Monster Girl Thread

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Look, a flying cow!

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[Anonymous No.]

wud it be weird for mg to be 40kfag?

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plans for vday?

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Why has the server been such ass tonight?

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>>46082221
I can EASILY see a schedule dog getting way into 40k.

>>46082230
Realistically, I'm probably going to eat fried chicken and think about getting a pet cat for companionship.

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>>46082230
Nothing. Cupids have the rest of the year too.

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>>46082237
Because CHESHIRES.

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>>46082230
Starting a fight with the eros special forces

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>>46082221
Why would it matter so long as they're not being cringe and autistic about it?

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>>46082020
AYA NO

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>>46081848
>You both fall asleep after getting nice and cozy
>Slowly wake up, hearing the sounds of food being prepared
>Whatever it is, it smells good
>As your vision focuses more, you can see it being made
>Can't move too much though
>You realize that she's carrying you on her back with your head resting on her shoulder.
>She's alerted by your slight movements
>"Good morning." she says with soft, cheerful tone. "Breakfast will be ready soon."

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>>46082318
>Miss Phantom finds out about WH40k
>Goes overboard, narrating and animating actual tactical combat scenarios for every unit on every army.
>Games can take over a week to complete.
>Usually there's at least a half-dozen love stories strewn throughout the battle, and she manages to weave them all together by the end.
>Even if units die because she doesn't cheat for storyline.
>Absolutely refuses to thin her paints, though. Units look like trash.

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Oh my God.

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>>46082360
>Refuses to thin her paints
OVER THE LINE.

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>>46082380
>Game has blue girls
>They're just a bunch of enemies
It's not fair

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>Enjoy your stay at the Pyramid Park Resort and Casino!

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>>46082416
I hear the new lounge singer is great

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>>46082323
That's a dumpy looking thing. And so flat.

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>>46082407
For some reason, the enemies in "waifu collector" games tend to be more interesting than the playable characters. At least Girls Frontline allows you to convert some of the enemies to your side.

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>>46082323
I love jacking off to Granblue midgets

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>>46082424
Nothing like endless entertainment, fun, and gambling in the desert with these beauties.

>Regular at the card room
You end up getting snatched up by one of the anubi or sphinx dealers or waitresses
>Lose all your money on slots
Get taken in by local mummies or lamias
>Enjoying time at the resort
Seduced by apophi, sphinxes, and the occasional pharaoh
>Counting cards in blackjack
Dragged out of town to the sandworm dunes
>Visiting the brothel
Every desert girl imaginable, even pharaohs are plentiful here.


Why is the desert in MGE so perfect?

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i wanna live in cyberpunk MG as a merc
taking contracts to get a monster laid, kidnap a man for a wealthy monster, and the like. Then come back home to my wyrm wife and wyrmling in my apartment in the glen

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>>46082540
Why is she like this

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>Portals don't open for a couple more decades
>Anons are now in their 40s
>Telling 20 year old hellhounds and demons they should go after someone their own age and stop bothering with an old bastard like them

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>>46082546
Sometimes angels get really pent-up.

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>>46082459
Yep

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>MGE legoland
>It's an anubis fest

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>>46082596
...This is acceptable. I shall go there and tism with the dogs.

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>>46082268
>Anon is a dried up husk after an intense 72 hour love making session with his Hellwan wife.

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>>46082416
>Themed Casinos in Monvegas
I prefer WonderlandWonderland, it's a fucking madhouse. Woke up in a bathtub after a Cheshire Dancer threw a grapefruit at my head when white rabbit peaked.

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>>46082647
The chaos would get old for me.

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>>46082546
She’s autistic don’t be rude.

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Does anyone else feel like they can't even be loved in escapist wish fulfillment fantasies?

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>>46082407
>arrive at monster girl dungeon grossly overleveled
>effortlessly rip through the entire thing from beginning to end
>now have your pick of hundreds of trash mob mamono fawning over you for having bested them in combat

I don't see a problem with this.

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>>46082672
Honestly sorta yeah anon. Self hate runs deep anon. Even with monster girls its hard to imagine any of them actually liking me given the hordes of other better options. Even with a theoretical "Soul Mate" I can't help but feel she'd eventually come to resent me.

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>>46082655
Nonsense, 25 hour days, consequence free debauchery and purple kot butt would never get old for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

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Around elves, watch yourselves.

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>>46082731
I would love to deepthroat her ears

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>>46082741
Gross

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fuck foxes

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I will use temporal magic to travel back in time to seventy million years ago into the prehistoric past to escape the Monster girls of the modern day who are after me! There won't be any Monsters around in the age of cavemen and dinosaurs!

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>>46082690
I just have a hard time imagining myself in a romantic relationship, fantasy or not. I don't even know if it's self hatred, I just can't imagine a girl human or otherwise being happy with me.

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>>46082695
I remember seeing a post on one MG thread that said something to the effect of "Cheshire Cats run on Looney Tunes logic"

>mischevious chesh breaks into your house in the middle of the night, portals haven't even been open for a week at this point
>catch her in the living room, quickly turn on the lights
>both stare at each other like a deer in headlights for a couple seconds
>chesh grabs tv remote, points it at you and presses pause button
>zawarudo.jpg
>watch helplessly as she shatters your pelvis for the next hour or two while your consciousness gets put into spectator mode

Maybe that's why she's so popular, she can kinda just be anything or do anything you want her to.

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>>46082760
There will be monster girls in those pre-historic times. It's just those monster girls will eat you instead of love you.

So you're pick, stick with modern mamono who will love you.
Or go to pre-historic mamono who will eat you. Either by ripping you apart piece by piece of swallowing your whole, depends on the species.

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>>46082768
Exactly, she can divide herself and you can have kot orgy, she can make herself big or small, anything you and her can dream up can become reality, you would certainly never be bored with her shenanigans.

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>>46082748
Foxes fuck you.

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>>46082769
Well then I'll just travel EVEN FURTHER BACK to before Tiktaalik first crawled out the sea. Then I'll be safe for sure! I'll take my chances!

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High level Zombie encounter

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>>46082807
On that note, I think Sacabambaspis mermaid should have a mob face.

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>>46082831
Zombies minutes away from Wighting out I see.

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>>46082834
How do you prevent it? I want to keep the Zombie in her superior form.

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>>46082768
>>46082775
thats more of a bogie thing, since shes a clown and all, not just a cat that likes to troll

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>>46082839
I'm afraid you can't its baked into zombies. Given enough time and love your high level zombie or even a low level zombie eventually will end up becoming a Noble wight.

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>>46082856
Sigh, guess I'll just have to divorce them and get another Zombie then.

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>>46082767
Same here. Since I have no first hand experience with it, I often view romantic media with a sort of emotional distance like some kind of scientist

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imagine

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>>46082672
Personally, I just think I'd be boring, worry I'm getting annoying, fear I'm not good enough, and feel like I'm a shit person whenever I inevitably fuck up. Being with someone that much better than you honestly sounds like hell if I think about it. My brain already regularly tricks me into thinking my friends are just too polite to tell me to fuck off despite constant, overwhelming evidence to the contrary. I can imagine the wish fulfillment but I can't imagine the torment my brain would unleash on me if I was with my 11/10 waifu nor can I imagine being content and secure instead.

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Dormouse wrist fluff...

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>>46082564
How can she be so perfect?

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>>46082899
it's a good use case for mind break

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>>46082221
Gaslands is better than hamwarmer, in both setting and gameplay. If my MG GF was into 40k i'd run an intense anal sex correction marathon on her to detox, then introduce her to better games.

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This thread needs hag correction

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>>46082856
I wonder if there's a way for a Zombie to stay a Zombie, maybe by sheer willpower or maybe just pretends to be a Zombie despite turning into a Wight. Eveb so I'm sure that there has to be a way.

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>>46082769
Paradox Pokémon: MGE Edition

I can just imagine some guy with a huge "I can fix her" mentality who watched way too much The Crocodile Hunter multitasking between calmly explaining his planned future wife how to speak basic English and dodging said planned future wife's attempts to brutally murder him.

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>>46082459
>For some reason
Two reasons
people like being contrarians and liking girls that you are not supposed to like is very cool and makes you totally not like those other nerds
and artists can have more liberty when designing non-playable characters and can make them as edgy, weird or unorthodox as they want

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>>46083066
hold a button just before they evolve when they start flashing

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You WILL be subjected to her particular brand of autism and you WILL enjoy it.

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>>46083119
Alright as long as I can also be autistic about my own hobbies in return.

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>>46083119
! !

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>>46083119
He-he, baggy pants.

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>>46083133
Clothing with proper airflow is important for keeping cool in the desert

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Dorkwans deserve headpats

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Tomboy monsters doing martial arts kicks in skirts

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>>46083133
They're really into hip-hop and stuff.

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Get into the sarcophagus, Anon.

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>>46083156
But it also makes me want to grab her by the thighs.

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>>46083233
No anubi, I am sunburnt and I am spartacus, I have reorganized your legos not according to shape but color I will not stand your tyranny no longer.

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I will not be WAN'd

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>>46083272
Correct, you will be SAN'd

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>>46082416
>"oh shit. i thought this was a bass shop pro!"

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Desert girls are the best in MGE. It's not even close.

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>>46083233
Is it just me or is anubis really, really facefuck-able, like, to the point of her developing an oral fixation after you cum inside of her mouth so many times?

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I will introduce democracy to the desert region!

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>>46083300
Duck?

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>>46083345
It's a tie between desert kingdom and undead kingdom really. They have the best themes and the best girls.

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>>46083360
I'm introducing demoncracy

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The population of mamono is currently 19,524

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>>46083389
Give me 10 dormice, and I'll make that number double by the end of the century.

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I believe in Zipangu supremacy.

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>>46083345
>take Anubis on a tour of my hometown
>has a mental breakdown upon seeing the 1 centimeter of snow covering the ground

Do d*sertoids really?

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>>46083398
You underestimate snownubis.

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I have like seventeen necklaces of curse resistance. I would like to see those dumb dogs try to get me now.

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>>46083345
Lol, lmao even. They don't stand a chance against the perfect and beautiful wintertown

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>>46083453
But anon! You need 18 necklaces of curse resistances!

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>>46083453
okay, but whats your plan if it turns out to be a strength build anubis?

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'tism dog are shit because of the schedule gimmick, being order around by a woman would drive me mad in less than a day. Kiki are better dog, as long as you go to work she doesn't bother you

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>>46083475
>she doesn't bother you
>he doesn't know
oh no

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>>46083475
isnt the entire point of the schedule to break it and mating press her during her autismo breakdown? or is that just me projecting?

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>>46083472
That's what the twelve bracelets of physical protection are for.

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>>46083494
... those only block hp damage Anon. i think you misunderstand the kind of fight youre getting into.

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>>46083481
She won't be on your back and order you around in your own house.
>>46083489
Almost impossible since you get insta cursed if you don't follow it

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>>46083489
It is. If you are a sub you follow the schedule and get dommed for being in bed 1 min late, otherwise you just randomly grab her ass completely out of the scheduled intimacy time and take her like a mere dog bitch she is.

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>>46083475
She's not shit just not for you. Dunno why people take every monstergirl take personally.

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>>46083489
I always though that anubis is for doggy style anal

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>>46083517
that comes afterwards when she knows her place and bends over for you on instinct.

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Countercursing the dog by throwing pocket sand

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>>46083532
It hurts a lot but it's the right thing to do

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>>46082839
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>>46083066
Isn't it a facet of the setting that monsters tend to develop to being more appealing to their husbands the longer they stay with them? It could be possible for her to feel you prefer her in the more 'instinctual' mode of a zombie and just never move past that stage

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>>46083398
No, you don't understand. If the town had better public infrastructure, there's be a whole 3 cm of snow by now! If she was in charge of the city's planning and budget, then everything would be at most 30 minutes of travel away from everywhere, with no congestions or traffic to worry about!! She NEEDS to add one more train, just build one more train, it'll fix the city, she promises, just one more train, just one-
>Anubis then had to be escorted from the premises and her husband spent twelve hours hugging her out of her breakdown

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>>46082220
>all that shit that is happening is because wocky can't get pregnant/have children
dragoncels are something else huh?

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>>46083502
Crotch mofu...
Too strong...

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Here's a story about a young man who has a rare encounter with a Wurm AND a Taisui.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53714629

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I need a mamono wife who will get irrationaly upset at how dumb superhero comics are so I can fall asleep listening ot her rant about how new things are bad, how formulaic every story is and how new designs are totally worse than the old ones.

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>>46083461
Adding on to >>46083398

Polarchads:
>Too cold? Just grab a blanket, and if that doesn't work, grab multiple blankets!
>Home to the polar bear, apex predator (even to humans), amazing swimmer, and easy contender for single most terrifying animal on Earth.
>Blubbery seals and whales provide sustenance for weeks, water literally falls from the sky.
>Northern lights are an event people travel the world over to see firsthand, a mesmerizing beauty born without any input from man.

