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46194191 No.46194191 [Reply] [Original]

This young lady has come to play.

>> No.46194207

Young lady? Ok, where is she?

>> No.46194423
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Do not play with the COUGARS

>> No.46194991

>>46194191
It'd be really awkward if Yukari showed up inside your room while you were masturbating.

>> No.46195098
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Yukari is fashionable.

>> No.46195115
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Oh, I'm only into mature ladies.

>> No.46195127
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What is the attraction towards Yukari?

>> No.46195143

>>46194991
based on my chinese comic books that leads to sex

>> No.46195654

>>46194991
It would be especially awkward if I'm masturbating to drawings of her in college.

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Who can shake better?

>> No.46195854

>>46194991
Any time she shows up in my room I'll be masturbating. If not before, then after.

>> No.46195924
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>>46194423
Play with VIXENS instead.

>> No.46195949
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What if Ran was the master?

>> No.46195963

>>46195924
Bold of you to think those two won't work together to tag team you.

>> No.46195979

>>46195782
what is the source of this webm?

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>>46195963
And when she's tired (one round lmao) she'll gap everything you pump into the horny fox back into her womb. She'll abuse her power and cuck her shiki out of a kid. Imagine the frustration of expecting to get topped off then getting nothing, and her possession prevents her from doing anything about it.

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>>46195979
"Kiss me aishiteru"

>> No.46196402

>>46195979
Pure cancer.

>> No.46196582

>>46195979
the shittiest MMD slop known to man
because its supposed to be awful, we get to endure the texture quality of the earliest days of MMD, with absolutely no effort made to improve even after seven straight years

>> No.46196693

There is tons of modern good MMD Ran and Yukari now. ;)

>> No.46196754

>>46195720

>Be Yukari
>Be in Hot Spring with your Shikigami and Shikigami's Shikigami
>Watch one of them struggle to swim and eventually nearly drown in front of you
>Your Shikigami tries to help
>Do nothing despite being able to gap things


Fuck Yukari, All my Homies HATE Yukari

>> No.46196768

>>46196754
Yukari is such a cool and beautiful girlboss!

>> No.46196823

But what would Ran and Chen be without Yukari?

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ffzkvcow.mp4

>> No.46196828

>>46196754
Well she did get herself some more alcohol so that counts for something.

>> No.46196979

Yukari's_mouth.jpg

>> No.46197389

https://files.catbox.moe/dw77dw.mp4

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>>46195115
Flustered Yukari is adorable

>> No.46204591

>>46204569
Watching such a clever and manipulative schemer break down because you flustered her too hard is cute.

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>>46204591
follow through to the end for maximum effect

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>>46196754
she's a beautiful princess with a disorder

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>>46205855
Don't do that. If she likes you too much then things may get out of hand.

>> No.46213301
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>>46212485
Trapped for eternity with Yukari!

>> No.46213343

>>46194191
what a cute young lady, couldn't possibly be older than 20

>> No.46213467

i bought a yukari fumo yesterday
what should i do with her when she arrives?

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>>46213467
step 1: open the bag and overdose on fumofumes
step 2: love her

>> No.46216745
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too young for me. i prefer women with more life experience.

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>>46216745
I getcha.

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>>46213301
"Trapped" isn't what I would call it but I want it all the same.

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>>46195924
FUCK OFF RAN I AM TRYING TO FUCK YOUR MOM
So as I was saying, of course I'm interested to hear about peternatural physics.

>> No.46217624
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the hours are going by. the past increases, the future recedes. possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. do you understand?

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>>46213301

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>>46217600
you didn't even recognize her in a different outfit… you're going to make her cry…

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>>46213301
>>46217711
Desperate and OLD

>> No.46219465
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Tell me the exact moment Yukari went from clever manipulator to cute autist.

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>>46205855
She'll shrink and start acting more annoying if you headpat her too much. Be careful.

>> No.46220589
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>>46194191
Sorry, I prefer mature, experienced women. Underage brats like Yukari are not wanted here.

>> No.46221140
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>>46220589
Pinnacle of maturity right here. Tell me, how much of her fortune does Sakuya spend on diapers?

