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[Anonymous No.]

ITT. Post characters that could solo Gensokyo single-handedly.

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>>46257258
Even the fairies. At shogi.

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>>46257258

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>>46257258
witch cult from re:zero could trounce almost everyone in gensokyo with their haxs so your pic is fitting

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as long as no one finds out about his weakness

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I believe in him

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He’d do it with pleasure.

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All the youkai*

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>>46257258
Kaguya, Sakyua and Flan would shit all of this guy

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>>46265321
Nah, his ability extent beyond the physical, you can't even affect his soul nor his mind

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>>46265806
What is his ability?

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>>46265806
That's certainly what he thinks.

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>>46265313
Either he gets absolutely shit on or his mere presence causes every Youkai in 5 mile radius to burn. All depending on how canon God is which is potentially not at all according to shoot the bullet.

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>>46265230
Even Reisen? Even Tewi???

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>>46257258
He would (get) solo('d) (by) the entirety of Gensokyo.

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>>46269257
With Return by Death he would eventually find out the weakness of every single youkai and strategically beat the shit out of them

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>>46269294
He goes insane before he can manage, how does a normal human ever beat someone even mid-tier powerful, like Mamizou or Remilia?

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>>46269388
With strength in numbers i guess. As for where he will find his companions...

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>>46268997
Shit on unless he converts the village to Christ very very quickly.

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>>46269108
slight exceptions can be made
>>46269388
best case scenario is the tengu kidnapping to docile husband pipeline is real and he gets a better ending than the shit he normally gets

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>>46270568
Random thought, he’d fuckin hate all the Lunarians for the way they treat the rabbits.

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Half-youkai like Rinnosuke. But unlike the latter, this guy actually learned how to utilize his shiftling power.

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>>46265230
I would absolutely kill to see a proper Doom x Touhou story written.

>>46269108
>>46270568
He’ll only stop the slaughter for a moment to pet the bunnies and adopt them afterwards.

>>46270951
Doomguy will also save the moon buns too.

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Me if my vitamin and mineral levels were properly balanced and taken care of

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>>46271086
What if I gave you a bottle of recently expired Flintstone vitamin gummies?

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>>46271073
Doomguy becomes a Lunarian useful idiot and they decide to invade gensokyo during the chaos, if he becomes aware of the lunar capital.
Or Tewi becomes an incident resolver, reisen would get war PTSD or have character growth.

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>>46271073
Doomguys utter disgust with how everything in Gensokyo/Hell/Lunar Capital operates would make great fanfic material. Like this is a guy who barely tolerates what the UAC did to humanity, imagine in worlds where humans are cattle for literal demons and false gods, animal spirits treat humans like slave labor, weird lunar people treat moon rabbits like cannon fodder, and heaven is literally closed to everyone because the inhabitants are selfish.

Powerlevelfaggotry aside, man’s gonna start beef with everyone for better or worse

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>>46271106
Bro chillax, he said soloing Gensokyo not every fictional universe ever made.

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>>46271215
I would imagine him working with and for the Lunarians would play out very much like when he served the Maykrs. He’ll do their dirty work but when he invariably finds out what they stand for and what they do, he’ll destroy them.

>>46271247
Sounds about right. Once he figures out how his people are getting fucked all over like that, there’s going to be a Biblical reckoning that would make anything in the Old Testament seem tame once he gets started. The only thing that will make the difference is how much time and ammo it’s going to take to clear house. Although even as a big fan of Mr. Marine here even I understand his latest crusade will not be without its difficulties. Really makes me again wish someone could write a cool story based on this premise. Maybe even split it up into books of sorts with the Slayer starting at Gensokyo and then going after Hell and or the Moon.

>>46271304
Sometimes you got to go full power level wank. Yabba dabba doo mothafucka.

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>>46271215
Listen man, last guy that tried to manipulate Doomguy into doing his bidding ended up getting Mars obliterated, Heaven destroyed, God-God killed and an entire species erased from the multiverse. Doomguy is not the loose canon you want anywhere near your business.

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>>46270982
While you were peddling, I studied the blade.
While you were monologuing lore, I mastered Onmyouji.
While you were wasting your days polishing electronics, I cultivated soul cores.
>>46271350
>Yabba dabba doo
You called?

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>>46271610
I don’t remember this Flintstones character guys.

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not a one can handle getting BLACKed

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He be livid on how they treat humans and liberate all of humanity

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>>46271610
Imagine if he and William entered Gensokyo.

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>>46265945
He is Regulus Corneas, his abilliy, Lion's Heart, an expression of his authority of greed.
Allows him to stop the time of his own body and anything he comes into contact with, when time is frozen by him his heart stops beating, he conserves momentum, not need to eat or drink, and any other bodily function is frozen as well. The distortion in time essentially isolates his own body and whatever he touches from the flow of time outside of him, but he still acts within liner time and cannot manipulate time at will.
It does have a time limit of 5 seconds though, which can be extended by collecting and marrying women, these wives in turn suffer the adverse affects of Lion King for him allowing him to extend his time using it, with it essentially being indefinite with 53 wives.
His wives do possess an irregularity in their body due to being subject to the downsides of Lion King in his stead, in the form of an irregular heart beat. The author stated that they need to be close enough for Regulus to feel their love.

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>>46271350
Like I said, power level shot either makes him like a City Buster to Multiverse/Omniwhateververse who can kill the creator god of a place bigger than a place bigger than an infinite omniverse or whatever. That and I think he’s like so inevitable that he’s destined to always win against the forces of evil no matter what like on a conceptual level. This is all service of a game where you shoot dudes with guns

So either he stomps pretty hard or he doesn’t make it past Cirno lol.

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>>46273493
Fluctuating power levels or not, I think he would do so damn well and be such a threat, the man would be Incident worthy with a capital I at minimum. So he (hopefully) wouldn’t lose against a stage one boss, but even as much as I like this ‘Guy his war against a bunch of Japanese monsters probably wouldn’t be a steamroll either. Then again, what’s any worthwhile victory without its trials and tribulations?
At this point, I’m thinking about writing this damn crossover story myself.

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>>46257258
he's pretty handsome, the youkai would love him
his personality is something else though

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>>46273401
Sinsack would solo him, just mindbreak the wives with the power of cock and have him kill himself from being cucked.

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one more dog ejected

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>>46273661
It would definitely be like a God of War 2-3 scenario where he just stumbles into every faction in Gensokyo and just brutally kills everything until he starts getting the attention of some of the big players and inevitably runs into some roadblocks

Worst case scenario he wins and then has to share the Fortress with like a couple thousand Human Villagers… and rabbits.

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>>46273695
The wives don't actually love him, you need to stop their hearts for the ability to stop working, having them be frozen does count as their hearts being stop.

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>>46273401
no combat ability or defense ability?

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>>46271894

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>>46273837
His ability is described as being the ultimate combination of defense and offense due to being able to freeze his body or "self" he's unaffected by the world around him, which also counts anti-magic and anti-soul attacks.
And for offense since the ability extends to things he touches he can imbue objects with them, an object for the purpose of this ability is anything that is physical.
So while he couldn't use it on Danmaku or magic stuff, he could imbue wind, pebbles, rain, water...etc with his ability making them temporarily indestructible and conserve all momentum he puts into them.
He uses this to sever limbs with wind, turn pebbles and such into dangerous projectiles, splashs of water turn into dangerous walls and slashes.
He also breaths outward and the freezes the air to essentially make an invisible trap of air that kills you if you make contact with it.

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>>46273801
It’s like Murphy’s Law says: When in doubt, shoot. And depending on where and even when he winds up in Gensokyo, he could have plenty of targets to waste with his opening arrival. Anyone or anything that survives will undoubtedly spread terrified tales of some crazy armored Outsider that isn’t the typical lost, scared, and confused human messing around with their useless phone. Then it would only get more interesting as it builds intrigue and momentum there.
Assuming the glorious extermination campaign goes as semi-planned if the Doomslayer learns about the plight of humans there, he probably wouldn’t keep the village folks in his space castle for too long after he frees them. He’ll probably try to keep the rabbits though. But I figured that whole situation would serve as an epilogue to the possible story.

>>46273948
Huge guts even?

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>>46274014
Saving the villagers would destroy the barrier and kill all the youkai, there is no world where he can save the village and keep the rabbits.
He either genocides everybody or goes for a half measure.

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>>46273704
Raidou Kuzunoha would fit in more since the japanese theme. And he is a better summoner than Yorihime.

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>>46274041
Victory is not without its sacrifices, and a guy as hardened and extreme as Doomguy wouldn’t settle for anything less than a complete triumph against such enemies of man. Total Youkai Death it is.
That all said it’s given me some things to think about this theoretical crossover thing so I appreciate your input.

