Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Flying Saucers
Get Caught and be Forced to Probe

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46620462
Based Psyme.

[Anonymous No.]

defeat haughty dragons by reminding them that their father is also a mere ape

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>pharaoh has you tied up in her chambers and slowly breaks you with her voice

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>tfw when Dragonian border patrol finds your dragon tail pics album

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>>46620487
>Apophis breaks in and saves you from pharaoh's tyranny
>Pharaoh is now your slave
>Apophis is your wife

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds suck at sports. Especially basketball

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered giving yourself to demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620497
>Apophis has you tied up in her chambers and slowly breaks you with her venom

[Anonymous No.]

The Chief God has successfully spliced Holstaur and Angel DNA together up in her Heaven and created her greatest weapon against the Mamono yet, the Holy Cows. They will given distributed to the most faithful. Men will never pay attention to filthy demons and monsters again.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the king!
My blood line stretches back for generations, an unbroken line of pure human blooded male kings!
I sure do love having an uncorrupted blood line!

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, don't give up. So what if you're a bunny instead of a mintaur? That never stopped me from getting swole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620580
>oops all sheep

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>>46620632
>"I'm sick of your bleating."
>"That was a baaaad decision friend."

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>>46620340
Lame and safe edgy. You wanna be a real annoying tourist to avoid being taken by Zipangese mamono or assert dominance? Be like Johnny Somali or that one white trash YouTuber who decided to do petty crimes and board specific trains in Japan.

Then! We can talk.

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>>46620719
Many small transgressions will piss a fox off faster than one big transgression.

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>>46620502
They excel at monster sports though, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

I love monsters

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It takes one wurmling to know you need two.
But two wurmlings... to know you need three.

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>>46620504
I will sign up for the Demon wife closed beta.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Anon!
Lightning resistance check.
Zap

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620825
>zaps cock

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>>46620760
All monsters are good at gaping and cumflation though, specially hags

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>>46620850
How about you gape deez nuts instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620876
That's probably really painful

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>>46620801
go away pedo

[Anonymous No.]

Lich teacher sex

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>>46620883
Go away feminist

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you're in your 40s, close to your 50s in MGC, past your prime and doing your best to maintain your young looks in the hopes of attracting a pretty Monster but you just don't have any success at all. You're deathly scared that if you look older, or let your age actually show, none of them will like you and take your virginity. But even though you're doing your best to still look like you're in your 30s, you just find no success.

Then suddenly this old geezer comes down the street ahead of you. He's in his fucking 70s and has a sharp white santa beard and silver hair. He's built like a fucking 80s body builder and exhumes ultra chad energy. He's being followed by his gaggle of wives, a Bicorn, a Jubjub, a Holst, a Bapho loli, a Fox Hag and a Mindflayer. They're all going moe as hell and losing their mind about how sexy and attractive 'old men' are and he's just melting their hearts talking about how much he loves all his wives. You're just frozen in place when he passes by you. He briefly makes eye contact with you and says "Embrace it." and winks as he walks by.

You have an epiphany and stop fighting your greying hairs and bulk up, start wearing nice clothes appropriate for a geezer like you. Suddenly Monsters can't get enough of you. You walked by a pair of Pyrows down the street and their panties practically almost dropped instantly at the sight of your new old chad looks. This Phoenix starts following you around hugging your arm from the right and this Dark Mage hag holds your hand on the left and says you've got the prettiest white mustache, she giggles because you look like you drank milk. And you will be drinking milk later, that's for sure.

The point is, Monsters adore old men.
Be old and Monsters will love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620974
The Geralt method

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>>46620504
Yeah actually, I would in a heartbeat if summoning demons wasn't so difficult
Like how the fuck am I supposed to draw a summoning circle? I can draw a summoning squiggle.
How am I supposed to make an offering? I can barely make grilled cheese without burning it.
There needs to be step by step instructions and a wiki for summoning succ butt

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>>46620995
I prefer the Heihachi method, but whatever works for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Zoomer greenworm that wears broccoli around her neck instead of a cabbage and says shit like "Yo this arugula bussin, frfr no cap" and "That vegan burger sussy, don't @ me"

[Anonymous No.]

Harpies are stinky! And that's a good thing.

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>>46621003
If you do the Heihachi method though then the Monsters will make you do this as well...
https://youtu.be/sTKJ_AUzc6s?t=33

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>>46620997
It's okay anon, it's easy. The first step is to get out and volunteer. Demons love good boys. Second, find a simple recipe that looks tasty and do your best. Alternatively, bake cookies. Keep in mind that it's the thought and honest try that counts. Lastly, place a heart-shaped item under your pillow. Let Eros know you're ready.

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This thread (and the world) needs more weasels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620965
Sexual education in the classroom, obviously showing practical examples
https://files.catbox.moe/qw5nls.webm

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE ME HAGS OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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>>46621191
no hags here, only svelte & nubile young women in their prime

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>>46621191
Fresh out. I've got a shy bunyip that refuses to come out from under the table though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621227
I am going to arm the fox.

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>>46620504
Every day
Has she considered FUCKING EXISTING?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621191
Giving you the first one will make you wish for the second one
https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621227
Why do all these young women have so many tails? I thought it took a hundred years to grow each one.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sitting in class
>All of a sudden feel wave of pleasure hit me like a tsunami
>Like slut without a gag reflex or the need to breath was sucking me off for 3 hours straight
>Doesn’t stop there
>Can’t even ride out my orgasm in peace as with every second it increases in pleasure and intensity
>It’s like whoever is sucking me off for the whole time as well
>Leave class for the bathroom and the only evidence I can find is my dick still slick with spit
>No cum in my underwear or pants
>Go back to class
>Vampire making blowjob gesture at me while I go to sit
I know she’s behind but I can’t figure out how she’s doing it. What’s her secret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621259
you mustn't

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>>46621296
I will. The shogun will fall before the legions of foxes armed with matchlocks, Zipangu will become a fox-dominated state.
Also I'm gonna pull that pin out of her ear.

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>>46620462
MGE RTS War Game where you not only see monster girl and Order units in the battlefield. But hear the voice lines of Monster Girl and Order Commanders, Characters and units.

>"Local Units."
>"All Units."
>"Leader Point earned."
>"Construction complete."
>"Building Upgrade complete."
>"Unit Upgrade complete."
>"Research Point earned."
>"Leader Power ready."
>"Research complete."
>"Our facility is under attack!"
>"Our base is under attack!!!"
>"Our building has been destroyed!!!"

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>>46621283
>>46621283
literally only other artist besides Abubu who made a real hag, giving them proper wrinkles and saggy tits. I wanna commission more hags from him but I’m broke

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>>46620495
But how? I hid it in C:/Users/Dragonslut69/Desktop/Don't Read/No Seriously/Opening This Is Entrapment/Fap Material, who would look there?! It even says specifically not to look at it! Good thing all of the material there is a joke, haha.

>>46620487
All she had to do was ask. Why are monsters like this?

>>46620504
I unironically will do a summoning ritual once portals are open and I'm confident it's safe.

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>>46621365
Hope he's gonna have more inspiration for old women in the future.
https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

you can't handle an elf with a few grey hairs

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46621440
I can, but only if all of them are gray and her skin is brown.

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>>46621440
Wrong, I refuse to date any elf younger than two thousand years.

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>>46621440
imagine the sag on that hag

[Anonymous No.]

I APPRECIATE BATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621026
>Face not even at boob height
It ain't easy being lvl 1, I hope the kid likes tummy

[Anonymous No.]

That's Not My MG

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>>46621483
i know i do

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I wish these damn cats would just speak English when they come to my country

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>Oh boy! I'm in Zipangu, can't wait to pay a visit to one of the many Host Clubs!!! Can't wait to be treated and pampered by the hostesses, I wonder if I can even chat bro up with the male hosts too!"

https://youtu.be/WoeeMLCopu8?si=WCJ5_hn4FX3AmRch

You sure you want to? You're likely not going to find real love or romance in a host club. Hell, the dark and toxic realities you find in Japan may be present in Zipangu too.

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>>46621493
Miss Cat... This is a gun free zone. Please either put away those guns. O-or surrender your weapons to the police!!!

Guns are bad evil and kill people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621511
THE PENIS IS EVIL
THE GUN IS GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621526
maybe the real zardoz was the friends we made along the way

[Anonymous No.]

I licka da sweaty kot butt cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621497
Hola Dónde Están Los Tacos :DDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

The anubis is my goddess. My entire life's purpose is to worship the sandwan. My body is her daki, my face is her seat, and my tongue is her sweatrag.

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nsfw wip again, another 2 pages of fairy stuff.
https://catbox.moe/c/zql8cn

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>>46621582
! !

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>>46621582
>Griefing autism dog's pyramids and temples in Minecraft
>Griefing pharaoh's palace in Minecraft
>Griefing apophis' and her lamia servants underground hideout in Minecraft
>Griefing ghoul and mummy tombs in Minecraft
>Becoming public enemy #1, kill on sight, on the server
>Using voice chat and revealing that I'm a man
>Immediately go from public enemy #1 to the king of the server as a bunch of lonely, NEET monsters fawn over me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621593
too fat to fly

[Anonymous No.]

Cows with cow envy.

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>>46621648
double d is flat chested to cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621648
Hmmm, yes...
BIGGER

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>>46621486

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The demon lord's castle is huge, she must be compensating for how CUTE and NOT SCARY her and her daughters are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621690
She does need a big place if even less than a quarter of her daughters still live with her.

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>>46621690
they get most of their money from the gift shop post birth-viewing

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>>46621593
Lewd

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>>46621690
Better question is are you man enough to go panty raiding in the demon lord's castle?

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>>46621593
Now she's gonna get a big belly too.

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>>46621731
belly grabs?

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>>46621440
That isn't an issue for me.

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>sneaking around Pharaoh's pyramid late at night
>wearing all black and a balaclava even though its hot as fuck to pull off the classic burglar look
>suddenly come upon Pharaoh's treasure vault guarded by an Anubis
>her ears twitch in my direction and she draws her sword at me
>"HALT! ALL TRESPASSERS WILL BE PUNISHED TO THE PIT OF SNAKES!"
>drop a lego set I got from the desert kingdom Toys R Us on the floor and she goes to it instantly like a moth to light and busts into it
>enter the vault and pilfer millions in gold in my big duffel sack while autisnubis is playing with fucking blocks
>get away into the night with all my goods and begin my drive back to Orderland, nice and safe across the borders
Why are Anubi so useless and autistic? I'm filthy stinking rich now because they're so dumb and gullible.