>> No.46221441

>>46220589
>experienced
How many men has Remi laid with through her long life?

>> No.46221492
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>>46221441
M-many! Vampires are known as the most romantic creatures of the night! Remilia totally is a master of seduction and all that kissing stuff!

>> No.46221496
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>>46219465
Always was a sleepy autist

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>>46221496
I didn't know Yukari was literally me.

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>>46220545
She'll shrink YOU, she's always wanted a cute pet

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ok the footfag is here i'm leaving

>> No.46228448

>>46225340
How is this not deleted yet?

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Imagine the cuddles

>> No.46233476
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>>46232946
I want to drink Yukari's milk

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AHHHH!

>> No.46233698
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>>46233617
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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>>46233698
(o^-’)b

>> No.46234480

>>46233476
Jesus, she needs to buy a bra that fits her.

>> No.46235290

>>46234480
Why are you telling Jesus that? Is he going to buy her a bra?

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>> No.46235760

Why did ZUN make her eyes gold, she is cuter with violet eyes

>> No.46237090
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>>46235760
I believe ZUN is like a dog in that he just sort of does things arbitrarily.
>>46233698
Not smooth enough

>> No.46237125

>>46232946
Imagine the degenerate filthy animalistic breeding

>> No.46237973

>>46237125
anon please
she would instantly orgasm and pass out as soon as she's penetrated
hell, I bet she would have the gall to brag about how good she is at sex to others not knowing how bad she is at it

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>>46237973
I would find it endearing, I'd get pleasure out of making her orgasm, going down on her would be a joy

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Yukari would be good at anything she put her mind to.

>> No.46242352

>>46242042
Bold words for a JOBBER.

>> No.46242804

Yukari absolutely needs big happy family corection
Holding Yukari's hands!
Cuddling with Yukari!
Kissing Yukari!
Marrying Yukari!
Drowning Yukari in affection!

>> No.46242810

>>46242804
Drowning Yukari in the bathtub!

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Playing Battleship with Yukari!

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>>46225166

>> No.46247757

Proposing to Yukari!

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>>46247757
bad idea

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Let's play a game!

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>>46247757
good idea

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Remember when Youkari was relevant? I remember.

>> No.46255495

>>46196823
Free.

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>>46255495
She can sit in her sealed mason jar on the shelf and watch as suddenly things are going right in the Yakumo residence for once thanks to the new barrier administrator lacking the qualities「Lazy」and「Nosy」to everyone's relief.

>> No.46255597

>>46255001
she's the most relevant hag. better than nothing.

>> No.46255624

>>46255597
Nah, Kanako does more than her.

>> No.46255647

>>46255624
like what? she's a lazy dork.

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>>46194191
I keep my Seija and Yukari fumos next to eachother on my bed
They tend to fight a lot but I love them both

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>>46254300

>> No.46263910

>>46221496
be real with me, what characteristics of autism does yukari show besides being smart and sleepy?

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>>46263910
No friends and she cannot talk to people without a chuuni aura of mystery that gets in the way of doing anything.
Oh and don't forget the trains. That's pretty high up there. Big red flag.

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>>46264396
I'd like to be her friend, I'd listen to her talk about trains any time.

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Any of you chat with Yukari in A.I.? I ask her alot about Ran and Chen.

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>>46268210
I never tried, sounds fun

>> No.46273399

>>46264396
don't forget that one time she randomly started talking about quantum mechanics with reimu. absolutely zero regard for what other people are able to keep up with, or even interested in listening to. literally me. that said, is there anything that would prove she isn't autistic?
>>46267701
likewise.

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Drinking with granny

>> No.46285992

>>46194191
Nobody likes her

>> No.46288949
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>>46285992
I love her!

>> No.46289847

Damned saggy hag always barging into my shrine. I bet that whore from the Moriya shrine doesn’t have to deal with this.

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>>46289847
she's just a lonely woman that likes company, you ungrateful brat! At least your husband doesn't complain and actually likes to entertain the hardworking sage of gaps

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>>46289847
You can only blame yourself for making the problem worse

>> No.46290432

>>46289847
Sanae has TWO (2) old women to harass her!
TWO!