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>>46274097
>That all said it’s given me some things to think about this theoretical crossover thing so I appreciate your input.
This is literally just us going over the points from the past threads, I have as much faith in you as I do every other Anon who is writing the same crossover.
That is to say, I have no faith in you because dozens of other Anons have said they'll write it but none have delivered.

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>>46274124
Fair enough on those points. Talk is cheap so I should put my money where my mouth is or shut up. So maybe I’ll get a sort of rough draft together or even a opening script and see what you and others think and make adjustments there.

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>>46257258
*posts own selfie*

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>>46273948
Damn, 2 foot gremlin can throw hands.

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>>46274041
>>46274097
Doomguy doesn’t compromise when saving lives though, it’s his character to find a way to save the Multiverse without destroying it all.

Guy played 5-D chess with literal archangels all in the purpose of his master plan to kill the Capital G GOD of his own reality just to erase the concept of demons across existence… doing this knowing it would also strike him down as well. Him finding a way to save the Human Villagers while also destroying Gensokyo would also be a lot more interesting then him just blowing the whole thing up and letting everyone die

It would also be a good character interaction with Reimu… who works with Youkai to keep everything in balance be a guy who doesn’t believe in balance or compromise and puts humans above everything

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>>46277699
There is no way to preserve Gensokyo without the human village.
The entire reason they're in Gensokyo is due to their rejection from the outside world, they have nowhere to go but still need humans in order to preserve their self since they are a byproduct of humans.
It's an all or nothing effort on Doom Guy's part.

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>>46277714
Again, man destroyed Heaven, killed an immortal being unbound my mortality, beat a seraphim to death, tricked all factions into his singular goal to reawaken god, killed god and erased the very concept of Hell/Demonkind from the Multiverse just in his conquest to stop human suffering.

Doomguy would intentionally erase Youkai/Gods as a concept from existence and blow up all the major factions to nothing before he just let the humans of Gensokyo die on him.

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>>46269388
>Mamizou and Remolia
Even I could kill them. Sakuya and Marisa are more dangerous.

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>>46277782
Yes, that's what I'm agreeing with.
He just genocides all of the youkai, so it's not a very interesting crossover except for a stomp fic.
That's probably why the dozen other Anons stopped.

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>>46277782
Heaven? Seraphim?
Buddy that space marine beat up a demon built into the wall and everything went back to normal. I don't know where you're getting this fan fiction of him from.

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>>46277798
Based.

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Honestly, i think most major Three Kingdom figures, both in history and fiction, could solo Gensokyo. He's just the one where it's the least of a contest.

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I wanted to post Kirby. But having Kirby solo Gensokyo is like using a atomic missile to kill a fly.

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Frankly, I'm pretty sure anybody in Blue Archive could Solo Gensokyo. Besides Sensei of course.

That's because he would turn them all into his students.

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>>46257258
not just gensokyo but everyone else in the thread as well

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>>46277793
I think the interesting idea would be how he’d play off characters like Eiki or Reimu, they aren’t strictly monsters but their goals would obviously cross and there’d be tension

Or hell, even with characters like Kasen who is a Youkai but aligns herself with humans and tries to do the right thing despite her past. Would he be willing to be nice or would he tear her down.

And hell, a stomp fic can be fun as long as you’re creative about it. Like Asura Wrath with anime girls

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Another example that borders on being total overkill.

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Jobs to Cirno.

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And before you try to get clever: Yes, he can kill Youkai.

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>>46277798
>Mixom
Mixom wasn’t from the Boomer Dooms, it was from Doom 3 you HACK FRAUD

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Could Superman solo Gensokyo? Weakness to magic aside, he needs to be covered in yellow sunlight. Gensokyo presumably isn't actually covered in sunlight considering it's a separate world.

Batman 100% would though. Probably doesn't even need prep time.

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>>46277869
I think he wouldn't care about Eiki, she doesn't even live in Gensokyo, and he'd just kill Reimu.
At host he'd tolerate her for as long as she's useful, they're just tamer Hayden's after all.
Or worse Haydens I guess.

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Only issue would be the lack of easily available health pipes.

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Solos Gensokyo as well, spoiler for gore.

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Wonder if Toby would disagree.

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Just don't expect many survivors afterwards.

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The guy managed to liberate all of humanity from a enormous galactic empire with a single ship. Youkai are a joke compared to that.

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>>46277962
Pretty unfair desu.

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>>46277910
Funnily enough, Magic Sunlight actually gives him magical version of his powers. So he potentially be even more OP in Gensokyo

Silver Age Superman could just absorb the magic of Gensokyo for shits and giggles because he’s dumb

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>>46277992
Silver Age Superman was pretty much one punch man played straight.

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>>46277910
His weakness is pretty inconsistent, Superman just kinda is as strong as the plot demands so he could either stomp or be 1-shot depending on your taste.

>>46277992
Slop powerscaler who has powersclaing images on hand.

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Only issue is she might get along too well with Eirin and Medicine.

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>>46277912
I think Reimu would be strange because despite her inherent selfishness, she does genuinely want peace. Doomguys a bit hotheaded but he has shown sympathy to those who worked with demons or lost their way before so maybe there could be some compromise even if Doomguy would initially just hate her guts.

Besides, Fantasy Nature might be a bitch even for him. Nothing outside of the crucible would even affect her, if that.

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>>46278015
Doomguy outscales Reimu by such an extant that Fantasy shit doesn't matter, all it is is plot armor anyways so she just gets killed in their first meeting.

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>>46277997
>>46278000
Silver Age Superman power slop is the best kind because he writers were on hardcore 60-70s narcotics. Motherfucker pushed the sun out of orbit to intimidate Jack fucking Frost.

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>>46278019
Fantasy Nature ain’t about power it’s literally just floating above existence so nothing and no ability can touch you Doomguy doesn’t really have hit something like that

And it’s only on a time limit in the spell card rules, which Doomguy ain’t gonna use ever.

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>>46278038
So what? She just lives to see them save the villagers and genocide all the youkai, then becomes powerless in the outside world.
Big win for Job'mu.

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>>46278056
Actually sounds kind of compelling, a Reimu that watches powerlessly as her paradise is destroyed and everything that made her so special fade away.

Hell, maybe she gets taken out like the Fortune Teller for being someone outside the system. The ultimate irony

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This is kind of why I’m hesitant to actually write a Doom x Touhou crossover story. It would be fairly easy and straightforward to write a HFY stompfic or at least do so initially with a overwanked Doomguy, but I’m no 2hu expert so the intricacies of the setting and how the Slayer would react and deal with it would be trickier to handle. Although I think that is what might make said story more interesting too.

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>>46278134
>Hell, maybe she gets taken out like the Fortune Teller for being someone outside the system. The ultimate irony
Reimu getting gunned down by police sounds funny.

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>all your mental energy + tip

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>>46278179
It's not very intricate, he just commits genocide.

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>>46278195
I probably am overthinking it. Then again I want to do something with depth to it as well.

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>>46278230
There's as much in their interaction in crushing an insect under a boot heel, that is to say there is none.
But you do you.

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>>46278179
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>>46278255
I mean the Doom games themselves are basically stomp fics already and yet he still has interactions with the world and other characters. Like he’s not just gonna kill every Touhou character for shits and giggles.

Besides the bnnuys exist so he can’t kill everything

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>>46278331
Saving the villagers means destroying the barrier, means killing the bunnies.
90% of Touhous are youkai, it has a potential story in the same way the original Doom games had.
He comes in then genocides everything.

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>>46278348
Then Doomman will save the villagers and fuck the bunnies idiot

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>>46278388
The bunnies die due to lack of barrier.

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>>46278331
I know that much. He doesn’t murder Valen even though he’s pretty much one of the big reasons why Argent D’Nur was lost to the demons and traitors. And he works with Hayden despite the fact he played a none too minor role in Hell’s invasion of Mars and later Earth.
The problem is that his ultimate goal would be to stop Gensokyo’s human predation which means dismantling the realm which will most likely lead to most if not all of the youkais and gods, good or bad, deaths. Sweet bunnies included.
I still think he would do it though, consequences be damned.

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>>46278440
>Implying any of those things can be good in the first place.

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>>46277714
Unrelated, but I still don't get how the humans of the outside world stopped believing in youkai prior to the creation of Gensokyo when they clearly exist.

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>>46278400
>>46278440
I figure he would at the very least try to find a way to save the bunnies/less evil beings of Gensokyo though. He’s fine out of his way to save things like Vega just for the sake of it, so I think having something worth saving not only makes a potential plot more interesting, but also means his rampage would involve more than just Gensokyo. Imagine him dealing with stuff like a closed Heaven/Tenshi, Komachi/Eiki.

Wonder what his reaction to Junko would be, probably understand her pain most of all.

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>>46278479
It's the central plot conciet of hidden fantasy, it's not really something meant to be questioned cause it doesn't have a good explanation.
It's just a thing that is so the plot will work and the author can have the setting they want.

