so boring
why popular among foreigners?

>> No.46857345
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46857345

>>46857323
I love my intelligent and cute doctor wife!

>> No.46857369

>>46857344
Why are you pretending to be Japanese?

>> No.46857388

>>46857345
Come on doc, it's been erect for 4 hours straight! Help me out here, please!

>> No.46857389
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46857389

>>46857332
In this house we rawdog our hags until they tighten up their bellies again!

>> No.46857424

Hags will shrink you and put you in their clothes

>> No.46857426
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46857426

>>46857388
More studies must be conducted. Stay quiet and still, Anon, otherwise you'll make her mad

>> No.46857429

>>46857344
gooner

>> No.46857442
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46857442

>>46857424
I'll take my new role as her personal pit sweat drinking miceman very seriously.

>> No.46857447

>>46857389
I don't think that's what pregnancy does
>>46857424
Oh no?!

>> No.46857573
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46857573

>>46857424
I'm fine with that.

>> No.46857604

>>46854218
French kissing her belly button

>> No.46857613

>>46857424
I accept my fate with good grace

>> No.46857746

This thread is unfathomably based
Hags are simply too powerful

>> No.46858820
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46858820

What would you do in this situation?

>> No.46858827

>>46858820
Tell them we will have the biggest, happiest family

>> No.46858834

>>46858820
Pray that my death won't be too painful
Of course I would never be so stupid as to dig this grave for myself, as I know that the two Yukarins are mortal enemies, and playing with both of them is like playing with matches in a puddle of gasoline

>> No.46859330
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46859330

her saggers are the best!

>> No.46859340

>>46859330
Your meals will consist of breast milk

>> No.46859457
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46859457

>>46859340
as appetizer, I'll take the breadsticks covered in gouda, a baked brie and stuffed mushrooms with parmesan cheese. For soup, 40 ounces of new England clam chowder with EXTRA heavy cream. A caprese salad with fresh mozzarella and, for the main course, I'll take the fettuccine Alfredo followed by a smaller portion of chicken cordon bleu. Make the side creamed spinach, and to finish it with the crème de la crème, tiramisu. Three heavy cream vanilla milkshakes and an affogato.
thank you for the food, Junko!

>> No.46859513
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46859513

>>46859457
>that's not even half her regular output

>> No.46859839

>>46859457
Enjoying hag milk in the rain seems like a very relaxing activity

>> No.46860073
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46860073

I have high standards for my own body weight, but I don't mind if Iku is a little chubby. Although it would be cute to see her fret over her body weight.

>> No.46860090
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46860090

>>46860073
a little bit of extra love in the right places can only enhance the woman, Anon.

>> No.46860108
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46860108

>>46859839
it's like the cool thing where guys eat ramen noodles in the rain in the middle of a cyberpunk dystopia, but with hags and their creamy, nutritious milk

>> No.46860265

>>46857424
H-how tiny? Hags are already way too powerful even at normal sizes!

>> No.46860280
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46860280

>>46860265
on your tiptoes, you'd be able to hug her thighs

>> No.46860300

>>46860280
But what if I don't want to disappear into an oversized sweater and be forced to perpetually drink milk?

>> No.46860327
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46860327

>>46860300
who said you had a choice in the matter? Go drink your creamy breastmilk and show her your drawings of you two together holding hands with big smiles, hearts surrounding you and a caption that reads “I'll marry my mum when I grow up!” already, Anon.

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46860406

If one Mom makes you happy why not four?

>> No.46860416
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46860416

>>46860406
that's a great deal!

>> No.46860579

>>46860280
God if only. I wouldn’t mind being made tinier either.
Uh, I mean oh nooooo that’s so terrible run away from the totally not beautiful old women!

>> No.46860699
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46860699

Junko on my junk

>> No.46860726

>>46860579
They might do lewd things with you; make you give them foot massages, put you in their cleavage haha

>> No.46860809

>>46860280
>frogsnake

>> No.46860846

>>46859330
>chanta

>> No.46860855

>>46860809
>>46860846
>psycho mantis

>> No.46860864

>>46860726
If by foot massages I so hope they don’t force me between their feet like they will their hefty boobs. It would be oh so horrible to be subjected to their overwhelming soft yet firm hag bodies while they go all ara ara and tease the unfortunate young man.

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>>46860579
>God if only. I wouldn’t mind being made tinier either.
understandable, but she's not shrinking you to the point you can't suck on her breasts. Hags have standards.