>> No.46290663

>>46290338
Imagine accidentally calling her mommy, h-haha

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The more things change the more they stay the same.

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>>46290432
Her hags are sexier than Yukari.

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>>46296291

>> No.46297551

This damn hag needs cuddle correction!
And mariage correction!
And big happy family correction!

>> No.46297565
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>>46297551
look how incredibly sad you've made her...
you monster!

>> No.46297590

>>46297565
She is sad because she knows eventually she wont be able to hold them all at the same time!
The Hakurei shrine will be flooded with mini gappies!

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She cute

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>>46302758
true, Chen is very cute

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>>46194191
is it true that sse used to offer compensated dating in her youth?

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>>46194191 (OP)
is it true that she used to offer compensated dating in her youth?

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>>46303457
Let's be real here; she was most definitely a carpet muncher.

>> No.46304351

>>46303486
Only for the right price. Making out comes free if you purchase the combo.

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>>46303486
yes if you count giving double paizuri with renko and then eating her out while getting fucked to be a carpet muncher

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Choose one and only one.

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>>46318332
I choose Yukari.

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>>46318332
I want to make Merry emotionally dependant on me and then die to break her into becoming Yukari!

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>>46318332
I choose the mom/grandma(teenage years)!

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I wanna join the sleepy sage's siesta

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>>46335873
Imagine the cuddles

>> No.46341672

>>46197889
why does she have a mexican flag

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46341679

>>46341672
VIVA MEXICOOOO!!!

>> No.46341683

>>46341672
A joke on her border manipulation i assume.

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>>46297320
Careful you may start a conflict between the ladies

>> No.46349989
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>>46338487
Imagine her unconsciously gapping you into her bed from wherever you are and snuggling you like a teddy bear while she's still napping. Of course when she wakes up after several hours she denies she did any such thing, you clearly must have snuck in.

>> No.46350825

>>46350604
or this >>46245428

>> No.46356876
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Yakumo Yukari pictured performing the reverse-double dip on Renko and Sumi

>> No.46359757

>>46356876
It is only just now I realise that Renko's name is barely one character away from Sumi's.
Weird.

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Nice pose

>> No.46360250

>>46194191
She's scary

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>>46360250
*pretty

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>>46360481
*pretty scary

>> No.46360573

>>46360250
>>46360481
>>46360537
She is a master of the sexy art of scarousal.

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I sense no ill will. Someone of her great power and longitivity wouldn't use it for nefarious purposes right?

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>>46350604

>> No.46361969

>>46360962
I'd ask her if she wanted a foot massage at that size haha

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>>46361960
She's just a 17 year old girl who wants to have fun, make friends and do all the other things a normal teenager likes!

>> No.46362817

>>46195127
Power

>> No.46362854
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46362854

What are you looking at human?

>> No.46363781
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>> No.46363954
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>>46363781
>>46363954
Amazing.

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Lol

>> No.46373001
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>> No.46373551

how old is she again?

>> No.46373709

>>46373551
You will make her cry, anon.

>> No.46374499
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>>46373709
Young, cute girl who cares.

>> No.46380016

>>46362854
YOUR HUGE FUCKING TITS. HOW ARE YOU STILL WALKING? DOES YOUR ALSO ASTRONOMICALLY HUGE ASS COUNTERACT THE WEIGHT OF THOSE MONSTROUS MILK JUGS? YOU'RE A PROPORTIONAL ANOMALY AND I'M GENIUENLY FASCINATED BY YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE.

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>>46380016
I'm sure you'd like to know, but a young lady like myself won't tell. ;)

>> No.46380529
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>>46194191
This hag should be contained for public safety

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>>46373709
It's easy enough to cheer her back up. But telling her you like older women probably isn't a good idea, she might get too excited.

>> No.46380788
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46380788

>>46380532
Too young. Too flat.

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>>46380529
RUDE!

>> No.46380886
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46380886

You all aren't saying anything uncouth or illicit in this thread, are you? You know her computerfox screens every post about her, right?

