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4677976 No.4677976 [Reply] [Original]

Younger, hotter, more sexy, sluttier and better clothes.
Aya was yesterday.

>> No.4677982

I'm totally pro-Hatate, but could you, like, be a bit less obvious about your troll threads?

>> No.4677996
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4677996

Aya isn't going to take any more shit from her.

>> No.4678008

>>4677996
So she gave up on the reporting battle and went back to being the usual Aya in the end.
Basically, isn't she, like, admitting she lost?
Heehee, that just makes me more confident in my own reporting! Now, let's go!

>> No.4678007
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4678007

Time to sell her body on the streets...oh wait.

>> No.4678031
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4678031

There's no need to choose one over the other. A lesbian couple is the Final Destination.

>> No.4678039
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>>4678031
wait, better pic.

>> No.4678044

>>4678031
Fuck no. I can't bear the thought of them together.

>> No.4678047

>>4678031
You cannot do this. The STD will destroy Gensokyo.

>> No.4678053

she has no wings, how is she flying?

she's a crow tengu right?

also, dem stockings

>> No.4678060 [DELETED] 

>>4677976
I don't even know whats supposed to be fucking happening here.

Is she flying at a very weird angle in a very weird position? Is she falling? Is she floating in a very werid position and angle? If she is flying or floating why would her legs be straight out like that even with the feet? That would be uncomfortable - and flying that way would be impossible.

This makes no sense and i hate it.

>> No.4678056

>>4678047
Yōkai can get STDs?

>> No.4678063

>>4678056
They have other sicknesses Eirin needs to keep medicine for. It only makes sense that this extend to STDs.

>> No.4678065

>>4678053
>crow tengu
redundant

>> No.4678074 [DELETED] 

>>4678067
>>4678069

Her skirt and hair position make that not possible.

>> No.4678067

>>4678060
she is floating backwards

>> No.4678076
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>>4678065
Hi.

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>>4678060
You think that's bad? Look at this one.

>> No.4678071

>>4678047
no such thing as STD's in gensokyo

>> No.4678069

>>4678060
She's flying backwards.

>> No.4678081

>>4678074
Artist doesn't know what he's doing. Mystery solved.

>> No.4678082

>>4678074
wind in the opposite direction

>> No.4678090

It makes sense that Touhous be able to do weird shit in the air because the tiny hitbox is just an abstraction for them doing absurd contortions to avoid being hit.

>> No.4678091 [DELETED] 

>>4678082
If she's able to fly in an opposing direction to the wind, the wind would not be close to high enough speeds to push her hair and clothes the other way. Otherwise she wouldn't be able to fly/float in that direction due to wind speeds.

>> No.4678096

>>4678060
She is a slut spreading her legs.

>> No.4678101

>>4678060
>>4678074
>>4678069
>>4678067
The artist just didn't consider the physics or motion when drawing this. He drew her in whatever position he felt looked nice, just in the sky.

>> No.4678102

>>4678091
>Otherwise she wouldn't be able to fly/float in that direction
fucking floating magic, the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.4678106 [DELETED] 

>>4678101
So the artist is an idiot. I guess that's a good enough answer for me.

>> No.4678108

>>4678076
Nobody here likes you.
Go away.

>> No.4678116 [DELETED] 
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>>4678108
I love Moemizi she is one of my favorite touhous.

>> No.4678118

>>4678106
Welcom to the wonderful world of Anime. Where rational thoughts and physical things mean nothing.
Or rather, the Movie world is the same anyway.
Let's just say the entertaining industry in any form is that way.

>> No.4678125 [DELETED] 

>>4678118
Well that's why I don't mind the fact that she can fly or float or whatever. There's some stuff I can say 'okay its just for entertainment, whatever its not supposed to be real' but something as basic as the shit I complained about with this image shouldn't happen.

>> No.4678134

>>4678116
Nobody here likes you.
Go away.

>> No.4678141

>>4678125
Aya has the power to control wind, she can probably pull off some pretty freaky stuff with it.

>> No.4678146
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4678146

Hatate is smalltime. Only reason 90% of her fans like her is because she's new.

>> No.4678149

>>4678141
oh that's Hatate. they're a palette swap and I couldn't tell glancing at the thumbnail

>> No.4678148

>>4678141
that's not aya

>> No.4678158

>>4678146
I like her because her personality, like, seems pretty cool, and she's totally an honest reporter, unlike Aya.

>> No.4678908 [DELETED] 

>>4678907
Because she is.

>> No.4678907

I don't say this often but she does look like a slut...

>> No.4678917
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4678917

There needs to be more art of Hatate with wings to fuel my birdgirl fetish.

>> No.4678948

>>4678075
...Why is she naked?
...Why is she in the sky?
Why is she naked in the sky?

>> No.4678973
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>>4678948

>> No.4678977

Hatate is too stupid/innocent and positive for me to hate. It's fun seeing the contrast between her scene comments and Aya's. Aya is so jaded.

>> No.4678990

Even if it is magic, a camera phone isn't good for professional journalism.

>> No.4678991
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>>4678977
You'd be jaded too if you had to put up with half the shit I do.

>> No.4678996

>>4678977
Aya never bothered actually trying. She's cheated her entire life, and that's a damn long time.

Hatate will show her what's what.

>> No.4678994

>>4678917
How do you tenderly love a birdgirl considering you can't sex her on her back, as it will wreck her feathers.

