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Scientists find a way to enter Gensokyo and they're sending YOU! What do you take with you?

>> No.4665723

>>>/k/

>> No.4665721

My dick.

>> No.4665727

>Headwear (Optional)

At least make it obligatory so it will make sense, you lazy bastard

>> No.4665728

Reported for faggotry.

>> No.4665729

A bunch of brightly-colored rocks and my hoverbike. I'll show them how a real man dodges!

>> No.4665735

I don't need any weapon as everyone will be my friend.

>> No.4665736

>>4665729
>real man
>dodging
rofl

>> No.4665737

My penis is my weapon, My Glorious Days in my Anthem. Need I anything else?

>> No.4665740

>>4665735
This. I'll take some gifts for whatever youkai finds me, Keine, and Reimu before they send me packing out of Gensokyo. And some extras in case I run into anyone I want to give a gift to.

>> No.4665750

>>4665735
>>4665740
You don't have any friends in the real world, why would Gensokyo be any different?

>> No.4665764

I'm sitting here seriously thinking about this and I don't think it's possible. What can I possibly take with me from this world that could withstand the powers of lolis that shoot beams strong enough to drop the WTC or who think a nuclear blast would be a nice way to heat up their bathwater?

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>> No.4665781

>>4665740
Presents! Why didn't I think of that. Obviously the best way would be to load up the biggest vehicle I could find full of interesting toys and pretty things from the outside world that the touhous had never seen before.

Also, headwear would obviously be a cute hat with lots of frills and bows.

>> No.4665791

>>4665772
Nice on, anon. Obviously your cooking skills would be the best way to woo those girls.

>> No.4665795

>>4665791
He'll end up in the lake anyway

>> No.4665805

My bare hands.

>> No.4665806

>>4665750
They wouldn't be friends, but they'd care for my well-being and get me home as quickly as possible. Also I would give them nice things.

>> No.4665810

>>4665791
It worked for Shirou I guess.

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I take my faith for my loli frog goddess

>> No.4665824

>>4665817
why did I laugh

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>> No.4665838

>>4665830
that's not how you wear an apron, anon

>> No.4665840

Guess I'd have to swing by the Rifts universe and pick up some Glitterboy armor, Plasma cannons, and other things of that nature.

>> No.4665846

>>4665712
Reported.

OP found this survival sheet template on /b/ or /k/ and wasted his time trying to make it /jp/ related. Little did he know that none amongst us would give a shit. Be honest OP, how much hours out of your life did you waste making that?

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>>4665822
But Suwako is such a crybaby.

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>> No.4665855

>>4665846
now i feel bad for posting.

>> No.4665856

>>4665846

...but... haven't people already fallen into this devious and interesting trap?

>> No.4665864

>>4665846
Why so butthurt? He's generating OC.

>>4665855
Why such a sheep?

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