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>>46278020
In the time that it took him to fly to the sun and push it in and out of orbit, he totally could've just caught Jack Frost with his bare hands.

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>>46277844
I wish this crossover got finished

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>>46278484
Probably. You make a good rationalization on why he would do so with the backing up of VEGA. I don’t know how he would pull it off however. And I did think that after Gensokyo was dealt with the Slayer would move on to challenge other places. Going after Hell is a no-brainer but a corrupt Heaven that excludes people and with the yama and Ministry of Right and Wrong possibly being complicit in that kind of thing would piss off Doomguy as well.
He’d sympathize with Junko losing family but he would disapprove of her working with a Hell goddess to say the least.

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Uh oh, Koishi has the chaos emeralds! Who can stop her now!?

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With enough prep time, these guys could make Gensokyo their bitches.

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>>46278633
>He’d sympathize with Junko losing family but he would disapprove of her working with a Hell goddess to say the least.
Would he even care about Hecatia? People bring her up a lot, but Touhou's Hell is a very different place than the one Doomguy's dealing with.
Like, half of the "demons" are only torturing sinners for their sins so they can be reincarnated, and the other half are just immense anti-authorians doing as they please without really bothering anyone but other hell-dwellers.
Doomguy doesn't kill demons because he's on some deranged crusade against "hell" on principle, but because his demons are fucknuts invading Earth and murdering people. He's out there for humanity against a clear and definite threat, which Touhou's hell isn't.
And even if he would go down there to deal with some trouble, Hecatia is unlikely to care enough to oppose him; if he has the power to slaughter scores of oni then it's his right to do so, wa yon.

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>>46278513
Or used an ability of his that produces massive amounts of heat. But alas, I guess he didn’t have the vision for it

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>>46280195
I would imagine he would go on the aggressive against Touhou Hell on principle. At least at first but he could maybe eventually be told to pump the Total Hell Death brakes. Don’t know how that might happen however. Then again he did let a demon help him via the forging of his armor so it is possible to get him to stay his hand, difficult as that will likely be.
There’s definitely going to be an obscene amount of collateral damage when he focuses on the actual troublemakers that want to invade and attack the surface and try to harm humans, whoever and whatever they are and may be.
Him possibly running across Hecatia would be interesting though, although he would again likely take a shot or a thousand because of a heavily ingrained hate for Hell.

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>>46277922
The Dude is just a male, schizophrenic Reimu when you think about it, because he's at his peak when he's just doing random shit and/or trying to get his dog back.

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>>46280195
>>46281529
Hecatias complicated because she’s actually pretty kind and adverse to evil unlike pretty much everyone other leader of hell in universe. Hell in Touhou light it be as shitty as Doom Hell but it still tortures humans and lets demons run amok so he’s gonna have issue with it.

I can see Hecatia using Doomguy the same way Hayden used him to try to improve the Ministry of Right and Wrong or keep the Oni in check only it to spectacularly blow up in her face when she realizes he’s got his own agenda

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>>46282607
Although it's not like Hell in Touhou is like Doom hell, they aren't a conquering swarm trying to take over universes.
Hell in Touhou is a disconnected series of infinitely sized realms all located within Hell who mostly have their own thing going on, I think he'd dislike the Animal Realm, bu the Ministry of Right and Wrong is trying to accelerate the process of reincarnation as effectually as possible and allow people to reach enlightenment and fuck off from the cycle of reincarnation.
Although DS might not give a shit about that and kill all of them anyways.

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>>46278479
You've never seen big foot

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>>46282688
Bigfoot doesn't actively eat people though.

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>>46282894
No one knows that.

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>>46281322
lmao he's even lazier than Homelander

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>>46282906
All the Bigfoot sighting I've read about have Bigfoot walking around or making noises. The closest story about Bigfoot attacking someone that I can think of is Albert Ostman's story, but all they did was kidnap him and keep him around as a pet.

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>>46282906
Not definitely, but if Bigfoots did attack people I doubt they'd remain undiscovered, they're probably like Gorillas.
In that, they don't go out of their way to pick fights with humans.

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>>46282910
Don’t know if pushing the fucking sun out of its orbit and back so fast the solar systems equilibrium is unaffected would be my definition of “lazy”. More terrifyingly dramatic

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>>46277962
imagine him deciding he needs to borrow scissors from the SDM
the mansion would survive 10 minutes, tops

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>>46282607
>>46282625
Hecatia trying to manipulate or otherwise use the Doom Slayer for her own ends will likely fail as this guy >>46271542 here said. He’ll probably be written off as some empty jarheaded idjit only to find out he’s a lot more perceptive and intelligent than his brutal simplicity would suggest and he sure as hell has the will and drive to actualize it. Not to say he’s totally unreasonable but convincing him to alter his usual modus operandi, let alone stop it, would be a Herculean task itself.
The issue is Technicolor™ but Doomguy sees things as black and white, and that’s not because he has Invulnerability active.

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>>46282625
Then again, the Makyrs also existed in a fucked up service if harvesting souls to continue their existence and they got their asses handed to them by the marine so it’s not like his rampages begin and end with aggressive forces. I’m pretty sure he just straight up hates any system that oppresses the weak, human or not.

So the Animal Realms fucked baseline, and he’d at least have his grievances with the rest. At best he’s just gonna end the cycle of reincarnation by cutting out the middle man.

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>>46283170
Yeah, but the problem with cutting out the middle man is that you can't, to achieve nirvana you need to be in a certain state of mind in order to become one with the universe.
I don't care how strong DG is, he isn't stronger than the Buddha who paved the way for Nirvana and all blowing up the ministry will accomplish is making the cycle longer and cause more suffering in the long run.

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>cuhrayzee pizza man gets hired to deal with Gensokyo's "demon" infestation
Could he do it?

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>>46283195
loses within one day of entry to constant sex from the man-starved youkai that inhabit every corner of gensokyo

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>>46283187
>Isnt stronger than the Buddha
I mean… in Universe he’s the mirror image of the creator god of a place so big it’s described as “beyond the boundary of dimension and space” who was going to destroy all of creation with bare hands and is the conceptual embodiment of Doom itself… I mean he’s pretty close at least.

He’s basically the Monkey King if instead of learning his lesson he just straight up killed the Buddha.

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>>46265142
Arcuide is just another flandre's clone.

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>>46282607
>it still tortures humans
It tortures the spirits of dead humans who have been judged as wicked. Hell's supposed to be doing that, and as long as that's all they do, Doomguy wouldn't really worry about them. It's invading Earth and murdering innocent humans that our boy has problems with. If the fuckers stay put, there's no reason for him to get involved.
The Ministry is pretty genuine and above-board, so as long as Doomguy knows what's happening, he's going to focus his energies elsewhere. Plus, most of the characters we know look pretty human, so he's not likely to start shooting immediately. He'll just get lectured by Eiki, find out that this Hell isn't a threat to Earth, and leave.

Hecatia also really isn't that kind of schemer, nor does she give a shit about the yama or the oni. They're just doing their thing, and she does hers, and the only thing she's really interested in is making Hell a more vibrant and interesting place.

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>>46283375
Arcueid is the original blonde loli vampire.

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>>46283330
Even if you want to say DG is as strong as the Sun Wukong, Journey to the West makes it pretty clear the Monkey King is small potatoes to the Buddha.

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>>46283428
The Devil exists before creation.

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>>46283195
He wins until he meets Yukari since blonds deal extra mental damage to him due his traumas.

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>>46283432
You’re right the comparison isn’t fair

Wukong got sealed away and eventually bent the knee and lost

Doomguy got sealed away and it just made his resolve stronger… and won

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>>46283772
Stop posting screenshots of your own posts.

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>>46283187
>>46283330
>>46283432
>>46283772
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-bntdvxuro&pp=ygUVYmlnZ2VyIHRoYW4gdGhlIGRldmls
This song is pretty damn applicable here.

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>>46284151
No

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He would solo Gensokyo in one way or another

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>>46277940
you shall not pass.

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>>46284637
>Violent warlord who becomes the champion of an entirely new religion against the forces of hell

Doomguy confirmed reincarnation of Muhammad.

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>>46290969
But doomguy hates hellspawn?????

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>>46290972
Doomguy prays to Mecca and the true Allah, he’s willing to overlook some… oddities.

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>>46283421
Depending on your point of view of Buddhist hells, they might still be torturing innocent people. You also gotta remember that Heaven is closed in the Touhou-verse and pretty much nobody can really break out of the cycle of reincarnation or at the very least achieve nirvana. So I doubt the Ministry is completely good and righteous.

Doomguys always had issues with people who pretend to do what’s “best for mankind” so I doubt he’d be 100% with the way everything runs.