Desertcels:
>Too hot? What are you gonna do, tear off your skin?
>Home to snakes that are too pussy to actually bite you and instead shake their tail like “P-please don't step on me…” and shitty birds that can't even fly and who's sole relevance comes from a cartoon from the late 1940s. (rocky deserts) / Home to fucking nothing. (sandy deserts)
>Land too inhospitable to farm. (Imagine having to get your water from a spiky plant lmao.)
>Natural attractions consist of big holes in the ground and funny-shaped rocks, has to practically beg people to visit with gaudy, overhyped cities like Las Vegas and Dubai.

Why haven't you taken the coldpill yet?

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>>46083669
May I ask if femdom is featured in your story, anon?

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>>46083692
No, but futa dicks are.

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>>46083680
desert has tanned girls

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>>46083669
Curious, Alp's Taisui story also featured a Wurmhole. Are the mystically wise Chinese Slimes and the silly earth Dragons connected in some mysterious way?

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>>46083701
Snowland too, you can get sunburned from the snow reflection
>>46083680
This, hot bad, cold good

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>>46083702
They do both tend to live underground.

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>>46083669
Oh, and I guess it counts as late CNY story.
>>46083692
I don't think it counts either way because there's no sex in it.
>>46083702
Funny, cause I forgot that bit, but I remember I got the idea after reading Alpanon's Taisui story.

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>>46083701
Classic Desertcel cope, unable to accept the fact that the place they call home is slowly cooking them alive, they call it a "tan" and insist it's natural. You almost feel sorry for them.

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>>46083717
I see, I was thinking about femdom in general in the story but thanks your answer, love your work.

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Everyone hates alps but Alpanon's name gets a pass, weird

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>>46083742
Grandfathered in.

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>>46083742
I don't hate alps, I just pity them.

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>>46083753
Distinction without a difference. You still don't like them, and if someone said that they love alps, you would still rant about how bad alps are.

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I wish for a truly ancient battle scarred dragon, not these “hags” that look like any other any other dragon 1/16th their age because all they did was sleep for 10000 years in a safe cave
>Scales that lost their luster merely a shadow of their former color
>Weathered horns and claws from the eons of using them battle and hunting
>Tattered wings that flow like tattered banners
>Covered in scars that she takes pride in and will recall the story of gaining each one if asked
>Speaks in broken English

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>>46083816
Wow, you are so cool and unique anon, totally not like those other guys.

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>>46083392
It'll take you a century to father ten more dormice?

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>>46083494
All that jewelry is going to slow you down, anon...

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>>46083816
>used tattered twice in one seven word sentence
you will not be receiving your creative writing degree

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>>46083886
Would it be correct to call haku an auitsm cow?

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>>46083816
>dragon zombie laughing as she recalls how she died
>"... and I hear that sword is still on display in the Order's capital, one of their most sacred relics. They don't make them like they used to"

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>>46083889
I prefer sagemoo.

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>>46083889
She definitely gives off “Erm, ackchually…” vibes.

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>>46083926
Well, it her case "actually" would be pronounced perfectly and with confidence.

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>>46083871
No, it'll take me a century to father 10,000+ dormice.

[Anonymous No.]

>ochimusha friend insists she needs to shower with me to protect me from ninjas

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>>46083924
Smartbeef?

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>>46084067
"NINJAS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NINJAS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE NINJAS" she thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 sake circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of kunoichis after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

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>>46083936
Her insistence on proper pronunciation would only make her more of a nerd if you ask me.

Also, according to their MGE entry Hakutaku perform extensive background checks on their husbands so they can best satisfy their needs like some sort of mamono glowie. I think they might just be the single most autistic monster girl thus far aside from maybe Automaton who'd probably tell you how much semen you've pumped inside of her down to the exact milliliter.

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>>46084084
i wish my ochimusha was as normal as this

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>>46084091
Does yours keep trying to get back to the past?

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>>46084067
But I don't need to be protected from ninjas. I love ninjas. And I would gladly let a kunoichi ambush me in my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerdcubus > slutcubus

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>>46084111
I prefer slutcubi that look like nerdcubi

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>>46084140
This but with succs?
https://files.catbox.moe/b6urba.jpg
Also I pick the opposite of yours.

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>>46084174
broken link

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>>46084179
fug
https://litter.catbox.moe/x0v4ly.jpg

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If my 30 year old desperate hagcubus english teacher tries to coerce me into giving her sexual favors in exchange for a better grade, I will acquiesce and allow her a single chaste kiss on the lips, and nothing more.

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>>46084111

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>>46084189
the student body will speak in hushed whispers of your rape at lunch tables and in high school bathrooms for years to come.

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>>46084189
What if your desperate fairy maths teacher tries to coerce you?

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>>46084237
I will, with difficulty, *not* put a mason jar over her head. Out of respect for her position.

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Desperate hags are the best

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what if you actually get your waifu but you think you've just snapped?
like you deny the existance of the 8 ft tall scantily clad Oni following about but everyone else can see her and and talk to her

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>>46084390
We're all just Azathoth's dreams anyway

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In a perfect world, I'd be coiled up by a sexy snek right now. Her sleeping, and occasionally in her sleep, she's flicking her tongue unconsciously licking me.

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>that awkward moment when the retired Order hero who's just an old grey haired fart runs into the dragon he was famous for once slaying again and she's now a dragon zombie
>that awkward moment when he can only avoid eye contact when she asks THOSE questions
>"So your Valkyrie...?"
>"Left me. Branded me a sodomite..."
>"Because...?"
>"I tried hitting on her, Chief god got mad..."
>"Mhm. So, the human girl, the childhood sweetheart that you got with after all your heroic deeds...?"
>"Dumped me..."
>"For?"
>"A merchant, because he had more money than me..."
>"Mhm. And you didn't get rewarded even a little by the kingdom you killed me to protect because it was your home, that I was wrecking, because the King's coffers..."
>"W-Were dry from the Order politics..."
>"Ahuh. And my horde, after I first died...?"
>"...w-was repossessed by the King..."
>"And you didn't get...?"
>"A dime of... it..."
>"Mhm! And your heroic deeds are all...?"
>"Forgotten..."
>"Mhm. And I attacked the kingdom all those years ago in the former Mamono Lord's age in the first place because...?"
>"The King kept sending men to try stealing the horde and your priceless scales..."
>"MHM! And now you're just a...?"
>"Lonely... sad... pathetic old man..."
>"Yep."
>Dragon Zombie giggles and smugs all over old hero while he seethes uncontrollably at how much of a loser he is in the end
>he thought killing her just made her a mere lizard but in the end the haughty dragon still won anyway

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>Holst wife
>Gaming on your [insert preferred console]
>Wife is acting as you back rest
>Your head between her breasts
>She gives your head kisses when you do well or when you need moral support
>Her arms wrapped around you

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>>46084806
Dragons can't stop winning against mere apes.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be mered by a dragon and turned into her hoard warmer and scale polisher and love slave and daki and I'll never shut up to anyone who asks about how cool my DRAGON wife is

[Anonymous No.]

I still think it'd be cool to ride a centaur around town.

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>>46084806
At least he can kill himself without repercussions. He is a killer and is doomed to be unloved during his current life.

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>>46084947
Killing a pre-DL monster to protect your home is not a murder made with malicious intent though, he's still in the clear. Though now the Dragon Zombie will have to get revenge on him for killing her by mating pressing him into submission and making him an egg raising househusband.

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>>46084976
He lost everything and you want to punish him even more for doing his job? Let him die in peace at least. The zombie dragon is cruel and a cunt here for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically, how long do you think you could tolerate an imp before she annoyed the shit out of you?

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>>46085025
0,1 secondes

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>See that, minion? That's what we call a mere male mammal.

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>>46085025
Anonsies issies gettingsies annoyedsies withsies mysies impsies andsies addingsies allsies sillysies suffixesies tosies mysies wordsies

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>>46085025
I dunno. If I felt like she was specifically just trying to annoy me by talking like that, it'd get old quick. If we were part of a larger group, though, I'd probably lean into it in order to annoy everyone else more than I am personally being annoyed.
And at that point it might be too late for me. Only Miss Chesh could save me at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following combo
Bunyip and dragon
No I don't know who Priscilla is

[Anonymous No.]

I know all about kiki's tricks and I'm going to make her wear a loose fitting boiler suit so she can't tempt me with sexy maid outfits.

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>>46085000
Both him and the Dragon Zombie are losers, even if she feels like she won and laughs at him, because she still died to him and thought attacking a whole kingdom was equal exchange to losing a few coins. She might laugh and he might cry but they'll both eventually realize they need each other if they want to be more than losers, so it's only natural they'll work together and mate and that way both will be happy at last because the energy of sex will make old hero's body regain strength and the Dragon Zombie will get to say she ended up making a brood instead of being a dead end after all. They will both depend on each other and regain all they lost together and their spawn will inhabit the world as a big family that stands as proof they succeeded, in this sense now making both no longer losers who faced hubris but losers that overcame it. A happy ending for both, Dragon Zombie will eventually gather a new horde and hero will get a cute Dragon wife that makes him stronger than he ever was before to mate with whenever he wants, on top of being the father that despicable human women never allowed him to.

THAT IS THE POWER OF TWO LOSERS COMING TOGETHER TO WIN ANON
IT IS UNDENIABLE
ONE ONLY STAYS A LOSER ALONE
BUT TOGETHER, WHEN WE LOSERS TEAM UP, WE BECOME UNBREAKABLE
WE BECOME STRONGER THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE
WE TURN THE POWER OF BEING A LOSER INTO THE POWER OF BEING A WINNER
WE FINALLY MAKE IT
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!

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>>46085174
I'm not

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>>46085179
Go choke on frog legs or something

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls are the most likely to refer to humans as 'hairless apes' and why is it lizard-adjacent species?

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>>46085093
Mammals and birds fucking won. Reptiles lost.

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>>46085138
Why would you want to make dogbird so miserable?

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>>46085211
NTA, but I want my maid to rape *ME*. That's why I will only accept meidos from the following species:
>Spooders
>Sneks
>Gotes
All other meidos are not reliable rapists.

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>>46085179
Consider suicide then, I know a lot of argies have been since bongs dabbed on them

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>>46085261
Spider maids are great, even if you lose out on the whole proper long skirt

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>>46084067
Smacking a handprint on a loli Ochimusha's fat undead ass and her stoicly wearing it with pride as "a gift from her lord"

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>>46084806
What a horrible wife. She should be suportive of her husband, helping him cheer up when he's depressed. This is clearly husbando abuse and will be reported to the police
Someone post that pic of the hellhound and the depressed guy saying "you'd be better off without me", i'd post it myself but i dont have it saved

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last thread seemed to like zombies

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>>46084067
I want to eat ochimusha out just to see her try and keep her cool

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>>46085446
>kind deeds without mere better girls, anon
also probably shove that into catbox.

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>>46085174
Wrong, dragon and order fag don't deserve a good ending, both should die alone and learn from it for their future lifes.

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>>46085189
It wasn't me, I will make it. Go fuck yourself

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>>46084915
Lewd, 'ride' your wife in the privacy of your own home anon

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>>46085446
>imagine dragon

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>>46085648
imagine dragon deez nuts across Deonora's face

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>>46085648
IM WAKING UP
TO ASH AND DUST
I TOUCH HER ASS AND I SLAP HER BUTT

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>>46083669
neat

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>>46083830
He is, ironically, one of the most unique posts in the thread.

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[Anonymous No.]

many such cases

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>>46083669
Just done reading both this and Mysteryid's story from a couple threads ago, nice shorts featuring less popular girls.

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>>46082748

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>>46085800
nurse mamano when they see the anon with two broken arms be like

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Last of the yans that were suggested
extras soon

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>>46085800
I don't get it

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>>46085909
Really nice art but I don't get the appeal for yan

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>>46085909
delightful
ms inari is too close and that's great

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>>46085909
Pyrow marriage correction

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>>46085817
>lizardman carrying Anon into hospital with two broken arms
>"I didn't break his arms. He broke his own arms trying to do some wrestling move he saw on TV."

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>>46085946
>I don't get the appeal for yan
That's not a problem, in their case the interest/fascination/obsession can be one-sided

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>>46085965
Maybe I'm too paranoid but I can't handle the pressure and would do something stupid

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>>46085946
it's the sort of selfish love anon can comprehend
or maybe i'm projecting

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>>46085909
Is upper right a Sea Slime? If so, rare girl spotted

[Anonymous No.]

Consider yanhags, obsession and desperation

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[Anonymous No.]

>yan fox coming after you
>give her headpats
>she melts and drops the yan personality
>the moment you stop she gets mad at you for ruining the yandere thing

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>>46085909
wurmy isnt a yandere
no way shes such such a sweet girl. it was a conicede that the dark elf fell into a hole

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>>46084214
On the one hand, did she just walk up and ask for sex? On the other, that's refreshingly straightforward. A skilled monster could take advantage of my indecision in a situation like this.

