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Now you, too, can feel the pleasure of being cummed inside!

>> No.4608976

I'll pass. Yeast and/or urinary tract infections aren't very fun.

>> No.4608980
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4608980

In before anyone actually tries this.

>> No.4608982

I wonder if girls actually do this.

>> No.4608983

>>4608982

yep

>> No.4608984

that's...........BLOODY BRILLIANT
why haven't I seen a video of someone doing this?

>> No.4608985

As a guy, it's pretty hard to do. I can't sit on the bottle and put the Mentos in at the same time.

>> No.4608988

>>4608983
Cool. Now do it with Mentos.

>> No.4608992

>>4608988
But the image in OP is using mentos, so they were already implied

>> No.4608993

>>4608988
Sorry, I didn't check the image to see it already HAD mentos.

>> No.4608994

>>4608985
Can't you just hold the candy inside your anus , stick the bottle in, then shit it inside?

>> No.4608999

I hope its not ice cold....

>> No.4609000

>>4608980
Better to spend the weekend on an hospital than with you faggots.

>> No.4609001

>>4608983
elaborate. this is related to my interests

>> No.4609004

I don't know, carbonated drinks already stings quite a bit in my just mouth.

>> No.4609007

>>4609000
I doubt it would cause injury.

>> No.4609011

if you actually do it then you must become sticky as hell inside

>> No.4609012

I only drink generic light coke, because I'm not a faggot who overpays for brands and gets fat on sugar.

>> No.4609013

>>4609011
That's why you keep a vaginal douche handy

>> No.4609014

>>4609011
as if cum isnt sticky

>> No.4609017

>>4609014
there ain't 2 liters of it

>> No.4609018

>>4609011
>sticky as hell inside

Isn't that the whole point?

>> No.4609021

>>4609017
there is in all the manga's and silly prons

>> No.4609026

>>4609017
You couldn't pour a whole 2 litres of coke into a vagina... could you?

>> No.4609027

>>4609026
as if people haven't done it before.

>> No.4609032

Try champagne

>> No.4609033

>>4609026
You can't fit a baby down a vagina, can you?

>> No.4609035

god fucking damn it... why wasn't i born as a girl...

>> No.4609045

>>4609007

That bottle is going to fly away and I'd pretty much say the pressure can cause injuries. Or the carbonated soda is going to fuck up membranes which leads infection risks.

>> No.4609046

>>4609033
I doubt coke would make the whole vagina expand, it'd just overflow.

>> No.4609047

>>4609035
Even if you're a guy... You have a good hole down there, use it the way it's meant to be used.

>> No.4609048

I accidentally a cocacola bottle

>> No.4609050

>>4609001

It's not hard.

Women uses douches, this is practically the same thing, except for you need to bring the tip closer before dropping the Mentos in.

>> No.4609056

I must try this tonight.

>> No.4609058

Doo do do doooo do doooo doowaaaaaa is now playing in your head

>> No.4609060

>>4609058

No it's not.

>> No.4609065

>>4609007
Considering that most of us don't a vagina and will have to try such a feat with our assholes, I say there could be some injuries.

>> No.4609068

>>4609058
I'll need more than that for your attempt to get into my head is successful

>> No.4609069

reported.

>> No.4609074

>>4609045
The pressure isn't THAT great, the thing's designed to push babies through for crying out loud. And it'd take a lot worse substances than coke to damage a vagina, it's not like you risk a mouth infection when you DRINK it.

>> No.4609075

Bloody brilliant

>> No.4609082

I'd like to watch MANkoto-kun try this.

>> No.4609089

>>4608982
You never saw tubgirl?

>> No.4609091

>>4609074
There's risks of air embolism from just regular oral sex. I don't think I'd want something of high pressure trying to push carbonated liquids past my cervix.

>> No.4609093

>>4609082
I want to see MANkoto-kun having sex with a huge, hairy spider.

>> No.4609096
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>>4609089
That was mean.

>> No.4609099

Guys, the aspartame in diet coke is very neurotoxic. Don't do this experiment because it would be terrible if some aspartame got into your enteric nervous system and caused NMDA receptor mediated excitotoxicity. Why anyone drinks this crap is beyond me.

>> No.4609105

>>4609099
What are doctors doing on /jp/?

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>> No.4609108

There's gotta be a vibrator that has an ejaculation feature.

>> No.4609109

>>4609099
>implying we would attempt this with diet coke

>> No.4609113

Someone test to see if this is lethal to the user.
If not i demand japan to find a girl to do it.
Also any way to stimulate the feeling of cumming inside a girl? I doubt a tissue counts and I don't want to use a fleshlight.

>> No.4609116

>>4609109
The trick only works with diet coke, but nice try anyways.

>> No.4609118

>>4609105
Pediatric gynecology.

>> No.4609128

>>4609099
you're not confusing it with aspartate are you?

>> No.4609135

>>4609118
Oh, well, that makes perfect sense then

>> No.4609140

>>4609091
>air embolism
HAHAHA, oh wow. Crazy Koreans.

>>4609113
It's not fucking lethal, it's not even plausibly dangerous. At most you might want to see a gynecologist afterwards, just to be safe.

>> No.4609143

>>4609128
Dude like 3% of proteins is made of the stuff

You eat aspartate everyday

>> No.4609148

>>4609099
Isn't the aspartame involved in the reaction? Would any of the aspartame actually be able to reach a site where it could cause damage before it was broken down?

>> No.4609150

>>4609140
As if anyone would ask after doing something like that.

