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[Anonymous No.]

Mommy!

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Do any of you moonies have any tips on how to have sex with one's nephew? Some of you allegedly have some experience with that. Asking for a friend h-haha...

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>>46553358
Well yeah she is one

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>>46553358
Mummy!

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>>46553495
>Sister
>Your belly got bigger...
>Overeating?
Yorihime: NEW TARGET ACQUIRED

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>>46553358
Mommy!.. and uncle.

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>>46553557
You mean aunt, right?

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>>46553388
First of all, any and all claims stating that one Moon Princess is, and I quote, a perverted nephew fucker addicted to having immoral, incesteous, all-night long, breeding sessions over and over again are, obviously, mere propaganda seeking to sully the great Capital's pure, pristine image. Much like anyone peddling the unfounded rumor that another Princess seeks out rough, unwashed earthling men, they must be ignored and reported to the LCI central(Lunar Correct Information central) for reeducation.
That said, if I were to hypothetically seduce my nephew, this is how I'd hypothetically go about doing it:
First of all one must get a nephew, for that you must have a close relative with a husband and son (very rare), and it MUST be a relative, otherwise the thrill of such taboo encounters is lost. Hypothetically.
Second, you need to monopolize your nephew as soon as possible, young boys are prime targets for lecherous old hags who aren't even related to him at all! In fact if you were to, hypothetically, lock him in a training facility for his entire childhood under false pretenses and only allowing yourself to interact with him, you can keep him safe from any lewd women. You can also take advantage of these key formative years to mold him into the perfect husband!
Now, as your nephew grows from a boy to a man you can move on to step three, perhaps the most crucial, become the ideal of sexuality in his eyes. During training, let yourself be grabbed on unfortunate areas, insist on sharing a shower past the appropriate age, "accidentally" leave your worn underwear in easy to locate spots, use your imagination! As long as you plague his late night fantasies, you're golden. A-and make sure to check the security feed of his room during these times, just to guarantee he's thinking about the right lady. Hum, hypothetically.
And for the final part of the nephewhusband plan, up the ante. Go way bolder, openly tease him, massage his muscles, flash him, etcetera, but claim innocence. The day will come when he snaps and takes you; you got him at last. Use the morning after, when the weight of what he did all on his own with no prior manipulation by your part settles in, to gaslight him into marrying you, make sure to cry a lot and say things such as: "How could hurt your own aunt so much?!", make him feel really guilty... hypothetically.
And just like that! You now have a cute, servile,
always ready nephew! If he starts stepping out of line just threaten you're gonna tell everyone what he did and the problem should go away in a flash.
Hypothetically.

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>>46553358
Another shota hunter 2hu

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>>46553358
I made her a mommy.

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Built for large swarthy chocolate lovers

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>>46555532
Leave the boys alone!

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>>46555267

I wonder how you know so much about "Hypothetically" doing this

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>>46555267
How shrewd you are, Princess. And thank you for clarifying that this is purely hypothetical. Maybe next you can show us how one would hypothetically seduce one of those bipedal hairless apes of Earth, or more widely known as human men?

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>>46556735
She's had a few thousand years to think about it, it's not strange in the slightest. Any more out of that big mouth of yours will land you in the Rabbit Correction room.

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>>46555267
What does you're sister think of this plan as well as relationship?
Hypothetically that is

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>>46555267
>Much like anyone peddling the unfounded rumor that another Princess seeks out rough, unwashed earthling men
Are these rumors about Toyohime or Kaguya?

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>>46557054
Well technically...
I-i mean it doesn't matter since they're just rumours. You don't believe everything you hear about noblewomen, do you?
I could make up some lies about practically anyone and someone would be stupid and ignorant enough to believe it no matter what it was, so don't fall for these deceptions about the purity of our great Toyohime, and as much as she has sinned Kaguya is not such a degenerate she'd breed with filthy mongrel earthmen, getting aroused by the prospect of engaging in forbidden relationships that are hardly better than bestiality with how unclean and rough they are, their muscles hard from long days in the fields and their skin bronzed by unceasing labor in the hot sun, no matter the time of year.

That would be a step too far.
Excuse me as I go to the ladies room, for totally unrelated reasons.

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>>46555267
You know how Sanaefags get real mad because no one can talk about her canon self without calling her a slut? Well, I cannot do even that as nephew fucking is one of the only canon things one can discuss about Yori. ZUN will dance around giving straight answers for years and years, but for Yorihime he plainly wrote "She's married to her actual nephew LMAO!" without any room for doubt.
So, the only thing I can say is that Yorihime would not manipulate her nephew as she has been shown to be nothing but kind to everyone.
Lovey-dovey, immoral, incesteous, all-night long, breeding sessions over and over again are far closer to canon.

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>>46557279
damnit IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!

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>>46557048
All she, hypothetically, sees is a very happy marriage!

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>>46557054
One of them gave impossible requests to any and all suitors who came her way.
The other married and had a son with a hunter.
I'm sure you can guess who the rumors talk about.

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>>46557156
Oh my god, I want these thighs to show me who's the boss of this Earth-Moon system.

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I'll want to draw some accurate Yocchan x her husband and Tocchan x her husband hentai someday. Is there any information about the husbands I can use to decide on their appearance and personality?

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>>46557779
You sir. You're going places.
Probably moon prison, but possibly a moon princess' bedroom.
Rock on you crazy mofo.