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>Traveling through a hebi's digestive tract, start to finish

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>>46621873
Tried this. It only works on guard anubi. Priestess anubi, they'll clobber you and restrain you before picking up the lego and adding it to her collection.

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>>46621873
Return the slaaaab
Or suffer my cuuuuuurse

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>>46621869
of

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Giving your horc wife a bath! Dressing her up to be a good member of polite society! Going out to a fancy restaurant with your horc wife! Guiding her to the dance floor and having a lovely and romantic evening!

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>>46621922
WHAT IS YOUR OFFER!?

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Look at that face. Can't help but trust it, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622104
I only trust one fox in particular

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622111
Oh really? Who? Miles "Tails" Prower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621648
I would like the big one please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620825
AHHH MY WEEWEE IS BEING ZAPPED!

[Anonymous No.]

>Play beer league sports
>Don't even think you did that well but win.
>Wives are all over you.
It would be weird.
Not unwelcome, but weird.

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>>46621497
>>46621558
>clearly based on aztecs
>americans immediately go for spanish
She'd speak Nahuatl not Spanish which is even cooler

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Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that while Haku-sensei knows several languages, Python ain't one of them.
She does know Java though....

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>>46622364
Cool, I'll ask her to help me with my JavaScript homework, then!

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Here, Anon, put on this metal armor, it has -100% lightning, so you will take -100% lightning damage.
Dumb weasels won't know what hit em.

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>>46622261
Fuck off outsider.

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>>46622501
Don't reply, just ignore and report

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[Anonymous No.]

Shai Hulud requires your best vegetarian sandwhich

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>>46621717
Taking the long way to discover she doesn't wear any, eh?

>>46622242
I'll take two of the small ones that have now been humbled.

>>46622674
I can't wait to shove her into a closet and let her pupate.

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Schleepy... Do not... Wake.

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>>46622729
Time to vacuum before testing the structural integrity of all the pots and pans in the kitchen as I make sure all my guns fire properly while blasting my favorite music through these brand new speakers I got that are powerful enough to shake a car apart at fifty paces

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It should be illegal for tall monsters to use my head as a titty rest. I'm a person! Not furniture! Why is it that anything I try to argue about just get me smothered and called a silly little man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46622750
The mouse comically flips over, still sleeping, with a novelty size pair of earmuffs with the muffs shaped like cheese wedges

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>>46622786
sounds like someones being a silly little man again

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>>46620462

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>>46622802
Eat shit yurinigger

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>>46622802

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>>46622807
>>46622802
>>>/u/
eat shit

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[Anonymous No.]

>"For the last time anon, I am NOT a "big cute cuddly kitty cat", I am a proud, honorable warrior and keeper of martial arts that have survived four thousand years to today as history. I was made for battle, not cuddling. My heart yearns for war, not spooning!"

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>>46622940
Ah, someone's game for a pillow fight.

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>>46622940
Okay okay, I'll go fetch the laser pointer.

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>>46622242
>I would like the big one please.
Are you sure about that?

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>>46622940
Oh yeah? Well I'll just leave this empty cardboard box right here and go watch tv in the other room for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623021
Big cows.
Small cows.
Thicc cows.
Sticc cows.
Muscle cows.
Squishy cows.

Gimme all the cows.

[Anonymous No.]

When I am done with the fairy doujinshi, should I make a chapter 2 or a different monster?

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>>46623088
Can't ever go wrong with a bogie in your story. They'd fit in well to your fairy motif.

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>>46623088
I suggest griffon
or if you need something simpler to draw, Ice queen

[Anonymous No.]

Aggressive muscle minos.

[Anonymous No.]

Deadass thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623204
more like undead ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623242
Nah, just dead.

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>>46623024
Was this drawn by an anon?

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>>46620462
This is a Cultural Victory and win for monster girls against Orderite and HFY Chud hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>Malefs

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>>46623308
Damn, Alduin really took getting obliterated by the Dovahkiin really hard didn't he. Got destroyed so badly that he transformed from an apocalyptic dragon into a fat woman with dragon features. Talk about a massive fall.

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>>46622940
Pssspssspssed

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>>46623303
I'm the only one here who would bite to your bait. It's not funny so I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jinko after 1 generation of domestication

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>>46623357
>gave him a (You)
Reeeeetard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623371
Need this but with kiki

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>>46623381
Don't we already have that from LN?
>>46623372
My bad but it was burning my fingers

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>>46623393
Do we?
I don't know. I can't access the galleries right now, or else I'd check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623402
I think so but I can't provide anything either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621873
Yeah good job bringing all the creeping coins to Order territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623071
I grant you one (1) spider cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623528
IS THAT A TERMINID BILE TITAN!?!???!?

[Anonymous No.]

When Anon recieves a golden ticket, he is allowed access to Miss Hatter's choco factory.
What strange and fantastical creations lurk behind its iron gates and brick walls?
Will Anon be able to taste any of the choco, or will he be licked by the cows instead?
Is Miss Hatter's factory USHI compliant?
What's the REAL secret behind her famous cake?

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>>46621351
>Factions based on region/general clusters of Monsters (desert, ice region, Zing, etc)
>None-direct pvp, instead based on who can convert Order towns the fastest
>Have 'hero' units based on particular girls
>Can inhibit enemy actions via fun indirect means (dropping a bunch of romance novels that are steamy enough that monsters that cross their path stop to gawk)
>The Mamano Lord has an approval bar and gives bonuses for side objectives
>Can zoom down to see the lewd actions taking place

Would be pretty fun desu

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Imagine mamono with large breasts

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https://twitter.com/kdxyon/status/1780688413156585658
Snektex?
Latsnek?

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>>46621351
>Halo Wars in my MGE thread

Shhhhhhhh!!!! Guys, remember. Do not bring up the embarrassing fact that Atriox (space Kakuken warlord and leader of the Banished) lost her flagship; The Enduring Conviction, to a bunch of Order Space Marines in outdated decades old hardware and equipment! Embarrassing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623528
Not a real cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621351
>>46623581
Pls tell me it's fair, balance and fun if I choose to play an Order campaign or play as The Order in multiplayer/online matches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623722
If you are going to samefag your autistic shitposts like that, at least try to change up your posting style so it's not so blatant.

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>Holst making some cringe comment about how "now it's time for the beef to eat the human" after she's gone full dom after seeing red and being denied lovemaking for 3 months straight
>She pounds you pelvis harder and longer than any ushi-oni ever would

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623760
Seeing this image always makes me want a psycho/yandere holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46623774
Hebitaur

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>>46623789
The personality of a hebi in the body of a holst
>She goes full enraged minotaur on you if you even dare to drink any milk that isn't hers
>Another holst's milk
>Animal cow/goat's milk
>Almond milk
>Basedmilk
>Anything with the word milk in it that didn't come from her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

Do holsts make good bedwarmers, or do they just soak your bed with milk from leaky mammaries?

[Anonymous No.]

What if Druella WASN'T in the right? What if all those cool full page magazine ads were just lies???

[Anonymous No.]

When you ask what 50 is in roman numerals

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>>46623994
That's ber bra size

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>>46623802
And how she would check what milk I drank durning the day

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>>46623802
>spiders figure out that their breast milk has a chemical formula that lets them turn it into silk
>"milk-silk" becomes the latest craze
>accidentally buy a milk-silk shirt
>wife goes crazy

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>It's a cow!
>It's not a cow!
>It's a spider cow!
IT DOESN'T MATTER!
THINK FAST, REALM SILVER ULTIMATE RAPE AXE HEAD SPLITTER!
IT'S OVER HAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46624110
*tickles under her hoof*
I won

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I'm so jaded and desensitized, I can't take the horrors of this world anymore, I just want to feel happy and forget everything that makes me cringe or feel pain, I got too many mental issues over my experiences, I can't feel happy. I need a Flayer and I need her now. Please god throw me to the first Flayer that comes across the portals.

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>>46624185
Best I can offer to you is devil bug

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>>46622940
Jinkos are very honest, so the only ones saying this are sad ones that never got to experience cuddles.
>>46623276
Yes, Axem drew this.

[Anonymous No.]

...
>...
...
>...
...
>*starts licking his hair*

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>>46624485
To be fair, my cat already licks my bear so its not all that much weirder.
Also can't say no to seven and a half feet of bovine muscle and bust.

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>>46623021
I am more sure than ever that I would like the very big cow, please.
I wonder what it feels like to kiss someone whose mouth is bigger than yours...

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>>46624536
Mino bear threesome...

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>>46624623
Nuki or Creeping Coin are good choices if you want to build your harem further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46624623
A big harem is a good one.
Tall, strong, and busty ladies.
Need to get a bigger bed though....and a bigger house.

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>>46623731
order isn't even playable, bud. it's not like you can play the barbarians in civilization, either

[Anonymous No.]

>>46624653
Just commit to sleeping in a pit full of blankets, pillows and cushions so your wives don’t have to constantly replace a bed frame.

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>>46624755
>"Hey Anon, I think I figured out your type."
>Anon gives the flattest of looks as his Jinko, Grizzly, and Mino wives look over in confusion.

May be needed, just a large futon or something and cover it in blankets and pillows.
May still need a bigger house though as mine was not designed for large ladies.

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>>46624755
see that's why i need a lamia mating ball
it'd be a good nights rest

[Anonymous No.]

Lamia
More like
Lay me on er

[Anonymous No.]

>be pizza delivery boy
>its autumn
>miss grizzly orders 12 cheese pizzas every day bulking for hibernation
>on the last day she just snatches me along with the pizzas
>now she is sleeping for several days while bearhugging me
>and she gonna be like this for atleast few months
Help

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>>46624779
Big house is useful for Mino daughters especially.

[Anonymous No.]

The bear and the bull

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>>46625053
>>>/biz/

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>>46624901
Enjoy your new wife.

>>46625009
Big wives means big daughters.
Which means a bigger home, and maybe more land.
Which means you need to get someplace land is cheap and....
It all returns to the countries.

>>46625053
>Step outside into the wasteland.
>Huge lizard just looking down at me, seemingly trying to decide if she wants to kick my door down or just knock.
>Close door.
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear wi

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Yetis are just polar bears

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>>46625214
Based and bearpilled

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>>46625082
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625400
Bear and bull markets.
Common stock market terms, though he probably didn't pick up on the New Vegas refrence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625089
Yes (wo)Man forever, i WILL take over the New Vegas patrol robot production line, and i WILL make them make sexy robot girls instead of whatever boxes on wheels they were making before.