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>>46273981
(me)
Although just to note, his ability isn't absolute, and the wives would be pretty easy to pick off. The only reasons he's the only one that can kill his wives is due to his fate reading book called a Gospel. But in reality his Gospel is more like a computer which receives and prints out orders, and probably wouldn't function when away from it's server in Re:Zero's setting, although we don't know exactly what the "server" it's pulling information form his, probably the world soul itself.
So his wives would probably get picked off over time, pretty much all of Gensokyo which isn't the village is dangerous for human habitation solely for environmental factors ignoring Youkai, and bringing Youkai into the mix just means they're going to attrition easier. He also doesn't use just any woman as a wife, but he needs a specific appearance and personality which reminds him of his first wife, and they need to have hearts as well, so I don't think Youkai would qualify functionally as being one of his wives.
His ability is also only absolute due to working outside and above the magic of Re:Zero's setting, which seems to be a system of sort managed by Od Laguna, the world soul. So other people which magic or abilities like in Touhou that also act outside of the system would probably find a way to mess with it.
He'd do good initially, but eventually die. 5 seconds in a long fucking time when dealing with opponents who move at hypersonic to ftl speeds.

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>>46294171
Heaven isn't Nirvana, Nirvana is being one with the universe.
It is a sate of existence, not a physical place you dip shit.

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>>46294225
In Touhou lore it’s described as one and the same, even stating that those who break the cycle of reincarnation are placed into heaven. Nirvana and Heaven are even described as the same in Immaterial and Missing Power. Zun not understanding Buddhism ain’t my fault shit head.

Also
>Sate of Existence

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>>46294379
>typo

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>>46257258
re:zero is perfect example how shit is modern otaku culture is.

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>>46294545
>cringe

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>>46297450
>cringe

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>>46257258
Ah yes, Lowball: The Thread. The answer is that there are no characters who can do what you said, especially the gay twink you linked who is clearly a disgusting nip. Touhou is boundless. Even an old jobber like Yukari controls ALL boundaries. There are no stated limits to her boundary powers and any limits we do see are self imposed, see picrel. There are other characters who are far above even her as well. Cute girls in frilly dresses > anyone else in this asinine thread.

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>>46298983
Oh yes, apologies to the one or two non retards in this thread who might struggle to read the picrel. Here's what it says', from ZUN himself: '' Yukari's ability is the "manipulation of boundaries". It's a far-too-powerful ability that can, logically speaking, affect ANYTHING. Naturally, if she put this ability to its full use it wouldn't even be a game, so for the purposes of the narrative she fights within the spellcard rules. Then again, it seems she was involved in the creation of these rules in the first place, so...'' and remember, that this is the same old geriatric bitch who sleeps all day. Now imagine the rest of the cast.

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>>46298983
That statement can safely be ignored since canon makes it very clear that Yukari's power is in truth quite limited, despite the vague nature of her abilities.
Also, there's no indication that ZUN wrote any of that.

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>>46299215
>Also, there's no indication that ZUN wrote any of that.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Who's_Who_of_Humans_%26_Youkai_in_Gensokyo/Yukari_Yakumo,_Ran_Yakumo,_and_Chen
He wrote this. I cited from him directly. Just scroll down and you'll find what I posted earlier.

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>>46300359
ZUN wrote *this* segment, that's what we know for sure.
Whether he wrote any other part of that page is uncertain, but as it also claims that the fox Ran and the Shikigami Ran are separate entities, with the fox part being wholly supressed, which is extremely questionable given the revelations in Juuouen, I see no reason to believe it is, and even if that's wrong, it's clearly not reliable information and should not be taken at face value.

It is an unquestionable fact that Yukari's power has limits, such as an inability to travel to the moon outside of a night where the moon is full, and that she spent all of Antinomy trying to figure out the exact method of Possession Exchange before she could form a countermeasure, so the idea that Yukari's powerful is all-encompassing is clearly nonsense and goes against what canon established at every turn.

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>>46300539
Unlike Yukari, Doom Slayer has no limits.
/thread

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>>46300539
>ZUN wrote *this* segment, that's what we know for sure.
I tried, but even i can't fix retardation. Yeah he totally isnt credited with writing and approving of strange creators of outer world. He uhh got his wife? Maybe his pet dog to do it for him so its not canon.
>It is an unquestionable fact that Yukari's power has limits, such as an inability to travel to the moon outside of a night where the moon is full, and that she spent all of Antinomy trying to figure out the exact method of Possession Exchange before she could form a countermeasure, so the idea that Yukari's powerful is all-encompassing is clearly nonsense and goes against what canon established at every turn.
Le anti feats means authors statements are invalid. Couldnt you just take her not being able to do certain things as other characters simply being stronger? Moonies using their own powerful magic against her? Like if you see Superman get his ass kicked, you arent going to retroactively say that he was dog shit the entire time and he isnt powerful. This is even neglecting to mention that she was probably holding back and if you werent such a tertiary you'd know that is a running theme with her character which would explain a lot. But yeah ignore AUTHOR'S STATEMENTS and pretend that he didn't write something he clearly wrote.
>>46300573
There's a picture of doomslayer getting stomped by giantess Hecatia's bare feet. I rest my case.

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>>46300573
Don't be ridiculous. Of course Doomguy has limits.
We all know that he can only carry 200 bullets, 50 shells, 50 rockets, and 300 energy cells without a backpack, for instance.

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>>46300620
And he can be sealed away in spooky coffins and he can be killed if his health is zero. Oh and feet seems to be his true limit...

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>>46300617
>This is even neglecting to mention that she was probably holding back and if you werent such a tertiary you'd know that is a running theme with her character
lol
lmao even

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>>46300665
You forgot to attach your pic, anon.

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>>46298983
If we're going full on autistic powerscaling, I can do you one better

Hell in doom is stated to be "unlimited by the boundaries of time, space, and dimension", Gensokyo (and all of Touhou for example) are described as following string theory/brane worlds to a point where Gensokyo itself is said to be full of branes and is congruent with string theory by one of the smartest characters in the fiction.

Brane Worlds at their highest level of being, can be described as Infinite Dimensional in nature, but still being made up of dimension, meaning that the reality of Touhou must still be limited by physics, even if it is fantastical.

Doom also follows dimensional structure, and includes higher dimensional spaces like Urdak, but Hell itself is special in that is completely beyond the very concept of dimension itself, the very BOUNDARY of dimension. Now think about the fact that Davoth himself is far beyond hell to begin with (to a point where Hell itself was created by complete accident casually) and was going to destroy all of creation by his own hand if Doomguy didn't stop him, which he did. Davoth also originally existed as a being in the Void, a place of no substance or form, meaning he probably didn't even have boundaries to begin with.

Meaning that no matter how strong Yukari's Boundary Manipulation is, she has clear limits by the nature of her own cosmology, and Doomguy doesn't

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>>46298983
>>46299039
>Cute girls in frilly dresses > anyone else in this asinine thread
Nope, Arc > Yukari. She can store layers of reality, including any concept governing them. Fantasy Materialization also allows her to invent new laws and rules. One time she erased the concept of Ether and magecraft foundations, both things omnipresent across all Type Moon multiverses, she overwrote them.

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>>46300617
>>46300646
Not pictured: Doomguy whooping this giant virgin hot-topic goddess’s butt moments later.

>>46300620
Give ammo/IDKFA.

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>>46298983
Through Jesus, there are no boundaries dipshit

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>>46301256
Nta but this is some impressive and delicious autism and it just makes me more proud of Doomguy and what he’s done and can do.

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rembr

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>>46304919
Hugo Martin saw Doomguy lose to MC once and decided never again

MF became a SMT character, literally

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>>46257258
Me with my dick

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>>46281661
So he's just Reimu?

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>>46306652
No, Reimu has friends

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>>46306855
False, she has less "friends" than that smelly race traitor Marisa has.

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>>46306595
The funny thing is that Strange Journey and Doomguy are both marines and the former is sometimes called Japanese Doomguy. So there’s a bit of a connection between the two. I’d kill for a crossover between the franchises as far fetched and unlikely as it is.

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Alright, I went ahead and said "screw it" and decided to put my money where my mouth was and write a short sort of intro of Doomguy going to Gensokyo. It's nothing too heavy just yet and it's sort of testing the waters more than anything, but I'd like to know what you guys think with my short, spur of the moment rough draft drabble.
https://pastebin.com/2yUQsVX4

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>>46277922
uhhh Reisen???

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>>46306863
1 is still infinitely more friends than Postal Dude has. The only other dude that he ever got along with was... himself in Paradise Lost.

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>>46308279
Reimu isn't even friends with Marisa, she's just someone she keeps tabs on so she can kill her when the time comes.

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>>46307368
Pretty much what I expected Doomguy in Gensokyo to be like - ultra-violent and gory.

[Anonymous No.]

Give him a few months and he'll be the richest and most influential man in Gensokyo. He might not be able to beat most of them in a fight but he'd be too important to get rid of.