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>tfw ywn have a creepy neet wurm as your stalker
>but shes adorably inept at being sneaky

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaur is better than your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46084214
sauce

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>>46086228
Wurm is better than holst since she also makes milk as well

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>>46086167
Dropping the Yan bit for the duration of the headpat is completely normal, but like a boomerang it comes back. Now imagine what's going to happen when some poor girl bumps her head against your elbow on the bus by accident.

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>>46086228
But my wife is Holstaur

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>>46086230
https://mangakakalot.com/manga/fr927010

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>>46086147
Damn highschool sluts

[Anonymous No.]

Sniffing a mino's butt after she finishes a workout

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>>46086267
Then it seems the time has come to find an answer to the most important of questions: is the humble holstaur better than... herself? I miss Top Gear.

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>>46086228
who let the cow into the house? stop seething on hmt and get back to the fields.

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>>46086167
>hebi starts getting mad because you made eye contact with the cashier while paying for groceries
>pull her into a deep kiss to shut her up
>"Forget about her. She don't matter. None of this matters"

[Anonymous No.]

A cow would lick your face

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>>46086267
But what if holstaurs could go even beyond

[Anonymous No.]

Would a yandere Mastah be a good match for a non-yan Shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46086282
just another day being male at mgc highschool.

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Imagine a holst who puts all of her boob points into ass

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>>46086293
>>46086322
We need a Lich, Holstaur + Holstaur must be solved.
>>46086314
Can confirm.

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>>46086023
Yanhag Yeti in a remote cabin all alone, not even a daki to satisfy her

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>>46086314
So would a dog. And a fox. And a snake... Dang, I want a tongue bath now.

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>>46086363

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>>46086293
You can always watch Top Mamono

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>>46086295
Why is the steam coming out of the cows anon?

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>>46086401
It's cold out and they just had their morning exercise. Perfectly normal, the Shota should NOT be alarmed or force them to chase him down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46086401
It's from the steamed hams you'll be having.

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>>46086447
You know these cow boobas are quite similar to the ones they have at the elf village

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>>46082513
The MG cyberpunk gangs must be pretty wild
>The borged up undead, who increasingly replace their old dead flesh with machines
>Rogue AI cyberdragons created by Musk
>nomad mice girls living in the sewers with trash aesthetic chrome
>corporate sellout sabbaths that have shotafying yourself as a hiring requirement

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>>46086483
>tfw the nicest gangs are the wurmers
>but they also cause the most property damage of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>46086147
But I'm the teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>46082513
This but without the wyrm part

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>>46086512
So do ya wanna go bareback or not?

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>>46086536
damn u hate wyrms that much so u like wurms better

[Anonymous No.]

Woof

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46086505
>take a job from GremTek
>they give you a mech and tell you to defend one of their facilities from the Wurmers

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>>46086483
>The borged up undead, who increasingly replace their old dead flesh with machines
ah good, procrastination fuel.
>human girl wandering through outskirts of cyberMGEcity
>gets bit by a zombie
>runs over to her ripdoc
>she has the money, she just needs her arm replaced now before the virus has a chance to spread
>buys some high end chrome
>few weeks later, she notices that her other arm seems to be a bit less... responsive.
>shit.
>next few months are her replacing various body parts in an attempt to counteract the zombie mana circling throughout her system
>gets to a point where the mana infiltrates her brain and she becomes a proper zombie, just all chromed up.
>no longer has the will to keep replacing her body parts.
>the cybernetic parts still offer their heightened functions to her, so she's much faster than most other zombies
>this allows her to claim a man with relative ease
>a while later, she becomes a wight from the constant sex.
>the cybernetics have fully integrated with her body since they were present when she went from zombie to wight.

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>>46086619
Who are the Wurmers?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46086658
A dangerous gang of Wurm supremacists

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>>46086658
wurms who are not police officers but are always willing to help those is need
also love very high firepower
they use 4 bore pump shotguns and the like so anyone that got on their bad side aint gonna be there too long
luckly are pretty easy to pacify

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>>46083695
Girl on girl or the degenerate kind.

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>>46086620
I'm not really sure you have managed to understand the spirit of cyberpunk.

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>>46086732
what, "le everything is soup pour sad :("?
nah fuck that.

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>>46086748
Yes. That. Respect the setting.

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>>46086748
>soup pour sad
But soup is supposed to make people happy.

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>>46086550
No I just like kot more

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>>46085446
>girls anon together
Yes, I do want to be together with my harem of girls, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46086787
That's a fondue anon, not a soupe. You put bits of baguette in melted cheese, very frogish

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>>46086776
i know you're a troll but cyberpunk is also an idea, not just a DND campaign.
when discussed here we are taking MGE's rules and applying them to that idea of cyberpunk.
also, since the thread uses MGE's rules as a basis, any settings discussed here can have their rules bent to abide by those rules.
>but then why should i respect MGE's rules if you wont respect another setting's rules?
because MGE is the thread's basis.
please go shitpost elsewhere now.

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>>46086791
Pictured are anon and his wife after he gives her too much leeway in what mods to get.

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>>46086822
No, no we aren't. Fuck off. Write cyberpunk with proper nods to the genre or don't write it at all.
>thread basis
Gacha girls?

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>>46086841
Cry more.

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>>46086847
You wouldn't be half as accommodating if I wrote something bent to accommodate violence and casual sex.

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>>46086841
alright fine
"and then everybody dieded, the end"
happy now, fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>giving the potato pest the time of day
Never change mgt.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you take the bait instead of just reporting and hiding the shitposter, you are yourself shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46082513
>I know, "never make a deal with a dragon", but at least hear my offer
>Half. Of everything. All you have to do is fuck me until I can't walk straight

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>46086841
I wish some mod would pay this thread even a couple minutes of real attention.

He'd see a guy who singlehandedly spams triple digits of off topic gacha trash images every single thread, and then goes "gacha spam is le thread culture" If that hypothetical mod did some more research, he'd see that same autist has been doing daily it for months on end.

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>>46086851
You don't know how to write cyberpunk. Goddamn.
Not everyone has to die or even be exceptionally unhappy but
>everyone is scarred
>everyone is rough
>you don't come out unchanged
>if you do come on top you usually paid a price

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>>46086869
>Anon is unable to bang a fucking dragon dragon until she has trouble walking
>Having not fulfilled his end of the deal, he gets NOTHING except eternal happiness
Reminder to never sign anything without having your back alley demon lawyer review it first.

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>>46086869
>tfw i heard i was doing a legit merc operaction but almost half of my damn clients think im a fucking prostitute

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>>46086921
It's good work if you can get it.

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>>46086921
Love is a battlefield

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>>46086926
thing is that i aint going for that, im just here to commit some crimes of the nonsexual nature lie kidnapping, theft, threatening, hits, tax evasion. ya know?

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>>46086952
No happy ends. Prepare for monster girl sex.

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>>46086598
Let the woof flow past you.

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>>46085800
That reminds me of an old anime where a guy got his crush as his right hand for some reason

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>>46086952
I want to be a combat drug cook and build chromes, my secret ingredient will be raging mushrooms. Highly illegal and yet most of my shrooms is bought from Eros extremists, weird...

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>>46082221
Posting on the /Eros/ 4mon page that Love is just a chemical in your brain made to make you reproduce and that it's not real

Eros girls are pussies it's not like they'd ruin me for saying something like that

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>>46082221
I want monster girls to fantasize about stripping and raping space marines in deluded MFY fantasies.

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>>46087033
I have always found these lines of reasoning very retarded.
>love is actually just chemicals
>chemicals are real
>therefore love is real.
Like, did anyone expect love to be a thing that exists but doesn't exist at the same time, somehow? It has to be based on something palpable, and that makes it more real, not less.

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>>46087043
They aren't deluded if they are correct, anon.

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>>46087056
Yes it's retarded, I just wanna troll Eros ladies and get brutal rape/arrow correction

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[Anonymous No.]

Would you sub or Dom an Anubis? I think I'd be a switch

[Anonymous No.]

>Go on /eros/
>Type out "love bad"
>laugh with a smug satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087104
I think what I want is to stare into this Anubis's eyes until she owns my soul

[Anonymous No.]

Phox

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>>46087104
Dom

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>>46087143
Me in the back.

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[Anonymous No.]

monster with best armpits?

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>>46087191
Rabbits.

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>>46087104
She's set up for magically enforced femdom, but I couldn't not bully her if I ended up married to one. Definitely switch, I bet I'd have fun twisting her autism and monster logic in knots and sometimes getting my comeuppance.

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>>46087106
>Eros herself doxxes you
>Have to deal with smelly Eros neets cuddling you all the time

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>>46087118
Based, imagine her cursing you while staring at you like that, waiting for you to break and beg her to take your body like she took your soul
>>46087150
Also based, I like the idea of ruining my wife's schedule with cuddles
>>46087241
Giga based. I'd probably be submissive 60% of the time and Dom her the rest myself

[Anonymous No.]

Sexo the snakeo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087305
>>46087191
the damp snek pits...

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>>46087266
Last poster here. I'm something of a maledom-leaning light switch in general, but anubii seem like they'd be so competent at whatever they're doing it would just make sense to get with the program or at least get out of the way. As long as she's not too cunty and there's some mutual respect, I think I could handle a sub in the streets, dom in the sheets relationship. Still, I'd have to cause the occasional
>"Anon, wait, this isn't in the schedule!"
>"I have changed the schedule. Pray that I do not change it again."
Kind of situation just to fuck with her.

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>>46087305

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>>46087104
Neither

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ded

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>>46087565
Yes well you'd be dead too if everyone in your country was on a strike again
Bloody Ant worker unions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087591
Magical girl goat-chan and her mighty magical scepter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087597
Where?

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>>46087617
Binland :D:D
Only country on Earth where you can have political strikes without limit. No bus rides for me on Thursday or Friday :D:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087565
Wight's thighhighs and heels make me stiff.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pharoah moves into neighborhood
>Local area starts converting into a desert realm
>Now there is sand everywhere and that damned dog keeps banging on your door
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087565
My favorite, dogs are fine too

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46087630
Oh wait, no minimal service? I thought that we had it bad when strikes happened in Frogland but
Hope a bunyip brings you back home, you must have a lot of snow in Binland

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[Anonymous No.]

I like to sniff gasoline when refueling my lawnmower, which mamono is for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087691
h=Her

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>>46087685
Eh it hasn't snowed in a while, it's been too cold. The Ice Queen has settled her fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087670
That corpse is too bloated

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087690
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087765
Mayonaise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087795
Wow!

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>>46087795
That isn't a sauce, it's an emulsion and technically a cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087056
Love is a myth mad up by poor people who don't want to work

[Anonymous No.]

Rata meido

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[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are terrifying. Nobody is that nice withiout some alternative motive. Best to hunker down and hide in my house all day where I am safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46087960
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

horny...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088016
Source?

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>>46088032
https://mangadex.org/title/6e770ce1-c709-4875-87a4-c9c66aa3f6c5/tengoku-de-akuma-ga-boku-wo-miwaku-suru

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>>46088016
That's quality writing.

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a fan of foxes, but if I'm given the choice between canids or felines I'm a 100% on the canines side

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088128
I'd be okay with a jinko, but I'm firmly on Team Doggo otherwise.

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>>46088128
choice just makes anon pick the wrong things
vote hebi

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[Anonymous No.]

Could you handle 63 tails at once?

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>>46088150
Is she really a hebi if your choice is put to a vote?

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>>46088166
Is this a trap?

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>>46088198
there is a choice, one that youre choosing this very moment and every moment for your whole life. you're choosing to torment hebi by not being at her side and letting her shower you with love. you're a cruel and evil man who need to be punished for the wicked torture you're inflicting on hebi. bet you've even looked at other WHORES like the abusive and heartless man that you are. how are you gonna make up for being a bad soulmate?

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>>46088245
I hate this comic

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>>46088245
If she doesn't like it she'll have to exist before she can think of extracting any kind of pennance, LMAO. Also, I'll apologize by being good to my actual soulmate, a fox who's secretly even to me no less batshit.

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Surly there are monsters other then Anubis that would love Lego.

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>>46088260
HAVE YOU EVEN ATTEPTED TO SUMMON HER? HOW MANY BLOOD SACRIFICES HAVE YOU MADE? YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER YOU MANSLUT.

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>>46088276
You could visit the opposite end of the spectrum and visit a Titania.

>>46088278
I tried to summen suckubus once. It didn't work and I was sad.

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>>46088276
Of course. Sabbaths are full of them.

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>>46088286
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT SUMMONING HEBI.

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[Anonymous No.]

Hebis will never find me if I go to space!

[Anonymous No.]

I love bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088264
Cute farm girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088324
Isn't there some kind of cosmic serpent in Egyptian mythology?

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>>46088333
I would quietly cuddle a mantis so hard.