[Anonymous No.]

So if dogs are man's best friend. does that mean that dog girls are man's best girlfriend?

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>>46625483
>"Hey Anon! Just wanted to let you know that I managed to connect into a series of old imaging satellites!"
>"Theoretically I could be watching you at all times and fire a laser at you whenever you talk to another woman!"
>"Not that ever would though, ha ha!"
More in line, however, she'd basically be a hivemind that pops into one of the Automaton frames whenever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I Love Fishgirls
older fishgirls in particular but dont let the younger ones hear this, I dont want them to get sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625527
Too furry

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>>46625546
That's what razors are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625558
Just don't do poodle kobolds disservice with stupid haircuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625527
Too flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625568
Don't you dare slander their proud and adorable tradition of poofy haircuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625214
Do yetis live in igloos? My headcanon is city yetis have comfy log cabins and feral yetis live in caves

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625653
There are yetis in your freezer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625706
Yeti Fairies have it tough keeping Anons warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625053
>>46625082
>>46625413
>Buy CreepCoin on the Internet to try and get some of those sweet, sweet crypto gains
>Check it after a day, CreepCoin price has fallen by 10%
>Beargirl kicks in my apartment door, yells "IT'S SO OVER", and proceeds to rape me until my pelvis is bruised and my face is covered with pink lipstick marks from all the kisses
>Fuck, at least I have wife now
>Check CreepCoin the next day after managing to squeeze out from bearwife's snuggling
>Price went up by 32%
>Mino kicks in the taped together remnants of my door, yells "WE'RE SO BACK", then rapes me until my pelvis is double bruised and the layer of pink lipstick on my face is coated over with green kiss marks instead
>Bearwife storms in and tries to wrestle me away from new minowife, end up stuck in between them while they fight it out which eventually ends in a very rough and messy threesome
>Wake up next day being spooned from both sides by wives, check CreepCoin price
>It spent the entire night oscillating less than a single percent in both directions
>Hear excited crab claw snipsnapping outside the empty doorframe that used to be my front door

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625706
She doesn’t need to be in my freezer! I’ll pour some ice in my bathtub and fix her up a frozen margarita

[Anonymous No.]

>Haha anon be careful about rolling so much!
>Haha if you spend so much time on the floor someone might get the wrong idea haha
>Like wouldn't it be funny if I sat on you ahaha as a joke haha like "oh sorry, your face looked like a seat" ahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626018
I'll just combat roll out of her butt-slam, abusing the i-frames, and counter attack with a bearhug type grab to get a faceful of hot lizard titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620462
Iirc... didn't Cross make a more lore-accurate Scylla, not for the encyclopedia ofc, but for like some sorta card game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626057
Who lists cards yhese fsysm?

[Anonymous No.]

ALP supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626018
Salamanderriere

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626127
My favourite

[Anonymous No.]

bros I think the elves are starting to get to me

[Anonymous No.]

Standing cunninglingus height manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626206
she never puts her face down to talk to you, instead just makes you talk to her tail. You can put a pair of groucho marx glasses on it if it makes you feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626127
Honestly, if I could look like that and not the default profile, I don't think I'd mind alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626217
That's adorable, I will kiss the groucho marx glasses manticore tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625851
>CreepCoin goes to zero
>Wing beats in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620462
>Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
why the gore spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626018
Damn female lizard needs plap correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625851
this is some quality stuff anon, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626206
Manticore tail vore (non lethal)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626190
resist the ears anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625851
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626190
its so over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46625851
best thing posted today

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626190
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626261
i dont see anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626400
The spam was this Monday. I don't get why Anon is asking about it now when the vandalism is already deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

all your daughters will be busty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626460
I'm gonna try to roll a baphomet. As a joke, haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626470
I bet she's gonna be good friends with Marune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626400
>>46626426
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_RPG
still there in some pages, just wondering why it got vandalized

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626477
Is anyone not? Even the Order can't dislike her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626487
>just wondering why
Probably the usual butthurt gaggle of retards who just can't let the crazy jap and his fanclub do their own thing in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626487
>just wondering why it got vandalized
I wouldn't read deep into it, just weirdos fucking with random targets judging from the username.
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626505
I

[Anonymous No.]

yum yum yum I eat hound ass all day yum yum yum

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626487
>just wondering why
Because it's there

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626572
Look man, I appreciate the heckwans just as much as the next guy, but the opportunity of putting one of the new plant girls there stood with her pants down on top of a piano bending over and you still missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626592
But then I'd have to be able to draw.
And believe me, nobody here would want me to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626487
Assholes gonna asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626366
Maou no Ore ga Dorei Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>portals
>get snek wife
>mfw she doesn't fit in my old 90s Renault Twingo
>mfw she tells me to get rid of it and get something that she can ride in
>mfw no face
Guys, this was supposed to be heaven, I don't like this anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626190
ms elf kinda scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626763
feels good to be a public transport chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626754
>not isekai
Yay I'll watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626190
>>46626312
how are you even meant to fight this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626818
You must overcome your nature only through meditation and long study of the Way of the Voice.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna dive into the ocean and I'm only gonna resurface when a sea bishop marries me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626899
>Way of the Voice.
but I don't want to be a pharaoh's hot water bottle :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621351
>"We'd give our virginities if that's what's asked!"
>"Taking his virginity at ALL costs!"
>"The future seems so lewd."
>"I knew you would have need of me."
>"Ares! Guide our blades!"
>"We go...to ravish!"
>"Their ravishment comes as prophesized."
>"Their ravishment shall be for their own good."
>"We face a cute foe."
>"YOU ARE CUTE!"
>"We will protect our boys with our lives."
>"Holy.....Look at the size of 'em!"
>"For the glory of the Chief God!"
>"Well let's see them ravish all of US!"
>"You shall have your wife!"
>"By the Maou we've won!"
>"Angels, this will be ugly."
>"Undead, where's there's one there's a hundred of them."
>"Dragon! They have dragons!"
>"It's no good! We can't hold them!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627199
>Research complete chief! Give us another one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627199
Nobody is asking for thei virginities but I bet they lose to cheese strats

[Anonymous No.]

what about slime cow manticore

[Anonymous No.]

What if kc sold out?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What if I sold out my face to some fat-assed, sweaty, smelly millionaire danuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627750
Anime adaptation that'd probably be dumbed down for normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627750
Was there an mge gacha or did I jist dream that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627750
Solid his virginity to a danuki who then sold it to a wealthy bapho that uses him all day, so he can't produce his game or more profiles.
She's using all his mana for a flat ray that will make every monster a flat-chested permaloli.
She was working on the portals until a holst made fun of her flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna start calling every loli a hag just for fun. And there's nothing they can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Smellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627773
>Letting us suffer for the sake of her petty spite
I hate baphos now.

[Anonymous No.]

Barfomet

[Anonymous No.]

Vomitpire

[Anonymous No.]

Feel

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is complete trash

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is complete trash and now the bugs are moving in

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627849
That eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627858
Just perfect for trashpandas, I mean danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627867
I don't mind this creature raiding my trash can

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627878
Come on, invite her for proper dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627878
Trash breath danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627750
With how some people react when talking about the MGQ stuff and vtuber stuff he has done, I'd say people here would defend him even if he did NTR doujins for cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627878
I love monster hags so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627878
Would gape on live TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627902
>NTR doujins for cash.
I remember the heartbreak I felt when an artist I liked for lovey dovey stories went and started doing ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627916
Et tu, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627911
That treatment is for ratas only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627943
They Ratas are in charge of interviews and at the table of commentarists

[Anonymous No.]

>All monsters are physically stronger than humans
>This includes dormice, ratas, and the like
>Anon gets manhandled by incel rata that's on a rampage after having had enough of being a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627878
These hags love showing skin so much, what do they want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627902
Could be worsev

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627992
They're obviously showing they're not interested in a mate, or else they wouldn't be dressing so conservatively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627971
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627992
So far I think they just want to be left alone but I'm not totally sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627971
I'd preffer if it was a coffeinated incel dormouse. Imagine her unloading all that supressed enrgy on you all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628056
You're gonna smell like sugar cookies for weeks after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621351
Now recreate classic red alert 2 voicelines
and not just
"Construction complete, new construction options"
clicking on a conscript and hearing "konskript riporting" makes me laugh to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628097
FLAK ATTACK
RUB MY SHOES IN LOTION
MY LIFE FOR YURI

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627218
>We have the new boorus!
>More semen over here!
>Let it post!
>The demon lord herself is against us!
>I know that smell, its the humans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46621351
>"Time to put this awesome body to use."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628121
WE ARE BEING PINNED DOWN
M-MOMMY UHUHUUGGHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46626460
>not marrying a girl that will make your monster daughters busty when grown but bottom-heavy when young
>not contributing to the smug child with child-bearing hips epidemic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627199
>"If thats what you're into, so be it"
>"Witness the glory of the demon lord, through meeeeeeee!~"
>"The time for breeding, is upon us!"
>"My hip bears a great pain!"
>"They will fall, to my thighs!"
>"WITNESS YOUR COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
>""Extraction""...is not an option."
>"I will have someones head for this!"
>"Ride true and ride with precision!"
>"Anoint them with their own cum!"
>"I demand satisfaction"
>"Time to earn our husbands"
>"We've done men a hundred times."
>"How long till we are engaged?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627878
>auntie please stop playing with the trash bins
>if you want attention just say so
>don't get mad because mom wanted you out of the house

[Anonymous No.]

I'll use my powers over time for only nefarious deeds, like putting coffee in a mad hatters cup instead of tea, and replacing a vampires fancy outfit with a cowprint equivalent! Worse yet, I'll make sure to constantly replace a lilims warplans with elaborate love letters that have no indication of who sent them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628533
I'm pretty sure that all monsters have some kind of cowprinted clothing in their wardrobes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628592
Well that's just not fair, then. Guess I'll just go buy massive amounts of gyaru paint and cheetah print clothing and donate the cowprint to the local "boob and tall" store then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628592
Well they are required for monsters to start lactating, even the flat ones can lactate by just wearing cow print bikini

[Anonymous No.]

>Childhood friends with a centaur
>Village doesn't have many kinds your age so you two hung around each a lot
>She often took you around places by letting you ride on her back
>"Haha, don't get a big head now (anon) I let a lot of people ride on my back."
>Whatever.scroll
>Grow up, get job in city
>Find out that centaurs definitely only let the guy their interested in ride on their back
>You're slated to head back to the village soon, and she will have grown up as well...