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>>46308687
I could do no less lest it be a disservice to the big guy. It helps establish that he’s not going to pull his punches or screw around much. So I hope I did a decent job with this setup and story hook sort of thing.

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>>46308326
>Someone Reimu keeps tabs on
Dude like half of the manga has Marisa show up at the Shrine to hang out Reimu. If anything she’s gotta keep tabs on Reimu so she doesnt starve to death

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>>46317597
They still aren't friends.

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>>46257258
Demonbane

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>>46317730
Seems like cope to me. It’s ok man, I wish I had a cute magician friend who brought me beer and food

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>>46317782
God that’s a name I have heard in a long time.

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>>46319586
same here
Demonbane used to be posted all the time in power or versus shit but nowadays it's strangely absent

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>>46319945
I’m pretty sure it’s because people realized all of its insane feats were actually intentional mistranslations by some fanboy and the verse wasn’t actually that busted

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>>46257258
There are no such characters and any Touhou > your favorite verse.

Sincerely,
ZUN

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>>46324437
Thank you ZUNHOU for letting me win every debate ever. I will know walk into the Vactican and say Reimu solos Jesus

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>>46298983
>She has no limits to her powers
>There are other characters far above her
Then she has fucking limits you autistic retard. How can she be limitless if she’s WEAKER than other characters HUH, YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

This is why powerscalers needed to get their faces smashed into lockers more

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>>46327593
Conceptual abilities are bullshit, and the only way you can reasonably handle two absolute powerhouses with such abilities is "who can figure out how to deal with the other first"

and even then it has to be dealt with some SoD, because, to use Arc and Yukari as examples here, Yukari could autowin by spacing Arc or Arc could just erase the concept of Youkai having innate abilities.
But that won't happen, because that's retarded and not conducive to entertainment in the slightest.

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>>46294212
It's funny when you think of crossovers with characters that have a "harder" magic system that has some source or requirements instead of the whatevah works magic.
Like would youkai instadie in a different dimension? Still exist? Have a time to scare people before they vanish?
Same goes with this guy, would he start with 0 wives? Have them all transported into Gensokyo? Still have his Kraftwerk powers intact somehow?
Can't believe I'm implying that 2hu is "hard magic"
>>46324437
Nah, would be funnier if "he said" something like:
"They can solo dbz, but lose to any puyopuyo characters, no I won't elaborate (laughs)"
>>46308724
> He might not be able to beat most of them in a fight
idk anon, jumping into a pool of gold coins and swimming makes him probably bulletproof and pretty strong.
Fire attacks might insta-roast him tho.

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>>46307368
Good start! Curious as to how Doom Slayer will deal with Yukari when the time comes given that she's supposedly immune to bullets and melee weapons.

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>>46328239
The unkillable gap hag when faced with the overwhelming ferocity and power of a monster ultra enriched boomer circlestrafing and quick switching between ballista and autoshotgun.

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>>46307368
Your cooking is delicious, nicely well-done and with just enough spice. Good job, Anon. I'm looking forward more to this story, keep it up

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>>46328133
I think it's fair to start him out with his wives and have his Kraftwork powers work on physical objects, without his wives he only has about 5 seconds which could probably allow him to murk low level youkai and mid level ones in straight fights, but beyond that he'd just die to his own shitty personality.
Even Seija and the other pot stirs back down and give up the goose so they can go back to scheming another day, but he's straight up dumb and about as delsional as fanon grim sokyo youkai.
But even putting him in a peak grimsokyo he'd job due to the hostility of everything even if he had all of his wives due to them dying.

>>46328239
It's Yukari she'll die in one hit.

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>>46328239
Appreciate it, I was hoping to do it right and curry interest with the intro. Feels good the short is near 50 readers at the time of this post. Maybe if I dedicate more to the project I’ll probably make an AO3 account and post there for more.
On Yukari I know she’ll be a serious challenge, jobber memes aside. In fact I often think about the minutiae of youkai being immune or at least resistant to conventional damage like guns as you pointed out but I kind of figured since the Slayer is imbued with supernatural power via Divinity Machine empowerment, he can innately harm youkai even with regular guns and melee weapons. Failing that, his more exotic weapons that use Argent or Sentinel energy as a base could work against them I think.

>>46328258
Shock and awe baby, shoot her until she dies. Although I’m more of a Arbalest Bolt + Lock-On Burst + Grenade enthusiast when it comes to one-cycling.

>>46328322
Appreciate your kind words too, I wouldn’t mind input but I kind of had the nebulous idea of Doomguy roaming around at the risk of doing some fluff/filler before maybe making his way to either the SDM or the Human Village as possible next points.

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>>46328494
I hope he kills Suwako, also Sanae, and the Taoists as well.

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>>46328615
Why them?

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>>46328239
Yukari is unbeatable. Even if he could kill her with a single bullet and even if you ignore the vague border manipulation stuff all it would take for her to win is to gap him to the sun or the bottom of the sea.

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>>46328952
>Yukari is unbeatable
Even random vengeful spirits can BTFO her.
>gap him to the sun or the bottom of the sea.
Just dodge the gaps.

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>>46328771
I think they have a higher chance of survival, or in Suwako's case, just not dying a gorey death.
I always felt like if there was one 2hu who wouldn't mind dying it'd be Suwako, especially if Sanae and Kanako are already dead.

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>>46328952
>>46329419
What if Yukari uses her powers to manipulate Doomguy’s size and makes him super tiny and smooches him into submission?

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>>46330445
I mean it’s the Doom Slayer so messy deaths by his hand are kind of par for the course with how he does things. Still don’t know why he would hate them, at least to a murderous degree, and try to take them out.

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>>46328952
Doomguy survived megakelvin lasers and absolute zero, he also has the ability to walk across time and space through his own means (including Vega who can teleport pretty much everywhere)

Like one of the biggest pieces of lore was that the demons could only ever deal him, they couldn’t find a way to actually kill him or even really hurt him. And these are guys that rip apart probability and time by existing so hard they create black holes that destroy universes as a side effect

>>46330462
Y…you mean smooshes right?

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>>46330509
>Moriya's
Religion is a protection racket and Sanae is a traitor to humanity so he doesn't really have a reason not to hate them. Suwako's also a curse god and they deceive the villagers for personal gain, not to mention they exist as a higher class of citizen in an oppressive regime and can be considered partially responsible at minimum by association, not to mention they benefit from the oppression of humans.
This to a lesser extend extends to the Aki sisters and other minor gods, if you wanted too I think he would kill Narumi too based on this logic, and of course he'd kill door junko.
>Taoists
It'll start with Seija and end with Miko, eitherway nobody likes Seija and she's evil so no one would miss her then he can kill the rest.

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>>46330558
>Y…you mean smooshes right?
Maybe she’ll do that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46330558
Doom Guy solos all of Gensokyo for a reason, they can't even scratch or inconvenience him.

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>>46330626
I figured the rationale behind the Slayer potentially attacking the Moriya’s would be related to how they profit from a human exploitive system and such. Not outright malicious like man eating youkai but they’re hardly squeaky clean either. I don’t think he would readily write off every god as bad off the bat but depending on how he meets with and uncovers how those deities work will heavily affect how he treats them. Aki sisters might get a pass but Okina would probably get shot for not just being one of the reasons Gensokyo exists and all that entails, but she enslaved Mai and Satono.
Not sure about the Taoists and I actually thought Miko was actually on the humans side more so than others even if she has selfish goals. Seiga would definitely get shot for her necromancy shit.

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>>46330721
The Taoists are con arts who's method of teaching involves no actual teaching and having people "learn at their own pace" by observing them while putting in no actual effort to help their unpaid interns.
Also Mai and Satono are basically extensions of Okina and I want them to die too, what would they even do without her she's their life essentially.
If he himself doesn't kill them I hope they kill themselves.

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>>46330780
That is sketchy and exploitative too but I don’t think it’s malicious enough to warrant outright death. If anything I would imagine VEGA would tell them to actually instruct their followers instead of stringing them along like that while the Slayer would back him up with a good old fashioned death glare.
Me personally I would like to see Mai and Satono freed and returned to their fully human state should the Doom Slayer ever confront them and their boss.

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>>46330721
Slayer would attack the Yorigami sisters on sight when he sees them in action.

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>>46330863
What do Mai and Satono even do other than dance around and ward way evil, I don't imagine they have much of a life outside of that and Okina does seem fond of yeah.
Is kidnapping some random disabled girls messed up, yeah, but I don't imagine they have much in their lives without their master and they are literally a part of her as well.
Plus how would Doom Guy even know of their circumstances, to most people they're just weirdos who work for Okina.

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>>46330896
Them too. Jo’on definitely at least.

