/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I wish to pet little girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674429
Because you're scum.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't have a girlfriend and will never have one even if I wanted to. Why ? Because I have a bad breath which smells like decomposing corpse. I can't do anything about it, everything I tried doesn't work much. I brush my tongue, floss between teeth, but an hour later my breath begins to smell again.
Do you know of a woman somewhere in the world so selfess that she would be willing to kiss a guy whose breath literally smells like shit in the morning? No, because there isn't one.

I am thinking of hitting on noseless girls but I don't think they exist in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

Because you think they'd be cute when you do it. Just stick to petting 2D girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674429
Because you are a failed byproduct of evolution, the worst and most vile human scum that should be castrated and locked away for the good of the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

My sister hates it when I pet her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674429
You can pat my head all day. :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674439
Not funny man. I am the one who wrote the original post you modified and I was telling the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674445
>:3

I'd never pet an emoticon using Gaia faggot like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674451
But I told the truth too, your post was just a good template. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674439
It actually exists. What's more, you can induce it. Kidnap a cute girl, spray zinc compounds into her nose, she permanently loses her sense of smell. Then you can rape her without worrying that she won't like you because of your bad smell.

[Anonymous No.]

My little cousin meows at me when I pet her. I HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674467
My little cousin whimpers like a dog when I pet her, then she gets on all fours and sticks her tongue out. I hope her obsession with dogs will end soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674459
Hey when you quoted him it's like you made the face angry that's crazy

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4674514
Sounds hot.

[Anonymous of Manila !!1gI4uJox3s7 No.]

>>4674514
>>4674467
My cousin whines like a horse when I whip her

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674532
why do you whip your cousin

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

My niece doesn't do or say anything when I pet her head. She just looks at me.

Because she is 1 yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674446

That's weird, she loves it when I pet her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674515
It made a lion.

[Anonymous of Manila !!1gI4uJox3s7 No.]

>>4674553
Foreplay I guess

[Anonymous No.]

Because they are small.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Petting thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675221
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

I assume you mean 3D. If so, because you are a fucking piece of shit and you have no respect for the very distinct line most of us create between 2D and 3D. Please castrate yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I petted a 19 year old the other day, does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675252
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XEsQjIyz7g

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674439

Rinse with 1 part hydrogen peroxide and 1 part water after you brush; does wonders.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674439
Damn I have the same problem. Also anything that has been in my mouth for just a second smells like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675310
Are you trying to kill him? Jesus christ, don't do this

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4675328
But my dick still smells fine, anonymous, you must be over reacting.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Momiji would be my pet ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675332
Gargling with H2O2 is a known method to clean the mouth of bacteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675340
It's true. I had to get a bottle of the shit when I had braces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675340
and after you should swallow some cyanide it works wonders

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675310
You can do this, just make sure to mix it with water. I wake up with horrible morning breath and this helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675332

It's not dangerous at the concentration you can get commercially. I'm pretty sure it's generally acknowledged that rinsing with 3% hydrogen peroxide is safe.

If in doubt, ask your dentist.

[Anonymous No.]

Satoko likes being patted very much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674451
What was changed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675345
You don't swallow it idort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675310
That's nice but what should I do to keep my dick from smelling?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4675385
Don't put it in anon's mouth anymore.

[Anonymous of Manila !!1gI4uJox3s7 No.]

/jp/ - Bad hygiene and personal grooming

[Anonymous No.]

>Why do I wish to pet little girls?
Because you're a pettophile.
Welcome to the club.

[^_^ No.]

Can even tsurupetting save this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

To anon's with bad breath: I used to have the same problem. Follow my advice, and everything will be fixed.

Brush your teeth very well (obviously)

Get a tongue scraper. If you're like me, you have had this weird bacterial infection coating your tongue since you were born. It is, more than likely, the cause of your stink. Scrape that shit off every time you brush your teeth. It will never go away permanently, but you make it appear (and smell like it) as if it doesn't exist.

Rinse your mouth out with vodka. I'm not joking. It works way better than regular mouth wash and is cheaper.
You can swallow it afterward, if you want.

Follow these three steps and you'll be on your road to recovery.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

:3

[Anonymous No.]

Must be so nice to pet a loli's head... ;_;

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

you will never oat an oarfish

;_;

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

you will never pat an oarfish

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675689

Ahahahaha Boof made a typo! What a fag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675689

>>4675695
Stop that BOOF, we know its you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675677
I will never oat a parfish.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never oat an oarfish
That's better than what you actually meant to write.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>4675758
what am I looking at

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675774
The same artist did the intermediate animations for Japanorama.