[Anonymous No.]

>Danuki auntster digging through your trash to find your used tissues

[Anonymous No.]

Donuts

[Anonymous No.]

Near to the east
Covered in chicken grease
In an ancient land
Called Dragonia
Was born a Wock
To Felica of Gobblecock
The legend her name was Alexandria
At the age of nineteen, she became the Jabberwock Queen
And she swore to visit every roadside Diner!
By the Court Alf Sea, In 334BC
She utterly ate the salmon bagels

Alexandria the Weight
Her girth struck fear into legs of chairs
Alexandria the Weight
Became a legend amongst fastfood chains

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628710
>She is late as usual and they are completely stiff from drying up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628774
>My Daughter, ask for thyself another pair of leggings - for that I leave is too small for thee

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628710
Built for having her throat pounded by her nephew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628297
>"SHATTER THEIR PELVIS!"
>"WALK OVER THEM!"
>"We are love incarnate."
>"We are the harbingers of ravishment."
>"The Ravisher guides us."
>"They shall coom before they even see us."
>"Crush the Men."
>"TASTE....SEX!"
>"Consider the boys in our hands."
>"Let them try to move us."
>"The enemy will heed our warnings or they will coom."
>"Ravish the enemy position!"
>"Unleash the Sexwind!"
>"YOU WILL CUM BY ELF HANDS!"
>"WHY DONT YOU CUM?"
>"By the Stars we have come."
>"Fate has decided this is not our time.....yet."
>"The humans have ignored our warnings and for that they will be ravished."
>"Long ago Lilith told of this day."
>"Like the 99 kisses of Eros I strike true!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628787
Built for getting forcibly bathed and cuddled in a warm blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>"So what if I've never gotten laid? You've never gotten laid either."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628828
S-shut up!

[Anonymous No.]

I have a membership for the mgc gym but I rarely work out. I just go there to steal this one salamander's used sweat rags.

[Anonymous No.]

I will piss inside Saru's cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628828
The difference is that I'm ugly. Hot virgin who can't get a relationship is a bigger loser than an ugly virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628805
>INSECT BODYGUARD
>FORM UP BRIGADE
>CAPTAIN'S BODYGUARD
>LOYAL BRIGADE OF BUGS
>HEAVY INSECT CAVALRY HOO-RAH
>MARCH IN ORDERED RANKS
>CHAAAAAARGE
>FORWARD ON CHITIN PLATED CLAWS
>HOLD THE LINE
>CUT EVERY SHIRT IN TWO
>NOT ONE BUG LEFT BEHIND
>THAT ONE'S MINE
>THIS HANDJOB'S FOR ARES
>RAPE FAR RAPE FAST
>SQUEEZE EVERY LAST DROP
>FOR THE DEMON LORD
>FOR COMMANDER MANTIS
> FOR APPOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628821
These things can both happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628883
Auntster needs to be pampered until she mindbreaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628871
>"mamonos, arm up!"
>"mamonos, arm up!"
>"Angel-craft ready for lift off"
>"The scorpion is ready"
>"mamonos, arm up!"
>"our lives for males!
>"The scorpion is ready"
>"The succubi hand has arrived"
>"our lives for males!
>"Male units sighted"
>"Angel-craft ready for lift off"
>"The succubi hand has arrived"
>"Our realm is under attack"
>"Bedrooms needed"
>"The scorpion is ready"
>"mamonos, arm up!"
>"Bedrooms needed"
>"The scorpion is ready"
>"Angel-craft ready for lift off"
>"Bedrooms needed"
>"Semen harvest under attack"

[Anonymous No.]

oh the things i would do to chesh ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627199
>>46628297
Dawn of sex
>>46628972
Cum&conquer
>>46628805
>>46628871
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628774
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628998
Soldier boog is various total war
>Generals bodyguard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628998
Second to last is also dawn of sex, elf stuff mainly

[Anonymous No.]

your imminent death (in 80 years) troubles ms elf deeply

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629035
I'm happy that I will live to 120 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>46628821
Then she waits for you like this https://files.catbox.moe/20xswi.jpg and your momster still can't figure out how is her sister giving birth to children without being i na relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627199
>>46627218
>>46628152
>>46628297
>>46628805
>>46628871
>>46628972
Okay, now what about the voice lines of particular/special characters, Special Units, and Commanders of either monster girls or The Order?

Also, it was already mentioned. But nothing beats the Voice of God saying:
"Local units."
"All units."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629053
My momster is a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

Bogies

[Anonymous No.]

Order Commander, who knows the truth about monsters, going on a 'suicide' mission with his men (Read: Getting his troop some hot undead action)
>Welcome to Breastalia Gentlemen
>I will not lie, the chances of your virginity surviving are small
>Some may even lose it to living corpses
>But you have my word, that I will use my arcane wills to ensure your bodies are given on soft ground
>This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the safety of your pelvis is an eternal concern
>Now cum. Follow me. Lie down with the undead who rise against us, allow me to find my eldritch dragon waifu - I ask not for my own private fantasies, but for the good of Dragonia!

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddling your bogie waif in bed

[Anonymous No.]

They always tell you Monster/Human relationships are the least toxic and they're so dreamy, but my Hellhound neighbor always tell me that if I were her husband, I'd be the perfect "beer fetcher" and that she'd like to punish me by making me walk like a dog on a leash. Monsters are pure evil, they don't have your welfare in mind, they get away with being abusive and nobody bats an eye! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

[Anonymous No.]

bogie got that clowncar womb
all the babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629178
Good. I want lots of bogie daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

Where were you when the wurm turned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629189
On the left. Thankfully she turned to the right.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm like 14 years older than Pyrow. She should marry someone her own age, there's plenty of lonely twenty year old punks out there. Why would Pyrow be so interested in an old middle aged freak like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629178
How many on average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629193
Really should get wurmy a turn signal.
or a flag she can hold up.
those long monsters can be so unpredictable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629194
>He doesn't want to take a popular Zoomer as a waif
Don't worry about it. Just take her as your own and take joy that you're cucking some Zoomer boy out of a waif his own age. Just like how the Gen X's cucked you out of a Millennial waif your own age.

[Anonymous No.]

This monster is like bocchi, where she can do a cool guitar solo but still can't get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629194
dhampirs be like that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629204
Who is Druella?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you hold hands with a demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629208
Druella can shred?
For real?
Will she play ride the lightning if I ask her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629214
You explode.
This fact was checked by real Order patriots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629111
She not really bright

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629216
Sure, why not? What else is she gonna do with her time but pick up hobby after hobby in hopes of attracting a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629204
bocchi the crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629194
Young monsters like human men older than them, better just embrace it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Can't get up
>Can't roll over
>Can't move at all
>Frizzy blue tail drags across your face, leaving a tingly sensation
>Feel yourself get pulled into something soft and squishy as arms wrap around you and you hear incoherent mumbling about five more minutes
Brings a whole new meaning to sleep paralysis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629216
>>46629240
I would never lose to a monster who can rock. I just go to the concerts for the music

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629263
I'm in my 40s and don't need an actual young person doing young person nonsense like staying out past 10 or drinking, dancing, partying, loud music, any of that jazz.
Gimme, like, a middle-age house kot Chesh who just wants to hang out on my lap and watch YouTube videos about birds while getting ear scritches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629272
I like to think about getting proactively dated by an Australian raiju along to the song "Thunderstruck".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629290
Go for a young nerd monster that likes to read books, play vidya, write fanfiction, and has a collection of some obscure item.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629204
should i watch bocchi the roick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629317
yeah, it is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629204
>oomukade who plays the most somber, soul moving bass solos you've ever heard through your apartment wall
>awawa's away whenever you see her enter or leave her apartment
>started shaking so hard she was foaming at the mouth when you complimented her playing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do not think the entertainment industry is any better is MGE. Because Oshi no Ko has taught us or reminded us all how dangerous and truly vile the industry is.

>https://youtube.com/shorts/_QImAsJQF7s?si=KhnsPLVzJsoZ4KhL

Think about it. Do no think you're gonna have a good time with a "pretty producer succubus", you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

When the world needed her most, she returned…

[Anonymous No.]

>>46627902
He actually managed to burn bridges with other independent doujinka and circles because he objectively hates NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629581
...her books to the library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629598
>"The key to charms above all is to just be yourself...."
>"That can be difficult however, as such we will cover a series of simple enchantments to increase your allure to the man you wish to seduce."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629500
fox milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629500
t-thats a big tail.
im normal and can be trusted around the foxes...

[Anonymous No.]

If a fox's tails doesn't take up at least half of the room then I'm not interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629640
This is either a very comfy, chill fox, or a trap meant to lure me into her secretly predator zone of control.
Either way I'm intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629500
Imagine how much shampoo she must go through on a monthly basis, and you know she gets the premium stuff because no fox would ever neglect her tail by using inferior products.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629669
It can take a full half-dozen fox tails to do what Miss Rata can do with one. And her breath smells like warm peanuts instead of fried tofu and cheap sake.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you tell the difference between a Youko and an Inari?

This is not a riddle. I just want to know without offending or accidentally proposing to one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629834
Drop your pants
If she rapes you, it's a youko
If she locks the door, closes the windows, and then rapes you, it's an inari

[Anonymous No.]

What does magical ghost pussy feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>when the Dragon sneaks away into the night to spy on the knight she loves and catches him through the window of the keep reciting the heroci speech monologue he will give her when he comes to strike her down like the dork he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629866
Goopy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629898
She's prepared and practiced her evil speech right? She wouldn't be so rude as to leave him hanging after he put so much effort into his speech would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629053
Look at all that meat, Danuki hag body is like a magnet for my penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629898
All good monsters stalk their future husbands

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that the better you feed a ghoul, the stronger she gets.
A good steak will keep her going for a long time, although she'd much rather 'enjoy' a bit of your 'meat' every so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630188
>what do you mean "dinner or you?"
>I'll just have both at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630188
>Enjoy my meat? but you have your own steak, I'm not giving you mine!
>You want my wiener? I'm not giving you my steak tonight so why do you think you will get my hotdogs tomorrow?
>My cock? But I don't have a rooster....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630188
>ghoul says she wants to eat you sausage (wink wink)
>make her some bratswurst
>glares at you and your pants
>she still eats it though

[Anonymous No.]

