/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

The meidos may try to suppress Megumu's threads due to her sexism, racism, xenophobia, arrogance, rapey-ness, and overall unpleasantness, but everyone knows you can't a good tengu down!

[Anonymous No.]

The age of the 10gu has passed. Now is the time of the yousei. Tremble and dispear before the strongest!

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>>46279380
Megumu is Hitler and Hitler is bad

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>>46280681
Marisa you're only saying that because you are a virgin who could never hope to attract a man/lover like Megumu can

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Now that I think about it, what exactly are Megumu's good points again? Why would any boy want to date her?

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>>46281472
+Big tits
+Will sex you
+You can fuck her pet if you get bored of it and she won't care
+Tengu hag jungle that's all yours to enjoy

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>>46281624
>+Big tits
Obviously photoshopped.
>+Will sex you
Will faint as soon as you touch her shoulders.
>+You can fuck her pet if you get bored of it and she won't care
Her "pet" already dumped her and leeches off Sanae now.
Also, it collected every STD in existence including some that already went extinct.
>+Tengu hag jungle that's all yours to enjoy
You don't need to cut everything off, but you need to set least maintain it a little. I'm not getting my dick scratched by the razor blades tengu call "hair".

I'm just gonna go back to the flower field and get molested by fairies again. At least they know how to take care of themselves and pleasure a man.

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>>46281624
"Megumu has been here."
"How can you tell?"
"Lots of talk about bush."

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>>46281472
I like Megumu because she's a big tall tengu lady and honestly that's enough for me

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>>46281735
She's a racist and sexist and rapist

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>>46281761
is there any tengu who isn't?

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>>46281441
If Megumu had so much sex then where is her husband???
Lesbian sex with to establish crow tengu hierarchy does not count

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>>46281800
All the more reason to stay in the human village. People here need to stop romanticizing getting kidnapped and raped by tengu. It's traumatic stuff and something you would never want to actually happen to you

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>>46281761
>>46281800
Not to mention that they have horrible hygine (don't shave and smell awful), are manipulative liers, and even with all those flaws, they are arrogant morons who think they're better than everyone else.
They are so bad that the tengu men would rather have gay sex with each other than fuck someone like Aya or Megumu.
Stick to human women. If you really must fuck something supernatural, go for literally any other type of youkai, or maybe a fairy or goddess.

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>>46281472
Megaton Milkers that you get to fondle if you're tall enough to reach them (you're not, unless she leans forwards or sits down).

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>>46282199
Definitely there fairies

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>>46282199
I understand why you would wish that, however the trouble with tengu is they don't give you a choice

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Reminder that only crow tengu kidnaps men and sometimes the husbands of their kin
Reject crow tengu. Accept white wolf tengu who has one man as the alpha of their pack.

[Anonymous No.]

If Megumu's "racism" (which nobody has posted any proof of) is so bad how come human men like being sat on so much?

[Anonymous No.]

MEGUMU IIZUNAMARU!
I'm coming to impregnate you!
On Youkai Mountain, at your house!

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>>46284945
You should add "while being watched by your underlings". Gets them every time.

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>>46279380
>rapey-ness
the word is rapistry

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>>46285286
Wow, you're very good with words! Have you considered a career in the world of print media?

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>>46285335
Gee Aya, this couch sure is comfortable, but I don't exactly understand why we're having the interview on it. It also seems a bit odd to lock the door, why would that be necessary?

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>>46286353
reading this in picrels voice makes for a pretty good mental image

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I'm going to hug a tengu!

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>>46287255
Hopefully people will learn from this Anons example of what not to do

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>>46282958
Hugging Megumu and burrowing my nose in her navel!

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>>46287255
thanks for giving out a great example of manhood, Anon. Some Anons in this board are in dire need of such.

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>>46288639
Anon found dead due to inhaling mustard gas.
Trust no tengu. They are an accommodation and must be destroyed.

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>>46288739
they're an accommodation? how much do they charge? akyuu's pricing me out of house and home

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>>46288753
They accommodate only evil. They nurture it and damn mankind alongside themselves in their folly.

[Anonymous No.]

they are out there to get you
you'll be forever lost in their Youkai mountains!

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>>46288878
the birds sure have some curves...

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>>46288878
Lmao, chestlet womanlets and their obvious padding and stilts.

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>>46289177
Snake hands (?) typed this post.
How's the husbandhunt Kanako? Still trying to molest Sanae's boyfriend even though he's a fiftieth your age?

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>>46289338
Newsboy Aya makes me harder than any right she has to. What the fuck's wrong with me?

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>>46289338
At least the mountain shrine hag's tits are real, and she knows how to take a bath.
When was the last time you actually washed those clothes? Can you even get within 5 miles of a guy before the stench drives him off?

[Anonymous No.]