>> No.46380916

>>46380886
You mean the one who's been having clandestine meetings with a certain goat?
I don't think she has the time to monitor anything these days.

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Ran's too busy cleaning up and taking out the trash to screen the net for Yukari.

>> No.46381435

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/gggfxibn.mp4

>> No.46381551

>>46380886
I like this Yukarin. There’s just something about her chin, mouth, and nose that’s especially appealing as oddly specific as that is.

>> No.46381692
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>>46380916
Nonsense, Ran hasn't been involved with the Gouyouku for centuries. Yukari has other problems to deal with.

>> No.46385425

>>46381435
Cute

>> No.46386546
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I want to ask her, why did she build Stonehenge?

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>>46390347
? I don't know what you mean. Can you clarify?

>> No.46391348
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Short or long haired hag?

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>>46391348
Long is more feminine soo...

>> No.46391552
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>>46391348
both are cute, but short hair doesn't carry the same "Ohohoho" hag energy as long hair

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>>46391552
I like big hair on the top, short hair on the bottom!
https://files.catbox.moe/ymv7qt.jpg

>> No.46395784

>>46350604
I wish I was Yukari's teddy bear

>> No.46399099

Purple dress or trigram tabard Yukari?

>> No.46401293
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>>46399099
purple dress is pure sexo! Though the tabard is for lovey-dovey cuddling

>> No.46401333

>>46399099
a yukarin without her purple dress is like a sky without stars.

>> No.46401338

>>46399099
Ballroom dress with her stupid 2hu hat

>> No.46401875

>>46399099
Yes

>> No.46405334

The gaslighting is working and now my dick is starting to find the fucking hag attractive, I hate that, FUCK YOU.

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>>46405334
He hates it!

>> No.46405446
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46405446

pump your hags full of love!

>> No.46405546

>>46405334
It's the opposite for me, the constant "hag hag hag" spam is making me seriously dislike any 2hu that looks above 20.
I wish the posting standards would go back to how they were 10 years ago, man. Can't have a single thread without someone spamming one stupid meme or another.

>> No.46405725

>>46405546
Thats what happens when something lasts for so long, it gets flanderized and reduced to the absurd, even more so with Touhou given its the nature and all the circumstances sorrounding it, but I get what you mean, what happened to you happened to me with individual characters.
I wish I was here when the Touhou was centered and didnt become a shell of its former self, now its just porn and unfunny memes, but before it used to be more, it was porn, unfunny memes and unironic funny content.

>> No.46409979

>>46405725
By th way. In the games is she actually supposed to look old (I mean, more than half of the cast is super old) or it just a thing of the fandom?

>> No.46409997

>>46391348
Short hair for me.

>> No.46410046

>>46409979
Youkai are shapeshifters anon, in other religions they would be devils and djinn.
If yukari wanted to be a loli, she'd be a loli. However she'd rather be 17 instead.

>> No.46410055
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>>46409979
Depends? ZUNs art has her looking about as young as everyone else is, though her PCB evening dress (the purple one) doesn't help her look young in my opinion, and she just kinda looks funny in IN. For non ZUN art it's fairly consistent (except CoLA which has her as a loli), in her appearance: tall, confident, well dressed, full chest more often than not. I'd place her as late 20s early 30s which for the Japanese is a christmas cake. It's her demeanor and how she carries herself that people latch onto. She full of herself, knowledgeable, and experienced which lends to someone who is older.

>> No.46413363

>>46405393
I love my smug gap mommy!

>> No.46413410

>>46409979
Everytime I draw TH characters I always bound to the original ZUN art when it comes to main appearance, design and proportions, except with clearly adult characters like Byak, I draw her as an adult a flat adult
So the same applies to Yuk.

>> No.46413656
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>>46391348
I prefer long hair. I like to imagine that she keeps a bunch of outside world haircare stuff and takes great care/time in maintaining her lovely hair. Though her laziness might get in the way of her vanity. Ran also has the short, blonde hair front covered so Yukari should just stick with long hair.

>> No.46417565

>>46413363
Would she still be smug if I took her hand and kissed it?