Why do foxes have such sharp teach? They are a bunch of tofu eaters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630318
all the more to nibble on you

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters are the smartest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630330
dragon zombie has the wisdom to forsake all things unnecessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630330
wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Consider shai-hulud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630345
if she can woo me with her cooking skills

[Anonymous No.]

Need your widest wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630420
>*just looks at you*

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630554
I love the dead. Frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630632
that doesnt look like proper protective gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630345
Give me your biggest, hungriest, slimiest, and dumbest sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630633
According to MMORPG rules, she's actually in endgame gear that gives the most protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630649
I will give her proper pants
They might be +10 in armor only but she will be covered

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep in the purring pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630678
cheshire needs to be defeated
you are the chosen one anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630678
If there's a way to physically die from smug, cheshire pile would most definitely be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630690
Defeat is a big word, I hate femdom but I don't want to maledom the poor chesh. If only they were a in-between

[Anonymous No.]

If you see one goblin, that means you're surrounded by at least six goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629116
>Some of you may be raped, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630703
There is no in between
Either you are under her paws or you are making love with her in the missionary position

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630715
No, I will praise Eros and choose to be love dovy adventurers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630748
>cheshire and pally anon visit a village
>someone questions if the holy relic is really a cat
>anon holds up cheshire
>she tells a joke
>its so funny that the whole village worships the holy relic

[Anonymous No.]

>dragon does the good ol' capture princess plan
>princess is such an insufferable bitch that by the time the knight comes the dragon just wants her gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630787
>dragon thinks knight is here for princess
>knight just wants dragon to sign a contract to keep princess
>princess keeps bitching while dragon and knight haggle

[Anonymous No.]

>lich starts going to phantom for acting lessons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630784
>A villager said that she must be heavy and that I need a massage
Well, this day is fucked, chesh is full of hatred and sorrow now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630808
>Phantom writes an elaborate opening monologue for Miss Lich
>She reads it in the most monotone voice you've ever heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630839
>miss lich even reads the effects
>yes anon, (dramatic music) I am you're secret lover (pan camera to male lead's face)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630330
The teacher one, Hakutaku or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630849
>Eros herself is wincing at the level of cringe Miss Lich and Anon are displaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630330
Canonically speaking:
>Baphomets
>Dragons
>Lilims
>Hakutakus
>Black Harpies
>Gyoubu Danukis
>Liches

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630898
MG Mensa meeting and there's a harpy in the corner for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

I missed all the fun cum&conquer stuff, but it was funny as hell to read

[Anonymous No.]

>commander anon hiding away in the MCV to avoid his command staff after another victory

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630932
MCV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630944
mobile construction vehicle
https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Mobile_construction_vehicle

[Anonymous No.]

Biggest wock for me please

[Anonymous No.]

>Biggest cock for me please

[Anonymous No.]

Slumber mouse love

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631024
>Diamond suited sleep mouse
Oh no no no. That's dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

ok we've talked about smartest and strongest.
but which monster could win the school talent show?
my bet is on bogie and her juggling chainsaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631145
behold. I, the great magician anon, will turn this pile of leaves into a spider cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631060
I forget, what was the whole significance of the card suits on wonderland girls again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631174
>club: nerd
>spade: sporty
>heart: romantic
>diamond: /d/egenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631174
spades = active, energetic, sporty
clubs = lazy, lethargic, relaxed
diamonds = degenerate, perverted, horny
hearts = jub brain, jub brain, jub brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631174
>Spades = super active, extrovert
Examples: Cheshire Cat, Alice
>Clubs = lazy, shy, introvert
Examples: Dormouse, Wonderworm
>Diamonds = pioneers of new, depraved fetishes (visit /d/ for more information)
Examples: Jabberwock, Mad Hatter
>Hearts = sex obsessed (coomerbrain)
Examples: March Hare, Jubjub, Humpty Egg

Now any girl of any species can fit into any suit, but generally speaking, each species is associated with a certain suit. Only example where this isn't the case is trumparts which are likely evenly split between all suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hatter is a diamond
uh oh .

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631211
>(visit /d/ for more information)
>go to /d/
>go to the monster girl thread
Hmm.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm back, and will attempt to somewhat work on my backlog of splices

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631325
welcome back m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631350
cheers anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631325
Unwelcome back m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631391
boo anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631407
WeLNcome back haha get it?

[Anonymous No.]

Listening to jabberwock tummy noises...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>when the danuki hears the jingling of copper coins in the beggar's donation can
she actually helps him, gives him a home and gets him back on his feet so he can pursue his passions with a supporting wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631487
To the Chesh pits with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631592
oh no not the sweaty chesh armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631299
Not exactly what I meant.
I meant more, take stock of all the fetishes represented there. That's what your diamond suit girls will be into plus some more that only a Wonderland brain could think of

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631650
Blah, blah, blah, where's my futa cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

chesh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631673
Same place where my vorefag jabberwock is.
Only in our imaginations.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not let Miss Yeti hug me.
No!
I will hug her instead!

[Anonymous No.]

The fate of people with /d/egenerate fetishes is to be married to a girl with even weirder kinks than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631848
As a /d/egenerate, I approve of this wholeheartedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631848
I just want to get tickled, okay? It's not a crime

[Anonymous No.]

Need 10 meter long python Lamia gf

[Anonymous No.]

Need a giant protaxite hatter who dwarfs me in height

[Anonymous No.]

Need gremlin to use shrink ray on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632060
make sure she doesn't use it on max power

[Anonymous No.]

>>46631988
Constrictor lamia's give the best hugs and cuddles.

30'+ in length is good, but she's also gotta have a bit of thiccer tail too. Not enough to make her torso look fat, but just enough to show that she could down a full-sized hog or boar in one setting, and feeding her is gonna cost you big $$$.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630649
magical protection sure, but still only +2 phys defence
which is good, i want her to feel every slap i give her huge, soft ass

[Anonymous No.]

>ancient fox hag
>very refined and dignified
>husband, three kids, pre-mamano era age, a vast library of magical knowledge
>nobody knows anything embarrassing that could be used against her
>wouldnt even be caught dead doing something undignified
>... but she has a dark secret
>every so often she'll sneak off to the back of her library
>where nobody can see her
>where nobody can hear her
>if you do follow her, you'll find out her dark secret...
>she enjoys skibidi toilet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632070
I want her torso to look fat and curvy though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629082
>"And she cried in a lustful voice: "Anonymous come forth!" and Anon did 'rise' from the grave!"
>"I Always believed that lust was measured in deeds, not words. While many of our daughters worshiped the demon lord their deeds betrayed them, but you my daughter, your hornyness never waned! But now its the time to strike, while they celebrate themselves with their "kama sutra" or "hentai", something succubi made eons ago, we will expose them for all the mamonos to see!"
>"My instincts about you were correct, the lust of that mission was exquisite, i linked my powers to yours, i want you to have the privilege of starting the third semen war. Go ahead my daughter, chant the words, inscribe your name in history with the cum of the order."
>"Good afternoon commander! You must be lost! This is not your precious cities! I'll have my sisters send you home....milked dry."
>"I will not lie to you my daughter, the order did gain the advantage, but victory will not cum to us on the battlefield! The order is acting as i expected; converting all of their units to our lords castle. Your first job is to retrieved the vital weapon components we lost in transit from their realm, this will allow us to begin phase two of our plan. If all goes well, i will finally get to fill in a place in my inner circle!"
>"That's lewd...that's lewd...masturbate to that and ill have your head....When my own race conspires against me it's time to leave behind the insufferable race of animals who call themselves "mamonos"...but now it's time to celebrate, the bait is placed, the porn set, the males will dig their own graves! Preparations for phase 3 is on the way, we are taking only the essential lewd necessary to rebuild in our new home! Go now my daughter and remember, have faith! Marriage is at hand!"
>"Congratulations, the last tower of lewd has been completed, it stands invulnerable to the orders attacks, inside the secret to sex awaits us and with that, control of the universe. Come, we are preparing the open the archives, behold our hero! The one whose lewdness and libido made our dreams of marriage a reality!"

[Anonymous No.]

I've got stuff to do so this'll be it for now, still have a couple of LNs and 2 long posts to stitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632300
This one's a little scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632300
Kepp up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster ass to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632300
Thanks for your hard work as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632334
'friad of an old lizard anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632359
Technically she's an amphibian

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632349
Demon asshole taste like blueberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632349
Gremlin butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632300

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632454
I always love MGC lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632483
anyone got that map?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632490
the latest update an anon made, never got around to cleaning it up and converting "The Grove" to the Flower District

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632511
so how is this map meant to be filled out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632511
How old is this? It surprises me we don't have a more detailed map of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632511
>MGC
>Virgin bay
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632536
2 years I think? seen it posted a couple of times with a handful of anons contributing but discussion has never taken off
>>46632525
way I see it once a general consensus of geography has been figured out it can be carved out into the districts like this;
https://i.stack.imgur.com/1uiCQ.png
to keep things simple unless a city building autist wants to have a go at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632511
what should the estate be called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632511
hear u go anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632454
I forgot how ambiguously scary that last one is. I like it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632568
something spooky and historic, for a dear young anon to inherit all by his lonesome

[Anonymous No.]

>a fearsome jabberwock is guarding the bridge
>or she should be, but it seems she's busy making out with her own tentacles behind a nearby bush
>if you're quick, you can cross without being noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632536
I think there's a vague idea of districts in the city but beyond that nobody has ever really detailed anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632511
>>46632568
are there such things as estates within cities? are they particularly large?
t. rural

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632612
>has ever really detailed anything
Some people mention it every once in a while, but i never get a straight answer as to what it is or if it has definite lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632563
>seen it posted a couple of times with a handful of anons contributing but discussion has never taken off
As I remember the map came about as part or a response to a proposal of "codifying" the threadlore, which has its problems.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think mgc has ever been a concrete place, it's more like a concept or an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620462
heavy hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632612
>vague idea of districts
give me them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632629
There are council estates but those are a bit different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632602
The bridge would collapse under her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632664
I've mostly seen just the flower district, the underground and THE REDZONE
hagville got upgraded to a separate place

[Anonymous No.]

Don't order pizza from succs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632704
So what do I need to order to have a cute Jinko deliverywoman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632658
I won't lie, I like Hebis but having one with huge venom glands like that would certainly make me enjoy them all the more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632700
then we need more
anons pitch me your city districts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632718
Chinese food? Order a LOT of it so they'll have no choice but to send their strongest delivery girl.