>> No.46860890
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46860890

Yeah yeah, getting pampered by hags is nice and all but I find myself wanting to pamper them more than the other way around. I just want to take care of and shower these women with all the love I can give them!
>>46860280
This artist's absurdly tall Junko has me both aroused and wishing I could go on calming walks beside her while holding hands.

>> No.46860902

>>46860868
Fair enough. Although I think she can always just smother me with a big stiff nipple and wash me with her milk and give me plenty to drink. So it could still work that way.

>> No.46860907
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46860907

>>46830116
>implying I'm not part of the Unity
Kanako is my wife.

>> No.46860922

>>46860890
>Yeah yeah, getting pampered by hags is nice and all but I find myself wanting to pamper them more than the other way around
Me too, lots of massages and kisses

>> No.46860938
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46860938

Good morning class

>> No.46860968
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46860968

>>46860902
you make a compelling argument...
She taught you very well!

>> No.46860986

>>46860968
I just want to get hagged really. And them being hyuge lends itself extra well.

>> No.46860992

>>46860938
Good morning mums!

>> No.46861066

Rubbing myself all over a hag like a cat!

>> No.46861092
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46861092

>>46861066
every action has a reaction, and they'll rub all over you like vixens on heat!

>> No.46861145

>>46861092
Mating press

>> No.46861215
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46861215

>>46861145
Mating

>> No.46861268
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>>46860890
>Yeah yeah, getting pampered by hags is nice and all but I find myself wanting to pamper them more than the other way around. I just want to take care of and shower these women with all the love I can give them!
Same here

>> No.46861377
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46861377

>>46861268
>>46860922
>>46860890

>> No.46861417

>>46861377
I'll pamper her with all I got!

>> No.46861443
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46861443

no nipple flashing in the christian board, you gap hag

>> No.46861531

>>46861377
I want this hag to bully and tease me with her old young lady feet.

>> No.46861580
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46861580

>>46861443
she cant help herself from flashing her tits, it's the only charm she's got left to lure men in

>> No.46861588

>>46861417
Make her say "Ahhn~"

>> No.46861643
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46861643

>>46861580
don't bully her, she's sexy... Skills are sexy! And she's a very skilled puppeteer!
... Men like that, right?

>> No.46861659

>>46861580
Who wants to see something so saggy? Gross

>> No.46861697
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46861697

>>46861659
Saggers are beautiful, you uncultured swine

>> No.46861737

>>46861643
She a cute purple autist.

>> No.46862721

>>46861580
Post all the other cucked Yukari comics please.

>> No.46863120

>>46861697
Fruit roll up tits. Gross.

>> No.46863656

hand holding with the hags

>> No.46864171

SAGGIER
Also if they don't audibly slosh when she moves they're not big enough

>> No.46865491

I'm not at all into saggy hags, and any claim made to the contrary would be libellous, but for no reason whatsoever here's my small contribution to the thread.

https://files.catbox.moe/4j3skm.jpg

>> No.46868405
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46868405

>>46857746
The hagpill is so strong that I have to bring up this screenshot as a reminder

>> No.46868474

>>46865491
>my
>contribution

>> No.46868516

>>46851037

Until you can't reproduce anymore

>> No.46868517
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46868517

>>46868474
>my

>> No.46869133

>>46868405
The funniest part is that I posted that
Unless someone copy pastad it, either way
Hags are simply too powerful and we cannot possibly hope to win against them

>> No.46869369
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46869369

>>46869133
Exactly, getting pampered by one is going to be like picrel

>> No.46869412
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>>46831078
But it cannot be.. This would mean that all my work has been for... nothing. Everything that i have tried to... A failure!! It can't be... Be. Be. Be. Be. Be...

>> No.46869452
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46869452

>>46869412
Maybe there is something that can be done. Perhaps you need more test subjects.

>> No.46870885
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46870885

>>46863656
Gappy acting smug and like she's doing you a favor for doing something so sappy with such a powerful youkai!
Gappy refusing to let go of your hand after a few minutes!

>> No.46872992

>>46870885
What a fool!
Now I will pepper her hands with kisses!

>> No.46875960

>>46870885
GIWTWM :(

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>> No.46876567

>>46851242
*taught Reimu the true meaning of fellatio

>> No.46877067

>>46846256
Gintoki must be very proud of his mother !

>> No.46877082
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46877082

>>46869452
Yes. More subjects. I think I shall start with (You). Do! Do!

>> No.46878333

>>46860280
Imagine running into her as you're going for a walk and as you look up at her as she's dauntingly tall, she gives you a despondent look followed by a short, subtle smile. After that she picks you up and carries you to her house where the only thing she responds with when you ask her to put you down is gentle shushing as she looks down, occasionally smirking at you.
It's hopeless, you belong to her now.