When trying to be kidnapped by a tengu, should you just be upfront about wanting to marry her? Or should you play "reluctant", and try to "fight" it?

>>46289381
Kanako you can't complain about smell when your bedroom reeks of alcohol and virgin smell.

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>>46289356
Tomboy love is nothing to be ashamed about anon.
So long as you remember they are in fact women where it counts, you're all in the clear.

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>>46289356
Latent homosexuality.

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>>46289381
Speaking from experience are we?
You seem to have an awfully detailed knowledge on what happens when someone doesn't bathe for six months at a time.

>>46289397
It depends on the girl, with sensetive types like Hatate one should try and remain mostly passive, so as to no embarrass her, but with more aggressive Tengu you should be a little more forthcoming with your desire to be bound to her and give her a houseful of kids.

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>>46289356
you have a thing for suits, even if it's just the top part
girls dressing like boys is cute (especially when you can still tell how girly they are underneath)
or you have a thing for shorts
it's suspenders Aya that particularly gets me

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>>46289431
>You seem to have an awfully detailed knowledge on what happens when someone doesn't bathe for six months at a time.
Yes, I've had to deal with a lot of tengu, unfortunately.

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>>46289510
Sharply dressed women are underrated.
It's not gay for them to look nice.

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>>46289356
>>46289403
>>46289410
If you date Aya, she'll dress as a boy for you.
If you date Megumu (or Okina), they'll make you dress up as a girl for them.

Which way lowly human?

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>>46289545
Okina doesn't make people crossdress, dumbass.
She'll just make you wear a skimpy male stripper outfit as you push her wheelchair.

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>>46289545
I'd hardly call this dressing as a boy.
You can still quite clearly see her womanhood through her blouse.

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>>46289605
this outfit fucking breaks me
she could slander anyone and anything I care about, she could belittle my whole race and I'd let her as long as she continues to dress up like that for me

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>>46289603
Okina is a noted pervert who absolutely would have a boy crossdress for her and wear those silly dancer outfits. Complete with shoe on head.

Why Okina gets turned on by a shoe on head we'll never know, but it's all te more reason to avoid gods and aim for tengu, who are noted allies to humanity.

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>>46289615
I believe I understand now why Aya decides to wear this uniform specifically. Through logic and reasoning, I have come to the conclusion that her news'boy' outfit is specifically designed to be pure sex when viewed by a heterosexual male who likes fit and slender women most of all.
You see, the reality is that this is not a man's outfit. How can it be?
The most obvious giveaway should be the knee-high socks and the elegantly crafted leather shoes.
Second on the list should be the stylish and cute satchel, followed closely by the closely fitting blazer and oddly-lengthed shorts.
Most men's shorts stop about halfway down the thigh for optimal cooling, or in the case of Bermuda shorts more or less on the knee for a better balance for beating the heat of the sun while still chasing away the cool atlantic winds.
But Aya's shorts stop a couple of inches above the top of the knee. Is this a mistake? Did she just happen to buy an intermediate length and go with it? Explain the clearly rolled up ends then. She wants them this length, because it just happens to be the scientifically proven perfect length to arouse modesty whilst still showing off her dainty and girlish legs, making any man instantly begin to imagine what pale, succulent thighs lie beneath their brown protective fabric.

Equally, we may consider her upper torso as well.
Some people would point to the jacket as proof she is indeed trying to masquerade as a human male to further her objectives in the village, but this is yet another clever deception.
Look closer. What do you see? More importantly, what do you NOT see?
That's right. Buttons and pockets. The two hallmarks of clothing intended for wear by men are totally absent.
This is no accident dear anons. This is a cleverly and exactly made set of clothes for someone who wishes for plausible deniability on the surface, whilst still advertising clearly her femininity on many channels, just not so strong a signal that you can quite make out the full picture except by careful analysis.
From this we can determine that the brightly coloured red tie and open front are so made in order to attract attention to her chest area, at the same time concealing the plump and firm breasts that would shatter the illusion of modesty that so much care has been put into to create and preserve.

Truly, this is the real power of Shameimaru Aya. The ability to be pure distilled sex without even revealing anything.
This is a master in her element, my dear friends. Do not underestimate her. The danger involved cannot be overstated.

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>>46289646
God, imagine the smell...

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb subpar kidnapper, get your own thread! You don't even have a true woman's figure!

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>>46290049
I beg to differ.

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>>46290049
>Aya has her SLR camera
>Momiji has eyes that can see a thousand miles ahead
>Hatate has her camera phone
>Megumu has her tripod
How long until we get another tengu with a camcorder?

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>>46290219
>a thousand miles
a thousand ri actually, which means it's more like 2441 miles

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>>46289381
When has any 2hu washed their clothes?

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>>46290522

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>>46290219
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna find a wolf tengu...
And cuddle her!
And pat her head lots!