>> No.4679012
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>>4678996
Case in point.

>> No.4679023

>>4679012
Please. All Aya does is fly around and pick fights. Actual interviewing and article writing (what she doesn't bullshit, anyway) make up a miniscule proportion of her day.

>> No.4679031

>>4679012
Hearing people tell the truth makes you jadded?

I know it's a new experience for you but jeaz...

>> No.4679035

>>4678994
There are sexual positions where the girl isn't lying on her back you know.

>> No.4679036

>>4679023
What's the matter? She dug dirt on your waifu?

>> No.4679047 [DELETED] 

>>4679035
Actually, most of the good ones are with her not on her back as well, that anon sure is missing out.

>> No.4679049

>>4679036
More like my waifu dug dirt on her. All of Hatate's life is public knowledge already; there's nothing TO dig up.

>> No.4679048

>>4678994
two words: in flight

>> No.4679056

>>4679047
I only engage in intercourse in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation in the presence of illumination.

>> No.4679063 [DELETED] 

>>4679056
You only engage in intercourse with your hand.

>> No.4679089
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>>4679023
Don't tell me how to do my job until you try it yourself, buddy.

>>4679031
I'm fine with the truth. Contrary to what people believe, I dont have some vendeta aganst truth. What grinds away at my oh-so-positive additude is the hate. Yeah, Bunbunmaru has alot of bullshit in it. Thats the damn point. Its a tabloid newspaper full of gossip and rumors. Your SUPPOSED to take it with a grain, hell, a cup of salt, but I can't really go around saying "Hey, you shouldn't subscribe to my newspaper, its not what your looking for" and make a living, now can I?

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>>4679089
>admits to intentionally printing fabrications but wants to be taken seriously as a reporter

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>>4679031
Sorry, got off track there.
What jades my oh-so-positive attiude is the hate. People know me around Gensokyo, you know? They see me flying around, they think "Oh, its Aya." But ooooh no, they don't just think. Every damn humanoid with a mouth makes it their sacred duty to explain to ME why I suck, my newspaper sucks, how I'm a hack, how that new girl is so much better, how much of a slut I am, and every other piece of insult and scrap of hazing you've heard.
Think you hear it alot?
You have
NO.
IDEA.

>> No.4679129 [DELETED] 

>>4679128
Yeah suck up all my cum, aya

>> No.4679133
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>>4679116
suck it up aya

>> No.4679134 [DELETED] 

>>4679133
YEAH SUCK UP ALL MY CUM AYA AND DOTN FUCKING DELTE IT THIS TIME AFTER I QUIOTE IT YOU FUCKGSIN ASHOSLE

>> No.4679138 [DELETED] 

>>4679136
YEAH DRINK UP ALL MY CUM KAGAMI

>> No.4679136
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>>4679134

>> No.4679143
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>>4679138

>> No.4679147 [DELETED] 

>>4679143
YEAH LOOK AT ALL MY CUM CHINA

>> No.4679150

>>4679147
okay now I lol'd.
You can stop now though.
Seriously, stop.

>> No.4679152

>>4679150
YEAH STOP ALL MY CUM ANON

>> No.4679159 [DELETED] 

>>4679152
YEAH TELL HIM ABOUT MY CUM FOR ME ANON

>> No.4679158

>>4679152
see now if you posted with currybutt in the name field and a random trip that would have been optimal.

>> No.4679163

>>4679159
I agree.

>> No.4679206 [DELETED] 

...well that degraded faster than usual.
See what I mean?
I walk into a room;
"Hey Aya, suck my dick~"
"Hey slut, wanna go?"
"No sluts alowed, Aya, go away."
"WOOOO YEAH AYA LETS FUCK"
Every.
Single.
Time.
It never stops and it never changes.
Grin and bear it? Yeah, I grin and bear it.
Just keep grining and bearing and grining and bear and grining and bearing and grining and bear and ayayaya, I need sleep...
See you 'round, /jp/. For better or for worse.

>> No.4679219
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4679219

...well that degraded faster than usual.
See what I mean?
I walk into a room;
"Hey Aya, suck my dick~"
"Hey slut, wanna go?"
"No sluts alowed, Aya, go away."
"WOOOO YEAH AYA LETS FUCK"
Every.
Single.
Time.
It never stops and it never changes.
Grin and bear it? Yeah, I grin and bear it. Just keep grining and bearing it till the day I die. Ayayayayaaa, I need sleep...
See you 'round, /jp/. For better or for worse...

>> No.4679224

>>4679219
see ya round talentless hack whore slut

>> No.4679233 [DELETED] 

>>4679219
YEAH SLURP UP MY CUM AYA

>> No.4679234

>>4679233
I agree.

>> No.4679236

Oh god, /jp/ has more retards than I thought.

>> No.4679240 [DELETED] 

>>4679236
YEAH SUCK UP ALL MY CUM RETARDS

>> No.4679243

>>4679240
I agree.

>> No.4679253

>>4679240
Cum in my mouth pl0x

>> No.4679284 [DELETED] 

>>4679253
NO SLURP UP ALL MY CUM OFF THE FLOOR ANONYMOUS

>> No.4679275

>>4679236
No, no, it's just the weekend.

>> No.4679285

>>4679284
I agree.

>> No.4679319

>>4679284
H-hidoi yo...

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