>> No.46417581
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>>46417565
outside? Yeah. Internally? She'd be an embarrassed wreck

>> No.46417599

>>46417581
To be honest, if I even managed to find the courage to do it I'd probably almost puke from nerves ;-;

>> No.46417772

>>46417565
She'll be smug and weirded out if you did it and not me, her doting boywife
If I did it, she'd be flustered

>> No.46417816

>tfw no hag gf
why live

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>>46417772
Sure buddy, whatever you say

>> No.46418058
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46418058

Yukari can't sleep alone anymore

>> No.46418079

>>46418058
I'll happily be her teddy bear

>> No.46418170

>>46417941
I mean it! My protective mom is scary when she's mad...

>> No.46420129

>>46235708
The shota rape squad

>> No.46420134

>>46267701
Same

>> No.46420148

>>46341851
>ywn have hags fight over you

>> No.46425366

>>46380532
I fucking LOVE older women
I LOVE hag saggers

>> No.46425947
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Would or would not, that is the question.

>> No.46425955
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>>46425947
Give her a snickers bar. She just a lil hungy.

>> No.46426993

>>46425947
she found out anon doesn't like trains

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>> No.46427319

>>46425955
I'll give her one, and then make subtle comments about how she's been eating a lot of sweets recently, and how maybe she might need some new clothes that fit better.

>> No.46427646
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Yukari as she's lecturing you on esoteric seasonal cycles or quantum physics or trains or some other fucking nonsense. She's really into it at least

>> No.46430323

I'm going to ask Ran to compute BB(130) so I can sex her mom.
If she comes up with the answer and manages to say it within the time it takes for me to seduce the cute discontinuity decacentenarian that's impressive enough I don't mind dealing with her normally after.

>> No.46438068
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Get back here!

>> No.46438182
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Fellow Yukarifags, remember that Eirin jobbed to her and Yukari actually won the war. Secondaries need not reply, read Cage in Lunatic Runagate first!

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>>46438182
Kneeling on the ground was part of her master plan. It served to realize two goals: Eirin's complete ego death, and a glimpse of Toyohime's panties. Her shikigami was just being a drama queen.

>> No.46439497

>>46438182
Eirin's is the typical reaction to being trapped in any conversation with Gappy. Whether it be about falling for a months long prank or the weather.

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>>46439497
Imagine being Eirin, the single smartest person to ever exist in all probability, watching some weird portal autist that broke into your house that one time give some overconfident little princess the idea to go to the moon, only for the whole thing to fail horribly, and make everyone involved look very silly, having the story be recounted to you a month later after some hungry retard and her dork child (?) get back from their mysterious adventure only to be given some eon-aged sake by the aforementioned aspergers youkai with a smug grin as you realise that the absolute fucking down's case thought it would be a good idea to steal stuff from the people who sterilised their entire world so they wouldn't get their shoes dirty and spending the next four weeks getting no sleep at all because at any moment they could come and burn the whole place down, all because some idiot you don't even fucking like that much wanted to show off to you and walked the line of sparking an interplanetary war to do so.
Poor fucking Eirin.

>> No.46444909

>>46439417
Exactly!! Someone gets it!! I never even realized the infintie-D Toyohime panty play!! Eirin's ego death and getting a first row view of that puffy moon camel toe!
>>46439497
>>46439661
''That ominous smile left a deep scar in Eirin's mind, something she would never be able to forget. To make those who cannot die question the meaning of living. To make them fear the unknown, what they cannot understand.''

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>> No.46445730

>>46445147
I’d rather Yukari slam dunk on me honestly.

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>>46386546
Bro... hmm, you know that, well, the dinosaur's era happened millions of years ago...?

>> No.46445910

>>46445882
Miss Yukari is so youthful and beatiful and strong and smart despite being around since the Cambrian Era! She is truly an evergreen lady.

>> No.46445948

>>46444909
Right, the plan that meant pissing off the daughters of the dragon god, the thing that allows Gensokyo to exist at all. Real brilliant plan there, Yukari. I'm sure all your friends are giving you a big pat on the back for endangering their continued existences because of your insecurities about someone smarter and more sensible moving into Gensokyo.