>> No.46878378

>>46870885
>>46872992
I wonder if her hand would be as sweaty as mine

>> No.46878521
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46878521

>>46878333
>"Well, what are you going to do if I don't put you down? Call your mama? That'd be futile because, as you see, I am your mama now."

>> No.46878633

Just tell junko you're really thirsty so she has to put you down to pour you some juice

>> No.46878662
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46878662

>>46878633
>carrying you
>you say you're thirsty
>she shifts to hold you with one arm like a baby and starts to nonchalantly take out one of her breasts
who'd have though?

>> No.46878671
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46878671

>>46830116

>> No.46878687

>>46878633
>>46878662
She couldn't carry me, I may be a manlet, but I'm a fat little shit

>> No.46878711

>>46878662
I may have miscalcula-

>> No.46878723
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>>46878687
I don't know about that, just think about her strength like this

>> No.46878951
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>>46878711
shuush, feeding time!

>> No.46879292
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>>46830116
Youkai are best equipped to deal with the world today. Who else? Da HUMANS?!? Please. Normies. They brought death to all of us

>> No.46879412

Death.
By hag sex!

>> No.46879605
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46879605

>>46879412
great ways to die~

>> No.46880027

>>46868405
And how do you fluster Yukari?

>> No.46880037

>>46861215
Kasen is old enough but does she really radiate hag energy?

>> No.46880099
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46880099

>>46880037
>old as fuck
>lectures everyone
>has a bunch of pets to not feel lonely
>her fucked up personality disorder assaulted her daughter and she had to be put on meds by said daughter
>her work is acting as HOA for Gensokyo with other two hags
she's a hag through and through

>> No.46880111

>>46880099
And how do these traits come together to affect our intense, passionate cuddling sessions where she tells me how proud she is of me?

>> No.46880270

>>46880111
The pets will be sharing the bed with you

>> No.46880325

>>46880099
oh fuck you're right
at last I finally see the light

>> No.46880640
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46880640

>>46851274
>>46851232
I don't think Murasa is really a hag, she has a youthful energy.
However I will continue to fantasize about her drowning me to near death, pulling me down in a swell and letting my lungs completely fill up with water experiencing the agony of drowning, only to pull me up and save me last second with CPR, upon which I will be utterly mind broken and dependent on her having been one step from a watery grave and totally unaware that she's the one who did it to me in the first place. anyway.
Damn, just imagine clinging to Murasa for dear life every time you see a body of water because your utterly aquaphobic. Hijiri being overjoyed that Murasa saved a human from drowning and that she's also taking care of him(because she'd never drown anyone right? That'd result in some severe punishment...). Waking up screaming because you had a nightmare about the black depths and crying into Murasa's pajama's, apologizing profusely for being such a wreck. Slowly awakening Murasa's parental side...
Okay, maybe she is a little bit of a hag.

>> No.46880713
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46880713

>>46880640
better yet if she tries to 'rehabilitate' you but always manipulates things to fail and feel like they're your fault, like:
>takes you to a small pool; you can literally stand on it with half your chest out of the water, but there's a deeper side you didn't see and she didn't tell you. She plays with you in the water, hugs you, whispers in your ear while tenderly holding you and, momentarily, your fear seems to subside; then you two race against each other and before you notice you're sinking, the water is pristine and treated yet serves as your tomb anyway. People didn't see you because of all that water being splashed and couldn't spot you despite your struggle visible through the crystal clear water... Then swoops your only hero, dragging you from the glistering death trap that is the ever-pulling water—a hero to which you hold onto for dear life—that apologizes infinitely but you know it's not her fault; if she'd known about the deeper side, she'd have told you, for what motive wouldn't she? And it wasn't that deep, just a little over 5 meters; you're just a wreck that can't properly swim with a silly trauma
>Murasa takes you back home, cuddles with you in bed and whispers sweet nothings in your ear, encouraging you and never letting the ugly trauma decide your life. Your fears melt away as you’re strongly pressed against her warm body.
>In your hero's arms, you're calm; nurtured and, mainly, safe
>the passionate sex that follows is ungodly

>> No.46880798

>>46880099
>to not feel lonely
I can fix that

>> No.46880802
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46880802

>>46880027
Just be nice to her and be her friend, it'll inevitably happen at some point. Don't do anything extreme though

>> No.46880819

>>46880802
>Don't do anything extreme though
I think shes the one more likely to do something extreme