>> No.4609193

>>4608984
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7976784

>> No.4609197

>>4609068
Sounds like you're underage then.

>> No.4609205

>>4609197
No I just have a short attention span and don't remember things vividly past a few days.

>> No.4609208

SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNNESS

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>>4609193
sugoi sugoi

>> No.4609251

>>4609113
tried it!
no problems at all! :)

>> No.4609255

>>4608973
the first thing I saw when I got here.

never change /jp/....

>> No.4609259

>>4609251
> :)
Get out faker.

>> No.4609294

HO LEE SHIT

>> No.4609296

>>4609140
Air embolisms happen, mostly in pregnant women though. Doesn't occur very often.

>> No.4609309

>>4609140

No. Koreans think that fans magically consumes oxygen and that you'll die from lack of air. Air Embolism is when oxygen gets into your bloodstream and fucks you up, kind of like when a large air bubble fucks up a water water pump.

>> No.4609315

>>4609108

There are, I'm not sure what there is that we'd like to squirt into ourselves though.

>> No.4609319

>>4609315
liquid suppositories

>> No.4609329

>>4609315
Normal water?

>> No.4609355

According to legend, you can use coke as post sex preventive means. (I read that a girl had heard it in a hentai story, so my source is pretty solid)

>> No.4609359

>>4609355
It makes sense though, because the acid in the coke would ravage anything living inside that vagina!

>> No.4609374

>>4609359

You do know the vagina is mildly acidic, right? More than Coke? Right.

>> No.4609385

>>4609355
Doesn't work.

>> No.4609395

>>4609374
And people still put their dicks into them...

>> No.4609406

>>4609395
Seriously, what the hell? I'll stick to my hand, thank you very much.

>> No.4609415

>>4609319
Why? Unless if the user has some sort of disease.

>>4609329
Water is thin.

Ugh, that just reminded me of that horrible story I read where some parents sold out their girl and then her captives would use some greasy liquid with capsaicin extract and itching powder to torture her.

>> No.4609419

Semen is a slight base with a pH of about 7.2 to 7.9. Good enough.

>> No.4609487

>>4609309
>No. Koreans think that fans magically consumes oxygen and that you'll die from lack of air
Huh, I was under the impression they thought fans could cause air embolism. Oh well, the more you know. I still doubt that it'd happen with coke, and worrying about oral sex is just ridiculous.

>> No.4609501

>>4609415
>some parents sold out their girl and then her captives would use some greasy liquid with capsaicin extract and itching powder to torture her.
Reported.

>> No.4609507

>Koreans of having fans blow on them at night
You'd think they knew what they were talking about since they invented the fan amirite?

>> No.4609519

I sleep with 2 fans on in my room every night. Fuck you corea.

>> No.4609569 [DELETED] 

>>4609395
There's be something worse in them if not mild acid. I'm sure your penis is mighty and powerful enough to withstand a trip into one of those, if it can can take 4G power fapping any day.

>> No.4609576

There'd be something worse in them if not mild acid. I'm sure your penis is mighty and powerful enough to withstand a trip into one of those if it can can take 4G power fapping any day.

>> No.4609583

>>4609576
You know what? You're right. There is nothing my mighty penis can't handle. Look out vaginas, here I come!

>> No.4609584

>>4609116
no the best results are rom diet coke, you can get a reaction out of any other carbonated drink it just won't be as "HOLY FUCKING SHIT FOAM FOUNTAIN!!!" but it would cause an interesting sensation in the vaginal canal, I would think that it would be a little painful with the foaming.

>> No.4609591

>>4609309
>Koreans think that fans magically consumes oxygen and that you'll die from lack of air.

No, Koreans think that fans are sufficiently powerful enough to blow air into your face/mouth/nose/whatever such that it prevents you from exhaling because the force of air blown in your face is greater than or equal to the force of air that your body is trying to breath out. They believe this because in the 90s, every week in the summer, there would be news reports about people who magically died through asphyxiation overnight because they went to sleep with the fans blowing in their faces because it's so hot in the summer.

>> No.4609610

>>4609487

Common belief is that the fan consumes oxygen because the blades "cut up air molecules".

Holy Plan 9 From Outer Space, Batman.

>> No.4609612

>>4609584
The foaming is the best part, bro.

>> No.4609627

>>4609612
That's pretty far removed from "feeling cummed inside" though.

>> No.4609637

>>4609591

Best guess is that people keep putting "fan death" down as cause of death instead of things like booze and drugs to not embarrass the family, so the story keeps going and going and will never stop.

In some ways its similar to penis shrinking hysteria.

>> No.4609652

Could you please stop bumping this thread? That girl always makes me want to fap but my penis is tired. I need some time to recover.

>> No.4609677

>>4609627
The soft, yet intrusive, flow of foam is a welcoming sensation after having your cranium (or whatever child making mechanisms) burst to shreds by your homemadeMentos caliber anti-tank.

>> No.4609711

disgusting. enjoy your infection.
also that's not how being cummed inside feels.

>> No.4609728

>>4609652

1. Save the picture.
2. Fap later.

>> No.4609763

>>4609652
I'm having the same problem with that Miku thread.

>> No.4609790

>>4609652
>>4609763
fuck your shit.
I just came 5 times in about 10 minutes.

>> No.4610005

>>4609790
Only 5? Casual.

>> No.4610015

>>4610005
Any more and I would worry about how long you last each time. 2 minutes itself is pretty terrible, man.

>> No.4610083

>>4610015
I was shooting (heh) to see how many I could pull off (heh).

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