High chances of getting a Jinko. Or an Ushi. Or a small troop of Hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632658
>walking with your hebi wife
>you are wearing your full body burqa so other mamonos dot get funny ideas
>you pass some holstaur with her tits aligning perfect to your head height
>hebi spotted your eye pupils moving in her direction by few milimeteres
>"anon where are you looking at? Is she prettier than me do you not love me what she had that I have not"
>after you get home you are going into the naughty corner for 5 hours
>after 5 hours hebi slithers back giggling
>"Okay darling you can turn back"
>picrel happens
>she drank like 6 bottles of holstaur milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632723
I've had this idea for an insect undergrund district for a while.There are several cilyndrical entrances to it where bug mamono that like being underground live. It's constructed out of stone and instead of electricity it uses bioluminescent fungi. Rocky and mossy tunnels connect each of the subareas, houses, shops, etc. They are interconnected and have different diameters depending on what type of mamono goes through it. If men aren't careful they can be ambushed by some hungry mg lurking in the dark corners or subtunnels.
Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Superior Elvish dexterity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632735
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

What is this hot-water bag going on aboout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632735
Live yourself

[Anonymous No.]

well here's my contribution/proposal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632829
And in such a 'dainty' frame too.
Truly wonderful creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632949
>putting the dragons next to the old folks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632956
What a rascal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632540
It's named in honor of the city's founder Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632949
I like the contrast of how the oldest, most traditional part of town is on the opposite side of the bay from the techy part

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632735
i said it once i'll say it again
the perfect defence from yandere mamonos when you look at someone else is "i wanna see you in her clothes, let's go shopping"

it's the first step towards de-yan-ing a yandere monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632949
Wait a minute. This isn't a map, it's a side view of a demon's tits in a yellow bikini! Old town is just her hand holding up her boob! How long have you all been lying to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633013
That's going to be taxing to your wallet. If you get her used to that sort of treatment you are just going to get a spoiled yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633013
>are my clothing choices not good enough for you? YOU THINK HER CLOTHING CHOICES ARE BETTER THAN MINE, HUH? HUH? DO YOU?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633047
>Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632949
Where will the mushrooms, myconids, madhatters and matangos move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632865
This but go out with a dark matter bomb vest, that way you get your 72 houris

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632949
Sabbath members love playing on the highway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633086
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633097
This looks like california I don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632949
>>46633097
think the original image may need to be blown up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633143
just take a deep breath and remember that californians as you know them will be extinct after the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633154
We need a separate map for the undercity.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont want this thread to become map autism can we post monster girls instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633173
What mamonos would be chill surfer girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633276
>>46633154
what's it like in the Roost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633276
>>46633298

[Anonymous No.]

I like humpty eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633154

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633397
Okay that's enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633397
What do they eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633397
>redzone
whats that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633419
(U)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633419
see>>46632454

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633419
my ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633435
Red onis and redcaps maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46632454
aw man now I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.]

Msgk monsters are a menace because they're too sexy. I need to fuck fat loli ass.

[Anonymous No.]

gonna blebi the hebi

[Anonymous No.]

its too late, im beyond rationality.
the mofu addiction has hit critical mass, there is no salvation.
just having a foxwife isnt enough, i need to be a fox with her.
my mind has embraced the fluff singularity, and it is glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633199
>lair of the rat queen and her horde of daughters
>slowly expanding slime sinkhole
>dwarven mines which accidentally broke into the walls of the pyrow boarding school
>shog maid academy
>Ms. Wurm's shiny rock farm
>not pictured: ant colony (we forgot they were there)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633154
I want to live in the birb zone. What is life like living there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633647
no stairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633647
You get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633647
>>46633669
that, like any district, depends entirely on the monster. some will ask beforehand!

[Anonymous No.]

What's in Old Town? Is the rent cheap? I sure hope there's a bowling alley.

[Anonymous No.]

Sanguineous mademoiselles could be here in this thread right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633682
>Is the rent cheap?
you'll like the zombie slums

[Anonymous No.]

how much mult does bogie give?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJi6m7R8ADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633651
>>46633669
>>46633675
Sounds like heaven. Harpies are the true angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633689
Good blood suckers should be in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be a street racer in MGC despit3 monstergirls who know me trying to stop me because they’re afraid I’ll get hurt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633732
Getting cuddlefucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633782
Where the fuck did that 3 come from I didn’t type that. Ate gremlins fucking with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633812
3 and E keys are right next to each other. You might be suited for holding hands with a Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633812
you are too fast for your keyboard it put in a 3 instead of an e
letting you street-race will be lethal to all living on said street
YOU"RE A LOOSE CANNON ANONYMOUS, WE CAN"T LET YOU DRIVE AGAIN, NEVER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633854
The MGC police will only stop me when they pull my broken body from the wreckage of my car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633864
Dr. Lich is overworked enough as it is. One of these days she's going to stop bringing you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633880
Who said anything about dying anon? I was saying I’d have broken legs or something. Few months in the hospital that’s all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633893
>After meeting Dr. Corn, Anon discovered horse racing and his life was never the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633689
>vampire
Literally made for gentle lotus position

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633904
You can’t drift a horse, anon.
Ending up with a nurse harem would also result in them worrying about me too much when I keep racing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633980
>Chuuni vamp wife that calls it the "blood lotus"
I have a mighty need

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634000
>You can’t drift a horse, anon.
>He lacks critical information
Also, cars don't take to sick jumps nearly as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46633980
proud vampire wife has difficulty explaining all her dhampir kids

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117987510
taco-time

[Anonymous No.]

On that note, I wrote a quick Ocelomeh thing last night:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55307578/chapters/140309191

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634072
This isn't fair. Ocelomeh shouldn't be worshipped on Caturday AND Taco Tuesday! It's not fair to the other kots!

[Anonymous No.]

cuddlecore

[Anonymous No.]

eat kot ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634337
Front loading the cuddle and then going into devious man devoured, as opposed to the regular strategy of man devourer into cuddly, a devilish trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634072
So that's where all the gold of El dorado went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634345
I might've fallen for it were her tailpussy not clearly still prepared for action. Who am I kidding, she's prepared a trap I would gladly walk into. Devious batcat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dominant hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634072
Danukis offering gaping contracts to talented foreigner athletes

[Anonymous No.]

Listen Holstaur, paizuri is SHIT. It's SHIT, alright?! It sucks, it's a meme. It's a shitty unrealistic meme. It doesn't feel good, it doesn't work. It's partialist junk meant to distract you from the genitals and prevent breeding. You get it, Miss Holstaur? Paizuri. Is. SHIT. The one thing you're "good" at SUCKS. You SUCK. You're useless, stupid cow, useless and dumb. Nobody wants what you have to offer! Go chew your grass stupid cow. Paizuri is shit! Huge boobs are the worst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634380
Oh, how radical!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634393
and she's bigger than me! and likes to cuddle after she breaks my pelvis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634110
>bath and grooming scene
Stop looking at my notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634380
inject her with sheep mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634406
Daring today, aren't we? Next you'll want her to wear a cowprint top and tease you with boob hatting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634064
I dunno it sounds pretty self-explanatory to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634390
Calm down Bapho-chan, this isn't good for your blood pressure.

[Anonymous No.]

vampire milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster is smarter? Jubjub or wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634484
i haven't seen a jubjub bartender

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634110
>chuffing and purring
pretty broken, all the cat builds i saw had to specialize in one or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>yandere wurm is coming after me
>quickly think to don my groucho glasses
>yan wurm bursts up from the ground and grabs me
>"GOT YO- Wait, you aren't him!"
>tell her that I went in the opposite direction when she wasn't looking, somehow
>Wurm digs off the other way looking for me day and night
Phew, that was easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634516
There's no such thing as a yandere wurm, maybe you should've apologized after stepping on her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634484
The legendary feathered dragon: the Wurmjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634463
It's blood.
Yours, specifically.
Those are her bloodbags, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

instead of stomach growling noises you hear womb growling noises

[Anonymous No.]

Overfeeding your vampire wife! Making your vampire wife ever-so-slightly softer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634669
She's just going to force all of that feed back to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634669
Gentle aftercare from your vampire wife after she overfed, leaving you a bit hazy in the head and unsure on your feet.
Your vampire wife catching you when you stand too suddenly.
A hefty steak dinner with leafy greens and a tall cup of water prepared with love by your vampire wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634669
>Let her overfed
>Die of blood loss
Finally free

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634739
Loss of up to 40% of blood volume is completely recoverable.

[Anonymous No.]

Bite the vampire back and see how she likes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634753
>t.lich

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kids, why get a vampire when you can the much cooler, not a vampire, dhampir!
vampire - lazy, boring, yawn! (LOOKS LIKE HER MOM, YUCK!)
dhampir - so cool, wow, rock on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634786
I'm more of a lich kind of person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634786
I always make the wight choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634786
It's a cool ghoul for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634786
We all know vampires are dorks but we have to pretend otherwise so they don't pout

[Anonymous No.]

Undead are fucking FREAKS. You degenerates want to have sex with a DEAD BODY. It died, it rotted in the earth in a casket and was eaten on by bugs and decomposed! It looking like a sexy woman now doesn't change that! Undead are freaks and they need to be put back down! Doesn't matter which they are. None of you are free of sin. Repent now, pray to the Chief Goddess and ask her for forgiveness. Cease your vile acts against humanity.

I will not stop reburying Zombies until they give up and stop rising!
UNDEAD ARE FREAKS! FREAKS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629854
Vietnam - Hồ ly tinh
Korea - Kumiho

There may be countless types of fox demons in the Mist Continent. Any volunteers willing to go to the Mist Continent for a survey?

[Anonymous No.]