>>46330898
Slaves are always worth freeing. Humans especially so from their supernatural and inhuman overseers. Maybe there could be a subplot where the Doom Slayer takes them under his wing after they’re free and tries to return them to a state of normalcy but I don’t want to get bogged down and lose focus on Doomguy doing his main thing of taking down Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46330982
I'd prefer they just kill themselves, it'd not like they have any personality anyways and without Gensokyo they'd just be two mentally ill codependent disabled female refugees so they'd probably die anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46328239
She's immune to bullets until doomslayer, a man who is absolutely certain he can kill demons with just his bare hands, pulls the trigger.

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>>46331001
Harsh but sounds pretty plausible and the most likely outcome. Maybe if he had access to the Fortress he could more likely pull it off but it’s just him and VEGA on foot and in an entirely foreign and hostile land. So babysitting isn’t practical. Maybe I could try to write an emotional sort of scene where once the fog of the brainwashing is lifted, they tearfully thank Doomguy before offing themselves. It would serve as just more motivation for him to end Gensokyo seeing something like that so shit like it doesn’t happen anymore.

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>>46331049
I don't like the idea of them being further motivation for Doom Guy, just have them kills themselves and it be totally beneath notice just like they are.
Or have him kill them without ever learning about who they are before he kills Okina.

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>>46331096
Slayer can be empathetic so while he wouldn’t get overly emotional, he would still probably feel something.
Then again since he would most likely fight them first before going up against their master he could very well waste them without having to deal with all of that drama.

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>>46270951
The rabbits aside from the blue one don't really take issue with how they're treated, although he might dislike Reisen due to her being a sadomasochist who abused her position to torture other moon buns.
I wonder how he'd handle the Grassroots Network, Shimy, or someone like Letty white who's harmless.
I imagine he'd end up killing Shimy and the Grassroots somehow since I don't seem them tolerating his killing, even if he only kills the 'bad' Youkai he's still an enemy of Gensokyo and once he even kills a one member of the Grassroots I imagine they'd all be out for his blood.
Letty probably wouldn't care though and I doubt he'd give any mind to the fairies as they are totally beneath notice and probably just end up all dying with the collapse of Gensokyo anyways, although it's not like it matters since they're subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46330721
Milo is “on the same side” of humanity as Hayden was… so she’s on the shortlist

Doomguy has no problem killing those in command if they endanger innocent people

[Anonymous No.]

>>46331312
Doomguy brutal but if you’re not an active threat or annoyance he’ll tend to just ignore you. The fairies are kinda goofy pranksters he’d probably find the cute and move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46331571
Fair enough. Then again the Slayer did (reluctantly) work with Sam even though his foolishness helped cause the events of 2016 and Eternal. So I don’t think dealing with the prince if it ever happens will be clear cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46331709
Yeah, Doomguys smart enough to play the long game, he worked with Hayden to achieve his ultimate goal and then desecrated his ass as soon as he lost his reason to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46331774
That much is true. He kept it simple and focused versus the convoluted 5-D chess Hayden tried to play and won over him.

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>>46331598
I mean, I don't think he'd fight Kagerou or Wakasagahime, since they're harmless, but Sekibanki lives in the huaman village and has some bite to her, Shimy doesn't think much of the humans and would probably want to stop him as he's killing youkai.
The grassroots members also probably have other friends, once he kills Mystia, Rumia, and Cirno since she'll pick a fight with him I can't imagine any of them would have a high opinion of him and somehow he'd end up killing Sekibanki which would draw in the other members finallt, Seija also dies since while she'd like him he'd hate her.
Similarly he'd probably kill Aya due to her aggressing him and the Myourens would probably want to kill him once he offs Nue or Muramasa.
Since he's so aggressive he'd probably end up killing Koishi which would draw in Kokoro, which in turn would also draw in the Myourens and the Taoists.
Not to mention he'll have to genocide the Tengu as well, maybe Hatate would survive until the barrier collapses since she'd probably run and hide.

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>>46331952
I honestly can’t imagine a scenario where he’d kill Cirno or the fairies of light. They’re way too much of a non threat and innocently goofy for him to try to outright murder.

He let the Betrayer live despite doing far worse because he was so regretful and pitiful, so I think the funky meme fairy that freezes frogs isn’t going to get instagibbed by him.

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>>46332057
The fairies of light are pretty harmless but they do have some pretty lethal pranks like explosive snowmen, so I can see him killing them if they try something like that or get some people killed.
They're also friends with Clowpiece with who he's 100% killing and Cirno is going to keep trying to fight him to the death every opportunity she gets.
Not to mention he's liable to kill their friends as well, and not even fanon friends but canon friends like Reimu and Marisa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46331952
Doomguy did kill Rumia in that pastebin story already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332273
>>46307368
>https://pastebin.com/2yUQsVX4
Honestly Rumia gave him too much trouble, normal villagers and outsiders mog her, she would disintegrate on contact with Doom Guy, maybe even be killed by being in his vicinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332316
I thought the fight was fair enough. She is still a youkai so her innate strength and resilience is higher than most humans. He still managed to put her down pretty damn quickly and for the count unlike other so-called exterminators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332207
>Reimu and Marisa
pfft he'd get pulverized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332721
Reimu might be a problem if she remembers she can float away from reality, but Marisa is toast if Doomguy pulls out the BFG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332754
marisa is toas if he takes out something that she can dodge with ease and is weaker that stuff she already encountered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332754
>Reimu might be a problem
bit of an understatement, she would kill him 100% of the time and there is nothing at all he can do to defeat her.
also, marisa is toast if he takes out something that she can dodge with ease and is weaker than stuff she already encountered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332860
Reimu is a problem because Doomguy would have a hard time killing her, but she doesn't really have anything that can put him down either. Also, the kind of shit the BFG fucks up is way beyond Marisa's paygrade. The Icon of Sin would've dragged the entire universe into hell if Doomguy didn't stop him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332207
I mean the "explsoive snowmen" is like cartoon logic and they mostly just like scaring people for shits and giggles. Not really worth his time

Clownpiece is also kinda odd because, at least according to the manga, she's still kind hearted mostly and almost died trying to save her friends. Again, being a hell dweller alone isn't enough to instantly get him to kill them seeing how a demon forged his armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332925
>but she doesn't [HEADCANON]
she does
>The Icon of Sin would've dragged the entire universe into hell
the icon of sneed would have died instantly if marisa was fighting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46269257
Why does he have those unreasonably eye-catching hips while we're at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46332721
>>46332754
Reimu and Doomguy are kind of a Unstoppable Force meets an Immovable Object, Reimu's doesn't really have anything that can permanently put down Doomguy, especially since most of her best magic works on youkai/gods. Doomguy is still technically a human according to Doom eternal, so even something like Fantasy Seal can't do as much damage to him as she could other beings. That and he's like... literally immune to any of her hax (Not even her luck would matter since Doomguy also has fate/luck manipulation)
Doomguy however might not be able to get past Fantasy Nature, since its not just intangibility its outright floating above reality and is immune to all hax by default. Only thing he has that could reasonably take her down is the Crucible.

>>46332860
Doomguys weapons are strong enough to hurt something that couldn't be scratched by conventional weapons of an future earth that has guns that blasts holes through planets. Marisa gets clowned on by fucking Reisen.

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>>46333075
>Doomguy also has fate/luck manipulation
How so?
Also isn’t Reimu a baseline human herself? The Slayer could probably harm if not outright kill her with conventional weapons. IF he can actually hit her that is. She did die of food poisoning once after all if I recall correctly.

>>46332989
>>46333075
There’s also this. Even regular titan demons couldn’t be put down by anything ranging from giant mechas, nuclear strikes, or just plain old artillery barrages or any other type of tactical or strategic weapon a 22nd century human military could muster. While Marisa could eventually take down the IoS, she most likely couldn’t perma-kill/disable it. The only two confirmed means of doing so are Night Sentinel Atlan mechs and their energy spears and Crucible swords.

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>>46333075
>Doomguys weapons are strong enough to hurt something that couldn't be scratched by conventional weapons
...because they are magic demons
>That and he's like... literally [HEADCANON]
no, he's not in fact immune to all her powers and would get cut to ribbons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46333217
why are you typing like a /dbs/ shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46307368
>>46332316
this is already a million times better than the story in the actual touhou doom, keep it up anon

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>>46333172
>Doomguy also has fate/luck manipulation
>Within the infinite conscious-matrix of the all-seeing Maykr God-mind, there exists every potentiality - every predictive variable of possible future timeline - each one known to the Maykr collective with omniscient, inextricable clarity. The God-mind surveys these timelines, watching them form and expand exponentially like fractal patterns in the fabric of existence. Among these infinite possibilities, only one constant appears among them, unchanged by the flowing data of endless variability - that of the prophesied Destroyer - the one who would bring about the destruction of the Maykrs.
The Goom Guy is fated to fuck up the Maykrs no matter what he does, so no matter what he has to survive so he can fuck over the Maykrs again, although this doesn't mean he can kill Reimu, just that she can't kill him.
Reimu while a normal human also has a massive asterix attached to that in that she's a psychic who has fantasy nature as an intrinsic ability, she's also a fictional character and has been exposed to things like miniature suns without dying.
So she's a "normal" anime human with a super power.