>> No.46449714
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Happy Purple Day

>> No.46449757

>>46449714
She's so elegant...

>> No.46449764

>>46445948
To think that Yukari's own fanfiction made it's way into the Chronicle...

>> No.46449954

>>46449714
Yukari has epilepsy?

>> No.46451930

>>46427646
She... She actually is really autistic. I thought it was just a cool mysterious personality... What am I supposed to do?

>> No.46451940

>>46451930
Social awkwardness isn't autism.

>> No.46451947

Do you think she talked to famous historical figures? Jesus, Diogenes, Columbus, Gengis, Nobunaga, etc?

>> No.46451951

>>46451940
She is going into long explanations about trains, completely unprompted. That's autism.

>> No.46451954

>>46451947
Lady Yukari is too young for that.

>> No.46451955

>>46451951
She just really, really likes trains (and making people uncomfortable).

>> No.46451981

>>46451955
I was told by Ran I would be dating a scheming hyperintelligent mastermind youkai not a lazy autistic hag this isn't what I signed up for

>> No.46451986
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>>46451947
I like to imagine she personally witnessed the fall of the third Reich.

>> No.46451989

>>46451986
tf why didn't yukari stop hitler if she was there

>> No.46452003

>>46451989
She liked seeing all the trains transporting the jews to Auschwitz. Not because she hates jews, mind you, she just like 'em trains.

>> No.46452016

>>46451986
How did she handle the devastation of Japan?

>> No.46452030

>>46451986
How would the German soldiers react to seeing a blonde Japanese woman with purple eyes carrying around a parasol?

>> No.46452035

>>46452030
Yukari isn't Japanese, she's as white woman as they come. Don't let her name fool you, Yukari is a PAWG as the kids say (this modern slang is completely indecipherable to her, so you can call her this directly and say it's a compliment).

>> No.46452049

>>46452003
Can I sit down Yukari and explain to her that morality is a thing, and she needs to not get so hyperfixated on trains? Can I fix her?

>> No.46452052

>>46452035
>PAWG
Pathetic Autistic White Granny?

>> No.46452698

>>46451981
Ran has confused not being able to understand a word Yukari says for her being leaps and bounds more intelligent than even her. This is a total misunderstanding, in reality she's more like a preternatural neil degrass tyson.

>> No.46454727

>>46452052
No but it's basically a synonym for that

>> No.46454729
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>>46452698
Ran is smarter than she lets on. Mind you she still has no clue what Yukari is talking about at any given time, but she saves face by saying that Yukari is simply too smart to understand. She says as much to Aya in her interview. Yukari is incomprehensible, but it's better for everyone if people see this in a good light. In reality, Ran is afraid of being hit again if she implies anything bad about Yukari, so of course she would be waxing poetically about how good and cool Yukari is.
Unfortunately for Yukari's public image, nobody buys it. As Aya put it, Yukari's "words are completely illogical nonsense which any normal person would have difficulty understanding."

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>>46454729
> As Aya put it, Yukari's "words are completely illogical nonsense which any normal person would have difficulty understanding."
based

>> No.46456589

>>46454729
Yeah, a preternatural Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Maybe I was a bit harsh on Ran, but I'm not one of them fur-bies so idk.

>> No.46460362

>>46456589
>preternatural
how does that differ from supernatural?

>> No.46460440

>>46194191
Aaaaagh I can't help myself,

I LIKE TALL BUSTY BLONDS WITH LONG HAIR!!!!!!!!!

>> No.46461222

>>46460440
I'd love to sit with her and brush her hair

>> No.46461317
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46461317

Family!

>> No.46465710

>>46461222
That's sweet

>> No.46469199

>>46465710
Y-You too

>> No.46470437

>>46451989
Yeah why didn't she stop him from taking the pill and pulling the trigger
Could've turned Hitler into a cute youkai girl and put him in Gensokyo
There's too many zionists (Reimu, the Moriyas, kappas)

>> No.46477882

>>46194191
I fin'd yukari's hands berry erotic desu
those gloves are really tempting

>> No.46481019
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>>46477882
I want her to rub her hands all over my face. Gloves or no gloves.