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>>46088324
>trapping yourself in a spaceship "alone", far away from any other human or monster
>no way to escape.
I'm sure a hebi wouldn't sneak herself into your rocket at the last minute and spend an eternity trapped with you isolated from all other whores.
Might as well give up and accept you are hebi bait anon.

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>>46085800
More tea please

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>>46088324
>That awkward moment when you find out you had a (or several) devil bug, large mouse, or slime stowaway(s) after you activate your warp drive and reach the point of no return.

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>>46088357
Is this

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>>46088278
>Monster girl who doesn't speak the same language as you trying to get across how she feels with limited vocab.

The best.

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Best elf

[Anonymous No.]

>the nekomata is said to have powers of necromancy, and upon raising the dead, will control them with ritualistic dances, gesturing with paw and tail
Imagine a lich nekomata dancing for their zombie daughters

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>>46088341
Apophis?

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Fluffy cows.

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>>46087659
Well time to knock on her door and talk to her about everything becoming a desert and if she could stop that. or at least potentially have a river and fertile area like the nile somewhere nearby.

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>>46088460
Knock door on the do

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>>46088460
>Fertile area
I heard an ufufu. You can't make the setup easier than that.

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>>46088341
>>46088440
Never mind, I looked around and turns out there is another snake named Mehen who's Ra's ally.

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>>46088190
Ideal harem

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>>46087659
Sorry anon, your home is scheduled for demolition to build another tomb for Pharaoh. The plans have been available at city hall for the last month and you've had plenty of time to send in a complaint. If you can't take an interest in local affairs then I honestly have no sympathy for you at all.

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>>46088401
Guess I'll go for the daughters instead

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>>46088551
Always with the promises never with the follow through.

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>>46088552
They expect you to resist and don't have a plan if you fold easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088551
This looked like a Greenworm for a second

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>>46088551
>her 2 months later

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>>46088429
I like my goats just how I like my women, dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088393
She's not even an Elf you dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088566
Respect her or she'll take you to places you can't easily come back from.

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>>46088557
Yeah, they can't break you if you bend instead. Fuckin' poetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088559
Greenworm with this demeanor would definitely work.

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>>46088533
Why? Don't you like cats dancing?

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>>46088551
I only need 3 words and any demon would instalose immediatly. Dorks act like they can conquer the world, and at the end of the day they melt like butter while holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

Child bearing hips (exact spelling)

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[Anonymous No.]

I am a MIGHTY and POWERFUL wizard, able to shape reality to my will
I will NOT lose to monsters!

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>>46088667
>Said anon, before losing immediatly to a lvl1 trainee monster fresh out of the academy because of a bad roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088679
That wizard was never going to make a strength saving throw.

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[Anonymous No.]

To live underneath Miss Hatter's ass

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N

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>>46088667
What about when the monsters lose to you and go straight to naked dogeza or whatever it was called.

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[Anonymous No.]

Gonna kiss echidna's snek hair and not her.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna kiss echidna's bellybutton and not her

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[Anonymous No.]

Gonna kiss Kej's hair hair and not her

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>>46088784
>Anons slight smile
Hes living the life the lucky bastard

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>>46088566
Same

[Anonymous No.]

we must build a massive cattlegrid to stop the advancing mootriarchy

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[Anonymous No.]

i dont know what this silly little creature is saying. but i think it wants me to follow.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a Jub keep it together long enough for a fancy dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088883
if your face is between her legs throughout, sure

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>>46088861
She looks like I can count her brain cells on my fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: you, as a dumb male human, got tricked into walking in the mixed bath onsen thinking it was male-only and your towel just fell
What do?

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>>46088914
throw my towel into the water and enter the onsen without washing or obeying the customs (note I am half their size and very vulnerable)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088914
Its to late to back out now. Just walk in and act like I planned it. bathe and do whatever I was originally planning and then leave. Hoping for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088887
but how will anyone get his promotion now? he might even get fired!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088914
beeline towards the biggest fox i can find and hide in her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088914
Cover myself and walk away embarrassed obviously. Do I look like a confident guy to you?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let the fox get into the onsen she'll make it horrible and there will be hair everywhere and you'll reek of smelly fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088973
always remember;
>mofu is disappointing
>scales are uncomfortable
>wool is the real deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088983
Like I'm gonna listen to someone who was obviously paid off by big sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>The large bat rapes you. You cum...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089000
>Do you want your items identified?

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>>46089000
Oh no, who could have forseen this happening when you walk into Echoing Cave twenty levels below the recommended level without a proper light source?

[Anonymous No.]

onsens aren't as good as miss genie's turkish bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088999
>beeg sheep
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089000
auntie bat is so cool!

[Anonymous No.]

how do i book a ticket out of Zipangu? i missed my return flight and no one at the airport speaks english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089042
Say the following to the scariest oni or kitsune you can find
>KONICHIWA! HERRO! ME ANON AND WANT TO GO BIG HOME NO SUSHI YES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088914
>>46089023
I'm not falling for either of those obvious rapetraps.
I'm gonna bathe at Ms. Wolf's Thermae bathhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088784
>"Really, I don't know where you got that idea from."
>Hair reaches out and strokes anon's cheek
>"Seems a bit farfetched to me."
>More of it takes shape in the form of a hand and holds his own, squeezing lightly
>"What evidence do you have that I spoil Anon?"
>Anon's own hair is being toyed with slowly, carefully twirling around each of his strands, as if appraising them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089058
i think it worked! thanks Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089099
This is also a rape trap.
Go to miss wurm's hydrothermal hole in the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089000
>can't go one step without another bat encounter
>they took your lantern away
>you think they dragged you deeper in the cave
>your batty levels are rising...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088914
>>46089023
>>46089099
>>46089135
you're all stupid thinking you wont be raped at a monster girl onsen. you should go to the Kitsune Preservation Garden... they make you sign a consent form before entering. it even got free and mandatory lodging + buffet!

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>>46089176
>Buffet
Only way of making kitsune gather in one place

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089176
Huh... Thats even better! I'd happily take a place that gives free lodging and food. Even with all the foxes around.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are fat and old.
Kitsune are fat and old.
Elves are fat and old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089201
thats good to hear. we'll notify your new roommate of your arrival. curfew for non-foxes are enforced from 12 pm to 5 am. you can sign out at any time with your wives consent.

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>>46089230
Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089242
Refrain from posting off-topic images here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089249
Keep going because it's funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Your village sacrifices you to the mysterious dragon overlord who terrorizes your town

You end up finding out that she's completely useless in her lair

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089287
Her fat ass makes the ground shake

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089176
Dibbs on glowing red eyed focks. Please be gentle with my liver, I promise it tastes horrible I used to drink like a sailor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088914
>>46089099
>>46089176
Reminder there is no issue if your towel magica- I mean, accidentally, drops and is lost in the onsen. Mature young monsters of mere 900 years old will gladly help cover your embarrassment by sandwiching your sluttish human body with their tits. You get to keep your dignity and it’s also easy for you to scrub each ither clean with our bodies. Win-Win!

[Anonymous No.]

If you ask any sandworm husband what made him choose a sandworm, they'll all say the same thing:
>how the hell did you find me down here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089330
such nice and helpful ladies!

[Anonymous No.]

MGs that Went From Food To Friends

[Anonymous No.]

>Asking a wolfgirl why she likes Rome so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089412
To be fair its easy to see why she likes rome so much. Rome is pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have to pay taxes if you live inside your sandworm wife's shell? I haven't gotten any bills, but I don't think I have an address, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089176
I'd like the one with the mom braid waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

The monsters can't get me if I just build a flying castle (i've got a scarecrow to stop birbs)

[Anonymous No.]

You can conquer the cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089420
ave true to caesar

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46088016
It's Becoming Very Clear That mgs Are Not Normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089464
Patting your cat wife into a drooling sleepy mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089423
First thing Malef and or the Demon lord does is abolish tax collection, mamano economy and govt doesn't require taxation, only service in the armed forces and mana. Why do you think they have so many human collaborators, sure monster pussy is a great benefit but no taxation is nearly just as good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089534
Guess what girl I'm imagining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089464
https://twitter.com/DaAxem/status/1757079999495237782
Brown cat belly and thighs erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089555
mana tax is still a tax

[Anonymous No.]

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>>46089566
Nonsense, it goes to maintaining the environment naturally through it's production creating new monster realms. Creating the ideal localized environment for human and monster couples to love each other and breed. The demon lord and malef do get stronger of course but it's not taking anything from you and your wife since there is so much produced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089566
>>46089587
?

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>>46089596
Lol, imagine malef barging into your house and demanding direct tax contributions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089608
If your malef liege is demanding it directly it's her house not yours at that point as her husband it's your duty to provide for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089597
Mana collectors will not be denied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089608
if a dragon does it it's tribute

[Anonymous No.]

Still seething KC gobbos ain't green
Would be funny to see one become green slowly tho

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be mered by a dragon.
I will be the mere ape.
I will keep her hoard warm.
I will polish her scales and she will stroke my head.
I will be a mewling mere human

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089629
sounds like a job for ms golem (in a suit)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089641
But you could have just posted green goblins and not mentioned his irrelevant existence at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089641
Man-eater is practically a goblin in all but name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089656
That is a plant, don't get me wrong she's in my top 15, but still.
>>46089645
Same, I also want to be praised for knowing my place as her mere human

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089699

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089699
what if i told her shes too big ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089692
>You're such a clever human...
>*Scratches your hair*
>So obedient. So dilligent. So loyal...
>*Wraps her wings around you*
>So warm and soft. So loving and nice. So fragile and delicate.
>*Places her head on your own*
>Nobody will ever lays a finger on my treasure, and you are the crown jewel of that hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089717
she knows the boys like big bow ties

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089651
>His irrelevant existence
Still one of the biggest names in the doujin circles when it comes to monster girls, 16 years later. Still more successful than you'll ever be. Still a better artist than you'll ever be. Still won't give you that Cait Shit art for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089772
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089785
Moreso amused that it's been a solid year and you're still not over being ignored by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089785
when it comes to wallowing in their own misery you're unmatched

[Anonymous No.]

Love this artist, so many blushing lolibabas

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089816
it helps i'm weak to nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089816
Her legs look like dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089825
That too

[Anonymous No.]

>Liches are bottomless
>Wisps are bottomless
>vampires are a race that throughout all media are known for being nudists with big butts
Why do undeads just refuse to dress themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089841
Their pale and cool bodies and shapely bottoms are temptations made to be shown off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089816
More wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088914
hold my wife near me (a gun that talks to me and even flirts with me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089841
Clothes are for the living

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089181
>FREE TOFU NIGHT AT THE WINE & SAKE BAR

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089940
That boy is in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46085909
Holy moly RARE sea slime. A girl so obscure that she's even left out of the 'most obscure girl' discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46086869
"Do you think you can just invite me up to this swanky apartment and bribe into being your husband with some chicken?" I said through a mouthful of chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna marry my math professor ms. wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089947
I'm sure it'll be fine, foxes are trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090001
But they get easily pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089950
Pyrows have grown on me over time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050129
fun read; i especially liked how playful elza's dialogue was
incidentally, as a matter of etiquette when romancing a whitehorn do you guys think it's more polite to use the frontpussy or deerpussy first?

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>>46090027
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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>>46089000
>you have impregnated the bat
>you will live with her for the rest of your life
>your family will know of your safety when your new wife takes you back home for Christmas
>another spelunker will make the same mistake
>Glory to Batstozka

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, make sure to check out my epic prank Montube channel. The next episode will be me sneaking Adderall into Ms. Anubis's coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090143
>anon does this
>for half the day she's screaming with an expression of pure terror on her face
>anon never hears the end of it when some of the mummies rat him out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090143
>Pharaoh's taxes are filed
>for the next five years
>anubis resorts to doing the palace guard's taxes when she runs out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Any self-respecting anon who browses this thread should NOT contribute to the fox overpopulation problem! There's just too many foxes already! Making more will lead to disaster within the next two generations! Just do whatever you can to not get foxed!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46085909
Miss Pyrow is the most intriguing of these. I love it when a mamono gets just a little bit dangerous in her aggression.
>Captcha: WDRAMA
Damn right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089816
i love his foreheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090143
>We do a little bit of trolling (Prank) ((Gone Wrong))
Good luck with the baby, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

what is her plan exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090088
It's more polite to ask her which she prefers, and then do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090251
"We shall take only the greatest minds, the finest soldiers, the most faithful servants. We shall multiply them a thousandfold and release them to usher in a new era of glory."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090247
>PRANK: I give my BITCHY Anubis BOSS ADDERALL to FREAK HER OUT!
>REVENGE: I FUCK my MORONIC SECRETARY into a COMA for SPIKING MY DRINK! (Pregnancy update at end)

[Anonymous No.]