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>>46297576
very gud

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>>46297651
Happy wans DESERVE ear scritches

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>>46297576
Wolves' bodies are more honest than their words, so don't stop even if they tell you to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

white wolves deserve all the love in Gensokyo! Good pups!

[Anonymous No.]

tengu are not to be lewded

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>>46300092
explain this outfit

[Anonymous No.]

did you know that the wolf tengu on Youkai Mountain are free? you can just go up there and then take one home. theyre free!

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>>46300388
did you know that the human males on the Human Village are free? you can just go up there and then take one home. They're free!

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>>46300428
Did you know the guard posts for sector seven are all empty?
All the wolves just abandoned their posts and went hunting for men again!

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>>46300450
if the whole sector is empty then it must mean they caught the scent of a man. so theyre really just doing their job at the end of the day. they even chased him all the way into the town square and enacted his punishment on the spot. wolf tengu are such hard workers!

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>>46300450
So you're saying the path to Megumu's HQ is entirely unguarded? I could just go up there and propose to her unmolested?

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>>46297576
Some important things to know before dating a wolf tengu:
Wolf tengu are smelly even by tengu standards. Like all tengu, they sweat like humans, and have the wet earwax gene. But unlike other tengu, wolf tengu have no bathing culture. They are not permitted to use the crow tengu public baths, and routinely go months at a time without washing.
Like all tengu, wolf tengu are hairy. Don't be fooled by the smooth armpits; they only shave there because Megumu ordered it as part of her "modernization" program. However, wolf tengu pubic hair is softer and fluffier than crow tengu pubic hair.
Your partner will expect regular cunnilingus. You will not be permitted to wash your face after. This is her way of bragging to the other wolf tengu, who will immediately smell what happened.
The tengu have officially abolished slavery. However, you will still be treated like property. You will be required to wear a collar and act submissive in public. Your partner will not hesitate to bite you hard enough to draw blood if she feels you are out of line. Other wolf tengu are not permitted to lay "claw or tooth" on you, but beating you with sticks is tolerated, so long as they do not break bones or draw blood.
Wolf tengu are very affectionate in private. She will love cuddles and headpats, but only if no other tengu sees it.
Many wolf tengu even enjoy role-reversal play in private, including wearing your collar.
Any wolf tengu who wags her tail in public will be bullied mercilessly.
Your partner will probably lend you to other wolf tengu in exchange for things like covering guard duty shifts. You will be expected to sexually service those other tengu too.
On return, your partner will "wash" you by dunking you in a freezing cold waterfall.
A wolf tengu is very protective of her partner, and will fight any other youkai that threatens you. If you are dating a wolf tengu you can freely travel on Youkai Mountain with no fear of harm.

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>>46300778
>Like all tengu, wolf tengu are hairy
You didn't need to sell it to me anon
Imagine the forest...
Oh yeah, what happens when they go into heat?

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>>46301243
>Imagine the forest...
glorious, lush and well-kept yet bountiful. Truly, tengu are the gift to mankind that'd make Prometheus proud.

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>>46301394
Using Momijis fluffy downy bush as a pillow...

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>>46301432
This seems to be a running theme with all beast youkai. Though, Megumu is just lazy. Just because she knows she has no chance with men doesn't mean she should abandon grooming herself.

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>>46301716
The crotch mofu...

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>>46301716
hairy crotch, extremely fluff, enough to drown inside of it…

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy fluffy
Fluffy tengu...

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>>46301802
Puffy

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>>46289735
I am but a passing appreciator of newsboy Aya, but let it be known that your post spoke to me on a deep level.

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>>46302375
I may have been slightly drunk at the time.
I just couldn't contain myself any longer. Aya tends to make me leak out things in ways I don't fully understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Tengu won't rape me because I'll date Reimu first and there's no way a tengu would lay their grubby mitts on Reimu Hakurei's boy.

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>>46302444
True, but one young boy out of a whole village is nothing to be upset at.
And if they want you that badly they can arrange a breakup with some planted evidence then nab you when you're vulnerable, so it's not like they don't have options.

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>>46289431
actually after that long a kind of fermentation reaction occurs and the smell becomes quite sweet, like sugar-rich yeast

[Anonymous No.]

>walking in the village streets late at night
>see a passed out human boy
>help him up and carry his disoriented body to my place
>let him sleep on my futon right next to me
>deal with his freak out when he wakes up
>tell him everything's ok now
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as I hand him one of my eggs
>say it's not safe for him to go home yet
>tell him to stay here

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>>46302429
No, no, it's completely understandable. Not to mention inspiring.

Once I find the time, I'll try and add to the pool of knee-socked newsboy Aya images.

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>>46303574
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

How would Megumu respond to affection?