>> No.46880825 [SPOILER] 
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>>46880802
>Don't do anything extreme though
Too late

>> No.46880913

>>46842676
old women running the world
a new age

>> No.46880941
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>>46880713
I think it would probably be a slow descent into a co-dependent toxic, but almost stable relationship.
At first she resents the fact that you're a wreck without her around like some kind of ball and chain, but then you have a maniac episode when you slip and fall into the bathes and your fear is like the best drug a water-based drowning youkai could ask for. So she starts creating more little 'accidents' for you so she can see you acting all terrified again. When other people at the temple ask, she'll explain it's for your 'rehabilitation' and that repeated exposure to trauma will allow you to build a resistance to it, which is just believable enough to have her skirt punishment. After a few months she's tormented you so much that she's associated the joy of triggering your aquaphobia with the act of coddling you and unconsciously starts giving you affection even when you're not having a panic attack, which eventually leads to the unholy Union.
And unbeknownst to all Hijiri knew the truth the entire time, even 'helped' things along at times, because she's a meddling hag who saw potential in a co-dependent Human-Youkai marriage.
Goddamned hags I swear....

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>>46880941
the hag energy is simply too powerful...
>the end goal is, after discovering the convoluted and extreme ways she went to exploit (You)r fears and traumas, (You) confront her, which leads to the crumbling of her house of cards and so, (You)r demise in her hands, but due to the sheer hatred that once was love and awe (You) become nipponese Davy Jones, seeking vengeance yet still burning with betrayed love.
Nothing befits more a hag than broken love that leads to either baby making redemption; a sappy destruction of both parties; (You)r ultimate demise in her hands or bittersweet revenge; they eat that melodrama like it's candy

>> No.46880992

>>46880819
>I think shes the one more likely to do something extreme
Yeah but only in response to you doing something extreme. Unfortunately she's not used to positive attention so to her that may be something like holding her hand or complimenting her hair.

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>>46831133
>she is autistic contrarian that is liked by nobody
And that is exactly why she becomes so uncharacteristically flattered and embarrassed when someone actually compliments, praises or otherwise is kind to her for once, as it's something she simply isn't used to in all her many years of living.

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>>46830881
Hi Yumemi

What are your thoughts on string theory?

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>https://www.touhou-project.com/th/res/162569.html
>necromancer x Byakuren fic
>abandoned 11 years ago
:(

>> No.46882809

>>46836931
wtf i didn't know the hags had such good taste

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>>46881462
Even those cannot make a hag look good, and they should not be permitted to wear them for the sake of all mankind.

>> No.46884789

I love fat hags

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>>46879292
You mean to change all the others into hag sex slaves, as well.

>> No.46885022

I was brought into this world to commit snugglehag

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Daily reminder that Sudden Hag Death Syndrome is a very real disease for which the only preventative measure is daily affection and words of affirmation.
Yes, this includes scary hags like Okina and Yes, you do have to kiss her on the back of the hand, forehead, and the top of her head in that precise order or she will smite you from existence.

>> No.46885187

>>46885121
instructions unclear, peppered her cheeks with smooches

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>>46885121
oh God, I'm glad for the warning! Must go and take care of Junko before she collapses from SHDS. Phew, can always count on random people in the internet for reliable advice

>> No.46885267

>>46885121
Don't do this Yukari had no clue how to respond and now she's going t

>> No.46885306

>>46885267
Better start thinking of names anon

>> No.46886087

>>46885121
Instructions unclear. I just brutally nakadashi'd her.
She seems happy about it though.

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bye bye hags!

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>>46882809
Well, obviously. They're all old, anon, so they only play old stuff, but at least they're discriminating (unlike their taste in men), while zoomers have shit taste and only play the slop of the month before moving on to the newly released garbage.

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>>46885121
Instructions unclear, kiss my hag a goodnight :)

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How does she manage to evade the stigma of being a hag despite being older than most of them by a wide margin?
Is it a strict diet? A carefree lifestyle?
Or does she absorb the lifeforce of a fairy every now and again to rejuviante herself?
We may never know.

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>>46887446
despite avoiding it, nothing change the face that she's a hag.

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>>46887446
She's not sedentary or relying on servants to do work for her. She's on the christmas cake end of the hag spectrum.

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>>46887446
Hags are defined by their desperation in finding a mate, a wholly fruitless endeavor.
Yuuka only cares about flowers and bullying those that have a high opinion of themselves, so she does not find herself amongst their ranks.

>> No.46887659

>>46830776
So you're telling me I could still be the shota at 30 with these ladies?

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