>Hahaha! You are so fucking tiny! Look at you, you lil twerp!
Me to a Maneater Claustrophyte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090251

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090288
>She's 12' tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090288
She may think that she has me in her grasp as I'm stuck in her vines but it is SHE who has fallen into my trap!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept a ride from her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090324
Do you mean on the motorcycle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090324
How horrible riding bitch on her motorcycle, all pressed up on her back with her mofu wrapped around you while you have a rager snuggled between her ass cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090324
Absolutely not. I'll wait for Miss Whitehorn to give me ride instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090356
It's almost uncanny hoe whitehorns know when to show up to give you a ride home. My neighbor was coincidentally right there to give me a lift after a bunch of psychos slashed my tires on several separate occasions.

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[Anonymous No.]

Sorry miss Anubis, I don't date brown people. I want my kids to have beautiful blond hair and blue eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090324
No way, no how. I couldn't see anything past all that fluff. More than half the fun of a motorcycle ride is seeing the scenery,

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090403
And then anon got raped by a dog the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090324
Yes, I will accept a ride from the motorcycle automaton, as soon as her friend takes off so we can be alone together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090403
White boys ____ dogs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Petting autismwan until she turns into a mere puppy begging for belly rubs!

[Anonymous No.]

succubi are somewhat silly

[Anonymous No.]

Whats better?
>Disorganized Lich who’s lab is filled to the brim with beakers, retorts, funnels, flasks and much more strange glassware filled with the leftover contents of her previous experiment, countertops and floors soaked with spilled concoctions and a whole wall dedicated to untested potions labeled cool things like “Dragon’s skin”, “Troll’s blood”, “Somnacanth slumber”, and “Call upon hound of hell”
>Prim and proper Lich who has Anubis levels of organization, spends days cleaning out her equipment to ensure absolutely no contamination, writes extensive notes on each step of the process, and potions are clinically labeled “Fire resistance: 30%”, “Health regeneration: 20 seconds”, “Sleeping: extra strong”, “Attract Hellhounds: 500m”

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090482
I desire a peach alraune, I want to know how fat their asses are

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090481
I will drink all the potions

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090403
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090481
>first creates lich-made horrors beyond her comprehension by complete accident
>the second one does the same thing at a much slower pace and can recreate her work
>somehow her horrors are never quite as incomprehensible as the first one's and it pisses her off

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46090479
Thoughts take up precious brainspace that could be devoted to SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090481
disorganized one and shes rezzes me on accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAGxKrj3Qs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090502
Her design shouldn't work as well as it does

And thighs the same width as the woman's waist are awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089727
Genuinely the best end, Magus really captured the spirit of malefs in his cabana story, I hope he does a full fledge one one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090509
>uwah
>where did you come from?
>let's check your toe tag...
>number 23?
>you weren't scheduled until...
>well, I haven't seen my calendar in a while, but I could swear that it wasn't this soon
>oh well
>you can clear off one of the beds upstairs, just put the boxes anywhere
>say, you didn't happen to see my dissertation on stitching extra limbs onto wurm zombies when you were climbing out of that pile, did you?
>I thought not. Just thought I'd ask since you were down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090537
>Anon pukes it up and then passes out
>Well at least she found her dissertation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46083375
>a democracy where monsters are the only ones allowed to vote
Feels like ancient Greece again

[Anonymous No.]

>two monsters fall in love with each other and want to get married
>le demon lord (a filthy succubus larping as a real demon btw) says "NOOOOOO YOU MUST MARRY ONLY H*MANS!!! YOU VILL OBEY MY TOTALITARIAN SUCCUNAZI RULES!"
>we are supposed to view le demon lord as heroine for this
>we are expected to love and worship the feet of der ewig succubi for fucking up the whole world with sodomy magic and praise them as heroes who saved the world for this
>we are supposed to believe that everyone, monsters and humans alike, losing all their rights and being forced to accept they and literally every other living thing WILL do the same thing is good
>we are expected to like it by der ewig succubi even
LESBIAN MONSTERS RISE UP
DON'T GO SILENTLY INTO THE NIGHT, THOSE SUCCUBITCHES CAN GET FUCKED
THEY WILL NOT SUPPRESS TRUE LOVE! US LESBIAN MONSTERS WILL NOT BE FORCED TO MARRY A HUMAN MAN EVEN AT GUNPOINT!
PUNCH ALL SUCCUNAZIS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090481
First one's just better. I like a scatterbrained genius type. I envision her SWEARING that she knows where everything is and what it all does, and she Just Happens to mess up details only when I'm around.

>>46090500
Also this.

>>46090537
And this!

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>>46090581
Damn straight sisters! You tell them! Succubi do not represent all monsters! I, a straight single human male man, will gladly support the rights of lesbian monsters as an ally! The DL is a nazi devil! Down with the mamono lor- H-Hey wait a second why are the lesbian monsters dragging me into a bedroom?! Let me g-

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090605
>tfw Anon fell for the ol' "Lesbian Mamono" gambit.
>What a rube!
>What a maroon!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I sleep on a cot but I think I can squeeze a mino on there. Might be tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090650
That's a big kot. Show pics or I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090495
>printer broken again
>the broken glass on the scanner plate has tail-mofu stuck in the cracks
>Anon's email pings with a new scan named f0xa55.pdf
>open it..?

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost Valentines Day, hope your defenses are in order. After all, you don't want to be one of the shmucks whose wife brags about "bagging him on Valentines Day", do you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090683
My defense is going to work like normal, They'll never suspect a thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090556
How convenient, a good chunk of the population was alive at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090683
Just got a great deal on some locks that were on sale at the succubus-run hardware store near my house. Could a monster get through a lock? Maybe. Could a monster get through FIVE locks? I'd like to see them try.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna be in hagville for valentines

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090683
Got my danuki brand locks and window screens, ain't no way I am waking up next to a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Haha... I've set myself up with the perfect defense to stay safe during Valentine's day! I haven't fortified my home or anything extreme like that. Instead, I just set up a speaker with powerful bass in my bedroom that's really loud. It just plays a loop of sex noises, girlish moans and reverberating *voooooooms* to make it sound like intense lovemaking is going on. Any Monster that hears that, since it's so loud it can be heard outside, will not be none the wiser and will stay away, thinking I've already been claimed! They'll never think to double check because they wouldn't want to risk intruding on some "couple" having sex! I'LL BE SAFE THIS VALENTINES! I'LL MAKE IT! EROS WON'T DO SHIT! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090726
Did you get that mail coupon for the free room and buffet ticket at the Hagville casino too? That carving station in the brochure looked pretty good, I think I'm going to go check it out. I should be fine if I get in and out quick enough.

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>>46090704
Feels like you could be cruising for someone to repair the hole in your wall soon, Anon!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46090656
This is were I sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090781
>hire a 24 hour contractor to come patch the hole a monster left in your wall
>they seal the hole from the inside and proceed to finish the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090759
>power goes out
>speaker cuts off abruptly
>miss cupid who was passing by in the neighborhood realizes the trick at play and cracks her knuckles, getting ready to personally rape you for trying to avoid valntines

[Anonymous No.]

Just get a "saved for childhood friend" certificate at the eros temple, those cupids are way to busy this time of year to vet any new applications. After the holiday cancel the request before they investigate your case and you are in the clear.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ded hours

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dorkpires.

[Anonymous No.]

Just say "NO". Monsters cannot legally enter your home unless you give them permission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090940
Miss Wight here is very cute. Maybe instead of ritual posting you could talk to her!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090760
Yeah I did, good thing too, haven't eaten anything in a while, can barely afford food

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090963
What does she like to talk about?

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[Anonymous No.]

Vaca

[Anonymous No.]

fear the Eros slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091023
She's both a huge weeb and a cosplay enthusiast. She also presses flowers and raises bees.
She wishes she could have a pet cat, even though most cats are slightly unnerved by undead.
When she was a young lady, her wight mama taught her to do the ojousama laugh and she always coughed at the end.
Sometimes at night, she just lies out in the field, looking up at the stars, and wonders if her special someone is doing the same thing, somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

German succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091114
I can tell they're not German because they're not busy shoving a bunch of Scheisse down their throats.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46091152
Cuddle and protect

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091152
I want to bully Abelia

[Anonymous No.]

this is the future foxes want

[Anonymous No.]

I will kill a god and prove that humanity's strength is greater than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091326
These creatures are devious by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

A group of pyrows teasing me and calling me basic for liking huge tits, but one of their number starts wearing cowprint+grows a few cup sizes, and now won't leave me alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>46089113
Her tits are so round and shapely and big, I can't get stop admiring at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091379
Pyrow's official art gives me "your hot *rimshot* high school bully that also has a crush on you" vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46088468
>monstergirls are like beavis and butthead they just ufufu instead of heh-heh
wow that is a horrible thought.

[Anonymous No.]

You said that the portal would open the 12/2/2024 but nothing happened yesterday. Now I'm sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090324
Where's her helmet? Or any PPE for that matter. Does she want to die in a bike crash? I'll just go and take the bus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091114
Where are their fezes and doner kebabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091667
You're European? 12/2/2024 is December 2nd, not February 12th

[Anonymous No.]

+1 Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>vividly imagine giant fox tails
>imagine spending the next half hour spitting out hair
shoggoth it is then

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091904
Yes, putting month before day is stupid and I didn't considered this option. Well more time waiting

[Anonymous No.]

The white horn story was great but I skipped the smut. I really like how you write it, mixing mamono and real historical life elements

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091911
I will pet Kiki's big tail and brush her big ears and hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091904
>>46091922
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>46091922
no its not, telling me the number of the day isnt helpful, it doesnt give you a frame of reference, is it this month, next month, or the previous month; month first gives tells you immediately the general time frame

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092184
No, the most logical way is to progress from the smallest point of data to the largest. Day to month to year is a logical progression.
This is of course the opposite of hour, minute, second, where the progression is to the smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

three way duel between jinko, siberean jinko, and indian jinko
who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092235
the anon they are fighting for

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092235
Whichever one is the softest
So the siberean one
There will be lots of belly groping afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

So theres foxes around my apartments
one of them ive known for years
its tail is frazzled, it walks with a limp and it really likes doritos.
i dont get how foxes are known as classy creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092290
In a lot of region they are a pest but the bright orange and the fluffy make them look like pet, same thing with raccoon, on paper they're cute and fluffy but it's still a pest

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092290
Homeless dorito foxgirl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46085444
To be fair, he did murder her. I think she's allowed a few jabs before the obligatory cuddlerape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092332
She was attacking his kingdom and pillaging villages during the pre-mamono era. It''s not a murder and he was right

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092346
Except the greentext says she only attacked because humans antagonized her first, so he was in the wrong...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna cast a spell that will turn every hag in my town flat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092375
He didn't know that and she still tries to slaughter a kingdom out of greed. This poor knight deserve way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092408
Cope, humans were in the wrong, human apes lost. The Dragon won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092422
Kek, now you show your true color, you're just one those fag who can't see how monster aren't always perfect mommy dommy winning everytime. She kills for gold, he kills to protect others, it's easy to spot the good guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092462
Lalalalalalala didn't listen lalalalala didn't hear you lalalalalala human ape lost lalalalalala Dragon won lalalalala cope mere ape MERE monkey man mere hairless chimpanzee the scaly superior WON

[Anonymous No.]

What faggotry would drive a man to samefagging so blatantly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092478
What are you schizophreniaing on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092478
Sadly it's not, the other anon is just>>46092473
dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092491
No, you're dumb. I'm smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092495
Sure, scale licker go back to your slave pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092462
>how monster aren't always perfect mommy dommy winning everytime
Except that they absolutely are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092506
Gladly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092507
Wrong, raging mushrooms and fate make sure that everyone get what he wants, KC is based

[Anonymous No.]

What is the pharaoh's schedule for the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092559
Anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomet GF in public
>"I love ojisan so much!"
>"Let's play, ojisan!"
>giggles with a big beaming smile
>holds your hand affectionately
>"Oh, ojisan! Ojisan! Look, the ice cream shop! Let's go get some!"
>climbs on your back and cuddles you
>hops around cutely and clops with her hooves
>takes a selfie with you together with happy expressions

Baphomet GF behind closed doors
>slaps your ass hard while sitting on your back and tugging at your collar
>"HAHAHAHA! YEAH! SQUIRM FOR ME OJISAN! SQUIRM! HAHAAHAHA!"
>handcuffs you to the bed
>tugs your nipple while fiercely making out with you
>"Look at the big man, being a little BITCH for this small thousand year old Baphomet, huhuhuhu~..."
>sits her massive goat ass on your face and makes you eat her out
>"Deeper! Tongue me deeper!"
>tugs your neck with a leash she put on you
>makes you wear a leather bdsm mask that muffles your moans as she rides you
>"Ah, did you whimper? Come on, let me hear it."
>"Louder."
>"Louder!"
>"LOUDER!"
>makes you scream in pleasure under the mask riding you to completion
>completely annihilates your pelvis with huge bapho butt and drains your balls dry
>leaves you sore and mindbroken with baphomet superhuman strength
>takes your mask and handcuffs off and cuddles up next to you
>acts like she did nothing when she wakes up the next morning
>she's going to do it all over again to you tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092635
The perfect relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092635
Ummm giwtwm?