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>>46309625
Affection from a fellow tengu? Not something that would happen, the tengu are all either too intimidated by her status to approach her or they have had previous interactions with her and do not wish to become closer.

From a human that foolishly only sees her as a pretty youkai woman with wings? She'd publicly be smug and perhaps a little condescending to them, but then after stewing on it privately in a 24 hour masturbation session, she'd be a homing missile straight to their location to kidnap them. She'd be so quick and decisive in her actions that no one, not even the other tengu would notice, and the poor bastard wouldn't be seen again until a few months down the line when he gets taken out of Megumu's home for a stroll around the tengu village to be shown off, utterly mindbroken and devoted to her.

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>>46310654
It'll be her who gets mindbroken from being loved for the first time in her life

[Anonymous No.]

why is it always mindbreak, kidnapping, rape (in either direction) with tengu enjoyers
maybe some people just want to marry their tengu wives and live quietly with a bunch of fivegu kids running around

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>>46311449
Mindbreaking Megumu with hugs, kisses and consensual handholding!

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>>46313093
Tengu are evil youkai, of course they're going to kidnap and rape you. Trying to aska tengu not to rape you or kidnap you would cause them to 404.

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At the start, Megumu is racist and sexist
By the end, she will pout and eventually cry when you dont pick up on her hint about wanting to hold hands in public
She also goes from handsy to extremely clingy in private, from pervert to abandonment issues.
Tengu were never meant to experience love.

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>>46282958
3 meter tall Megumu sex

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>>46282958
Every time I see this image there's a brief second where I think Megumu has a massive bush, but that can't be right. Megumu wouldn't be the kind of gal to have such a thick, hairy pussy. She'd definitely be proud enough to shave.

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>>46313712
She puts wolf tengu to shame in sheer volume

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>>46300778
>But unlike other tengu, wolf tengu have no bathing culture. They are not permitted to use the crow tengu public baths, and routinely go months at a time without washing.
Tengu bathing culture is strictly a male-only thing, as they are very particular about their hygiene, especially when meeting with their human lovers (male). Female tengu aren't allowed in their bathhouses, period.
Not that it really matters, since tengu "women" are all weirdly proud about their stank and often boast about how long they've gone without a bath, usually only breaking their chain after the relentless parasites infesting them become too much for them to bear with

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>>46313896
I'm getting the feeling the person making these posts just wants to portray tengus in a really negative light to scare human boys away from them.

Keep up the good work Akyuu!

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>>46315901
Away from????????
Where'd you get that from?

[Anonymous No.]

Since the Crow Tengu only do journalism, does that mean there are hundreds of different Tengu species all dedicated to one specific career field?

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>>46315996
Only 5 different species/jobs in Tengutown

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The IP count has been removed
Samefag bros our time has come.

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>>46316031
I have a feeling that this will be the start of a battle between Tengu and humans, to see who is the best wife.
In actuality it will be but Akyuu and Kosuzu making up stories to slander the best girls you'll see in Gensokyo while Aya and Hatate pursue a crusade of truth against their lies.

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>>46316053
*Aya and Hatate making up stories to slander the best girls you'll see in Gensokyo while Akyuu and Kosuzu pursue a crusade of truth against their lies.
Sorry everyone big typo here, forgive me!

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>>46316070
It begins...

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if Akyuu is reading this I want to tell her:
Akuu? more like Akyuute +

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>>46315901
Nah, tengu are great. Intelligent, considerate, great in bed...
It's only their womenfolk who are awful. It cannot be understated how different the two sexes are amongst tengu. It's like their women made it their life's mission to discredit their entire species by acting like smelly, unpleasant, lazy pieces of shit who provide nothing of value to society.

[Anonymous No.]

I REALLY want to marry a tengu!
I WILL make her happy!

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>>46316900
what race of tengu though? this is important

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>>46317540
the NTR ones

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>>46317540
I like wolf tengu!
But Megumu is cute too!
And so is Hatate, even if she is very stinky!

[Anonymous No.]

It's amazing, the lengths human women will go to defame perfectly nice, honest, pure, human male respecting youkai.

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>>46317600
Tengu are monogamous and mate for life, sir

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>>46317660
You know you can just put tengu like Megumu and Hatate in the shower, right?

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>>46318750
Imagine bathing a stinky NEETengu and wrapping them in fluffy blankets afterwards while you brush their hair

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>>46318292
Your life, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

Megumu's dox just dropped. This is who has been calling you a "submissive and rapeable" human online.

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>>46336904
Tsukasa leaking her masters cringy cosplay gallery!

[Anonymous No.]

Aya's crimes against humanity have come to an end!

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>>46344847
She doesn't look very worried.

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>>46344855
She got life in prison...

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>>46344855
She's used to it.

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>>46336904

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>>46345557
Yes

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>>46345013
so you're telling me I can rut against her feet all I want and she can't stop me?