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>>46558098
In actual 2hu canon? They are related to Eirin and one of them is Toyo's son, that's all we know.
Their legend counterpart are also kinda barren, Yori's is Ugayafukiaezu no Mikoto (picrel) who doesn't prominently feature in any stories aside from the one of his birth, in which Toyotama-hime, Toyo's legend counterpart, had to turn into a shark/crocodile thing to give birth. It is not explained how or why he married Tamayori-hime, Yori's counterpart, but it must've been real important considering that union gave life to freaking Jimmu. So he was born from a weird fish and is the father of Japan's first emperor. Not much.
Toyo's husband, Hoori has much more meat to him. Hoori was a hunter who had lost his brother's fishing hook, looking for it he wandered into the bottom of the ocean, instead finding Toyotama-hime, who helped look for the lost item. They later got married and Hoori spent three years living together, until Hoori got homesick (remember this one fact for the later part where I give my conspiracy theory). Hoori gave back the hook and Toyotama-hime got pregnant, making Hoori swear to not look at her while giving birth, which he does and discovers her true form. Toyotama-hime in shame goes back to the sea, never to return. Hoori later becomes ruler of a town and for half a century.
Now, that is what we know for certain and what the myths tell us, but I have reason to believe Mizue no Uranoshimako, the fisherman who found his way into the Lunar Capital and got cared for by the sisters, to be the same person as Hoori, and therefore, Toyo's husband.
This theory isn't the most sound one out there, I am by no means a 2hu lore expert, much less a knower of Eastern folklore, but I still believe there are some details said in CiLR that seemed odd.
First, the confirmation of the sisters marriage status. This one always rubbed me the wrong way, it seems almost out of character for ZUN to add an actual married character, much less one who is married to her own nephew. It comes out of the blue too, just Eirin casually saying it. It got me thinking about the intent behind such an odd addition, say you wanted to make your normally derivative characters into much closer to the source material, well, you do it by giving them characteristic from said material! Thus, Yori marries her sister's son, just like in the legend.
Kinda flimsy, I know, but that was what got me thinking...
Mizue no Uranoshimako is another name for Urashima Taro, a common folktale. It goes pretty much like it was described in chapter three of CiLR, fisher finds himself in a magical place, spends a while there, gets homesick, returns to his home to find himself centauries in the future and opens a box which ages him instantly. Some differences here and there, like how he was put in cryogenics to make him return 300 hundreds years later instead of time just passing differently, but...
There is another modification to the original which changes everything (cont.)

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>>46558491
(cont.)
In the most commonly known version of the tale, the fisherman spends three days in the sea, in 2hu, he spends three years before missing his home. What an odd, seemingly insignificant detail to change, right?
Sound familiar? That is the amount of time Hoori spent with Toyotama-hime before he, too, became homesick.
Now, why would ZUN go out of his way to establish the Watatsuki as closer to their legends, in specific their marriages, and in the same work retell a common story with the date changed ever so slightly to match with the legend of Toyo's husband? Perhaps we are meant to assume this Mizue no Uranoshimako is actually the father of Toyo's son.
... or it could be ZUN is using an older version of the myth which claimed it was three years Taro spent away from home...
Not the most solid of theories, but a nice thought regarding ZUN's intention behind canonizing nephew fucking. We'll probably never get a solid answer as ZUN appears to be done with sisters, but hey.
Also, I sure hope you actually do the hentai, Yori fucking nephew is a market unexplored.

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>>46557427
>The other married and had a son with a hunter.
A luna or earth hunter?

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>>46556781
>How hypothetically shrewd you are, Princess.
FTFY, it's all just a fun mind game

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>>46555267
https://youtu.be/H1LF-qyoNjo?si=J-laFPNxc5e99sdy
Alig8torh8trs

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>>46556735

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>>46555532
How many shota hunter in 2hu anyway?

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Watashi wah

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>>46555267
>always ready
For what?

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Between Yocchi boinking her nephew and Toyo banging household rabbits, which one is more scandalous?

Asking for no reason.

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>>46565527
ALLEGEDLY!!!

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>>46553358
Daddy!

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>>46565539
Allegedly what? Yocchi IS banging her nephew and Toyocchi IS banging household rabbits into the ground

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>>46565877
I refuse to believe she wears bloomers.

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>>46553358
Why would Yorihime's nephew be fucking his aunt, when his sexy mother is right here?

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>>46573189
She's too busy getting bred by [me], the dirty earthling

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>>46573348
Remember, any boy you habe with Toyohime will instantly becomes par of Yorihime's harem.

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https://youtu.be/YxVRUNZ2gBs?si=CIjWyZKbCwMa4tPP

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>>46555267
Are all Lunarians, hypothetically, this perverted?

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can we have ONE (1) moon-hime thread without th nephewtards barging in

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>>46589330
Like Yorihime barged into her nephew's bedroom?
Hippocrites, all of you.

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>>46589330
Anon, it is literally, indelibly, unequivocally canon. You can't pretend it doesn't exist.

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>>46589330
Like >>46557279 said, we don't have the recourse Sanae and Kasen enjoyers have.
ZUN has forever doomed the moonies to incest posts with a single line.

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>>46553358
Cute Marissa image anon!

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>>46553358
Moon Yukari is so cute!!!!!
>>46555267
Moon Reimu is such a degenerate!!!!

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>>46599411
You just know Yocchan is thinking about it in that picture.

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>>46601219
Bout dem beans?

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>>46589330
>can we have ONE (1) ___ thread without the ___tards (making the same shit joke again)
Hmm...no. /jp/ is retarded and full of unfunny s--o--y ridden retards.

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I'm either getting turned into steak tartare or a father.
Possibly both!

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>>46553358
I love blondehus

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