>> No.46484271

>>46445948
>Right, the plan that meant pissing off the daughters of the dragon god, the thing that allows Gensokyo to exist at all. Real brilliant plan there
The lore, as usual is confusing and flip floppy on the subject but the sages were the one who made the damned place, it's stated multiple times. Yukari waging TWO failed wars against the moon/dragon god and the moon not simply removing gensokyo from existence points to the sages having much more of a stake in creating the place.

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I have deep dislike of her

Tell me something good she has done or said.

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>>46484338
She aquired Ran.

>> No.46484886

>>46484338
She's a milf. Any questions?

>>46484271
One war. The second invasion accomplished nothing but slightly pissing off the two lunar champion fighters who don't seem to care that much about annihilating the filthy earthlings that much anyway.

>> No.46484938

>>46484886
>She's a milf. Any questions?
That's neither an action nor a statement.

>> No.46488589

>>46484338
what part of "sleepy autistic 30yo lady who likes trains and can gap you anytime" do you not understand anon?

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Yukari stole my heart!

>> No.46495564

>>46484338
>"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. "

>> No.46496159

>>46405393
yfw (yukari's face when) the halfie shopkeeper asks why most outsider skeletons at Muenzuka have shattered pelvises

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After long and careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that I am, in fact, Yukari Yakumo.

>> No.46506651

>>46506619
You're an old autistic woman with no friends?

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>>46194191
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

STUPID ARROGANT OLD HAD, YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

>> No.46512784

>>46506651
I prefer to say "eccentric, highly intelligent youkai lady with many friends".

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>> No.46519438

>>46507600
>knew Mizuchi's identity
>never tells Reimu about it
i feel like she's doing it on purpose

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>>46519414

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>>46524880

>> No.46527722
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>Hey you over there, aren't you staring too much?
>You're thinking they're too droopy or something aren't you?
>There are lots of people that say they like those like this you know?!
>If it's about softness they won't lose to younger boobs!!
>Go on, try it yourself!!

>> No.46527983

>>46506619

That means your best friend killed herself!

>> No.46529255

>>46527983
Death isn't bad if you don't have to deal with any of the negative consequences associated with it.

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>>46527722
Imagine getting titmogged by your younger, perkier, sexier, cuter, fluffier subordinate. Poor saggy Yukari must get cucked just by Ran existing. Any guy or shota she picks up is instantly charmed by Ran without her even trying or knowing. She could be doing the laundry or cooking something and some guy Yukari picked up will have his heart burst from his chest (alongside his dick from his pants).

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>>46535436
such is the allure of the vixen

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Both can dance, but Yukari lacks the tail that make the dance movements so much more alluring.

>> No.46535632

im married to both
poor chen had to get used to sleeping with slapping noises on the house

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>>46527722
>>46535436
Yukari… Bite the bullet and use a better supporting corset you saggy hag.

>> No.46538261

>>46535632
>poor chen had to get used to sleeping with slapping noises on the house
Chen could join in. Ran could teach her how to polymorph some junk in her trunk.

>> No.46539389

>>46535884
I know she's in pain, but dear god does that thing make her look hot

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>> No.46539700

But I love hags and hag saggers...

>> No.46541348

>>46538261
shes a child
she'll just be the big sister to her masters children

>> No.46541377
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>>46541348
Chen is too pure, we wouldn't want to traumatize her more than she has.

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>>46541377
Chen knowtices, but disregards.

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chen is just the precious girl i pamper and spoil
she'll be a protective big sister of a small fox and a small mini gap youkai

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protect Chen. Breed her two mothers. Life is gud.

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>> No.46555212

>>46554119
Gonna sniff all her shoes

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GIVE HER BACK

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>>46555234
They're fine

>> No.46561830

>>46555640
Wonderful lady, I want to put my face on her soft tits and smell her aroma.

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This young lady is done playing and would like a hug before her nap.

>> No.46570463

>>46567625
I would love a hug from Yukari, I would probably cry

>> No.46573787

>>46570463
relatable

>> No.46573847

>>46570463
If she hugged me whoever can pry me off of her can be crowned the King of England

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Luv how mature she looks here.