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>>46333172
Doomguy has a few, for one he's a universal constant that exists to fight the demonic horde, as long as there is evil he will exist. He is the embodiment of Doom itself as a concept and its implied that he's ordained to win because of his connection to Davoth himself.
Its also stated that he's basically the physical embodiment of the human spirit and its ability to survive. He's so absolute that a machine that finds variable across infinite universes, infinite timelines sproated from infinite choices made by infinite beings across all of existence couldn't find a way that he would ever lose.

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>>46333217
>...because they are magic demons
I think you're mixing up your 2hu and doom lore. Doom demons can be hurt just fine by conventional weaponry, they're just really tough.
>no, he's not in fact immune to all her powers and would get cut to ribbons
Considering the things he's fought I think he can just power through any magic she can throw at him.

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>>46333360
Touhou Demons are kinda all over the place with whether or not they can be hurt by conventional means. Sometimes they get hurt by rocks or falling down a cliff.

Shit i think one time Kasen worried she was gonna get a cold, despite the fact Oni should be completely immune to any type of disease

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>>46333341
>So she's a "normal" anime human with a super power.
correct. she's 100% human. she could also tank doomjobber's attacks without even using her barriers, since she's that stronger than him and can wreck enemies who are completely immune to spiritual attacks. if fact he's more reliant on hax and gibs than her lmao

[Anonymous No.]

NuDoom's "lore" really is the worst thing to ever happen to the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46333410
NuDoom lore is the only reason the series is still relevant outside of 40 year old virgins whose hands burn like vampires on the cross the second they touch a mouse for fps games.

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>>46333360
>Considering the things he's fought I think he can just power through any magic she can throw at him.
yeah, "you think" wrong, he's not some sort of invulnerable superman wannabe. she can just pelt him with attacks until he falls over dead. or "power through" his immunity since she already fought "immune" foes and cut him to pieces by opening boundaries across his body
>>46333341
>wankslop
too bad reimu doesn't exist in the doomverse, so that doesnt matter at all and she can just kill him anyway

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>>46333325
Ah thank you. I personally enjoyed that WAD despite its flaws. So hopefully I can keep doing the story right.

>>46333341
>>46333353
Yeah I figured it was referring to the whole Destroyer prophecy thing we’re he’s destined to annihilate the Maykrs and Urdak. So while it’s iffy about putting down Reimu she really can’t kill him either.
That’s just one of many things I’m wondering how to handle if or when a confrontation occurs between the two.

>>46333410
Even as much of a fan of the series as I am, I thought Eternal’s lore and TAG especially got janky.

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>>46333443
>Hes not some sort of invulnerable Superman wannabe
Well…

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>>46333486
anon, he's not invulnerable. he gets hurt when hit by shit. i know you are itching to wank to the max but can we at least accept that much?

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>>46333486
So he has demon shit that would disintegrate on contact with Reimu's attacks? Wow. The more this goes on the more I'm convinced he just gets exorcised and permanently destroyed like the youkai he is.

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>>46333614
All I’m getting is that Reimu disintegrates his armor and then he proceeds to go Beowulf on that youkai “shrine maiden” and tears her apart ass naked.

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>>46333572
>he gets hurt when hit by shit
This is for the most part just a gameplay abstraction just like how chainsawing demons drops ammo. Doomguy is supposedly the equal (or perhaps superior, considering he wins) of his multiverse's capital G God. Unless all demons are near the level of the guy who created the multiverse I don't see them hurting him.

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>>46333638
lmao, she's physically stronger than him and kills him with a needle to the brain faster than he can blink after sealing and erasing his demonic powers forever

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>>46333675
>I don't see them hurting him.
maybe try playing the games then

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>>46333572
Yeah and Youkai are supposed to be formless indestructible beings that have no DNA or Shape but they can get hurt by rocks and bullets and need first aid kits to help with injuries

I'm just going by the Lore for both since thats the most fun to autistic powerscale with. If we go by purely Gameplay/Story then Reimu gets her ass beat by malnurishment before the fight begins.

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>>46333699
I haven't seen such poor reading comprehension in quite a while.

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>>46333684
Is she? Doomguy has been shown casually punching multi-ton stone blocks and train cars with a quick swing of his fist and dodging projectiles via twitch superhuman reflexes is just one of his many skillsets and abilities. And there isn’t a trace of demon within him either according to reports by Dr. Elena Richardson on him. He’s 100% human male with an AB+ blood type.

>>46333699
He pointed out that there’s gameplay story and separation to consider here.

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>>46333750
reimu can shatter boulders and unbreakable ceramic soldiers by throwing small needles at them (which don't use any magic) and has no problem wrestling with immensely strong oni. and this is only a small part of her skillset. she would fold him.

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>>46333742
i comprehend perfectly, i just choose to reply with something that approaches the stupidity of your post

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>>46333798
Alright, I’ll take your word for it. Could always go at her from a different angle beyond a direct confrontation or even a physical fight. Adapt and overcome and all that.

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>>46333798
>unbreakable ceramic soldiers
Are you talking about Mayumi? I don't recall them being unbreakable.
>by throwing small needles at them (which don't use any magic)
Everything she uses has spiritual weight - its necessary to fight youkai since they can't be harmed via mundane means.

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>>46333798
Doomguy killed a 100 meter tall Titan with his bare hands. A thing so big it made up an entire level in its corpse.

Reimu also doesn’t wrestle Oni in hand to hand, she fights them in spell card duels or through normal magic battles. She’s shown to be almost completely overwhelmed by Full Form Kasen in physical combat.

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>>46333890
the haniwa are hard enough that even youmu's slashes have little effect on them. also reimu can use her needles to full effect even if her powers are nullified, they can break boulders, stone walls and of course the aforementioned haniwa (who are invulnerable to spiritual attacks)

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>>46333893
>Reimu also doesn’t wrestle Oni in hand to hand
yeah, and doomfellow doesn't kill demons and never uses guns

[Anonymous No.]

This doom guy guy seems pretty strong. But he could never beat Goku.

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>>46333750
>He’s 100% human
Nope sorry, he has, is and uses demonic shit all the time. He'd lose most of his powers just by standing near CHADmu.

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>>46333914
>the haniwa are hard enough that even youmu's slashes have little effect on them.
Youmu beats Mayumi by slashing at her with her swords though. That's why she was "recruited" by the animal spirits.

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>>46333924
Outside of fighting games, i don't think Reimu has ever straight up fought an Oni in hand to hand and didn't get her shit pushed in

And the fighting games use spellcard rules so that barely counts.

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>>46333940
Noone can beat SOLOku outside of Soopman

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>>46333947
>Youmu beats Mayumi
in a spell card duel
>>46333948
>And the fighting games use spellcard rules
that still allow to hit each other hard enough to crack the ground and break huge stone blocks
also yuugi would btfo doombloke just by flexing her muscles in his general vicinity

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>>46333944
Using =/= he is demonic himself. He’s clean, mean, and green pureblooded dewm muhreen.

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>>46333983
>in a spell card duel
So then how does that make Mayumi "unbreakable" if Youmu fought her in a spell card duel which by design are non-lethal?

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>>46334004
the haniwa are esplicitly said to be barely scratched by youmu's sword

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>>46334017
Sauce? I don't remember this.

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>>46333983
Doesn’t mean anything, striking the ground and cracking rocks ain’t even mid tier for most doom demons.
Even then, even Oni like Kasen don’t go full power in the fighting games so it’s a moot point. Reimus never shown the physical strength to fight an Oni who are way weaker than something like a Titan anyway.

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>>46334017
She ought to upgrade to a chainsaw then.

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>>46334037
>who are way weaker than something like a Titan anyway
... on opposite day

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody ever fights at full strength in Touhou, use whatever power scaling you want, that's basically what ZUN does.
If you're using the versus wiki, keep in mind it prefers to highball lots of characters since that's kind of a staple of battle boarding.
>Q: If you aren't using the strongest metas, then whats even the point of having too characters fight
>A: Spite matchups
>t. myself, right now.

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>>46334071
i'd imagine a chainsaw whould just break against them

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>>46334104
Skill issue.

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>>46334114
nah, youmu has abundant skills, so she doesn't need such unreliable weapons

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>>46334131
A true master can make any weapon reliable.