>end up working as a servant for some bitchy vampire who drinks your blood every night and refuses to have sex with a "mere mortal"
>try to move out but no other monster girl shows interest in you
>apparently you belong to her now, whatever that means
>after several weeks you decide enough is enough
>first thing in the morning, you wheel her coffin out into the back yard and fling it open
>you drag her out onto the grass and take her then and there
>she protests, but in direct sunlight she's powerless to resist
>you keep going for most of the day
>you didn't even realize how pent-up you were
>you expect her to get revenge when the sun goes down, but instead she tries to act like it never happened
>she even gets less bitchy over the following few days
>although it all starts to make sense when you find out you have a dhampir daughter on the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634910
I want to cum inside a freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634936
To be fair, she was begging for it to happen by slowly incubizing her hubby instead of using the comfortable succubus nostrum treatment everyone uses today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634939
No you don't! Don't you see anon the Undead are corrupting your mind with their filthy influence, they're rotting your brain so you because just as zombified and dumb as they are! DON'T FALL FOR IT! RESIST THE UNDEAD BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! THEY WILL TAKE YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46630898
i cant imagine Baphomets being smart, they are little girls and thus inherently dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635008
Sex with Banshees. Sex with Doppelgangers. Sex with Dullahans. Sex with Ghouls. Sex with Jiangshis. Sex with Liches. Sex with Ochimushas. Sex with Phantoms. Sex with Pharaohs. Sex with Vampires. Sex with Wights. Sex with Wisps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635053
all the growth went into the brain, you should know this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635078
Always forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635078
It's too late for him, his brain is full of cum, the Undead got him. We must put him out of his misery to save his soul...

[Anonymous No.]

but what if I EAT the appol before the soldier boog does??

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634786
I'd take a dhampir as long as she looks good in leather pants. A lich or lowborn/less famous wight would also be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635094
I always blame the Alp-lite nature of the profile that puts people off, even tho it makes it clear that plenty of skeles were women in life too

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Alatreon is the angriest elder dragon of all! She hates everything! She tries to kill everyone she sees! You can't fix her, hunter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635212
i dont know who or what alatron is but im going to give her a big blueberry on the belly button!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635083
if so then it truly is wasted upon them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635180
wouldnt it be like 50/50 odds of the skele being former dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635237
More or less. The bones of the skelletons can be made from different people, because the body itself is made from mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635171
>lowborn/less famous wight
The profile girl gives the impression of lower nobility rather than big name royalty to me too, it fits them well.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have zombie waifu
>Spend at least 9 hours each day blowing ropes into her
>Due to all the mana injection she gets smarter
>Still kinda dopey but that’s why I love her
>And love to dote on her
>But now I keep getting scam letters
>Really fancy and ornate looking with gold trimmed paper and a intricate looking wax seal
>Keep addressing my zombie waifu telling her she’s invited to “The Midnight Aristocracy” and to claim her castle and noble title
>Ask zombie waifu if she knows anything about this but just mutters “Warm~” and hugs me
>Keeps coming every month now and won’t stop
Anyone else deal with these scammers it’s getting kinda annoying that my mailbox is stuffed with these stupid scam letters everyday

[Anonymous No.]

possessive girls love you more

[Anonymous No.]

>trying to tell shirohebi she can't hold my dick while i pee

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635384
>Need to pee
>Shirohebi holds my dick while I pee
>Dick gets hard
>Can’t pee
>Have sex
>Cum
>Need to pee
>Shirohebi holds my dick while I pee
>…

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635346
Imagine anon feels devastated when he finally figures out she isnt just a Zombie anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a better job in Zipangu than fox milker?

[Anonymous No.]

why do spiders move like that?
they just sit and stare at you for ages and ages and then all of a sudden they scuttle/lunge straight at you and it freaks me out.
spooders are scary! I'll get a broom next time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635428
Monster Butt Massager

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635418
It doesn't sound like their relationship has changed at all. Why would he be upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635430
Spiders know they’re super sexy and know you’ll be hard from just looking at them, they’re just waiting for you to be fully hard before they pounce on you, web you up and tease your dick for getting hard at the sight of a spooky spider like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635428
Ah yes, the mysterious empty space

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635430
you think a broom is going to stop miss arachne or miss ushi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635469
Maybe a rolled up newspaper will. Works for the canines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635453
Paranoia and misconceptions

[Anonymous No.]

I've been gone several months, it seems the quality of these threads improved dramatically

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635397
just pee on hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635502
Don't jinx it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd let a hebi vore me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635502
Monsters sports and undead supremacy really improved these threads by expelling normalfags and puritans

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635666
the scary part is that you believe that

[Anonymous No.]

>almost instant reaction
Reminder that these retards actually did vanish for a few days after like half of the thread got nuked last week, they aren't immune to being reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635666
I am all for Zombie supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

The pink glowies are listening.

[Anonymous No.]

Friday night soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635684
Tell them my heart aches for vulpine love.

[Anonymous No.]

>He doesn't want to shove his face into a centaur's rear end

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635695
>Danuki breath with alcohol
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635684
Yeah, I'm an Eros informant. I inform her that she sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635698
Based donut enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635698
My face? No. Now, my arm up to my elbow? I might if she asks nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635745
>Only going up to your elbow in both
No, go up to your shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635502
Scroll through the thread and realize that both the gachaspammer(s) and leprechaun disappeared, it happened around a week ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Focus on the important things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635820
things would be different around here if ms ushi was my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a Ushi that never had a seal

[Anonymous No.]

I want Eros to leave me alone!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine an ushi with a seal at sea world

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635502
>>46635779
>implying anything improved
You're posting in a thread with the op image being some dogshit AIslop warhammer trash. You're just blind to the cancer around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635912
the way to be free of love forever is to piss off eros so she gives you one of her loveless curses

[Anonymous No.]

Eating Succuvirus' poorly made homecooked meal!
IT'S AI SLOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635765
>No, go up to your shoulder
Only on her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635346
then the wight wife sneakily accepts the newfound fortune but has to disguise it as her hubby getting lucky in the lottery or something to fool him into thinking she's still a zombie so he'd keep cuddling her and treating her like a dummy because she's into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635922
better don't mean perfect
it is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635828
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635926
lucky, mine just orders the bitcoin pizza for me and then gets sad because she got scammed for the tenth time this weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635926
My succuvirus is very well behaved and doesn't do any lewd things.
Even then, there's no webcam so she can't perv on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635925
>adulterous followers are likely to be cursed so they can never be loved again.
sounds very abusable basically immune to monsters from then on.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I follow the minor god of fatherhood

[Anonymous No.]

EROS, LOVE STINKS. I HATE LOVE. I OPPOSE YOU! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, SEND DOWN YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER RIGHT NOW. I WILL DEFEAT THEM AND PROVE THAT LOVE STINKS FOREVER! TRY ME IF YOU DARE SO-CALLED GODDESS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636061
>anon gets hot by that wholesome slow burn romance

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635698
As long as there's a smaller monster between her legs with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635925
But Anon, I don't mind falling in love. I mind Eros stationing agents outside my house and in my workplace who keep pushing me to make important life decisions rashly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636061
>eros sends down her messenger
>she just gives you a box of chocolates
>it's actually an improvised bomb
>it explodes pure love dust in your face paralyzing you before cupid rapes you for hours
Eros always wins

[Anonymous No.]

You mean another centaur pressing her ass into you to create a hoss butt sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>46635346
I prefer my Zombies staying as Zombies, but Wights playing pretend sounds extremely cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636094
>anon said, but he not so secretly loved the attention.

[Anonymous No.]

i will love my succuvirus and eros cannot tell me I cannot love a machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636070
>slow burn romance
This with a loli Cupid

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu sure has some lax standards for their "goddesses"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636130
>I will bless you with my body
Beats being a pizza boy, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636087
>If I shrunk you, I bet we could both fit in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636099
>paralyzing you before
i read that as "paralyzing you forever"

[Anonymous No.]

You know, there's a much better way to spend your Friday night and your weekend than staying at home entertaining a wrinkled hag like your auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636188
My auntster is a baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636103
Now we're talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636191
Same, and she's very skilled at draining my stress
https://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636188
you're right. i should give her a surprise visit at the shady bar she always goes to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636188
Unless there's a Marune room I think I'll just stay with my aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

do you imagine legitimately young baphomets fight with old baphomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636201
God damn
I love fat tits hag baphos

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636201
I think I'll be getting some fatty lamb meat for dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636214
>"now now daughter, you're far too young to go out like that. you need to-"
>"mom, im just as tall as you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636188
>You know, there's a much better way to spend your Friday night and your weekend than staying at home entertaining a wrinkled hag like your auntster
True, it's spending your Friday night and your weekend staying at home entertaining a soft trueloli monster gf (Sabbaths other than Momonika might disagree)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636214
traditional goat duels
headbutts at dawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636266
>It's 7 AM on a Saturday
>You want to sleep in
>Your boomer gote neighbors are outside ramming each other's horns AGAIN
>You thought you could catch a break after killing your neighbor's lawn so there was nothing to mow, but nooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636188
Tell me about the Sabbath Casino.
What is it like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636314
I don't know, I've never been in a casino

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs are the test for true monster girl enjoyers.

If you like them and would marry and breed one, you're a true monster girl enjoyer.
If you wouldn't because horse puss puss scares you or grosses you out, you're a tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636357
i wouldn't a horse but i might a deer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636357
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636368
They're centaur family, so you pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636357
I'd buy corn

[Anonymous No.]

Being a rich elite means I can not only afford security guards, but I can also outright hire their monster wives as security guards as well and have double the amount of security guarding my estate and mansion from Monsters who want to rape a rich, elite human like me who lives in a gated estate safe from monsters. I'm fighting fire with fire, Monsters and their human lovers are so easy to manipulate with money. Now no Monsters will ever get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636357
I am the ultimate monstergirl enjoyer. I'd stick my tongue in a centaur's donut.

[Anonymous No.]

which mg would you thug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636314
Like a regular casino, but staffed by lolis and instead of cash you get 'mystery prizes' (monster that plans on jumping you can't becoming your wife (oddly it's not totally arbitrary, more successful gambling gets the eyes of more senior Sabbath members))

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636391
>Anon hires married monsters and their husbands as guards
>They all have sex on the job
>Level 2 Imp wanders past and enters the property because she saw something funsies
>Imp sees you
>Imp pounces on you and makes your wee wee go POW! POP! POP! inside her
>Anon is now married to an imp that only ever does baby talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636357
If they're horse pussy only I would consider that a negative and I'd prefer another option, but centaurs are usually best girls so the positives tend to vastly outweigh the negatives. As long as she's not afraid of foreplay I could make it work though. Frontpussy makes everything else moot regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636314
if you get to the high rollers table and run out of chips you can bet your virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636412
What does thug mean in this context?

[Anonymous No.]

fox butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636479
fobs butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636479
Are made for anal
https://exhentai.org/s/a7384b7380/2780646-51

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

plant buttt

[Anonymous No.]

