/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit /jp/, you will not belive what happened to me the other day.

So my friends came over to my place, we were about to irl roleplay some touhous, and this one jackass cosplaying Alice whips out this fucking huge flask and gulps half of the thing down. I'm not sure if anyone else saw it, but things got pretty bad.

It all started innocently enough; we were having a tea party and then out of the blue, Marisa spilled his tea all over Alice's dress. It was an honest mistake, but that wouldn't matter. Alice was fucking wasted, he took a swing and caught Marisa in his lower jaw. Blood was pouring from his mouth. The rest of us watched in disbelief as Alice squated over a now barely conscious Marisa. And took a shit.

All over him.

At this point I had ran back inside, grabbed my BB Pistol (It's pretty real lookin) and hauled ass back to the tea party, everyone else had left and Marisa, now lying on the dirt, half coved in tea, half covered in leaked poop, either in shock or otherwise I was unsure. Alice jumped out of the bushes, ran towards me but just couldn't make it; for his dress was caught on a branch and he was drunk as fuck, right next to a humungous truck in a two-car garage.

Hopping out with two broken legs, trying to walk it off he said, "Fuck you too bitch, call the cops. I'ma kill you and them loud ass muthafuckin barkin dogs" and when the cops came through Me and Marisa stood next to a burnt down house; with a can full of gas and a hand full of matches and still weren't found out. Marisa never came over to my house again and that was the last time I ever saw him.

The moral of the story: Roleplaying makes you a jackass.