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>>46334037
>ain’t even mid tier for most doom demons.
*far above most of featless, barely above regular human doom demons
>Even then, even Oni like Kasen don’t go full power in the fighting games so it’s a moot point. Reimus never shown the physical strength to fight an Oni
except she does
>who are way weaker than something like a Titan anyway.
only and exclusively if you wank fateman to be omnipotent and then wank demons to be also omnipotent since they can harm him

[Anonymous No.]

Uh... Doomguykeks, your response?

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>>46328397
Would be funny to see having to fight off Rumia, Mystia and other yooks from not touching his 50 or so wives.
>die to his own shitty personality.
Pretty realistic honestly, but stuffs aside from raw power tends to be forgotten in vs crossovers
>>46334071
Chainsaws wouldn't really make for good weapons, way to slow. Have pretty good intimidation tho.
>>46334101
Guess we'll have to make a shitty versus wikia, were you put characters at their worst, like Goku gets hurt by rocks and struggling to lift a car. Not sure how many fans(aside from some 2hu fans) would shit on the characters of whatever they are fan of tho.

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>>46334131
I dunno, the buzzsaw can reliably carve through demons without failure. And katanas are ill suited for striking hard targets like say, animated clay statues and in fact can break against them. And what this guy >>46334147 said here. Specialization is for insects like Heinlien once said.
That and I’m kind of memeing with my response there about the chainsaw upgrade.

>>46334200
He makes it work at least.

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>>46334190
Killed a shitload of demons and tanked some nasty damage that failed to stop him from coming back and putting tons-o-fun there down. And while spouting memeworthy psychotic lines.

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>>46334229
yeah i got it, i was joking too. but haniwa are still tougher than demons

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>>46334200
I think the enviromental hazards would be a bigger problem than the Youkai, the Youkai all live in areas that are pretty dangerous, but the entire forest of magic is poisonous and he'd the wives would get lostTewi'd in the Bamboo Forest without anyone being the wiser.

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>>46334200
>Pretty realistic honestly, but stuffs aside from raw power tends to be forgotten in vs crossovers
still, unstoppable physical attacks wouldn't be able to kill youkai anyway. incapacitate them for sure, especially the weak ones, but they will eventually be back and angry

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>>46334269
I can believe it. They were kicking ass in the Animal Realm after all. So the obvious next step would be to enlist the haniwa to help accelerate Doomguy’s demon genocide crusade.

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>>46334229
>And katanas are ill suited for striking hard targets like say, animated clay statues and in fact can break against them
But the katanas that can rival Roukanken, forged by youkai, are next to none!

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>>46333675
>Doomguy is supposedly the equal (or perhaps superior, considering he wins) of his multiverse's capital G God.
Poor creator gods can't catch a break, since ancient myths they have been doomed to job.
>just a gameplay abstraction
And I wanted to say that 99% of vidya characters can die anyways, or be blocked by a mere wall, or door or 1(one) tile of water. Or get instakilled easily if gamedevs are jerks.
>>46334190
That fucking cyberdemon just let Doomguy run away instead of killing him dooming the entire doomverse!
>>46333353
idk maybe we need more lockers for everyone that does past infinity bs. Plz don't just call things infinite or all-seeing if they don't live up to the title.
Although I guess infinite figuratively also exists.

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>>46334337
>And I wanted to say that 99% of vidya characters can die anyways, or be blocked by a mere wall, or door or 1(one) tile of water.
so nice of doomguy to stop and get weapons and armor he doesn't need because he's an all-powerful overgod and is just pretending to be hurt when a demon grills his ass with a fireball. maybe he's not really THAT angry with them if he plays around like that

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>>46334360
The worst part is I'm not certain if you're just shitposting or genuinely can't comprehend what gameplay abstraction is.

[Anonymous No.]

Doom guy is badass for sure but i think this thread is seriously understimating the 2hos. I am not sure if people here simply lack the knowledge or are just nerfing them to suck doom guy's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46333051
The Lunarian bunnies might be interested in his hips..

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>>46334229
>He makes it work at least.
I guess that since demons are naked, maybe it wouldn't jam?
>>46334291
True environmental hazards always get downplayed, but I think forest of magic is more of a bad for your health area rather than a you diedie. Still a lot of shit can happen if a big group of people with only one being able to fight gets spirited into into Gensokyo.
>>46334303
I guess you could jokingly say that Gensokyo characters > isekai characters, since isekaid people end up usually as a dish rather than disturbing the whole balance of the world or becoming the coolest guy around. Protags tend to get some "cool" powers tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>any touhou flies 20m aboveground firing at him and dodging his pathetic danmaku
>there is literally nothing he can do about this
lmao go back to struggle against your weak-ass "demons"

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>>46334408
I agree, like Reimu may job in the mangas but lore wise she’s basically untouchable by like 99% of fiction and most of the people mentioned here besides obvious choices like Superman and Goku. Tough characters taken at lore value are like hyper dimensional gods who can casually destroy things that are like 100 quadrodecillion times the size of our universe.

Doomguy only pushes ahead because his nulore was written by the dude who designed the Jaegers from Pacific Rim high off his ass. He’s basically John Wick filtered through a SMT protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334436
I mean the possessed soldiers have armor and uniforms and it can carve through soft and hard stuff that would cause regular saws to either get gummed up or jam or the chain or teeth would break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46257258
It'd cost 45% of the entire army in the Pacific and both nukes, but yeah, probably

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>>46334406
Can't blame him too much since the lore is VN autism but gameplay wise you just get gored(or was that 2016?) and doesn't get close to some Asura's wrath level of powerwank.
Would be funny if dying would just make doomguy wake up from a nap, or tell the player to stop fooling around, get his shit together and get back to kick some ass. But not many games have fun with stuff like "canon" game overs or OP characters loosing. Only thing that comes to my mind is that Grandblue game were each time the joke character wins it changes to it just being him telling how he beat some OP character in a bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334480
how can you know? it's just an abstraction, it's not part of the Lore

[Anonymous No.]

to think there are idiots playing doom games, when the true canon gameplay is reading the profiles on vsbattles wiki...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just bored of all this powerlevel horseshit. It's just a bunch of people pulling everything out of context so that they can yell at each other.
None of it is interesting, and 90% is made-up bullshit that's completely unrecognizable if you compare it to the actual source material, and most of the people involved are not arguing in good faith at all, more concerned with getting a "win" on the other side than any real discussion.
Why do you people keep doing this? Like, what do you even get out of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334488
Doomguy at least makes a cheeky Terminator 2 reference if he dies in lava.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk4yA309xHs&pp=ygUXZG9vbSBldGVybmFsIGxhdmEgZGVhdGg%3D

>>46334492
I’m Hugo Martin.

>>46334498
How do you win that game?

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>>46334503
>and 90% is made-up bullshit that's completely unrecognizable if you compare it to the actual source material
no no, doomguy walks around disintegrating multiverses with a tought, the gameplay is just an abstraction of that

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>>46334480
Forgot about those, I guess I'll have to check if someone with less self preservation skills than me has done any specific tests with a chainsaw, but weight, chain getting loose, slowly pushes mass away instead of just separating shit... Just commenting on irl stuff.
>>46334503
idk, fun probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Truth is the gameplay is the only important part of DOOM and the lore only exists as a backdrop to talk about how much of a badass the Doom Slayer (You) is, how (You) can destroy multiverses by flexing, how literally no demon can stop (You) and how they all piss themselves whenever they see (You) because The Only Thing They Fear is (You)™.

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>>46334590
Yeah you and I know chainsaws suck as a practical weapon for the reasons you listed and then some. I mean Hell, the fact that it requires fuel to operate is another impediment that’s a thing both in game and IRL. Then again it’s a Rule of Cool thing so that’s just one reason why it’s used as a weapon along with the OG games wanting to make an Evil Dead reference with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334503
Cause its fun retard, why else would we do it. Finding dumb lore shit to explain why my action figure beats up yours has been apart of human nature since the Jews had their god dab on the Egyptian gods.

[Anonymous No.]

Another guy or two earlier in this thread raised a good challenging point for doom guy
What if he gets shrunk by the likes of Hecatia or Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334832
>What if he gets shrunk by the likes of Hecatia or Yukari
then he would be Doom Fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334879
More like Doom Walk since he can’t fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334889
>he can't fly
https://youtu.be/OlctfLLRigA?t=58

[Anonymous No.]

>>46334913
That’s not flying! That’s… glitch exploiting! And falling.
With style!

[Anonymous No.]

So now that things have cooled down a bit and we’re going to get bumped off soon, if I were to keep writing that Doom x Touhou story, should I just wait for the next sort of crossover thread thing to let you guys know of the next entries? I don’t want to leave interested folks hanging or in the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46336454
Don't worry these threads are weekly at most, but if you do create a thread when you have a chapter finished put Doom in the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46337825
In that case I’ll try to keep an eye out for the next one. Should give me plenty of time to think and take the next step in what could be a long journey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46336454
I'll make a new thread once this one bumps i guess