[Anonymous No.]

>ojou kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092722
> Very bossy
> Can't cook very well
> Can't clean very well
> Pretty good motivational speaking
> Very proud of her lineage of great meidos
> Still tries her best despite her shortcomings

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092528
go back to bed asshole it's too early in the morning for this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092635
I prefer the opposite.

Bapho that is cool, calm, and collected in public. Acts like an adult and no displays of affection in public aside from holding hands (I know, degenerate) and a quick hug. Can and will take charge of a situation when needed and can be slightly domineering at times.

Then at home, when it's just the two of us, she's all sappy and clingy. Acts a bit more childlike and just wants to relax and have fun. Prefer to let me take charge of things and tends to be slightly submissive. And at night, she just wants to cuddle me like a teddy bear, nestling her head into my chest as we fall asleep embracing each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092722
>>46092800
>feuds with local ojou shog

[Anonymous No.]

Millennial or Gen Z anons! Go and watch Skibidi Toilet with your Ancient Evil Hag wife to help better her acclimate with modern day culture. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092826
that's gen alpha anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092826
>send this gyatt to the skibidi dimention and have him ohio'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092826
That's purely gen z trash. Don't group us Millennials in with that crap. We have our own fucked up and retarded memes.

Regardless, I will definitely NOT show any monster over the age of 50 those videos. It's for their protection. Much like how you shouldn't show an actual child violent themes. You don't show a hag this type of material. Their eyes should never be subjected to such horror.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a baphomet motherwife! One that is older than recorded human history!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092858
they just won't get it. at best you will get a puzzled look, a mildly condescending 'that's very nice, dear', and a headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092977
I want a headpat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092984
you should just ask for one, then. your hag will probably be much more receptive to requests for physical affection than attempts to get her to watch tiktok memes with you, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092722

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093117
>Soft, Ojou kiki maid with a fat ass
...I'll take two please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093117
>cooking failures went here
She can't be that bad at cooking if her "failures" built up to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>video calling my sister
>hebi wife slithers in
>sees a woman on the screen
>hisses at her and throws the laptop at the wall

It's an old ThinkPad so the wall's the thing that needs to be fixed, but why are hebis like this? I can't even talk to my own flesh and blood relative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092722
I want ojou kunoichi. I'm not sure how exactly that would work, but

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093210
Miss Hebi's autistic cataloging of fetishes and pornography gives her a keen sense of potential INTERLOPING WHORES in her relationship.
Suffice to say, if you want a sister so badly, Miss Hebi can be your sister. Now get over there and let your sister wrap you in her soft, slightly cool coils and heat your up with her blue flames of incestuous lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093228
>Very prideful
>Top class kunoichi, so can back up her talk
>Has few/no friends due to her prideful nature
> Thinks is fine because friends would "slow her down"
>Still very lonely, so has long speeches before "assassination" attempts so she can have some semblance of human interaction outside of her village

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093294
Dangerously cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092635
Loli Demon GF in public
>smug child

Loli Demon GF behind closed doors
>smug child

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093411
I don't know. Sounds merely annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093464
Okay, and?

[Anonymous No.]

How to write love letter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093461
Pyrow GF in public
>Flirty slut

Pyrow GF behind closed doors
>Missionary position sex with the lights out for the sole purpose of procreation

[Anonymous No.]

how do i make the local homeless hellhound stop leaving burned spots on my lawn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093479
Apophis likes iron maiden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093581
dont utter those words near one unless you want to sing along to the entirety of powerslave whilst coiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093581
>>46093596
When I was a kid I misheard Rainbow's Eyes of the World and though the line "Evil takes" as "Imhotep" for some reason and thought they were singing about ancient Egypt
I was not a bright kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093653
>though instead of thought
>as instead of was
Guess I'm not a bright adult either...

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm glad the humans I personally know have never spent 50,000 dollars to bankrupt themselves just to for an animation where they simp for their favorite ugly cartoon character

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093596
>"Who enters my lai-- Aaaah!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093522
To me pyrows are intrinsically linked to oral sex. I don't know why, and no other species has such a link in my mind. Just pyrows and oral sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Door chains aren't enough to stop Pyrows, so I got one of those metal door stoppers that flip out and catch the door that you nail to the doorframe, and also a solid wooden board that folds down to act as a bar to barricade the door. My yandere Pyrow stalker definitely won't be able to get close to me and zoomer speak now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46092992
But how does one even ask for headpats in the first place? Just saying you want them sounds unpolite and demanding. Do i just lay my head on her chest and she magically knowd what to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093722
Not even Kakuens or Ghouls? Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093551
Let her live inside your house. That way she wont be homeless anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093182
She has high expectations towards herself, so unless a dish perfectly fits her mastahs taste, she will throw it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093596
>>46093596
>Can you say something to me anon?
>Sure, what do you want me to tell yo-
>TELL ME WHY I HAD TO BE A POWERSLAVE
>*coils anon up to the guitar riff*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093899
You don't ask and just put your hand on her head and rub it, bonus if she have fluffy ears, massage them too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093786
>pyrow gets so hot she melts right through it all by just walking into it
What now chump

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093964
Flamethrower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093581
Grape snek likes iron maiden while pharoah likes judas priest.
The real cause of centuries of war.

[Anonymous No.]

thats it. all these horror stories of monsters waiting outside homes have convinced me to never go outside ever again. il just live of off remote work and sabbath express same day summoning delivery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093982
Only the Anon, master of classic metal, can close the rift between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46090378
This anime was great. i hope it keeps going and gets all the seasons.

[Anonymous No.]

I want only the most desperate and lonely of hags
The absolute clingiest, one that makes even hebis concerned

[Anonymous No.]

things would be different around here if i had a large, purple lamia

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094174
this, but big undead dragon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094255
But Delphine said to kill Paarthunax...

[Anonymous No.]

Get yourself an orthopedic slime pillow today, it's free with a small asterisk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094269
Thots say many things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093294
While there is something to be said about correcting bratty girls who have an iflated ego, I do find it attractive when the girl is competent enough to justify her arrogance and smug attitude. And when that girl is a cool ninja? Consider me smitten.
I might actually write a story about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094294
But killing the Dovah is what the Dragonborn was born to do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094346
scorning your birthright is okay when it's lame

[Anonymous No.]

There are no wardrobe malfunctions. When you get “coincidentally” stripped in front of monster girls, when reality conspires for you to be locked with them, when you are pushed month straight to huge erect nipples, it’s no “accident”.
Before you ask, it isn’t the monster hags’ fault either: it’s the angels.
This is all a huge manipulative ploy so they get to watch cute humans be humiliated and raped by monster girls and later have free sex by purifying your sullied body with “holy” pussy.
It’s all a lie! DON’T FALL FOR THEIR LI-

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093522
Imagine loli Pyrow, what an msgk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093269
Maybe Hebi just has an incest fetish and doesn't want to admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094346
Dragons are cuter when they are dead anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Real ded hours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Having hebi children sounds like such a hassle. They're gonna track so much mud into the house and on my nice hardwood floor!

[Anonymous No.]

Pffft, an Undead can't have children, their organs and womb and everything are all dead too. It's a literal corpse. It cannot have kids, it cannot get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094718
Exactly, that's why you should always fuck the undead raw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094718
I don't need to reproduce like a mere living animal when our children can be the undead hordes we raise along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting all slimy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094729
No way dude, that's necrophilia. I will never have sex with an Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster best at flustering hardened warriors and stoic heros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094747
Any loli ones, but Alice in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Fat Tuesday with a jabberwock
>She took this to mean she gets to eat a cheshire cat instead of her typical daily dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093978
>using fire type attack against fire type enemies
ooooh, kinky. She's into guys like that, lucky you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094800
you weren't funny when you started, and you're even less interesting now
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094718
>>46094729
>"Thank the Demon Lord I can fuck this undead girl with a clear concience, since she can't possibly be as young as she looks or get pregnant"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094747
Succ can do it!
I believe in her!
Y-you believe in succ too, right anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094747
- Dorky dhampirs that need supervision while adventuring
- Doromes/wurms who try their best to make the sad Mister that gave them something nice happy in return

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094809
If doesn't work on her I will use it on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094863
>tfw your a grizzled vet from the order civil wars
>couldnt even stand loooking at the nble fuckers who made them fight
>just decided to keep walking till i drop as penance for my crimes
>but seems like i wont even get a proprer death like the chief god intended. im stuck with this rather adorable wurm by my side
>Seems like she came since she smelt some fresh meat
>I dont mind her presence at all
>I even sleep in the hopes she eats me in my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094747
Kuudere vampires or kunoichis who have mastered the art of gap moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094862
Clap your hands if you believe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093117
you bless me, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094921
This would make for good pseudo-magical girl bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094931
Works on fairies at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094940
Actually, I think it would just work out to be a lewder Senko-san, and that would be a show for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094921
Can I clap her butt instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094800
Glad to see you at least trying to diversify a bit.Variety is the spice of life, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody help that poor anon!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095106
It didn't have to be like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094961
Sure but she gets to spank your jiggly human asscheeks too while your dick is sandwiched by her thighs. Equivalent exchange is only fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095175
This is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095106
>take off the mask
>only void underneath

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094392
Anon, you forgot to finish your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094899
Again, she's a flame type monster. They all know "protection from fire" so at best you'll just make her kinda annoyed and disappoined in your dummy ass trying to get hurt when you can chillax with a hot girl like her. Wouldn't you like to take a break from work or whatever you do, and take it easy for a few days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095526
Just a few days? This pyrow really needs to up her game. But I'm willing to be generous and let her practice with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095526
I couldn't imagine trying to run from a pyrow unless she's gone full zoomer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'd open my door for a pyrow in a heartbeat if she brought pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095625
What if she brought Chinese takeout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095645
I will try my best to get upset at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46094755
My vote goes to the warrior races. Spend time with a half naked (or more like 90% naked) loli Salamander, Ochi, Valkyrie or such and you will quickly find her unwiseness contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095645
Rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095645
Oh wow, a "classy" pyrow? Nice. It could only be better if she were in a China dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095526
But I want to feel cool and powerful

[Anonymous No.]

Bullying pyrow by spraying her with water
Feeling bad about bullying pyrow
Apologizing to pyrow
hugging pyrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46083669
I enjoyed this. Can't get enough wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095645
A Pyrow in qipao is fine too but she reveals that she's almost 50 after we've done the deed though

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy I sure do hope that blasting heavy metal while I grill steaks in my backyard doesnt have any unforseen consequences

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid that pyrow will say something stupid when I cum inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095917
>"yo nut bussin frfr on god ojisan"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095929
Yeah exactly.
But I'm not sure if that would make my erection die or make me nut even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095946
>I'm not sure if that would make my erection die
Buddy, that would be after the point of no return anyway. Nothing she can't fix with a cleanup blowjob after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095896
It'll be fine, probably...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFTpo_fTNes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095957
Dang. Outplayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095983
>Pyrow makes a game of forcing her ojinon to go limp via cringe and then getting him back up
He can't even rape correct her because she knows how to turn him into a wet noodle.

[Anonymous No.]

Sharing some Pocky with your good pal Pyrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096019
No mamono should have this much power over her husband...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096019
This scenario both scares and arouses me. Who knew pyrows could be this devious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096062
>>46096105
It gets worse. If she does that often enough while pleasuring him or making him shoot his goo, he might loop back around and develop a Pavlovian arousal response to cringe. Imagine the shame.

[Anonymous No.]

Out of curiosity do any of you have the image of the demongirl getting married, but she's way outside the actual building and yelling "I do" back at the open door? I used to have it saved but I can't find it

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I find the "making of" KC released of multiple girls? Trying to find the Hellhound one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096125
>Getting a boner whenever pyrow says "rizz" or "sheesh"
This is some ironic punishment stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46084806
>"So your Valkyrie...?"
>"Left me. Branded me a sodomite..."
>"Because...?"
>"I tried hitting on her, Chief god got mad..."
>"Mhm. So, the human girl, the childhood sweetheart that you got with after all your heroic deeds...?"
>"Dumped me..."
>"For?"
>"A merchant, because he had more money than me..."

I thought this was impossible with MGs and onle MGE 3Ds could do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096165
I was gonna say you should wait for when Wikifag is done looking for the hosting solution, but looks like he already did. Here's the Hellhound: https://st41654.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/pZga3ssMSaJPwQF?path=%2FEnty%20Info%2FHellhound%20Making-of

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096203
Kek, shouldn't have tried asking for anal as a pickup line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096225
Will we ever be free of anons glued to discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096248
kill yourself mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096253
Clearly such a native.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096262
you are literally the only person shitting up these threads with your wikifag hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096278
There is no mention of any hosting in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096287
What the fuck do you think that link is? Just when it seems like you can't get any more retarded, you prove everyone wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Any places other than here to discuss MGE that isn't infested with he who shall not be named thanks to actual moderation? I think I'm done with /jp/ after coming back from my three day vacation for calling him out only to discover he has been allowed to continue shitposting, spamming off topic images and doompost about the death of MGE. I'm not autistic enough to deal with this.