[Cirnoble !!gsLH+/f9G6M No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I should try petting my cousin on the head. She should be about 10 years old now. What's the best way and reason to do it?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4678984
For molesting purposes you fucking sick pedo go die.

[Anonymous No.]

If you have a sister who is a certain age (young, imouta), and you're the trusted oniisan, pet away when appropriate ("good job!"). Unless you're always an ass to her and she hates you. Then your life sucks.

-coming from someone who pats his imouto on the head for accomplishing things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4678993
What's wrong with petting? I always massage my little cousin and she does the same for me. I don't see how petting is any worse.

[Anonymous No.]

If you have a sister who is a certain age (young, imouto), and you're the trusted oniisan, pet away when appropriate ("good job!"). Unless you're always an ass to her and she hates you. Then your life sucks.

-coming from someone who pats his imouto on the head for accomplishing things.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679007

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679007
>I don't see how petting is any worse.
It's not, you're just a sicker fuck than the rest of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679013
I guess hugging a relation is sick too. And when a younger female of your own family glomps you, or sits on your lap? Yeah, sexual gesture. Dat's sick man.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679007
Massaging is probably worse than petting you fucking pedo piece of shit. Go touch on girls with Kimo, not on /jp/

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679020
I meant little girls, fucking pedo freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679013
Why am I a sick fuck, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679024
>I meant I like to pet little girls because i'm a sick pedo freak.

Oh, cool, nice to know.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679022
>glomps
>implying you think pretending to be a troll by saying 'glomps' will make it so you get off the topic of your pedophilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679027
Would run at and hug be a more appropriate term, good sir? ^_^;

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679028
I'm glad you have such amazing reading comprehension and literacy skills that you can confuse a simple statement and mix it up. You sure aren't the most intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys with bad breath probably have tonsil stones. I used to, but I scrape the shit out of my tonsils with my fingers now and my breath never smells abnormally bad anymore.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679032
>>4679028
>>4679022

Same butthurt pedofag in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679034
>Implying that implying is implicity implicated to imply implication

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679022
I like when my cousin or her friends sit on my lap... Other people are surprisingly warm, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679038
Same angry currybutt trolling.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679042
especially when they are on your cock, right you pedo fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679042
Indeed. If you grip your arm, you'll find that you generate an equal amount of heat. Amazing, isn't it? Of course, there's something special when you're feeling contact that comes from another person....most likely a difference we perceive due to our social nature as humans.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679054
Except with you, you only feel that with little girls and not people your age or males, odd. Sounds like a pedo to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679059
Most of my physical contact is with females about my own age. Not males. If I experienced alot of contact with males, i'd be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679064
Gay? You mean like currybutt is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679054
My arms are actually cold right now. The palm of my hand is slightly warm though. I think my body temperature is just low or something. I tend to have a hard time warming up and keeping warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679069
Damn straight~

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679069
>implying all my posts about loving fagers doesn't already say enough in regards to that

>>4679064
Your physical contact is all with little girls. On your lap at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679064
>physical contact with females about my own age
Get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679081
He's on /jp/. They're probably dakimura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679064
No, you'd be normal. I'm pretty sure you're gay because you're so repressed you're afraid of having a man touch you on the shoulder.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679064
see
>>4679097

You sure sound scared of 'being gay' or 'seen as gay' if a guy even got close to you. Sounds like you're in a bit of denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4674429
Why do you wish to pet little girls?

Probably the same reason you want to pet cats when you see them. Only with added 'it's in anime so it's cool' influence.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679117
More like because he wants to be as physically close to female children as possible without getting arrested for it, fucking pedo freaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679120

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679139
>haruhi shit

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679140

See:

>>4679124

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679148
I don't agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679182
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679184
I don't agree.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679312
Your dick likes it the most though right, pedo faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I pet my little cousin on the head all the time, she doesn't complain at all... I think she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679324
I agree.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679337

JB IS STILL CONSIDERED CP AND ALSO WILL GET YOU ARRESTED FOR FUCKING A LITTLE GIRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679324
She's 15.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679342
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679342
No.
CP is before puberty.
Go back to sleep, curry ass.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4679348
>implying jailbait is legal

okay bro.

Ebophilia is just as illegal as pedophilia

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679342
She won't report me, she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679348
From a legal standpoint, that is true though. It's all CP. Your pedo reasoning won't fly in court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4679359
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

Curryass sure is having fun tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4675237
Would someone please tell me what this is from? Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

Because many are about hand height.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this thread still here?