>> No.46573918

>>46573872
canon big boobs!

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I need Yukari's phone number so I can ask her out for a date and some other things.

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>>46584575
Adorable

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You'd be lucky if you could escape from her hug after a few minutes

>> No.46597033

>>46594971
Escape?

>> No.46597615

>>46594971
>escape

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>> No.46604756

THE SAGE'S SAGGING SAGGERS

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>>46604756
beautiful saggers...

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edging the bump limit of Yukari's thread with her saggers!

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everyone loves them!

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>>46605083
what a weird creature...

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>> No.46605124

>>46605109
yukarin-sama or yukkarin? yuyukarin also works fine.

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>>46605124
a-all of them!

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praise them, now!

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>>46597615
>>46597033
Chen doesn't want it and neither does Reimu. Which is understandable. Nobody wants to be smothered and nuzzled by some creepy, overbearing lady for minutes.

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>>46605162
>Nobody wants to be smothered and nuzzled by some creepy, overbearing lady for minutes.
that's right; anybody with a brain would want that for HOURS, not minutes.

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'Hug a Hag' day when?

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>>46605157
too small

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>>46605214
I agree

>> No.46605256

>>46605162
what if we were talking about the history of electric locomotives in north america

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>>46605179
Why is Yukari lifting Sumireko's skirt there?
Is she trying to convince the viewer to breed her to secure the bloodline? Can't that wait until Sumi's at least out of high school? She's still got a lot of growing to do, after all.

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name your top 10 electric locomotives now. It'll decide if you live or die.

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>>46605275
Sumirenko has been talking about pursuing a career and that she'll have kids in her mid-thirties. That didn't bode well with Yukari, of course, so she's asking (You) to fix Sumirenko before her autism ups into a whole new level.

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>>46605281

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>>46605304
Yukari should pursue a therapist so she stops seeing 'Renko' everywhere and, hopefully, call Sumi by her actual name.

>> No.46605473

>>46605281
didn't have a top ten (just one or two that i found cool) but here you go:
>the gg1 locomotive, served for 50 years before being retired in the 80s and had a fuckton of toxic chemicals in it.
>the little joes, originally made for the soviet union before getting repurposed due to the onset of the cold war
>the SBB Ae 3/6 II, found it on a youtube video and it looked cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zP1EAXA44A
>the Ce 6/8 II (crocodiles) , again found it on a youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubAEfdpCtys
>maybe the electoliners/liberty liners
NOT ELECTRIC TRAINS but still wanted to include them:
>the UAC turbotrain
>the Daylight SP 4449
only got 5/10 electric trains (8/10 total), you may kill me/eat me now for failure.

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>>46605473
>you may kill me/eat me now for failure.
Are you insane? She wasn't expecting any answer! You've just won this old lady's heart!

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>>46605514
no way

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>>46605641
Way, Anon. Now cuddle the hag for hours on end.

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>hag
All you people are so mean to her.
None of you deserve to cuddle with Yukarin over the winter.

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>>46605701
it's just lover' banter! I don't mean it!
In my heart she's the hottest young girl I know!

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SAGGERS!

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bye bye, thread!

>> No.46605817

>>46605657
sounds good
>>46605701
agreed

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embarrassing old grandma

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>>46606141
too lewd!

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she shrunk herself as an excuse to be bratty again

>> No.46606313
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>>46606303
how bratty is she, I wonder

>> No.46606332

>>46605162
But I do, I was literally asking why would I want to escape

>> No.46606339
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>>46606313
a small terror, though arguably it isn't very different than how she normally acts when she doesn't want to do something

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>>46606339
a master manipulator at work

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>>46606303
body of a child but still a hag in mind

>> No.46608312
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good night

>> No.46608641

oyasumi, yukarin-sama.

>> No.46609059

It was fun while it lasted. Goodbye and goodnight pretty young purple lady.

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You're the prettiest in my heart. Night night.

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Good night Yukari!

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see ya next time, Yuka-tan!

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