>Bicorn's face when her husband asks for a centaur, whitehorn, unicorn, and nightmare for his harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634072
Every artist should really learn how to separate their normal nsfw from their /d/ shit. I did not need to see that other thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636357
I dunno, man. Centaurs are barely monsters. It's like a farm animal with a lady attached. Wouldn't a real monster be a better test? Like, say, a slime, or a gazer? You know, something with a lot of completely outside of normal Earth creature traits? Even a heckhound is more plausibly monstrous than a centaur and she's just a fiery dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46634786
All monsters look like moms after getting mating pressed enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636537
i wonder about sahu's mom sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636518
Making a whole derby you harem, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636357
I love horsepussy, I love harpy wings, I love demon horns, I love lamia tails, and I want to tongue arachne spinnerettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636188
>The man bursts into tears, "but doctor, those are my auntsters"

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of loving whitehorns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636602

[Anonymous No.]

You have encountered the Heavenhound. She will make you submit to holiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636632
holy shit a shiny hellwan
that's like a 1/8192 chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636570
>I want to tongue arachne spinnerettes.
Miss Arachne is going to have such a hard time explaining why Anon's tongue is stuck back there to Dr. Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636632
Finally, must pet the Pupper

[Anonymous No.]

>Kissing clown slime
>All of a sudden I'm tonguing her butthole
>Damn clown slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636659
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636659
>Clown slime juggling my keys
>Throws them up in the air and swallows it
>Now have to reach in to slime titty and grab keys
>damn clown slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636632
What does her chest fluff smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636659
It sure must taste funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636676
I bet they smell like Peeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636659
Just go for clown without the slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636621
>Perkele this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636689
it's important to support slime biodiversity

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636689
Bapho clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636698
True. We don't want slimes to become dominated by a single species.
I'm personally looking after a booze slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636707
slimes with teeth make me imagine them wearing dentures

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636707
you wouldn't drink a slimey cocktail, right?

[Anonymous No.]

mgs Used To Be Terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

Beastmen or undead.
Truly I'm torn between two impossible options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636751
They still make me scared stiff, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636751
They still are. Don't like the threadcanon fool you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636758
so many things can be dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636751
>>46636760
This has always been a soft porn setting, get better bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636766
Spoopy sea snake.
Truly the Deadlands are a wonderful place to explore, even if its heavy on the combat encounters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636767
nuts 1-5, pretty good
nuts 6-10, wow, that's...
nuts 7-15, maybe we can wind things down?
nuts 16-20, please stop
nuts 20+, mumbling incoherently
they're a little scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636774
ive gotten to 11 irl and it actually becomes painful

[Anonymous No.]

rata stuffing nuts into her mouth for the long winter.
she chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636783
Optimal squirrel body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636774
That’s what the demonic energy/mamono mana is for anon. This setting has a way to avoid realism induced horror baked in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636793
ms lim reading her dissertation on the myth of the male refractory period

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636783
Someone needs to draw a rata with her cheeks puffed out like when someone from "Ed, Edd n Eddy" has a jawbreaker in their mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636751

[Anonymous No.]

>"Local Evil Wizard with no morals has reportedly invented new terrifying sterilization spell in his RV that seals vaginas shut, fusing the flesh of the lips at a cellular level and shrinking the genitalia of human men to microscopic proportions, preventing the having of sexual intercourse, all because he quote-on-quote "felt like it", says eyewitnesses to the incident in downtown MGC. This incident, which happened inside a McLim's fast food join, led to locals questioning Mayor Wurm's ability to lead in lieu of her city council's inability to curb the amount of violence perpetuated by the Evil Wizard demographic, with locals questioning how Evil Wizards still exist in the current year even. Mayor Wurm responded, saying ":D" to her detractors in a press conference. In other news, an Order Paladin has robbed another gas station, taking several candy bars in the name of the Chief God and claiming that he quote-on-quote "dabbed all over the Monsters" in doing so."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636701
>loli Bogie

[Anonymous No.]

loli bogey

[Anonymous No.]

Loli Loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636857
>Order Paladin has robbed another gas station, taking several candy bars in the name of the Chief God and claiming that he quote-on-quote "dabbed all over the Monsters" in doing so.
Literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636923
luli bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>Hebi's buying zipties on Amazoness again
am i in danger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636980
i can't believe she'd let something that isn't her constrict me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46620462
>"Everybody knows Orcs who became monstah galz aftah 1993 can't WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! -All dey know is Badlands, fack humie bois, herd dey squigs, loot, be oinkin' pigies, eat snotling, and be useless gitz outside of fackin' humie bois!"

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru demon subclass is too strong, nerf when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637065
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637103
if you see someone quoting the OP for no reason they're here to talk to themselves, not you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637101
I've played enough video games to know that that's a boss fight.

[Anonymous No.]

how can she be so powerful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637111
I- is that how it works? Is that thread etiquette I m ignorant about? Whats the difference of the others who quote OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637176
i dunno, i've never heard of that and i been here for almost 20 years

[Anonymous No.]

I HAVE A MIGHTY HUNGER. FOR NACHOS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637191
>Get a brat wife
>Turn into a giant spider
I see no downsides

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637176
merely an observation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637204
But I don't want to be a giant spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637273
Be the spider. Trust me, you do not want to deal with your wife while you're NOT a giant spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636397
I'm more into Goat donut
https://files.catbox.moe/jjkh88.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46629035
>Get together with an elf
>Panics when she sees you have a single grey hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637328
Either she needs to rape you more so you incubize or you're going the hot ojii-san route for the better part of a millennium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637474
>Anon wearing a foxy grandpa hat.
>"But Grandpa, you didn't marry a kitsune."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637327
>Auntie I know it's Friday night but I would prefer real food

[Anonymous No.]

Dead children erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637493
>There are two hats at every hat store
>Foxy grandpa for those silver haired husbandos
>Grandpa fox for guys who married a kitsune and are now the patriarch of a multigenerational fox family
>If you know the dark secrets of the merchant world, you might be able to find the forbidden third hat
>Foxy grandpa fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637611
Truly a powerful relic beyond the ken of mortals.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that lich-san did not mess up her spell and accidentally make herself a shortstack.
That is slander of the highest order, she merely decided to spontaneously try out a more compact form is all.
She did not accidentally mumble a very important word in the ritual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637592
Bury dead monsters and let the worms have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637592
don't dead
open inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637176
Its a lazy way of starting a new topic thats not responding in an existing conversation by using a 'blank reply' rather than using the "Post a Reply" button.
[shrug] It's usually not an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636783
Rata stuffing Anon's nuts in her mouth all winter long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636767
Scared stiff is always a valid soft-porn terrifying trope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636726
Slime 'teeth' are just white-colored slime.
It's a neat party-trick like having non-standard hair color to her usual body-slime color.
She is proud of her handiwork that now she gives a great Gum-job with her new pretty mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

Bigger goats. Better goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637763
drunk gotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636648
>Ms. Arachne
>reads blogpost on /mon/ about Centaur Fisting
>laughs at the silliness of Centaurs and shows it to her Anon
>
>"But I web from there"
>
>Dr.Uni Corne says she she'll be able to spin web again in a couple of days and she shouldn't do something that silly ever again
>
>silk production stops for almost a month, all her coworkers are worried she's got some fatal illness
>nowadays silk work only stops for a few days after her birthday, all her coworkers just nod and 'Niiice'

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637703
Not Gaping-Anon, but that meme needs to be used by a Zombie competitor at Regionals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637495
She ordered a pizza, now hurry up and fuck the lolibaba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637782
Bapho-winegote needs bigger guns to convince me to drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637611
>be Anon
>portal opens, I am prepared
>quickly putting on my full set of hat, vest and string-tie
>jumping through

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637782
blue goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637851
dork goat

[Anonymous No.]

I caught my neighbors Arachne daughter on my lawn again. Caught her in a tight net and took her across the road and dumped her on his doorstep and told that faggot ass demonically possessed incubus faggot that if I caught his ugly abominable spider daughter trespassing on my soil again then next time I would introduce her to my Benelli M4 and she'll eat lead. My house is a proper ORDER house, no demon shit allowed, ain't no god damned monsters coming near my lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637891
Hope you’re ready for your car to get an Ushi-Oni facelift bucko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46636518
>the whole MGC's face when Anon and his Bicorn-waifu ride past in their new carriage
>pulled by his 4 submissive junior-waifus
>Bicorn sitting back smiling and giving a small 'royal-wave' to the Mayor, Liches, other nobility
>all of Centaur-town scandalised and outraged by such public degeneracy
>proud noble Cents lowering themselves to lowly cart-horses
>"worse than public handholding"
>a herd of impressionable young fillies start to follow Anon's carriage
>Bicorn laughs at the outraged Centaur matriarchy as they ride past
>She starts pointing out pretty and busty candidates to her husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637838
EMG plot-twist: Hat guy is 23 next month and he only arrived in Lamia Village about 6 months ago.
>still worth it

[Anonymous No.]

My wimpy Order neighbor who I tower over that lives across the street just came to me begging me to get my Arachne daughter to stop webbing his house lol he looked like he was about to cry and said I was insulting his religion, I told him idgaf and that religion was fucking gay as shit LMAO and said I'd tell her to cut it out, maybe
Then I shut the door in his face and went back to fucking my spider wife lol I love spider sex and my huge arnold schwarzenegger body teeming with testosterone lmao

[Anonymous No.]

harems are gross. you're gross for wanting one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637985
But I like the three weasels

[Anonymous No.]

>>46637907
>Centaur-Town matriarchy further scandalised when Anon, his Bicorn 1st-waifu and his Taur harem use their pooled funds to buy the largest Barn-house on the town square
>declare a huge 'Open House' Garden party
>stuffy Town Council matriarchy object, try to shutitdown
>all the young single Centaurs are hurriedly buying new party frocks, getting their hair and tails coiffured, hooves buffed, etc
>Rata News social column calls the Party the Event of the season
>
>Bicorn is in a ring of outraged Cent Councillors who had to attend but still don't approve
>gives Anon a kiss, and tells him to go mingle while she talks 'business'
>Anon does a [huh?] when she hands him a Sharpie as he goes
>
>when the Party finally closes, so many young fillies are proudly showing each other their "Queue-numbers" drawn on their exposed breasts
>
>Three weeks later Anon finally finishes cooming in the last numbered Centaur-filly
>Anon is pretty sure his Bicorn has a second Sharpie and the last 6 or 7 weren't even in town when the party was held
>Anon [shrug] and fucked them anyway, just to be fair to everyone
>
>Half of Town Council still seething, other half proudly pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46638003
three weasels isn't a harem, it's just three wives who you love, so that's okay.