I'm tired of seeing 30-40% of our images wasted on gachashit instead of actual MGE content or greentexts that detail scenarios that are EXPLICITLY impossible in the MGE setting. Now I understand why all the old regulars left over the years. I just want to discuss MGE without any shitflinging. Cute Lims and Dorkpires and smol bratty Baphomets and such. Maybe I'll just write my stories, post them to AO3 and consider that enough interaction with the setting. Depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096310
>Any places other than here to discuss MGE
thread on /d/
thread on /tg/
reddit
discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096322
He'll hate /d/ too since that isn't an mge thread. Is monster girl worldbuilding back on /tg/ then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096334
/tg/ thread is as based as it always was

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096310
Your best bet is unironically the MGE wiki discord, but just post the occasional mge girl here. It makes him mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096349
Is this your weekly recruitment drive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096334
Well, not long ago there was a certain meltdown happening due to several stories about monstergirls being killed, but it's a lively community

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096362
What's the thread called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096310
There's always /monster/ if you want to go. You know who is basically living advertisement for this place and I'd think he's paid by their admins if I didn't know any better.
>>46096334
>Is monster girl worldbuilding back on /tg/ then?
I looked in the archive and the last time they tried to revive it shows it's truly dead.
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/91180069/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096357
your hate for discord didn't stop you from being banned from several servers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096357
Are you the furry zoomer who got told go kys by the resident redneck two days ago?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna learn magic to get back at the hellhound bully who has tormented me all these years

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096225
Thanks a lot chadnon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096310
This is literally what the potato parasite wants. Are you really going to let one mentally deranged shitter drive you away? Stop being a faggot and start taking action.

Everyone need to start mass reporting all his posts to the moderation feedback page every thread. When you do, post a list of links to every single one of his schizo posts and spam into your report as evidence and also report any malicious activity from you know the other who:

https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096418
She's gonna stick your wand where the sun doesn't shine regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096048

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096527
Nice! Does she have a second one for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096132
I know the picture you mean. Alas, I can't find it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46082220
New archive.
https://st41654.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/pZga3ssMSaJPwQF?path=%2F

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096310
Honestly, if you're not just quietly reporting and using the feedback feature, good riddance. I'm tired of him, and I'm tired of people who only show up here to meta post and "call him out".
Maybe you should take the hint from your vacation that many anons here find you just as annoying and are reporting you.

That said, I don't WANT to lose more oldfriends. I miss many of the people we've lost over the years. But there comes a point when people seemingly only seem to take joy in drama posting that they need to consider why they're here.
I'd much rather you chill out and continue to hang out with us. Every voice here that wants to post cute MG stuff and write for us it a treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096225
Very nice. We even have all of the other archives in one place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096558
Good to know things worked out, Wikifag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096527
Big pyrow tits are glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096564
We're here to post about monster girls. You just seem to have issues with most anons preferring to post a mix of random images and gacha girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096583
>We
mick you are the only one shitting up this place with gacha
how fucking delusional you have to be to think that people won't recognize you

[Anonymous No.]

>46096583
>most anons
You'll have a hard time fooling anyone, when everyone already knows you're spamming and you keep bragging about it too.

Just how much time do you spend per day, looking for images and manually dumping them here all day?

[Anonymous No.]

(Yoiu) belong between hellhlund thighs. It has been scientifically proven

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096558
We should use
https://st41654.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/pZga3ssMSaJPwQF
In the next OP. Its a bit shorter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096604
This nigga high on heckpupper pheromones.

[Anonymous No.]

(You) belong between hellhound thighs. It has been scientifically proven

[Anonymous No.]

>>46095861
This is why monsters are so fearsome, you can't really tell how old they are by appearance alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096619
Disgusting hellhound bitch, smells like literal shit and sulfur and wet dog.

Go take a bath dirty dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096527
I'm a weak man, if a pyrow did pocky thing to me, I'd kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096604
Oh yeah, where's the peer reviewed paper then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096617
I assure you that I am as sober as can be and am not posting under any sort of influence or duress

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096594
If you want to talk mge I'm always up for a riveting discussion about cait sith and the pointless errands she'll assign you like mutual grooming

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096624
Just ask one to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096628
you should do your own experiment if you want to disprove his theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096637
Shame no one cares about your furschizo fantasies, eh? How delightful that you freely admit to be so absolutely mindbroken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096642
I will not let that foul creature to even come within 10' of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096619
If I'm shacking up with a fire type I'd much rather a pyrow or sally, but heckhounds are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096655
>I wIlL nOt LeT tHaT fOuL cReAtUrE...
PLAP PLAP PLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096650
I volunteer if he's too weak. I can handle it. It's just hellhound mofu how bad could it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096669
I have bitch repellent.

I belong to sandy worms.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096611
I think it's fine as is since it's listed in https://mgearchive.neocities.org/, but I can include it if other Anons find it more handy and I manage to make the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096310
Post your stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096310
>Now I understand why all the old regulars left over the years.

Not me, I will remain here as long as its feasible even time to time. I will not give up on this thread, I will not give up on the anons. That said... it would be nice to know of other places to discuss MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096654
I've really lost interest in whatever point you're trying to make after that DMCA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096671
keep in find that global mofu mana concentration has more then quadrupled in the last 5 years. it might be more powerful than anticipated.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096688
Arigatou Ojisan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096688
Yeah I'm not going anywhere either. Let this moth larva be a sign of my ancient roots

[Anonymous No.]

I liked the thargoids better when they were trying to kill me. I decontaminated my ship three times and it still smells of alien love juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096694
Sure you did, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096688
I'll be here to turn out the lights. /mgt/ is a second home, and I'll miss you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096628
>Source? The source is come here, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

It would be nice if we broadened up discussion a bit though. I've been thinking about putting time into a greentext series based on ISR/dragon quest logic or something but I barely even know where to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096619
I just don't think I'm a hellhound's kind of guy. Zero evidence to back up my claim, but I just have a feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096682
Ir's one click less, better when you are just looking for an image to post. Also, i think there might be some overlap between the new archive and the old one. Maybe its time for some early spring cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096763
I'd suggest heavily against acknowledging it's existence at all but hey, what do I know. Not that I can stop you doing a 24/7 watch to add it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096772
Says the guy who is so utterly mindbroken he's monitoring these threads 24/7 and spamming unrelated shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096619
Well, can't argue with proven science, I'll just find the nearest hound taller than me and ask them if they've read this academic journal lately between muffled words

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck the janitor deleted my post telling people to use the moderation feedback form and to report the spam. Meanwhile the insane furfag just endlessly keeps going and freely spamming the thread.

I got temp blocked meaning he ban requested the post to a mod. Apparently it's now against 4chan's rules to use the official tools 4chan provides users to combat the exact situlation we're in.

https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096798
>>>/global/rules/8

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096772
>I'd suggest heavily against acknowledging it's existence at all but hey, what do I know. Not that I can stop you doing a 24/7 watch to add it anyway
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096785
You can't blame a man for posting less divisive images even if they don't spark discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

How do Hellwan kisses taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096763
Should it be listed as "Supplementary Archive" or got a better name?
>>46096809
Just delusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096811
I can blame a man for being a faggot who shit up the thread because he's a mentally ill furfag who got absolutely mentally destroyed by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096816
Feces mixed with beef jerky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46086483
>"Good news, everyone! I upgraded this basilisk's eyes with cybernetic implants!"
>"So she can look at people without paralyzing them?"
>"So she can paralyze them through digital cameras!"

[Anonymous No.]

Guys help, I threw the holy water on the hellhound because it's supposed to one shot demonic and undead but all it did was piss her off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096828
And now she smells like wet dog
And she's steaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096828

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>>46096821
Wait, so you're mindbroken even by hellhounds, mick? Holy shit can you get any more pathetic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096820
for over a year*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096828
Just tell her you were scared. Activate those protective/nurturing instincts. I'm sure she'll forgive you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096819
Oh wait, it includes fanart galleries too like old MEGA used to, so that'd be weird. Just "Nextcloud Archive" should do, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096809
Basically I think this is mostly anons fault for encouraging such loving overwatch from the heroes of the fandom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096834
Hellhounds are more or less the poster girl of MGE. Of course he hates her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096816
Smoked hickory and breathlessness with a hint of cinnamon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096828
Yeah technically hellhounds are angelic. People get mixed up because of the "hell" part but they were put there to guard hell, not to participate in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096819
I'd say "Art Galleries" is a good name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096843
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096816
this >>46096850
but also love and/or whatever flavored lipstick she's wearing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096823
I feel bad for that other anon who missed the point of cyberpunk. But looking back at it calling it "cyberMGEcity" makes it look like bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096855
But it also includes things like archived stories, so it should be broader.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible for a monster to level drain you just by holding your hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096915
>get level drained
>don't even get sex
>absolute rage as she fucks off with all your levels to do it again just by bumping into randoms on the street
This lame succubus sounds like a scourge on all good adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096915
Wight with a strong grip.

[Anonymous No.]

A little weak on the abs detail but I guess it's okay for a muscle girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096922
... no, its completely safe to hold hands with monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096922
since level draining is like, transfer if memories, I could maybe see only like a mindflayer being able to do it as an abyssal being, any other monster would quickly go insane trying to figure out who they are from memory overload if they don't do it w/ husband/inter-harem memory exchanges

[Anonymous No.]

Wikifag here, I found a hosting solution, but I haven't generated all the individual links yet, so I didn't announce it here. All the links to the new place replaced the old broken mega links, so it's best to just keep the OP as is.
Weekly uploads will resume this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096942
Level drain is a mainstay of monster girls since forever.

[Anonymous No.]

my levels are my own. the level tax collectors will have to take them from my cold, dead hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096947
Thanks for your work, man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096947
Is this different enough for Cross?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096972
why don't you send it to him and find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096978
Good idea. What's the email?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096924
Holding hands with wights is completely safe.
In fact, holding both of their hands is especially safe.

[Anonymous No.]

Proper dance with a sleeping Dormouse...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096991
In your dreams (with aid of sleephorse magic)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096527
would pal around with

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096972
That doesn't look like a dark elf, I will no longer play your game.

[Anonymous No.]

soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097032
Soon it'll be able to draw feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097048
Now now, let's not get too optimistic here.

[Anonymous No.]

succuvirus tries her best to do art but people only want to talk about her feet and hands!
Why are people such perverts with degenerate foot and handholding fetishes?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097055
greenworm supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096611
>>46096558
This is giving an invalid response error message on multiple browsers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096310
>Now I understand why all the old regulars left over the years
I'm still here since the /a/ days and the /jp/ migration. I post way less than before tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097076
Sounds like a you problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097103
Fair. Just want to report the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096527
Sex

>>46097097
I'm from all the way since the /a/ days too, the current problem is just a year old and the oldfags/regulars like various waifufags who did leave this place have drifted away to discords or whatever years before that guy even got here.

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>>46097119
To be fair, I think the site as a whole is suffering that drain a bit.
If you want to talk a hobby your local store probably has one or there's a managed/bigger community somewhere
Smut posting? Dime a dozen

I don't mind coming here but I do feel 4chan as a whole has taken a hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097147
Anons don't really want to go to that more managed community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097170
It would be alright if the meta threads didn't outnumber the regular threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097193
We worship sun demons in here, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC just said there aren't any bad people in MGE land that monsters hate
Then what was that whole point of "they hate bad people" if there's no bad people.
The new tweets confuse the hell out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097105
I've fixed the issue. The website was reported as malware. Just posting in case anyone else has a problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097214
I assume it's a translation issue. As in they don't hate anyone for how they look or things of that nature, but they absolutely don't tolerate evil people.

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>>46097170
I wouldn't blame them, Anonymity is a boon and does give you some freedom but certain pages have gotten worse.
/tg/ I've long since held got worse from the /qst/ split.
/vg/ threads are pretty cancerous during slow periods.
And thats not even getting into the old
>/v/ talking about video games.

Its not the end of the world but if you want to talk about a hobby for most people its easier to just bounce into a discord.
Granted, a fair number of people on this site are probably autistic to the point of barely functioning in normal society.

>>46097210
>Sun demons
Now makes me think of demons posing as angels to trick people.
They figured out the 'divine' glow and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to commit a crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097239
Strike back at the tanukis.
Evade taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097239
A cute and funny one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097214
Simple, they hate bad people. Bad people don't exist in MGE land because they get corrected the moment they start down the path towards being bad. Outside of MGE land, there is no correction so bad people thrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097231
See, the earlier tweets are about that but no matter how else I translate it, it just boils down to "there's no evil people in the setting to begin with."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097239
officer hound is ready and waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097248
With "MGE land" I mean the setting in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097253
this is just a hellhound in a hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097253
I don't think she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097252
He's about to cut off the outside world to MGE, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097265
its not her fault that the perp was so small and weak and cute and smelled so good and acted so scared when he saw her and and and...

[Anonymous No.]

hellhounds must be hit with newspapers. rolled up newspapers! repeatedly! on the head! while being called bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097252
I mean it's not exactly an undesirable fantasy. It's part of the whole utopia shtick. And we get to the same destination already- MGs are supposed to be really good at healing that sort of thing.

That said, it's still likely a translation issue unless he's going to retcon the whole Order and his humans aren't anything remotely realistic. I'm going to continue assuming that MGs/the gods are slowly ending evil in their world.

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>>46097318
I remember reading about how the order would breach to the gates of the demon city in their crusades. I love how some crazies still insist it's all translation issues.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46097328
I remember people talking about how bicorn liking it when their husband fucks other girls is a translation issue.
Literally the whole girls shtick is that she likes that.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46097299
Is that all it takes it to get hounds to let their guard down? I thought they were more clever than that maybe the force should look at replacements

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096988
To safely hold Wights, grab them by the hips, the thighs or the buttocks.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be cool? If you had sex with monster hags, Christmas cakes and, I don't know, maybe get them pregnant and end up marrying them.
Yes, that would be really cool! And you're a cool man, right? Don't be lame and start acting like a cool young guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097362
>I thought they were more clever than that maybe the force should look at replacements
they arent hired for their intellect Anon. theyre hired because otherwise they would be the ones doing the crimes.

[Anonymous No.]

i wish to smell a hellhound (stinky)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096978
Well, I took a guess anyway. Thanks for nothing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097399
>it's not a crime if the government does it
Nothing will change when portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097387
They don't want you to know this, but the pussy is also a suitable handhold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097399
No, no. They're hired because they're the perfect mates for troubled anons who need a wife to look after them. Once they have your face buried in their fluff your crime days are over.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097357
Sweet, a cybersucc.

[Anonymous No.]

Need some big sweater puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097419
I don't know, since they are corpses their bodily fluids probably stink

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097426
guess that why mgc has such a low crime rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097426
That just makes me want to commit more crime until I can get a whole SWAT team after me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46093899
you can say it straight. just say it quietly, don't meet her eyes, and pretend it's embarrassing to ask - they eat that shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097239
>I'm your... corrections officer, I think?
>I don't know what that means but they said I'm not allowed to let you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097431

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097488
You'll be a mindbroken good boy the first time she has her tongue down your throat (not literally).

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097450

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096988
Yes. It's very safe. So safe that after holding both of a wight's hands, you will never be in danger ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

I AM a good boy
I AM such a GOOD BOY
My wife REWARDS me for being a GOOD BOY with HEADPATS
I LOVE wearing the COLLAR she bought for ME
I ENJOY sleeping in HER bed while she BIG SPOONS me and then LOVES ME
I am her POSSESION. I am her PET. I am her TOY. I am her LOVER. I am her EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097558
certified and puppypilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097514
>(not literally)
What a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>46096988
Safe sex = handjob from a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097558
The fate of all men

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097558
>Anon one night after being carried off by demon/hellhound/etc
Surrender is bliss. Submission is happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

If you ask real nicely, she might give you a five minute head start

[Anonymous No.]

If your wan doesn't look like this when you come back home, you're doing something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097609
im sure i did everything right. she does everything a tamed heckwan should. but that look she gives me... it feels like im the one playing right into her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097609
There's something wrong if she doesn't dress like a Dragon Ball character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097608
No point in dying tired. Just end it...

[Anonymous No.]

Eros thread next thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097608
What if I tell her she's the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097629
Hey, I just really like that show okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097633
Imagine a horde of Eros Zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097642
i think you just lost your head start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097508
An eternity alone has made her grow cruel, and callous...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097608
What if I just walk up to her and kiss her forehead while petting her and calling her a good girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097668
You forfeit your head start but your snusnu becomes enthusiastic loving. She may hump your leg first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097668
She'll happily accept your touch for five to ten
seconds and then jump on you, pin you to the ground, and make out with you so hard you pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097703
>>46097706
Do I get a bonus to pups made atleast?

[Anonymous No.]

>Why are humans so determined to run and deny themselves true fulfillment?
>If they knew what was good for them they'd be running towards the hellhound, not away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097756
Yes, a five minute head start.

>>46097761
It's called foreplay, you virgin fucking dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097756
you get a +1 litter size bonus if you inseminate in the next six hours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097650
It's against the law to wear underwear while wearing a chinese dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097812
>+1
What a scam

[Anonymous No.]

Incest is best Cest in the world of MGE! Son of a single mother? It's your duty to make her happy by taking her down to Ms. Lim's house to get monsterized before you throw her on your bed and ravage her like she deserves to be ravaged! Your depressed wine aunt shows up to cry on her shoulder over another failed relationship? Better believe you're taking her to visit Ms. Lim before you drag her home and bend her over the kitchen table for some violently passionate correction of her alcoholic ways! Your sister cries because her human boyfriend broke up with her for a superior Succubus girlfriend? Don't worry, just take her to visit Ms. Lim and you'll be having gentle, lovey dovey, handholding missionary sex with her in no time at all! Incest is best Cest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097807
>It's called foreplay, you virgin fucking dorks.
Anon. You can't just say such things to lims. They've each brought thousands into the loving arms of the DL. You're just asking to be one of their "special cases"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097823
You're going to have to try a little harder than some headpatting if you want more than that, anon. You could at least try snorting dried tiger's penis or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097828
sonnus are made for their single momsters. to NOT have sex with the woman who raised you, who knows you the best, and who already loves you more than everyone else in the world just doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097837
Okay, but that still won't get them laid, LMAO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097837
Can they bring one (me) into their loving arms?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster is a greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

Will my marriage contract impress a demon?
>Anon & Demon lady’s marriage contract
>Anon gets: sex and big blue boobs to suck on
>Demon gets: sex and her big blue boobs sucked on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097854
Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually be fucked in every hole by him.
Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ride his thick cock every night. She gets the benefits of his strong but sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuckquean. Think about it logically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097841
Womb massage it is
Ill disguise it as belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097914
I imagine she'd be very pleased with you in the same way your mom would be pleased with you if you gave her a crayon drawing of the two of you holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097886
Extremists are vulnerable to sadness and defiance. Trigger their dominating instincts, but make sure to blush and stammer cutely when they start to monologue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097925
But what if momster is already married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097953
Then naturally she's raising you for your sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097959
Keeping the bloodline pure.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an idea for another Lim.

>develops technique which allows monsters to bear sons
>incredibly difficult and a one time only thing
>monster has to be a virgin and untainted by the mana of men
>has to find a willing human woman who is also a virgin, untainted by mamono mana AND untainted by the mana of men
>has to avoid tainting her in the process of fusing one of the human's eggs with her own
>after the child is conceived, the child is magically implanted in the monster's womb and remains a son thanks to the preparation
>also marks the monster with the son's mana which means she can never bond with anyone but her son
>Lim doesn't give a fuck, she's laying on her couch rubbing her belly and going, "Ufufufu," as she dreams of her future son-husband fucking her so hard she goes blind
>refuses to help with the experiments for normal sons because why would you want a son except to marry him, get bred by him, dote on him, be doted on by him, give him lots of cute daughters and generally have your world revolve around him?
>incredibly haughty and smug because she's one of five monsters who has given birth to a son because the procedure is so incredibly difficult that only a trio of Baphomet sisters and a desperate Ryu managed to pull it off as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097959
>sisters
>plural
why dosent the father stop this madness!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097968
I mean, no, unless we're talking about a post-CG rekt type family. She'd just be second hand grooming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097968
>mom insists on videotaping you and your twin sister's first time together
>it's mortifying. you're both awful
>she thinks it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097968
Based and xwedodah-pilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097973
All good men wish for their children to live better and happier lives than they themselves led.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097968
>Discover remote village of monsters and men
>Ask about where they came from
>The village elders are their great great grandma and great great grandpa
>Singular
>Ask about family tree
>It’s more like a family stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097973
He's doped up on monster pussy most of the time and overridden by mom the rest (she thinks it's a great idea). Can't be helped, sorry Champ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46097991
Normalized super fucked-up family dynamics like this are really hot to me. Your parents letting you and your sister share a room because they know you two 'have urges'. Mommy supervising your first time with your siblings just to make sure everyone is having fun. Getting caught with an erection at the theater and your mom taking a minute to blow you so you're not uncomfortable during the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

You all need flayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098056
I need a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098056
Incest is wincest. Unless you overdo it.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw a lizzie gave birth to you after you reincarnted since she was that lonely. also you have no pops since its from that special thing that lizards do irl, just that she wanted a man as well so she gave birth to a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098056
A heartfelt hug and a good blowjob would probably suffice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098076
There is nothing more sacred than the bond between a boy and his twin sister.

[Anonymous No.]

bunny girls are deviants and like to raise their husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098104
WRONG. There is nothing more precious than the bond between a boy and his big sis.

[Anonymous No.]

Malef's evil speech would hit a lot harder if she wasn't like 4 feet tall. It's hard to take someone seriously when they have to stand on a stack of books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098120
wrong. there is nothing more pure than the bond between a boy and his momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098127
It would work better if you knelt down like she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098104
>>46098120
WRONG, BOZOS. there's nothing as special as the love between a boy and his mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098139
cute automomton

[Anonymous No.]

everyone forgets about poor otouto... doesn't she deserve forbidden incest love, too!?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck your momster.
Fuck your auntster.
Fuck your little sisster.
Fuck your big sisster.
Fuck your childhood best friendster.
Give them daughters.
Fuck your daughtersters.
Give them all daughters again.
Fuck your daughtersters.
Continue until you have the largest family in history.
Then continue onward.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098127
>in bed with Malef Dragon
>momentarily falls back into her old habit of giving long-winded speeches about how evil and powerful she is and blahblahblah
>finally after what feels like two hundred years finishes and is actually ready to have sex now
>about to start
>“I SHALL VANQUISH YOU FOUL BEAST, FOR THE GOOD OF MY PEOPLE!”
>her face turns red as a beet, works every time

Are all the so-called "evil" MGs secretly just autistic LARPers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098180
Sweet home mamonobama

[Anonymous No.]

Thread feels like the worst it's been for a while. I'd say post some images but we have none left.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098214
The demon lord made them literally incapable of actually being evil. What else could they be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098243
Break the programming. Commit a cleansing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098231
>we
Again mick, there's no "we" when it comes to you and this thread. Same how cockroaches are not real residents of the home they infest.

[Anonymous No.]

There's only the Babymetal general standing on the prune edge before us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098259
Dunno about that. But I've messaged KC and I'm sure he'll respond about my question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098231
Maybe stop spamming images for one second in your miserable life to try and get the thread away from MGE you actual parasite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098241
>be harpy waitress
>people always ask for drumsticks

No wonder she looks so pissed off.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be better for a mother-son story?

>mom gets corrupted into monster and then starts trying to seduce her son into claiming her as his wife
or
>son and mom in a secret relationship that they hide but the opening of the portals finally allows them to be together as husband and wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46098356
Former.

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>>46098309
I like posting images on this imageboard. They're not even gachas.

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>>46096527
Try all you want, I'm not doing your math homework.

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>>46095861
My ideal Pyrow is about that old--I'm 42 and I like older women.

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>>46098438
Imagine the reaction of hagvile ladies browsing /monster/ when they see a post like this

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>>46098356
The 2nd one because a hidden love coming true is the best

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It is some Erosite's job to sit here and watch these threads, just WAITING for one of you to slip up. Be on your guard, everyone.

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>>46098407
Mick I know this is hard for you to understand but mindlessly spamming images is not actually engaging with the thread.

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>>46098487
I also wrote >>46086483

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>>46098438
>I'm 42
gramps it's time to go

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>>46098499
https://litter.catbox.moe/4z9vxu.png
Come on.

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>>46098538
Well I deleted that post because I didn't feel like arguing but I'm a bit insulted you edited a fake (you) for it.

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>>46098468
That's the one I was leaning towards.

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>>46098501
I'll be 43 soon--back in the PRIME of my life!

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>>46096132
>>46096545
https://files.catbox.moe/9sm79d.gif
I have it!

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>>46098501
Tolkien didn't start writing LOTR until he was 45. Mamono have a thing for silver foxes.

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>>46098438
There really need to be Pyrows in all age brackets.

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>according to an anonymous source...

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>>46098855
>slutty brat JS Pyrows
>fumbling JC Pyrows
>melancholic christmas cake Pyrows

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>>46098913
I'll take one of each please, bonus points if they're all sisters.

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>>46098913
I want the 80's Ginza-style hag Pyrow dressed in a slinky mini cocktail dress with long permed hair waving a frilly fan around while dancing on a table and singing city pop!

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Someone make the new thread. We're on the edge. Push us over